The Humor List Postings for November 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for November
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Polly Ticks
  2. November 1st - U.S. Weather Report Day (Adult theme & language)
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Translations
  5. The Witness
  6. Twisted Humor
  7. Good News/Bad News
  8. Psychic Lawyers?
  9. strangers in the night<lang&off to Italians>
  10. Mosquitoes
  11. Sign
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2nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 2nd - MIT Research Laboratory of Electronics Birthday
  2. Legal Retort?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Aw, You Feeling Sick? <mean, poss. off.>
  5. Statistics -&- Statisticians
  6. Polly ticks 2
  7. Little Johnny <an oldie>
  8. Grenades
  9. What is FOREPLAY?<adult>
  10. Traffic Report for October 2005
  11. Ask a stupid question ... <Adult>
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3rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. GARY SHANDLING on Marriage // GEORGE CARLIN on Prostitution
  2. November 3rd - National Housewife Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Energy Differences
  5. I love my job
  6. What should he tell her?
  7. driving tips
  8. PATRIOTISM (& more)
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4th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 4th - Celebrate Your Honeymoon Day (Adult)
  2. Explanations...
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Play A Jazz Chord
  5. The chauffeur
  6. brothel<adult&gross&off>
  7. On The Move Again
  8. Thor is lonesome <adult; Offensive to Norse pantheon>
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5th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Dear Diary
  2. November 5th - U.S. Mailperson Day
  3. Teacher Evaluation
  4. The Church Phone
  5. Sociology
  6. 50 ways
  7. Real Websites <adult>
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6th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 6th - Illegal Aliens Day
  2. Dear Diary
  3. Youve given me a gift ...
  4. Condom Laws
  5. The Yellow Shirt
  6. mink
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7th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 7th - National Radiologic Technology Week
  2. Honesty, Integrity
  3. Inflation
  4. 2 Brothers
  5. This time it wasnt a Blonde
  6. Investment
  7. Two fellas from rural Minnesota (poss. offensive to people from Minnesota)
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8th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Pet Names Changed at Ellis Island
  2. November 8th - Abet and Aid Punsters Day (Adultish)
  3. GOOD EATIN
  4. Who Else?
  5. The sinking ship
  6. A message
  7. CAMPING TIPS
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9th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 9th - Check the Batteries in Your Flashlight Day
  2. Retiree Q -&- A
  3. Relative
  4. Performance Appraisals Revisited
  5. A question
  6. Viagra-KY<adult>
  7. Alaskan & Texan Woodpecker <mild adult>
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10th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 10th - Marine Corps Birthday
  2. Hidden Hospital Bill Charges
  3. Fwd: The Portrait
  4. Laws For All Occasions
  5. Realistic Drawings <adultish>
  6. How to be a good Democrat
  7. vegan swallowing mystery<adult&off>
  8. Avian Flu: ALERT
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11th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Yes! You CAN read this!!
  2. November 11th - Honoring Veterans Day
  3. We Do Not Torture!
  4. Elderly humor
  5. Trouble In The Jungle
  6. qualities <lang&adult>
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12th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Meet You At...
  2. November 12th - Ellis Island Closing Day (Adultish)
  3. ATTENTION
  4. Redneck In Venice
  5. New Orleans sarcasm
  6. Take this test
  7. Off Line
  8. few funnies
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13th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. MATH Jokes
  2. November 13th - Death and Taxes Day (Poss Insulting to blondes)
  3. Organized Religion
  4. Raising boys
  5. Just How Much Different?
  6. Reward offered!
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14th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Things That Give Away Crippled Trekkers in Normal Company
  2. November 14th - Habitat for Humanity Week
  3. Here, Kitty, Kitty....
  4. Two Classic Lawyer Jokes
  5. 2 Names
  6. New Dog Breeds <an oldie>
  7. Grandparents
  8. Todays Comic Strips
  9. big bacon tree,<Old funny>
  10. Communication
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15th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. small TOWNs
  2. November 15th - American Federation of Labor Birthday
  3. Symptoms
  4. 2 Rides
  5. A punny
  6. The Bar Owner
  7. broke down<lang>
  8. Relationships
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16th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. The Winners
  2. Micro-Farad and Milli-Amp
  3. November 16th - American Education Week
  4. Okay, Not The Best....
  5. Good Manners
  6. 2 Golf Quickies
  7. Pain <Adult>
  8. A Redneck Love Poem
  9. Ouch! <Not meant to be insensitive>
  10. golf
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17th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Astrological light-bulb changing
  2. November 17th - Great American Smokeout Day
  3. CDC Advisory
  4. New Rules
  5. Sad news about the Nativity in Washinggon, D.C. this year
  6. After The Divorce
  7. A Matter Of Outlook
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18th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. How many to change a light bulb?
  2. November 18th - Mickey and Minnie Mouses Birthday (Adult Language)
  3. Comparison
  4. Anniversary Celebrations
  5. History of the middle finger
  6. The Sale
  7. class reunion<adult>
  8. The Sound of Bells <adult>
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19th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 19th - McCaughey Septuplets Birthday (Adultish)
  2. Our Special Today...
  3. 911 Call
  4. Now he knows...
  5. physical characteristics <adult>
  6. Where are all the Americans
  7. The Wildebeest
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20th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 20th - World Rights of the Child Day
  2. Ah, Those Cheap Scots
  3. Thanksgiving in the UK
  4. Fashion Rules
  5. Peeping Tom
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21st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 21st - First Flight Day
  2. Quickies
  3. Burst My Bubble
  4. Preaching
  5. Dr. Seuss
  6. Not Me!! <wash your mouth out>
  7. clitoris, an anniversary<adult>
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22nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Jay, Conan, Dave, Vern and Mitch
  2. November 22nd - National Stop the Violence Day
  3. Moving
  4. Humerus News 11-22-05
  5. The Night Of Thanksgiving
  6. You might live in Montana
  7. old &new test
  8. Obedient wife
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23rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 23rd - Sagittarius the 9th sign of the Zodiac
  2. Cluck, Cluck <adult>
  3. Signs Your Pet Has the Avian Flu
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Redneck Thanksgiving
  6. The hand job [ADULTTISH]
  7. Happy Thanksgiving <not dirty, yet still offensive!>
  8. jl9
  9. 12 Days of C*****mas
  10. Homonyms
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24th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 24th - Thanksgiving Day
  2. What Does A Disabled Turkey Say?
  3. Turkey!
  4. Inside information for Catholics only <may bo off. to us Catholics>
  5. The Thanksgiving Turkeys perspective
  6. Happy Thanksgiving
  7. domain names
  8. Three Women in a Tub
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25th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Q and As
  2. November 25th - Black Friday
  3. Average Typical Day After Thanksgiving
  4. Ask Dr. MM
  5. Latest Award Winner
  6. The Day after Thanksgiving
  7. Father Joseph&Father Fred<off toCatholics>
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26th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 26th - First Official Thanksgiving Day
  2. Howd You Ever Live Without It?
  3. BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON HUMVEES
  4. As children see it
  5. meet in hell
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27th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. A Writer -&- An Editor -&- Writers
  2. November 27th - Velvetta Birthday
  3. Imperfect....? <adult>
  4. A spanking
  5. Quotes From Animal Romance Novels<off to animals>
  6. Joining Efforts
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28th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. The rules for the Internet Detox Center are as follows:
  2. November 28th - U.S. Automobile Race Day (Adult)
  3. Whats That For?
  4. Hows That?
  5. A Dieters Christmas
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29th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Overheard at the bar
  2. Gay Marriages
  3. November 29th - State Liquor Stores Day (Adultish)
  4. Speedy
  5. A Politically Correct Christmas Carol
  6. Employment
  7. Funny URLs
  8. Airport restaurant
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30th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. November 30th - Perpetual Youth Day
  2. @%#$! Traffic!!!
  3. Japanese visitor in Manhattan
  4. An Arkansas Christmas
  5. In Line
  6. Moms always right!
  7. Shaggy Dogs Have Their Day
  8. little Jonny on love<adult&lang>
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