The Humor List Postings for October 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Shandling // Carlin // Leno
  2. The Power of Prayer
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. October 1st - National Car Care Month
  5. A Fairy Tale
  6. How Many....?
  7. Who Ya Gonna Defraud?
  8. Sausage<adult>
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. October 2nd - Pixie and Dixies Birthday <ADULTISH>
  2. DRUMMERS
  3. I Like Two Types.... Country AND Western!
  4. Quote of the Day...<mildly adult>
  5. What Are My Chances?
  6. A lawyer giggle
  7. Dear Diary
  8. results of my physical<sad>
  9. PC Hurricanes (Offensive to Blacks)
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Public School System
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Advertising Bible
  4. In A Perfect World
  5. Just Visiting
  6. Her deaf dog
  7. October 3rd - American Beer Week
  8. How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?<off to bushies>
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bad giant lizard! No Japanese city for you!
  2. In The Area
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. If They Had Todays Technology ...
  5. Dear Diary
  6. On the train
  7. October 4th - Snoopys Birthday
  8. Humor about religion --as related by Emo Phillips
  9. Traffic Report for September 2005
  10. Favorite Things <offensive& adult&lang>
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Luggage
  2. The Winner!!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Teachers Dont Know Everything?!
  5. Ronnie Barker
  6. Fix the outhouse, Pa!!!
  7. Conversion
  8. Fresh Venison
  9. October 5th - The Hillbilly Heist Anniversary
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. T-I-M-B-E-R
  2. We Can Rebuild Him....
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Their diet
  5. Could This Be The Start Of A New One?
  6. Signs Youre Going to Have a Bad Day
  7. bush bash
  8. October 6th - American Library Association Birthday
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Denis Leary Quotes <language>
  2. Conserving Fuel
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The nervous witness
  5. Dog Show
  6. Voices Of Experience
  7. From the Gulf Coast
  8. October 7th - Cats on Broadway Day
  9. Lifes big lessons
  10. Meditations For Miserable People
  11. <No subject given>
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Attack of the Killer Mice
  2. Awards Night
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Surprises In Obstetrics
  5. The mouse
  6. Rorschach Test
  7. The Tapeworm <Anatomical reference>
  8. October 8th - Great Fires Day (May be offensive to Blondes)
  9. news<lang>
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. SIGNS YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. . .
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. In The Country
  4. Please Turn To Number 44D In Your Hymnal....
  5. A Cajun news flash
  6. Age
  7. The Dog
  8. October 9th - San Franciscos Birthday (Humor List BDay Too!)
  9. 2dates
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. How Many To Change A Light Bulb?
  2. Decisions
  3. Flu season
  4. A Parable
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. October 10th - Canadian Thanksgiving Day
  7. Fiddlin Around <adult>
  8. Best Chain Letter<adult&lang>
  9. Drunk Jokes
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Coast Guard Cutter
  3. Rules!!
  4. Beer, fishing, golf, and sex
  5. Golf Shorties
  6. The Missionary <could be off. to the religious and New Guineans>
  7. animal sounds <lang>
  8. October 11th - Natural Medicine and Prevention Day
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. October 12th - Columbus Day (Orignal)
  3. How Manyd You Say?!?
  4. Funeral Arrangements
  5. The MeatNormous Sandwich
  6. Back at the Analyst <Adult>
  7. No spekka da English
  8. The Tin Cup (poss. offensive to Religious)
  9. READING
  10. Top Ten Signs Youre a Fundamentalist Christian [Heavy irony]
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Can We Fix It?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Purple hats
  4. Sleepers Wanted
  5. In the hospital
  6. Aging
  7. The Blond Juror <off. to lawyers and blonds>
  8. Signs Youre at a Bad National Park
  9. October 13th - White House Birthday <Adultish>
  10. To err
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Slow Day In Heaven
  2. October 14th - International Newspaper Carrier Day (Adultish>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. RING, RING, RING....
  5. How School Has Changed
  6. Compliments to...
  7. BEST GRANDPA JOKE OF THE YEAR (slightly Adult)
  8. no parent left behind
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Marriage
  3. Unix Man
  4. An Oldie thats still funny
  5. Peek-A-Boo!!
  6. Cash-mere
  7. October 15th - Gourmet Coffee Week
  8. The Need
  9. Country Western Song Titles <adult, of course> Part II of II
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Who Is God?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. At The Pearly Gates
  4. October 16th - National Boss Day
  5. The new math
  6. Five Ill-Fated Store Names
  7. I gladdened seven hearts today...
  8. Little Johnny <adult&lang>
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Your Church Has Sold Out To Big Corporate Sponsors:
  2. Golfing Realities
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Childless? Wondering if....
  5. Happy Anniversary
  6. Fwd: The Football Game
  7. Earthquake tips
  8. David Vs. Goliath ---in other college news
  9. October 17th - Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Day
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. October 18th - National School Bus Safety Week (16-22)
  3. CAUTION!! URGENT!!
  4. The Knight
  5. Luggage Department
  6. Mixed-Up Metaphors
  7. wanted to die<adult gross off to women>
  8. What Is A Grandparent?
  9. Used Car Lot <adultish>
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Have a nice flight
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Dja Ever Notice...?
  4. Mary
  5. No T
  6. Beano <bodily function>
  7. Sexy Wisdom<adulr>
  8. October 19th - Concorde New York Day
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Not voting on election day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. October 20th - National Train Your Brain Day
  4. Surgery
  5. Mountain Climbing
  6. Two Nuns
  7. Meeting Her Parents < =?iso-8859-1?Q?Risqu=E9=3E?=
  8. Striking Back
  9. school<lang>
  10. Latest Scam (suggestive)
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Funny movie quotes from the Marx Brothers Monkey Business:
  2. October 21st - Old Ironsides Launch Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Grannys car pool
  5. What Would You Call Them?
  6. At the Bar <adult>
  7. Iraqi Trial
  8. twice<adult&lang>
  9. House Cleaning Tips (Clean)
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. October 22nd - Pirates Week
  2. Butcher
  3. More Sports Than Church
  4. We All Make Mistakes
  5. At the card shop
  6. Still Alive
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. Whats this?<adult>
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. October 23rd - Scorpio the 8th sign of the Zodiac
  2. TAG LINES
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Todays Message at the Church Of Chuckles
  5. Stupidity
  6. Talkshow Appearance
  7. simple life
  8. Women
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lawyers and Computers
  2. October 24th - Natl Hospital & Health-System Pharmacy Week (23-29)
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. I Dont Date THEM!!!!
  5. The current cost of gas
  6. Even nostalgias not what it was...<Adult>
  7. Eggs For Breakfast
  8. Commitment
  9. Getting There
  10. A Fly Story (barnyard humor)
  11. Steven Wright Humor
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. October 25th - National Magic Week
  2. ASAP
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  5. Which onee would you choose?
  6. Harriet Miers Questionaire
  7. Definitions Of A Bachelor
  8. Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire
  9. Spiritually
  10. few funnies<adult&off.>
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. October 26th - Baboon Heart Transplant Day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Depressed
  4. Sanity test
  5. Mujibar
  6. Future Quotes from Grandparents<lang>
  7. Star-$Bucks$ // Washington, D.C.
  8. Adv: New Product
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Language Update
  3. October 27th - Navy Day (Adultish)
  4. Living will
  5. Horrible News
  6. Diary of a Housewife
  7. Department of Motor Vehicles
  8. A Dollar
  9. Quote
  10. National Orgasm Day.<adult>
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Beep Beep Beep // Cost of Living
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. October 28th - Statue of Liberty Day
  4. CHENEY "GOES MEDIEVAL"
  5. Where Babies Come From
  6. The Med student
  7. Hunting
  8. Oneliners
  9. partner swapping <adult>
  10. International Understanding <Adult>
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons Your Dog Wants the Postman Dead
  2. October 29th - Internet Birthday
  3. The Dawdler
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Arrangements
  6. Hurricane vs Divorce (offensive to rednects)
  7. A Fairy story
  8. PNN Breaking News
  9. Texans
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. October 30th - Create A Great Funeral Day
  2. SCOTUS NOD
  3. Victor Borge // Gracie Allen
  4. Twas The Night Before Halloween
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Geneaology
  7. Laws
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Too old for Halloween fun
  2. October 31st - Halloween
  3. Halloween Monsters
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Its So Scary!!!!
  6. In The Lab
  7. Fish Horror Movies
  8. Dear Diary
  9. Turkey Planning
  10. Your sex life aint what it used to be if...<adult>
  11. Big Trouble
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