The Humor List Postings for September 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for September
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Malapropisms
  2. Blowin In The Wind
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Wouldnt Go There
  5. A quiz for know it all people
  6. Casinos
  7. September 1st - National Grandparents Month <SEXUAL CONTENT>
  8. shy, drunk
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Womens Golfing Terms
  2. National Grandparents Month
  3. PNN Breaking News
  4. At the picnic
  5. Quote of the Day... <may be offensive to Jehovahs; priests; etc>
  6. Major discovery
  7. Waiter, Waiter...Part 2
  8. Hillarys New Perfume
  9. September 2nd - U.S. Network News Show Day
  10. Traffic Report for August 2005
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Starting A Family
  2. Southeastern Conference giggles
  3. September 3rd - $40 Million Lottery Day
  4. Oh, Susannah!
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Osama Bin Laden threat<off to the south& a lot others probabley>
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. September 4th - eBay Birthday
  3. HOPE
  4. Viagra slogans [Kinda ADULTISH]
  5. Exhaustion
  6. Comparative Religions
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Unarmed...
  2. September 5th - Labor Day
  3. Apples and wine
  4. New Interest
  5. Office for Elderly Affairs
  6. Will Grandpa ... ?
  7. Working At Home <adult>
  8. Why Email is like a Penis <Adult Theme>
  9. Quote of the Day...
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Scoff No More
  2. All Wet!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Jesse Jackson
  5. Buddhist Hotdog Vendor
  6. September 6th - Mental Health Workers Week (Les Birthday Too!!)
  7. Im getting old.
  8. Fishing
  9. Some Shaggy Puppy Stories
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats he playing...
  2. Lusty Limericks <adult>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Enjoy hte flight to Zim
  5. Why No Dinosaurs?
  6. Invitation Replies To A Scientists Ball
  7. car crash <adult & lang&off to women>
  8. September 7th - Grandma Moses Day
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. The old phone
  4. Good, Bad, Worse
  5. Logic
  6. didnt check it out for truth
  7. September 8th - Miss America Pageant Birthday (Adultish)
  8. The Judge
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Emergency Preparation <adult>
  3. September 9th - Super Chickens Birthday
  4. Whats The String For? <adult>
  5. Eleven tips
  6. At the Butchery
  7. model husband
  8. Maury and MrsMaury
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 10th - Gunsmoke Birthday <ADULTISH>
  2. I Pick Up Things
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. President To Lead Investigation
  5. A.A.A.D.D.
  6. Windows installation gone wrong.
  7. Carnac the Magnificent
  8. fema
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Southern Comments
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Shelter From The Storm
  4. Alcohol at work
  5. September 11th - Patriot Day
  6. Halloween Costumes (Adult)
  7. Diner and a Waiter
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Behind
  3. Which One?
  4. Sportswritings
  5. Breast feeding [Kinda ADULTISH]
  6. Ducks in heaven
  7. September 12th - International Housekeepers Week (11-17) ADULTISH
  8. Better things for better living thru "Art and Design"
  9. More proof that gasoline prices are out of control:
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Psychiatry // Book of Numbers // Scientific
  3. Diagnosis
  4. Revenge
  5. Southernisms
  6. At the (British) fringes...
  7. September 13th - International Chocolate Day
  8. something I dont want to do<adult>
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Spinach // Drivers // Flattery
  3. Speedier Response
  4. Shot Down
  5. Some breast
  6. The Church Plaque
  7. September 14th - National Draft Day
  8. serious crash<adult>
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. More Shaggy Puppy Stories
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. "Returns" Policy
  4. Half the People // Flattery // Putting the imp into impairment...
  5. Paid By Check
  6. Sunday School
  7. The Lone Ranger [ADULTISH]
  8. A Tale
  9. The new drink <adult>
  10. budget
  11. September 15th - National Chiropractic Day <ADULTISH> Jerrys Birthday too!
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. What is George W. Bushs position on Roe vs.Wade? Plus >>> More
  2. Distraction
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Long Wait
  5. Bob, the hunter
  6. MJ to Give Hurricane Aid
  7. Medical Terms
  8. September 16th - Stay Away From Seattle Day
  9. A Special Library Display
  10. Top 10 Blonde Inventions
  11. Hot Horseradish
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Library would be too darned close to Deep Eddy Cabaret
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Starting Out
  4. But I Thought...
  5. Lawyers [ADULTISH language]
  6. September 17th - Divorce Is Contagious Day <Adultish>
  7. Holidays
  8. Bush Administration Lauds Report from Fema Staffer
  9. "Household Tips"
  10. Class (<Language><Adult>)
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Choir Practice
  2. Not Recommended Childrens Books
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A computer virus
  5. September 18th - U.S. Air Force Birthday
  6. twin beds
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Nope, You Wont See That...
  3. Education
  4. A blonde in the elevator [ADULTISH laaanguage]
  5. 2 Golf Quickies
  6. Dear Diary
  7. Quite a Son-in-Law
  8. September 19th - Deaf Awareness Week (Sept 18-24)
  9. It Has Its Uses...
  10. maybe Im a red neck?
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Language Tapes // Free Box // Lip-Reading
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. A _____ Walks Into A Bar.... <adult>
  4. Four Bones
  5. Truisms?<something to off. to everyone>
  6. Marital Tensions
  7. Sick in church (possibly offensive)
  8. A smart blonde [ADULTISH language]
  9. September 20th - Battle of the Sexes Anniversary
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes and Quips
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. A _____ Walks Into A Bar: The Musical
  4. A Cats Computer Dictionary
  5. Seniors Special
  6. Black Lace on Sweat <gross>
  7. women & priest <offence to both>
  8. September 21st - Time Machine Day
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. An Immigrants Tale
  2. What Would You Do
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. 104th birthday
  5. Quick Q&A
  6. Children
  7. September 22nd - Elephant Appreciation Day <Freds Birthday too!!>
  8. F*** you <"F" word over and over>
  9. Maher Addresses President Bush <political, one scatalogical reference>
  10. pwms<adult>
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Youve Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School <adultish?
  2. After Vacation
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. YOURE FIRED!
  5. At the Service
  6. Booo!!! Hisssssss!!!!!
  7. Insulting<off to men & women>
  8. September 23rd - Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - 7th sign of the Zodiac
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Metric System
  2. September 24th - Internet Founders Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Youth Soccer
  5. Punnies
  6. Another Day At The DMV
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Church Dictionary
  3. Fishing on Sunday
  4. The International Pun contest
  5. Divinity School
  6. September 25th - National Centenarians Day
  7. At A Fast Food Restaurant
  8. agnostic <ADULTlang & off>
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Ski Trip
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. SURVIVOR
  4. Truisms
  5. The Greatest Sport on Earth
  6. A Blonde seeking knowledge
  7. Immigration Test
  8. trumpeter<adult>
  9. September 26th - Johnny Appleseeds Birthday <ADULTISH?>
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Thought of the Day...
  2. Uh Oh....
  3. Please Change My Light Bulb ...
  4. I Knew It All Along!
  5. At the Pearly Gates
  6. Lifes little instruction book
  7. Silent but Deadly
  8. September 27th - U.S. Department of Education Birthday
  9. 1st child<adult>
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Taglines
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. HOW MANY....?? <off.>
  4. Normalcy Test
  5. September 28th - Dr. Kildare Day (Larrys Birthday too!)
  6. Taking your work home <adult-ish>
  7. Moral<adult>
  8. The Cajun Ten Commandments
  9. Perhaps that A Should Have Stood for Asinine!
  10. Two Prayers
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Proper Preparation
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Taglines
  4. Signs
  5. Short ones
  6. A Knights Tale
  7. taxi <adult>
  8. September 29th - Singing Cowboy Day <ADULTISH>
  9. Another Prayer
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Least-Known Veterinarian Procedures
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Theres A Change In The Weather....
  4. September 30th - U.S. Execution Day
  5. Volleyball
  6. Todays nonsense
  7. ex<adult>
  8. Airline Humor
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