The Humor List Postings for August 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Verbalized Prayers
  2. Praying at Work <adult, off.>
  3. August 1st - Simplify You Life Week
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. A can of Worms
  6. Temptation <disrespectful to men of the cloth>
  7. Happy Gardening.
  8. Going To Gotham
  9. Oldie: When life begins
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Fishie Euphemisms for Death
  2. Q & A <adult! off.!!>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. August 2nd - Gambling Is Dangerous Day (Humor List Birthday Too)
  5. Girlfriends
  6. Golf Physics
  7. Supersex<adult>
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Virtuous Woman
  2. Conan // Leno // + + +
  3. Little Friends <adult>
  4. Quote of the Day...<may be offensive to someone>
  5. Problems?
  6. August 3rd - Air Traffic Controllers Day <ADULT LANGUAGE>
  7. Need a haircut?
  8. stuck to the floor<adult&off to women
  9. Traffic Report for July 2005
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. You Might Belong To A Redneck Synagogue If ...
  2. August 4th - Oldest Goldfish Day
  3. PNN Breaking News
  4. What do you call a hippies wife?
  5. The old cowboy
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Say it with flowers
  8. few funnies
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Garbage
  2. August 5th - Bat Flight Breakfast
  3. Scott McClellan: RULES FOR THE PRESS <off.>
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Lucky Frog
  6. A puppy dog
  7. retirees There is some truth to this.<
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. At A Coffee Shoppe
  2. August 6th - Corporate Baby Name Day
  3. Drill Sergeant
  4. Jacks number
  5. Get My Continental Drift?
  6. Doctor, Doctor...
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. nun<off to cath>
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Why? // Converting // Sunday School Story
  2. August 7th - Mata Haris Birthday
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A Boy Scouts letter to his Mom and Dad
  5. Utility Pole
  6. Todays Parable at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  7. A tale of three shops
  8. old age
  9. An HMO Manager at the Pearly Gates
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Language
  2. Birthday Grins
  3. The Pasta diet
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. August 8th - Swim Day
  6. One infernal typo (pun intended, pun warning).
  7. The hazards of sex <adultish>
  8. He Shouldnt See This!
  9. All of Me... <Adult>
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Inconvenienced
  2. Reunion Time!!
  3. A classic.....Enjoy!!!
  4. Lost Necklace
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. August 9th - Smokey the Bears Birthday
  7. Sunday school
  8. The Art Thief
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Natural Childbirth
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. OUCH!!!
  4. The blondes calendar
  5. New Fish
  6. The Virgin
  7. Dentists Office (Poss. offensive to Scotspersons)
  8. Childrens Answers to Science Questions
  9. August 10th - U.S. Department of Defense Name Day
  10. GAYS & MARRIAGE
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Captain Blacks Company
  2. He Was From The IRS
  3. Neither a lender or a borrower be
  4. Cover Up
  5. Say what?
  6. The priest and the doorbell
  7. August 11th - Alcatrazs Birthday
  8. GROWING WILD<adult>
  9. Presidential Adviser?
  10. Quote of the Day... <may be offensive to Scots>
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. SIGN LANGUAGE [2]
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. energy
  4. August 12th - Bambis Birthday
  5. Redneck birth
  6. Quickie
  7. Zany Personal Ads
  8. Little Known Fact About The Catholic Church<off to catholics>
  9. Philosophy Questions and Dumb Answers
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Playground
  2. COFFEE
  3. August 13th - Taxicab Birthday
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Little Johnny and Jenny
  6. The $20 and $1 bills
  7. most sex<adult>
  8. HELLo mudder hello fauder summer CamP
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. YOU KNOW YOURE A MISSIONARY KID WHEN.
  3. August 14th - Family Day
  4. Oklahoma quarters
  5. When Bill met Sharon....,, <adult>
  6. Take On An Empty Stomach
  7. Todays Lesson
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Its Time to Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet
  2. Oh, Poop!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. I didnt know they had any
  5. You Should Know The Difference
  6. August 15th - Hello Day
  7. The Watermelon
  8. Challenged Ones (Poss. offensive to "Challenged" Ones)
  9. focus
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Odds and Ends
  2. May I Interest You In.....
  3. Green Canaries?
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Which one?
  6. Marital Support
  7. August 16th - International Tell a Joke Day
  8. An Internet Message
  9. ATTICS
  10. Mujibar <off. to Indians?>
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A New Definition
  2. How Many....?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A phone problem
  5. Out Of Office messages
  6. August 17th - Ireland Over Seas Day
  7. Too Young
  8. cabin
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. New Intelligent Falling Theory <possibly offensive to Faith-Based Reasoners>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Ranchin
  4. Sometimes
  5. Rhymes [Some Adult Language]
  6. Dear Diary
  7. August 18th - Bad Poetry Day
  8. farmer<adult>
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Seen the Star Wars Movies Too Many Times? <adultish>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. A smart marine
  4. In Labor
  5. Diary of a fisherman
  6. August 19th - National Aviation Day
  7. Celebrating Ogden Nash
  8. The Dog Ate It!
  9. The Top 10 Pickup Lines Used By Chefs.....
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. GRACIE ALLEN ONE-LINERS
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Life or Death Issue
  4. Archaeological Find
  5. A giggle for you
  6. Thank You For Calling
  7. Conflicting Proverbs
  8. August 20th - Great American Duck Race <ADULT>
  9. oldest couple
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Red Skeltons tips on marriage
  2. Why Men Cant Win
  3. What Would You Do?
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The good wife
  6. August 21st - Worlds Oldest Continuous Rodeo <Adult>
  7. Todays Reading
  8. Todays Reading: Genesis
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Seeing Is Believing
  2. The Librarian and the Surgeon
  3. Little Tommy
  4. It Was Obvious
  5. Jewish Grammar Rules <may be offensive to Jews>
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Church Bloopers (again!)
  8. August 22nd - National Veterinary Week
  9. resigned<off to catholics>
  10. hebERTS
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. You Might Be A Handicapped Redneck If ... [2]
  2. August 23rd - Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) - 6th sign of the Zodiac
  3. PNN Breaking News
  4. Test Plane Crashes
  5. One hot day
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Dear Diary
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A job is nice but it interferes with Genealogy....
  2. The Missus....
  3. Miracles!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Whats the name of your ...? [ADULTISH]
  6. August 24th - Talk About the Weather Day
  7. Men Over 50
  8. The church bake sale
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. RECOMMENDED READING
  2. New DVD
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The best comeback
  5. It was written <iconoclastic>
  6. August 25th - Mickey Mantle Day
  7. Holy Man & Jihad <off. to RW wackos>
  8. Misunderstood
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Give us this day our daily bread...
  2. Sunday morning sex [Kinda ADULTISH]
  3. Ways To Stay Stressed
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. August 26th - USA Kindergarten Day
  6. Conversation
  7. MEN.....<adult>
  8. Service
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. August 27th - Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day <ADULT>
  2. Rejected Pet Food Formulas
  3. Psssst.... did you hear....
  4. My Mom
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. About these chain Emails
  7. Doctor, Doctor...
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Olaf and Sven [ADULTISH]
  2. A Southerner Knows ...
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Yankee Dogs vs. Southern Dawgs
  5. August 28th - Dream Day
  6. The Fart
  7. tan<adult>
  8. PRAY FOR HIM!!! <adult! blasphemy!!>
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 10 Rejected Jewish Books from Jewish Authors
  2. If Any Of These Symptoms Occur....
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Why Pets Would Make Good Lawyers
  5. You know you are a bad cook when...
  6. Atheist Holiday
  7. A traffic jam
  8. Sister Ranch
  9. August 29th - Healthy Lifestyle Day
  10. car-pool<lang>
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A heart-to-heart kinda talk
  2. In good shape
  3. EXPERIENCE
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. August 30th - Harley-Davidson Birthday (ADULT ACTIVITIES)
  6. Dog Motel
  7. TELL-TALE SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE THE PERFECT PARENT<off to parents?>
  8. Why God Made Mothers
  9. Apples and wine
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Prime-Time Proverbs >> On Marriage, TV, Race & Religion
  2. Why A New Putter?
  3. Back To School!!!!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Selling a car
  6. Mental Deficiency Test
  7. Men are like<men bashing>
  8. August 31st - Bad, Bad, Bad Day (ADULTISH)
  9. Waiter, Waiter...Part 1
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