The Humor List Postings for July 2005

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:38 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Genetically Modified Food for Your July 4th Picnic // Mae West
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The funeral
  4. The Search.... <adult, off.>
  5. July 1st - Canada Day
  6. Canadian Identity < Happy Birthday Canada!>
  7. Automatic Coffee Maker (poss. offensive to the instructions-challenged)
  8. Greeks vs Italians<off to both>
  9. Two Beggars
  10. Traffic Report for June 2005, Logo winner, & change of staff
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Queasy Samaritan
  2. July 2nd - The Roswell Incident
  3. A Cajun cow story
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. cut the mustard<adult>
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Superman
  2. Want coffee
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. July 3rd - Dog Days
  5. Good Housekeeping tips & more
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. CRAZY???
  2. Real men BBQ
  3. July 4th - American Independence Day
  4. Deer Hunting <gross>
  5. Find Another Trade!
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Q&A<adut&gross>
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Best Way
  2. July 5th - Dolly the Sheeps Birthday
  3. Quote of the Day...<may be offensive to someone...>
  4. Things you should NOT say at work
  5. Finding The Yellow Warbler
  6. Gone Fishin
  7. Irish Singles adds<off>
  8. insurance
  9. Doctor Quickie
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Diagnosis
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Two for you
  4. Fish In The Tub
  5. Dear Diary
  6. July 6th - George Walker Bushs Birthday
  7. bar in Cuba<adult>
  8. Brothel <adult>
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Ten Truths <maybe offensive to people sensitive about racial humor>
  3. Feminists
  4. Marketing Strategies
  5. Liuor warnings
  6. July 7th - U.S. Draft Birthday <ADULTISH BIOLOGY>
  7. Roy Rogers movie
  8. skeeters
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Three Types
  2. July 8th - Diet Pills Are Dangerous for Your Health Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Zen
  5. Furniture Stores
  6. Pregnant
  7. Offensive q&a
  8. Sentimtal reasons
  9. Gerontologic Musings
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Donations
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Groan Warning
  4. Fisherman
  5. July 9th - Wimbledon Tennis Tournament Birthday <ADULTISH BIOLOGY>
  6. more Q&A<off>
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Oh Lord, if ....
  2. Fixing Signs
  3. The quiz
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. July 10th - Joe Camels Retirement Anniversary
  6. Top Ten Questions Most Often Asked At A 99-Cent Store
  7. wheely bins
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. LOVE <may be offensive to very religious?>
  2. To catch a thief
  3. July 11th - Advice-to-the-Lovelorn Day
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. 1st Grade Religion Class
  6. Principle of Jewish Buddhism <may be off to Jews, but not meant to be>
  7. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  8. O come sign the pledge
  9. Ive learned....
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. You Know You Have a BIG Dog When...
  2. Australia
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A Different Word
  5. Car Accident Statements
  6. Chain Letter<adult>
  7. July 12th - Baseball All-Star Game
  8. Old Fogeys
  9. and nothing but the truth
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. MAE WEST [1892 - 1980] Quotes
  2. Senior golfers
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Their Day In Court
  6. July 13th - Birthday of Birds
  7. A Summer Favorite: Beer Recipe
  8. golf
  9. whodunit?
  10. Bush Rejects Extremism, Appoints Key Dems to Court
  11. Family friendly
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Pun Warning
  2. Ho, ho, ho
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Men
  5. Dear Diary
  6. July 14th - Million Dollar Horse Day
  7. Apple Dont Fall Far From The Tree
  8. Excerpts from Femina on Vaginitis<adult>
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons to Breed Dogs // Turn your Doberman into a Poodle!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. You aint gonna believe this!!!
  4. July 15th - Boeing Company Birthday
  5. Dear Diary
  6. French raise their terror alert level
  7. Theyre A Perfect Match...
  8. Thinking Of The Future
  9. genie<adult>
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. When is a door not a door? When its ajar...
  2. July 16th - Kissing Ban Day
  3. Wrong Size
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Moose hunters
  6. The Borg
  7. have & nots
  8. Love endures
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Tulsz Zoo & Creationists - <A True Story/May Offend Creationists> -
  2. July 17th - Disneyland Birthday
  3. Washington, D.C. alligators [ADULTISH language]
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Visiting The Widow Smith
  6. YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
  7. no room in the inn
  8. Young Love
  9. Sunday School
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Its probably spam
  2. Airline Advertising
  3. July 18th - Driving Tests Are Dangerous for Your Health Day
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Proof that the world is nuts!
  6. A Little Mouse
  7. Akron housewife charged in sex-for-security scam
  8. Metric System (offensive to Bush Fans)
  9. signs of the times
  10. worth the extra effort
  11. The engineer golfer
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Waiting....
  2. Aging
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Geography Jokes
  5. Afraid?
  6. Raffle Prizes
  7. July 19th - Personal Ads Birthday (Maybe offensive to Single Jews)
  8. duck
  9. Out of business <adult>
  10. lOVE POTion # NINE (aDULLt)
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Wrong Number
  2. July 20th - Moon Day
  3. Why, I Oughta.....
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. After A Move
  6. Pack small, whats that?
  7. Three dead bodies
  8. Questions
  9. 4 RELIGIOUS TRUTHS.. canIgitanAMEN??!
  10. Q&A<adult>
  11. Fidelity <adult>
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. James Thurber // Test Pilot
  2. Moms special brownies
  3. Quote of the Day...<may be offensive to Brits>
  4. Advice From Children
  5. The race horse
  6. July 21st - Take a Monkey to Lunch Day <Adult Language>
  7. The Virus
  8. Dont Be So Serious!
  9. few funnies<adult>
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. How Much?
  2. The Supremes
  3. July 22nd - Leo (Jul 22 - Aug 22) - 5th sign of the Zodiac
  4. Alcohol Warnings
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Mosess third ascension of Sinai
  7. Mr. Murphy [ADULTISH]
  8. Dogma
  9. Point System
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. MURDERBALL [Rugby]
  2. Where You From?
  3. (no subject)
  4. July 23rd - Ford Model A Birthday (Humor List Birthday Too!)
  5. Observations on Engineers
  6. Aging With A Smile
  7. 0 to 200
  8. Quote of the Day...
  9. MARRaige thoughts via red SKLETON
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Men Love to Watch <ADULT> // Implants <ADULT>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. July 24th - Instant Coffee Birthday
  4. A Redneck vs. the government
  5. And The Gentleman?
  6. q&a<adult>
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. 2005 FAUX FAULKNER CONTEST WINNER
  2. New Lawyer?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Aquatic Dating
  5. The blonde airline passenger
  6. Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of INsanity
  7. Economics
  8. Communication
  9. whos on first --for the next generation
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. R.I.P. , M.F.
  2. Handicapped?A Gimp?Disabled?Crippled?Physically Challenged? Severely Euphemized...
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Apologize!
  5. Love-making <adultish>
  6. The Country Preacher
  7. Medical Humor: the colonoscopy [nuff said]
  8. July 26th - Americans with Disabilities Act Birthday
  9. Grandpa
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH
  2. July 27th - Take Your House Plants for a Walk Day
  3. Birthday Wishes
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. At A Bar
  6. Golf above all
  7. Wal-Mart
  8. Friday<for us old folks that remember him>
  9. exchanging confidences
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. from The Harvard Divinity School Denominational Slur Handbook
  2. hot, Hot, HOT!!!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Are You ...?
  5. Builders?
  6. July 28th - Summer Vacation Week
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. I dont know for sure, but it makes me wonder
  2. Geography Knock, Knock Jokes
  3. July 29th - Powerball Lottery Prize Day
  4. The Veep
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Anyone Know Jesus?
  7. My name is...
  8. Where grandma lives
  9. few
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. More Golf
  2. At A Teaching Hospital
  3. HENNY YOUNGMAN [2]
  4. PNN Breaking News
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. July 30th - Body Builders Day
  7. The Aggie test pilot
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Heart of Rock and Roll
  2. Quote of the Day... <may be offensive to the French>
  3. At The Proctologists
  4. In My Day... <classic from 1997>
  5. Whos looking?
  6. July 31st - National Parents Day
  7. Sobriety Test
  8. golf
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