The Humor List Postings for June 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue...
  2. HORMONE WARNING
  3. June 1st - International Childrens Day
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The first grade
  6. New Sibling
  7. In the Navy
  8. Traffic Report for May 2005 and LOGO CONTEST VOTING
  9. Pro Redneck humor
  10. lesbians are walking up the street<adult>
  11. No Disassemble! No Disassemble!
  12. new stamp
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2nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN BREAKING NEWS
  2. June 2nd - American Indian Citizenship Day
  3. Too Old To Rock
  4. The Difference Between Star Wars and Star Trek
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. What is it?
  7. Three old ladies <adultish>
  8. Sold -Offensive to Catholics
  9. Anti PC Day 2005 <Adult Off. Ladeez>
  10. Old Age
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3rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. An Old Shotgun
  2. Bad, Bad Books!!! <adult, off.>
  3. Quote of the Day...<may be offensive to English>
  4. Magic Well
  5. Lawyers [SOME ADULTISH LANGUAGE]
  6. Directions
  7. June 3rd - USA Women Rabbi Day <Maybe religiously offensive>
  8. A Shark Tale
  9. Laughing with Librarians
  10. Im so pissed off<adult>
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4th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Things Youll Hear Only in the South <classic>
  2. SIGN LANGUAGE
  3. Rednecks Are Really Just Misunderstood
  4. June 4th - Old Maids Day
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Pedro
  7. Annoyed
  8. GOLF TRAGEDY<adult>
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5th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
  2. June 4th - Old Maids Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Churchy Wisdom....
  5. Inflight announcements
  6. Happy To Go To Church?
  7. Looking on the bright side <Adult>
  8. fathers do <adult&gross>
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6th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Maiden name
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Veterinarian
  4. Levels
  5. June 6th - National Headache Awareness Week <ADULTISH>
  6. Pure Genius?
  7. Another blonde joke
  8. A Holiday in Wales <off. poachers>
  9. busy
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7th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Health Care Crisis? No Wonder! <adult>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Government workers
  4. More Sports Than Church
  5. Communion with Nature
  6. June 7th - Vatican City Sovereign State Day <Maybe religiously offensive>
  7. new stamp
  8. Marijuana
  9. Doctor Trouble <Politically Incorrect>
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8th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. More medical bad news
  2. Marijuana
  3. You Know Youre A Redneck.... <off. to Bubba & Billi Jo>
  4. Quote of the Day... <may be offensive to bagpipe players>
  5. Blondes
  6. Hard To Find
  7. Feeding Children
  8. two blondes&Indians<off. to both>
  9. June 8th - Lassies Birthday
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9th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A Dieters Prayer
  2. Joint Ruling?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Quickies
  5. Itll Be Okay
  6. June 9th - Donald Ducks Birthday
  7. Playing golf <may be off. to the religious>
  8. The key to a long life
  9. Nurse Pam <adult>
  10. radio<lang&off to some>
  11. Nurse Pam <adult>
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10th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Sudden Trip
  2. Tooth Fairy <Happy Fathers Day>
  3. I Feel Safer!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Headlines from the year 2029
  6. Forgotten words
  7. June 10th - Alcoholics Anonymous Birthday
  8. More Medical Good News/Bad News <adult>
  9. Embassy function
  10. one line says it all
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11th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Wedding // Carl Sagan
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Word Of The Day
  4. The Little Red Hen
  5. The Marine
  6. June 11th - Telephone Customer Service Day
  7. Gentile Jokes <offensive to Gentiles and indirectly to Jews>
  8. sexy
  9. The five levels of drinking
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12th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. June 12th - Baseball Hall of Fame Dedication Anniversary
  2. Just Resting My Eyes....
  3. Fathers Day is Next Sunday <Language!>
  4. For animal lovers
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. The Idiocy Of It All
  7. Kindness <Adult,off. blondes, guidedogs>
  8. A tragic story with the joke on us <political humor?>
  9. model<adult>
  10. More Gentile Jokes <offensive to Gentiles and Jews>
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13th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A LIGHTER SHADE OF PINK
  2. Air Force // Navy
  3. A dog in the night
  4. June 13th - Miranda Decision Anniversary
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Stay Put
  7. Trouble At The Top <Adult, off.Goodyear Blimps>
  8. 5 Pints And ...
  9. On the witness stand
  10. ColoRectal Surgeon <Inuendo - No, Wait, thats an Italian Supository>
  11. Sex <adult>
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14th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A LOST LEG LIMERICK
  2. Flying Frighties
  3. Bedroom Olympics [ADULTISH]
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. MJ <miscarriage of justice>
  6. June 14th - DDT Ban Anniversary <Adultish>
  7. A Bit More Serious
  8. Paternity
  9. You Get What You Want <Adult,off. Genies>
  10. Yogi Berra-isms
  11. Head line <off to M.J. fans>
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15th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Dalmatians
  2. Squares
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Silliness
  5. A Bad Day/Feeling Old When
  6. Relationships
  7. Driving under the influence <adultish>
  8. June 15th - National Justice for Janitors Day
  9. Ill
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16th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. June 16th - National Morticians Day <Adultish>
  2. Scrubbing the Bulkhead // Eclipse
  3. Its Just Terrible!!!
  4. Food for thought
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. when Michael Jackson dies<off to mj fans>
  7. For Those Who Reed And Right
  8. Worlds Worst Pick-Up Lines <adult; classic>
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17th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Three ministers
  3. Horrible Day at Work
  4. A Texan In NYC
  5. Generous Offer
  6. Dedication
  7. 25 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU A REAL MAN.....[Language]
  8. June 17th - Eat Your Vegetables Day
  9. Beyond the Mozart effect
  10. if she were to die
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18th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. June 18th - Genetically Engineered Vaccine Day <ADULT>
  2. QUOTES
  3. Quote of the Day... <adultish>
  4. Conversational Latin
  5. Three Italian nuns [ADULTISH]
  6. aol
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19th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...<adultish>
  2. Notes For The Milkman
  3. Senior citizens
  4. Relationships
  5. Abe And Sarah
  6. Happy Fathers Day!!!
  7. June 19th - Fathers Day
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20th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. You know youre getting old when ...
  2. June 20th - Carpenter Ant Awareness Week
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The art of taking... [Adultish]
  5. Airline Courtesy?
  6. Remembrance <Adult>
  7. From the Corporate World
  8. Orders
  9. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  10. What Do You Call A Woman<ADULT&OFF.>
  11. Stranded <offensive to many ethnicities>
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21st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Heaven
  2. June 21st - Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 21) 4th sign of the Zodiac
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Their 50th anniversary
  5. Absolutely!
  6. Health Care
  7. Having a good time
  8. Musical Terms
  9. Silly songs and verses
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22nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. June 22nd - Doughnuts Birthdays
  2. Circumcision <<ADUKT>>
  3. The Pastor and the Choir Director
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Absolutely Useless
  6. Greatest Movie Quotes Part 1 of 4
  7. Well, this may explain a few things [will offend religious conservatives]
  8. Jokes, guaranteed to offend everyone!!Part1
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23rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Heard on the Street
  2. An Excellent Pilot
  3. Tell me this wont happen to me!!!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Rude Man!
  6. Greatest Movie Quotes Part 2 of 4
  7. June 23rd - Typewriter Birthday (Special Humor List Birthday too)
  8. Fortune Teller
  9. What is a cat? What is a dog?
  10. Jokes, guaranteed to offend everyone!!part2
  11. A cASSick Joke AramIC..
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24th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. ARMY
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Whos on first?
  4. Advice
  5. Greatest Movie Quotes Part 3 of 4
  6. Dear Diary
  7. June 24th - Think Your Way to Health Day
  8. Relationships
  9. Inventions
  10. d00dz ! !
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25th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked <adult>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. GOLF CADDIES
  4. Longevity
  5. June 25th - No Prayers in School Day
  6. If Only...
  7. Death and the Woodcutter
  8. Greatest Movie Quotes Part 4 of 4
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26th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Lost Dinosaur
  2. Fuchsias Thrive in the Shade
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. June 26th - International Day Against Drug Abuse <Adultish>
  5. Family
  6. Senior citizens
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27th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. FRIENDS
  2. This says it all!!!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Job application form
  5. Relationships
  6. THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK]
  7. New Regulations <off.>
  8. June 27th - U.S. Speed Limit Birthday
  9. Floppy disk <adult>
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28th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Jay Leno
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Black boxes [One naughty word]
  4. The old fridge
  5. June 28th - Dog Show Birthday
  6. Rich Man Goes To Heaven
  7. dentures<off to jewish>
  8. sqeakeEEEeeY CLEAN.. WILD SEX..hushMYmouth
  9. Rubenesque
  10. Observations about Politics & Government
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29th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Beowulf
  2. June 29th - Couch Potato Day
  3. Van Goghs relatives
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Work appearence
  6. Oboist knows a good reed --or is that read? (sexual references)
  7. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  8. Jewish mom
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30th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. from late night monologs......
  2. Chinese proverbs
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. June 30th - National Blonde Day
  5. Dear Diary
  6. Eminent Domain
  7. 4th july
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