The Humor List Postings for May 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...<may be offensive to someone>
  2. Todays Quiz at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Cowboy chili
  4. May 1st - May Day
  5. MAY DAY PARADE
  6. Carnac, Part 1 <classic>
  7. Pee your way to freedom
  8. poem<off to women>
  9. Communication <Adult>
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Weather
  2. GO!!!
  3. Quote of the Day...<language>
  4. May 2nd - Teacher Appreciation Week, May 1-7, 2005
  5. The pharmacist
  6. Feline Passion
  7. Overtime
  8. Who reads the news?
  9. Carnac, Part 2 <classic>
  10. farmer & hillbilly <adult>
  11. In honor of National Teachers Week
  12. Marry a woman from Georgia!
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Cinco De Mayo
  2. Nite, Nite <adult>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Leave it to the Cajuns!
  5. If Its Not God ...
  6. Papal Election
  7. The Artist
  8. May 3rd - Be Kind to Animals Week
  9. get here
  10. Interview with the Pirate of Punzance
  11. Kiwi teen slang
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Things to Come
  2. Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!! <groan!>
  3. Medical Arts?
  4. 25 signs that youve grown up
  5. It Began Innocently
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Negative People
  8. Grandmas boyfriend
  9. Curiosity
  10. Traffic Report for April 2005 and LOGO CONTEST
  11. British hospitality
  12. May 4th - Relationship Renewal Day
  13. Movie Knowledge <classic, but new ones added>
  14. Henry Ford
  15. Psychology
  16. RasPUNzel
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Lecture
  2. Pick Your Poison
  3. May 5th - Cinco de Mayo =?iso-8859-1?b?lg==?= or fifth of May.
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Gone Fishing
  6. Manners [Thematically adultish]
  7. DUST 2 DEADLY DUST
  8. colon
  9. Baseball stats <anti-gay humor>
  10. The 2004 O. Henry Pun-Off Hi-Lo Competition: David Gugenheim vs. Henry Lynn: Furniture
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Marry A Divorced Man
  2. SS Privatization <adult, politically off.>
  3. Dog letters to God
  4. Im Moms favorite.
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. May 6th - National Nurses Day (National Nurses Week, May 6 - 12)
  7. average<adult>
  8. Pharmicists
  9. Bathtub test
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Groaner...
  2. Happy Mothers Day!
  3. A cork [Kinda adultish]
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Green Thumb....????
  6. May 7th - American Medical Association Birthday
  7. What Ive learned from email
  8. urology appointment
  9. Happy Mothers Day
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Parable at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. Mothers Day Lamerick // A Moms Patience Grows Thin
  3. Mothers Day
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Quotes
  6. <No subject given>
  7. Yo! Yo!
  8. Little Johnny&shrimp <adult terrible & off.>
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sinage
  2. Job Offers <adult!>
  3. dog breeder<off to dogs>
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Cest la vie
  6. Two Skeletons
  7. Winning the lottery <SERIOUSLY Sick nsad>
  8. May 9th - Just Say No Week
  9. Netcompoops
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Limerick <ADULT>
  2. Jake writes a letter home...
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Cows
  5. Puppy Love
  6. Testomony
  7. May 10th - Golden Spike Day <Adultish> (UGA Contributor too!)
  8. wash cloth<adult>
  9. Never satisfied
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. LOVE and MARRIAGE
  2. (more) Cows
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Unexpected Answer
  5. Puppies
  6. Tarzan [ADULlt) and JANE ( ding BAT)
  7. Seinfeldisms <classic>
  8. May 11th - National Third-Shift Workers Day (or should that be "Night"?)
  9. shrinking ray
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. QUICKIES
  2. Educatin What Fer
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Hi-tech milking machine [ADULTISH]
  5. Free Haircut
  6. Peda Mater
  7. Royal Wedding Night <adult>
  8. May 12th - Limerick Day
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Jay Leno // Dennis Miller // John Doe
  2. Phony Plan Discovered!
  3. May 13th - Leprechaun Day <ADULTISH>
  4. Perfect Boyfriend
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Two dwarfs [KINDA ADULTISH]
  7. Sad News
  8. Drunk Again <Passed on : Adultish>
  9. redneck patient
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Broken glasses <adult>
  2. Rejected!
  3. May 14th - Lewis and Clark Expedition Anniversary
  4. Listen Up
  5. Mississippi humor
  6. Dog Jokes from Kids
  7. Gay bashing<off to gays>
  8. Quote of the Day...
  9. More airline humor
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. SIGNS YOUR PASTOR IS ADDICTED TO COURT TV
  2. Todays Gospel at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Encyclopedias
  5. From the sex fairy
  6. Star Wars: The Musical
  7. May 15th - National Police Officers Memorial Day (National Police Week May 15-21)
  8. Im keeping myself pure& salt
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Junk Mail?
  2. Silly Affectation
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Heart Surgery?
  5. The chicken and the egg [ADULTISH]
  6. My Favorite Things
  7. May 16th - Nickels Birthday
  8. Dont Mensa your words
  9. KESO by Chris Caillouet
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Classifieds
  2. In Honor Of....
  3. May 17th - Kentucky Derby Birthday
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Old Words, New Meanings
  6. Ponderables
  7. things to ponder
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
  2. Band Announces Latest Tour
  3. Remembering
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. That Isnt Food!
  6. May 18th - Mt. St. Helens Eruption Anniversary
  7. The Top 20 Other Ways to Leave Your Lover<adult>
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 19th - Department Store Day
  2. Count Your Change
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. BIKER
  5. The operation
  6. That Guy
  7. Latin Plural
  8. At the hospital
  9. sick<sick>
  10. The Art of Lovemaking
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Arnold // Childbirth // NYC // Fat
  2. Poor Sourcing....
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A major nightmare
  5. Why Bother?
  6. May 20th - National Transportation Week
  7. Two priests <disrespectful to the clergy>
  8. You know you are from Mississippi if:
  9. Bob Hope tribute
  10. magic troll<adult>
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. An English Girl
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. National Slap a Co-worker Day
  4. Not Like They Used To
  5. A Pun <groaner alert>
  6. May 21st - Armed Forces Day
  7. Farmers advice
  8. UNCUT! UNCENSORED!! <adult!>
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. TV
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Todays Message at the Church Of Chuckles
  4. May 22nd - Gemini (May 21/22 - Jun 20) - 3rd sign of the Zodiac
  5. A senior pickup line
  6. Psychocat terminology
  7. The wisdom of being insured
  8. Put Down Yes
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. NEW BOOKS
  2. May 23rd - Father of the Mental Healths Birthday (Contributor Birthday too!)
  3. New Dad
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Bubba and Junior
  6. Following Instructions
  7. Affirmations for the unstable
  8. Johnny and Willy <adult>
  9. Leno // Tyson // Schulz // OBrien // Leno
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Parking
  2. May 24th - Brothers Day <Adultish>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Apollo 11
  5. You Might Be A Redneck Jedi if ....
  6. Walking the Box
  7. visit<adult>
  8. The Atheist
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 25th - Star Wars Birthday
  2. Moooooooo!!!!!!!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Men and leather...
  5. Will You Still Love Me?
  6. Yard Sales
  7. Of lost wives and Wal-Mart (no "bad" language)
  8. High Hopes
  9. pet cemetery<adult>
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Border Crossing
  2. Gotta Change That! <adult>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Night before Frances
  5. Comfortable
  6. May 26th - Draculas Birthday
  7. Happiness<adult>
  8. Spiders
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Theory...
  2. Elbow <Adult>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The inventor
  5. Do Something
  6. Top 10 things you should never say to a woman during an argument
  7. May 27th - Designated Driver Memorial Day Weekend
  8. Stories questioning the existence of intelligent life...
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked
  2. May 28th - Sierra Club Birthday
  3. Queen Bee
  4. I Dont Believe
  5. Size matters <adultish>
  6. Give the frog a loan
  7. Quote of the Day...
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 29th - Indianapolis 500 Birthday
  2. Todays Message at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Social Skills?
  4. Signs
  5. At the National Art Gallery [ADULTISH]
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Art Club Nights
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 30th - Memorial Day (Traditional) HUMOR LIST BIRTHDAY
  2. CRASH!!!!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Onestone
  5. Teenage Daughter
  6. Sick Chief
  7. Las Vegas
  8. Dog speak
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Wedding
  2. May 31st - Copyright Day
  3. Remember....
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Boudreauxs newborn son
  6. My Procedure
  7. Portrait of Pauly as a sheltered young man
  8. Business in New York & Wales <Adult>
  9. A Blonde Joke
  10. You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
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