The Humor List Postings for April 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. APRIL 1st <adult>
  2. EDITORIAL: Scientific American
  3. Ah, love!
  4. Cats view of God (blasphemous)
  5. Theyll Be Provided
  6. April 1st - April Fools Day <Adult Content> UGA Birthday too!!
  7. Now dont let this give you any April Fool ideas...
  8. I stopped
  9. Young Love
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Things Youll Never Hear On TV Western DEADWOOD
  2. Drivin
  3. Tax time [ADULTISH]
  4. My Mother-In-Law
  5. April 2nd - Great Lovers Day (Adultish/Not Very Politially Correct either!)
  6. gun shop
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Where Were You Between 2AM and 3 AM ?!!
  2. bar bathroom
  3. Todays Proposal From The Church Of Chuckles <off.?>
  4. Why Men Cant Win
  5. Dont mess with old people!!!
  6. April 3rd - Daylight Savings Time Begins
  7. Baseball Quiz
  8. The Witness
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Salvation Army
  2. AMA Study <adult>
  3. Makes sense to me!
  4. Golf and Taxes
  5. The vase
  6. April 4th - Medication Safety Week
  7. The Pond
  8. Quickies<adult>
  9. Benefits Of Dating Older Women <Adult>
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Checkin In or Checkin Out?
  2. Paranoia
  3. Potentially and realistically [Kinda ADULTISH]
  4. April 5th - Lady Luck Day
  5. A guy came into a bar one day <adult>
  6. Shocked Groom
  7. The Magician <a groaner>
  8. Traffic Report for March 2005
  9. Random part1<adult>
  10. What Does it Take
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. PANTS <suggesttive>
  2. Daffynitions <adult>
  3. April 6th - Morman Church Birthday <Adult/Maybe offensive> ANOTHER UGA BIRTHDAY TOO!
  4. Hillary
  5. Nice Gift!
  6. Sleeping Disorder
  7. Modern Church <off. to the religious>
  8. random2
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. DENTIST
  2. Poor Guy....
  3. Bible test
  4. Relationships and Golf (A lethal combination)
  5. The New Living Will Form
  6. Living Will <off. to somebody or other>
  7. April 7th - Matches Birthday
  8. the way it is
  9. Horseradish
  10. Man Is Like An Automobile..
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN Breaking News
  2. Personalities who punned or made statements about puns....
  3. Profound thoughts
  4. How Do We ...?
  5. April 8th - Career Home Run Day
  6. ANGRY CLEVELAND INDIANS FANS DEMAND TEAM TAKE STEROIDS
  7. Why Was I Named That?
  8. Whats the difference between girls aged
  9. ROOTS history lesson - very offensive
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. BYEbyePOpe aDULLt
  2. The One Room Schoolhouse
  3. Redneck Barbie
  4. Its all in the spelling and punctuation
  5. New Prince
  6. April 9th - UGA HUMOR LIST ANNIVERSARY (Extended submission by permission)
  7. Best friends
  8. Little Johnny & the farm
  9. More Humor List Anniversary humor
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Gospel at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous, adult, off.>
  2. Negotiating
  3. You Know Youre A Biker When...
  4. Prayers of the stress impaired
  5. April 10th - National Siblings Day
  6. perks
  7. Revenge of Anguished English: Part 1 "I Kid You Not"
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. What NOT to Say While Making Love <adult, of course>
  2. Bumper Sticker
  3. A Catholic dictionary
  4. Falling in love
  5. 2 Ants
  6. April 11th - Chocolate For Health Day <ADULT>
  7. Students on Music Exams
  8. Age
  9. Revenge of Anguished English: Part 2 "The Gift of Gaffes"
  10. Not Another Dumb Blonde Joke
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. How Old????
  2. Daughters
  3. To My One And Only
  4. An IRS audit
  5. April 12th - Spam the Internet Day
  6. Things not to say while visiting a foreign country:
  7. A Short History of Medicine
  8. Revenge of Anguished English: Part 3 "The Power of the Press"
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. A Primer For Accordion Beginners
  2. Tex-Mexistentism.
  3. Telemarketing B@$t@rd$!!!
  4. Dont you just love your job? [Kinda Adultish]
  5. April 13th - Young Masters Day
  6. The Leg <groaner alert!>
  7. Guinness Book of World Records
  8. Revenge of Anguished English: Part 4 "Lost In Translation"
  9. Dads
  10. A groaner - The Robe
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Swedish Girlfriend
  2. Additional Information....
  3. Song Lyrics
  4. The stranger
  5. April 14th - National Go Fishing Day
  6. Third Grade Diary
  7. Farm-yard noises
  8. f or m <adult>
  9. Revenge of Anguished English: Part 5 "Whats That You Say"
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Prescription for murder
  2. Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!!!
  3. Doh
  4. 5 Bulls
  5. Job application
  6. April 15th: In the theater, then and now.
  7. April 15th - Curse the IRS Day
  8. Fortune cookies that you wouldnt want to find.
  9. Relationships
  10. Fwd: Potty Training
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats your dogs name? <adult>
  2. Eating Healthy? <adult>
  3. 911 Call
  4. Service
  5. Men in Skirts <Adult>
  6. April 16th - National Stress Awareness Day
  7. Mormon
  8. Hotel <Silly>
  9. Quote of the Day...
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You
  2. First Grandchild
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Todays Prayer at the Church Of Chuckles <adult, prob. blasphemous!>
  5. April 17th - Daffy Ducks Birthday
  6. Excerpts from student papers
  7. How Much is Too Much? < =?iso-8859-1?Q?Risqu=E9=3E?=
  8. Another groaner
  9. priest and a minister
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Childrens Definition of Marriage
  2. Hes Got A Lot To Learn!
  3. In-flight announcements
  4. The Home Game
  5. Civil Servants
  6. Weather forecast
  7. Puns
  8. April 18th - San Francisco Earthquake
  9. Quote of the Day...
  10. blonde passenger
  11. Unitarian Universalists Jihad
  12. Official Male Sensitivity Test <Adult>
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Why No Gingerbread Women?
  2. Mind Reading Lessons
  3. Driving Lesson <adult>
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Redneckery
  6. April 19th - Skydivings Birthday
  7. Dear Diary
  8. Cultural Relativism: Just who is a Yankee?
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two For Passover
  2. April 20th - Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
  3. POPE <offensive? maybe...>
  4. The Secretary <adult>
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Quips n Quotes
  7. A blondes cook book
  8. Famous
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Borrower
  2. Please get three chairs for my new Jewish friends in the back ....
  3. Quaker Talk
  4. Senior Sex <adultish>
  5. Thought for the Day... <adult>
  6. The birth order of children
  7. April 21st - Kindergarten Day
  8. Hearing Aids
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Pope
  2. )aDULLt( sucker
  3. Evolution
  4. The note
  5. Mothers Flu
  6. April 22nd - Earth Day
  7. YOGA and Fingernails
  8. Quote of the Day...
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Howd You Get Here?
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. NEW 3-BEDROOM SUVs!
  4. Language
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Whos the Boss?
  7. April 23rd - No Smoking Ban Anniversary
  8. Things Youll Never Hear In A Western Movie
  9. Bitter Herb
  10. Lost language <American expressions>
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Hand Grenades <offensive to idiots in any country>
  2. Lunch and Learn
  3. Todays Breaking News at the Church Of Chuckles
  4. The first date [Adult language]
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. April 24th - U.S. Newspaper Day
  7. Harmful
  8. Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Ive been asked to get married hundreds of times...
  2. Note To A Friend
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Some Succeed Where Others Fail
  5. Where is God?
  6. The Miracle <may be off. to the religious>
  7. WriteIt
  8. leak
  9. April 25th - Grange Week
  10. Going fishin
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. M&Ms: The Theory of Evolution
  2. Slogans
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Our Pets
  5. Why One Shouldnt Sleep Through Class
  6. WWJD <blondish>
  7. April 26th - National Bird Day
  8. Well, at least ya dont get the munchies because of e-mail.
  9. King of The Jungle <Adult>
  10. needs a mate.
  11. The Sexes
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. There Is Always One!
  2. Soliloquy
  3. Learning
  4. Quote of the Day...<strong language>
  5. A kid on the bus
  6. April 27th - Professional Secretaries Day <ADULTISH>
  7. Grandma knows
  8. TOP 10 DOG COMPLAINTS ABOUT HUMANS <adultish>
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Waitress
  2. Dont Look Now....
  3. Dreaming?
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Social tips for Rednecks
  6. April 28th - Take Our Daughters And Sons To =?iso-8859-1?b?V29ya64=?= Day (and a Contributor Birthday)
  7. The Key to a Long Life
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Pilling the Dog
  2. Man Date <adult, off.>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Out of sight
  5. April 29th - Wild World of Sports Day
  6. Nothing Good
  7. The Blondes Quiz Show <Blonde wives may hit you>
  8. Bipolar, anyone?
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Stocks
  2. New Pro
  3. PNN Breaking News
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Bad news, good news, great news
  6. April 30th - U.S. Department of the Navy Anniversary
  7. The Check <groaner alert>
  8. Chinese virgins
  9. Sam And Max
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