The Humor List Postings for March 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Impossible
  2. Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:
  3. Cat behavior
  4. Fatherhood
  5. Sit or Stand?
  6. Spider Report
  7. March 1st - National Pig Day
  8. Thought for the Day...
  9. You Cant Make This Stuff Up
  10. "Two Cows" Revisited -- the international version
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A Friend In Need Always Finds Your New Phone Number <1 adult tagline>
  2. Immortality
  3. Musical Q&A <adult>
  4. The earring
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. The Texan, Canadian, and Michigander (poss. offensive to Canadians)
  7. March 2nd - Theodor Geisels (a.k.a. Dr. Seuss) Birthday
  8. Job Applicant Terminology and Translation
  9. How You Get A Baby
  10. Just Silly...
  11. Its Tradition! <Jewish humor>
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Inventions and Improvements
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. Visualize Free Parking
  4. I dont suffer from insanity
  5. The Story Of Elijah
  6. The Painter
  7. Adultish
  8. March 3rd - National Scam Prevention Day <ADULTISH>
  9. Buying love
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Romeo and Juliet
  2. Speeling
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Welfare [ADULTISH language]
  5. Problem With Paper Clips
  6. In the elevator <adult>
  7. Heaven and Hell
  8. Poor Johnson
  9. Dear Diary
  10. March 4th - Happy Birthday to You Birthday
  11. Pay Your Bills<adult>
  12. Hope for people with a dread phobia...
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Tribute to Dr. Spooner
  2. Preggers <adult>
  3. Dear Abby
  4. Mexican Jews
  5. New Dog
  6. March 5th - Employment Office Day
  7. A minister, his father, and a horse
  8. Nosey Neighbour <adultish>
  9. Quote of the Day...
  10. Sharing
  11. work &exercise
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. At The Park
  2. Sailing
  3. Wrong Plane
  4. Uh, Oh!
  5. Todays Press Release From The Church Of Chuckles
  6. Two senior ladies [ADULTISH]
  7. March 6th - Aspirin Trademark Day <Adultish>
  8. The Drunk <adultish>
  9. Men over 20, Women over 40
  10. Quote of the Day...
  11. unemployment
  12. Grandfathers sage advice <adult>
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. He dont look too good
  2. Eight Reasons
  3. The perfect husband
  4. Quote of the Day...<language>
  5. Bill, the guy who had everything
  6. Traffic Report for February 2005
  7. The Dumbest
  8. Pearly gates
  9. March 7th - Parodies Fair Use Day
  10. peas <adult>
  11. River Surfing
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Yearly Physical
  2. Cheeriosclerosis
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Communication?
  5. The Irishman and the Genie
  6. Talmud for Gentiles
  7. Traffic Control
  8. Dear Diary
  9. Temperance
  10. March 8th - Dog License Day <ADULTISH> (AND ... A UGA Birthday)
  11. Breathalyzer
  12. Oregonians
  13. The Book Cover
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Intelligence <adult> -&- Guns -&- $$$ -&- PacMan
  2. HELP! HELP!!!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Ponderables
  5. March 9th - Barbies Birthday
  6. High School Chemistry
  7. Assorted Calls
  8. Jewelry Shopping
  9. Play Kosher millionaire<off to jewish>
  10. Exercising
  11. You know you belong to a redneck church
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Funny? NOT!!!
  2. Skywriters
  3. Thought for the Day...
  4. Ten husbands
  5. Problem Solved
  6. Confessional joke <Probably will be offensive to some>
  7. Foul Feast
  8. March 10th - Alexander Graham Bell Day
  9. FEMALE GOLFING TERMS
  10. Thats NOT "Wes-con-sin"
  11. Im fine, really!
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Retirement
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. An avid hunters blonde wife
  4. Out-Of-The-Office eMail Auto-Replies
  5. I Slapped Him!
  6. Excerpted from the Creation <off. to the religious & a groaner>
  7. Still Jewish?
  8. Necesities when youre lost in the desert
  9. March 11th - Eat an Apple Day
  10. Consumers Union comes up with a bitter pill for drug manufacturers
  11. little johnny<adult>
  12. A letter From School
  13. Vasectomy <mild adult>
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Step It Up & Go! <a bodily function mentioned>
  2. Jamaican Vacation
  3. Pervert
  4. More Than One Way To Skin A Cat....
  5. Sunday School Lesson
  6. Thought for the Day...
  7. March 12th - Hells Angels Birthday
  8. <No subject given>
  9. Noses
  10. difference
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Wouldnt you?
  2. Todays Gospel at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. March 13th - Deaf History Month
  4. The Bible /The Karma-Sutra <adult> // TV News
  5. Relationships <Adult>
  6. Quote of the Day... <adult language>
  7. nasty divorce<adult&langoff to women>
  8. Hierarchy of US newspapers
  9. Do you believe that? <Mild adult language>
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. British Journalists Reporting.....
  2. March 14th - International Copyright Act Approval Day
  3. Stiff Competition
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Dear Diary
  6. In the restroom stall
  7. A wonderful pun
  8. wife&husbands
  9. No Need
  10. Wrong Number
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. I Know Whats Wrong!
  2. 50/50?
  3. Two Teenagers
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Four animals
  6. March 15th - International Bosses Day Off
  7. The Elephant <mildly adultish>
  8. 1000 valentines
  9. nun
  10. Luck
  11. My Demands
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Misplaced! <adult>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Yes, Im Jewish
  4. March 16th - Country Music Broadcast Day <ADULT>
  5. Hermeneutics <off. to the religious>
  6. Little Frieda & the sermon
  7. Nonbiblical proverbs
  8. You Go Ahead
  9. Dated Irish joke
  10. q&a <adult&gross>
  11. Shopping
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Today is St. Patricks Day!!
  2. March 17th - St Patricks Day
  3. St. Patricks Day
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Down in Cajun Land
  6. Dear Diary
  7. Paddy Goes To The Dentists
  8. A groaner
  9. Lizard
  10. More court recorder transcripts
  11. The Farmers sick cat
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. ...About Taxes
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. A talking dog
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Honeymoon <adultish>
  6. New Life On The Farm
  7. March 18th - Right to Counsel Day <Offensive to lawyers>
  8. MJ
  9. Theres something wrong here, but I just cant put my finger on it...
  10. Pig Latin <Language>
  11. Random thoughts
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. MITs Course Evaluation Guide
  2. $14.99 !!!!
  3. Urge To Strip
  4. Two alligaators [Contains adult language]
  5. March 19th - The Genesis Awards <ADULT LANGUAGE>
  6. Potato
  7. penis<adult>
  8. Quote of the Day...
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. March 20th - Aries - March 20 - April 18
  2. How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor. . .[Part I of II]
  3. You Think!?
  4. The wrong color
  5. Sunday Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles <adult, off., prob. blasphemous>
  6. command of language
  7. One at the Bank <adult>
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. How Many.... <adult>
  2. How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor. . .[Part II of II]
  3. March 21st - Dangerous Dans Annual Coffee Cup Washing
  4. Wouldnt you?
  5. Blonde joke <silly and off. to blondes>
  6. The Market Research Joke <Caution : SERIOUSLY SicknSad>
  7. Newspaper Headlines
  8. The 23rd Sigh ---Left Wing Political Commentary
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Ideas.... <adult>
  2. Country Western Song Titles <adult, of course> Part I of II
  3. Perspective
  4. He Took A Dozen!!!
  5. March 22nd - Regional Shopping Mall Day (AND ... A UGA Birthday)
  6. Palm Sunday <off. to the religious>
  7. The Surprise <adult>
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Shower
  2. Purim
  3. Daffynitions <adult>
  4. Julie Andrews sings...
  5. March 23rd - Liberty or Death Day <Adult Language>
  6. Patient Young Lady
  7. POLITICAL SATIRE IN THE BUFF
  8. emergency landing
  9. Time of day - Truly offensive to all, uses the "c" word
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Navy SEAL Revealed
  2. In God We Trust
  3. March 24th - U.S. Automobile Sales Day
  4. Just In Case
  5. How to avoid the Flu
  6. 10 co habiTATIN MANments
  7. Southern Women
  8. Rufus and Clarence
  9. Hungry Rooster
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Kisses
  2. Good Friday
  3. You cant fool kids!
  4. Learning To Sail
  5. March 25th - U.S. Horse Race Day
  6. Grandad <Adult, Silly>
  7. dentist
  8. Easter Riddles
  9. Young Love
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. TELLTALE SIGNS YOUR PILOT MAY BE A "TEMP"
  2. LIVING WILL (adult, off.)
  3. INTERVIEW WITH THE EASTER BUNNY Part 1 of 2
  4. Im so glad I was wrong!
  5. Speech impediment
  6. March 26th - Duncan Hines Birthday
  7. beautician
  8. Classmates
  9. Lost It!
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Hoppy Easter!
  2. Cannibals
  3. INTERVIEW WITH THE EASTER BUNNY Part 2 of 2
  4. HAPPY EASTER!! <adult, off.>
  5. March 27th - Hoppy Easter Sunday!!
  6. Fun flying
  7. BLONDE BUNNIES *aDULLt*
  8. For the birds
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Navy answers the question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" [LONG]
  2. Whazzat??
  3. The Gynecologist
  4. Higher Power
  5. Jesus-mania <blasphemous, annoying>
  6. "Little Willie" poems <downright horrible>
  7. March 28th - Respect Your Cat Day
  8. Pianist Wanted<lang&adult>
  9. MOOitoNoVEr
  10. Fwd: The True Knight (Adult)
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Lookin For W*rk
  2. ONE-LINERS
  3. Sex frogs
  4. Just Different Ways
  5. March 29th - Know Your Stockbroker Day
  6. Bob and Tara
  7. Figures of Speech --but not Numb3rs
  8. Male menopause
  9. Pick-Up
  10. Relationship (Friendships)(
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Patient <adult>
  2. AGING
  3. Touring
  4. March 30th - National Doctors Day
  5. No Actors!
  6. British Sports Gaffes
  7. 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
  8. Sports Woofing
  9. Wishing <Adult>
  10. Skeleton in the closet
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Present From The Queen
  2. Things change as we age
  3. April Fools Day Gag
  4. March 31st - Cool Bible Day
  5. WARNING: THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS MALE BASHING, MATERIAL!
  6. Groaner du jour
  7. Suspicious
  8. T-shirts <some language>
  9. School Prayer
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