The Humor List Postings for February 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for February
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Feelin Alright, Im Not Feelin Too Good Myself....
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. Pauly in class
  4. Deep observations on life
  5. Its Broke!
  6. Traffic Report for January 2005
  7. February 1st - Automobile Patent Day
  8. A Porcine Story
  9. Cliff<adult&off to newfies>
  10. February 1: a double red-letter day
  11. Too close to the truth
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. THE SHADOW KNOWS.....
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. Why you should never question a drunk
  4. The Record
  5. In Honor of Groundhogs Day
  6. February 2nd - Late Night with David Letterman Birthday
  7. Useless parts <anti male humor>
  8. Doctor,<ADULT>
  9. New Movie starring Michael Jackson
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Social Security
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. New Restaurant
  4. The middle wife
  5. A collection of one liners
  6. February 3rd - American Paper Money Day
  7. halo statue<maybe off to mexicans>
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The travelling salesman and the...
  2. We Dont Abandon Our Own
  3. What If Theres A Fire?
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. A Catholic heart attack
  6. Parental profession
  7. February 4th - Republican Party Name Day
  8. bush light bulb
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Boys
  2. Question from Abroad
  3. Out Of Shape?
  4. February 5th - Home Run Hitters Day AND A UGA BIRTHDAY!
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Some Good From Microsoft
  7. Liquor and women
  8. Divorced Barbie
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Parable at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  2. The Lightbulb <may be off. to the religious>
  3. Wonder Bra Successor
  4. A few giggles
  5. Southerners
  6. February 6th - Mid-Winters Day Celebration
  7. blind date
  8. Quote of the Day...
  9. Moan tones
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Clean-Up Crew
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. Clean plates
  4. Viagra Party
  5. His First Child
  6. February 7th - World Mass Wedding Day <ADULTISH>
  7. If my body were a car
  8. Security
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Workout
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Chocking <off. to lawyers>
  4. Toilet paper
  5. Just Reward
  6. February 8th - Put on a Happy Face Day (ANOTHER UGA BIRTHDAY)
  7. tits...<adult>
  8. THE CONSTITUTION
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. San Francisco <adult, off.>
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. February 9th - Year 4702 or Year of the Rooster
  4. Great truths
  5. T.O.P. goes to the Doctor
  6. You Know Youre An Old Catholic If ...
  7. GOLD NUGGET
  8. George Ade (1866 - 1944)
  9. Change of plans <adult>
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. REALITY TV
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. The top country songs of 2004
  4. Jump! <off. to blondes>
  5. Modern Meaning
  6. February 10th - Death of a Salesman Broadway Premiere
  7. Groundhog Day <pokes fun at Dubya>
  8. comings and goings
  9. Sex<adult>
  10. A Valentine Story
  11. Two Arabs
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Bait and Switch
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Blind pilots
  4. Gross National Product
  5. February 11th - U.S. Hospital Day
  6. The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy.
  7. A good collection of quotes
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Mother Superior
  2. February 12th - Nothing Day
  3. Premature ejaculation <adultish>
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. early pregnancy test<adult>
  6. Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans
  7. School excuse
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Im Stuck! <adult>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Vasectomy [ADULT]
  4. February 13th - Get a Different Name Day
  5. Love and marriage
  6. SCREW VALENTINES DAY!<adult &lang>
  7. Lost in translation
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentines day love story
  2. Thought for the Day...<may be offensive to many>
  3. A warning for older men
  4. Class Reunion
  5. February 14th - Valentines Day
  6. VALENTINE
  7. drug store
  8. Redneck Love Poem
  9. Hominy
  10. Valentines Day
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Thought for the Day...
  2. If my body were an automobile
  3. Im Not Feeling Too Good, Myself....
  4. Dear Diary
  5. February 15th - Susan Brownell Anthony Day
  6. DND
  7. quickies<adult>
  8. Sisters of St. Francis <poss. offensive to Catholics>
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. SCUBA DIVING
  2. Sweater For A Chicken? <adult>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The top 8 morons of 2004
  5. Penance <may be off. to Catholics>
  6. No, Its Not!
  7. February 16th - HEART-2-HEART DAY
  8. Quoters from Henry Adams: American non-folk wisdom
  9. ex-girlfriend
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Job
  2. Thought for the Day
  3. Florida sex therapy [Adultish]
  4. I Cant Say That!
  5. The Squirrels <off. to the religious>
  6. February 17th - American Postal Service Day
  7. The trial of the century gets better
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lingua Bushicca
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. Mother-in-law
  4. Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
  5. February 18th - Cold Day in Hell
  6. Corporate Lesson<adult>
  7. Bonding with Koko
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Scales
  2. Marketing, Misplaced!
  3. Getting old [Maybe somewhat ADULTISH]
  4. February 19th - Pisces - 12th sign of the Zodiac
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Northern New York State
  7. q&a
  8. Thinking Of Marriage
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Gospel at the Church Of Chuckles <adult, blasphemous>
  2. Two Men In ICU
  3. To the kids who survived
  4. February 20th - Cosmic Coincidence Day <ADULTISH>
  5. Quote of the Day... <language>
  6. why?
  7. Copier woes
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. How Many....
  2. Heaven
  3. Perfect Marriage
  4. It Was Terrible!
  5. February 21st - National Ski Association Birthday
  6. Quote of the Day... <Adult>
  7. Chat Room <adult&lang>
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Old.....
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Answering machine messages
  4. old gentleman at the brothel<adult>
  5. Fish
  6. Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing
  7. February 22nd - George Washingtons Birthday <Adultish>
  8. To The Police Station
  9. The Happy Couple
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Standard Operating Procedure
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The F word [ADULTISH]
  4. February 23rd - Easy Divorce Day
  5. Sheepherders <adult>
  6. golf
  7. Why Parents Drink
  8. Wisconsin justice <humor>
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. "toys" <adult>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The recipe
  4. Windows
  5. No Crayons
  6. February 24th - Nylon Toothbrush Birthday <Insulting to salesmen>
  7. Bulletin board bloopers (Again!)
  8. Zebra<adult>
  9. Safety while traveling <humor>
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Special Poem For Senior Citizens!!
  4. The blondes clock
  5. February 25th - Colt Revolver Birthday <SEXIST!>
  6. Penguin<adult>
  7. Abbot & Costello Redux
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. First Aid
  2. Im Not Playing With Barry Anymore!
  3. A Bayou fish story
  4. February 26th - U.S. Female Navy Captain Day
  5. The Game
  6. bets
  7. Old Farts <Language>
  8. Valet Parking
  9. Dazed
  10. Humerus News Special: Poker With Dick Chaney
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. baby
  2. CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
  3. Sunday School
  4. Sinner
  5. They Have Vool!
  6. February 27th - National Read Your Warranty Day
  7. How to empty a bathtub
  8. Quote of the Day...
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Spies
  2. New Study
  3. An American Proverb
  4. Thought for the Day...<Adult>
  5. Southernosity
  6. Diplomacy
  7. February 28th - Car Keys and Small Change Day
  8. The art of kissing
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