The Humor List Postings for January 2005

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. HAPPY NEW YEAR
  2. Happy New Year!!!
  3. Dumbest Quotes Of 2004
  4. January 1st - New Years Day - 2005
  5. Parrots and sex
  6. few funnies
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. Security escort
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You
  2. Todays History Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Philosophy of housecleaning
  4. Two Dumb Blondes
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. January 2nd - New Year Resolutions Part 2
  7. Call me Tsunami
  8. Little Johnny moving<lang>
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. IM <adult>
  2. Bubba and Earl
  3. The Last Place
  4. At the Doctors
  5. Two Couples Golfing
  6. January 3rd - San Francisco Name Day <Adult Theme>
  7. Amish boy<off to amish>
  8. Trucking
  9. Quote of the Day...
  10. Camp Taqaddum
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. He May Be Cheap, But He Aint Easy!!!
  2. The student nurse
  3. I Could Have Been ...
  4. January 4th - Someday Well Laugh about This Week
  5. tp
  6. Traffic Report for December 2004
  7. Annual Traffic Report for 2004
  8. Sheepish <adult>
  9. Bricks
  10. Quote of the Day...
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf and Taxes
  2. COMPUTER GLOSSARY
  3. Lesson In Economics
  4. Mitzvah
  5. Quiet in Church
  6. January 5th - Mr. Eds Birthday
  7. Just an opinion
  8. At the Pearly Gates
  9. Robbery <adult&off to women>
  10. Quote of the Day...
  11. The Osbournes
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Strengthening Democracy
  2. Playing Catch
  3. Twp priests
  4. Can you hear me now? Moses? Moses?
  5. EATS
  6. 24 hours to live (adultish)
  7. January 6th - Silent Cowboy Day
  8. Getting older
  9. Quote of the Day...
  10. The Armys new recruits
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Hes Been Arrested!
  2. Father-Son Talk
  3. Depressed? You might be British
  4. Tips For Managers
  5. Homers blonde acquaintance
  6. Ruminations
  7. January 7th - Fannie Farmer Cookbook Day
  8. cybersex<adult>
  9. Definition
  10. ATM card
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Directions
  2. Cajun rain
  3. The Towels
  4. Definition
  5. January 8th - Rock N Roll Day
  6. Getting Older
  7. Sealed with love
  8. A Special Poem For Senior Citizens!!
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Humorous Quotes attributed to Billy Crystal
  2. Todays Interfaith Message at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. A blonde
  4. Take The Soup!
  5. January 9th - Womens Golf Day
  6. Thought for the Day...
  7. Short
  8. Bigamy
  9. Black and Gus
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Learning the numbers
  2. PacMan - Telephone - Space
  3. Wacky Warning Labels
  4. The Baptist bra
  5. Two Catholic Boys
  6. January 10th - Jet Passengers Day
  7. Thortful <Adult, Off. Greek Gods>
  8. Definition by mom
  9. Thought for the Day...
  10. Sysadmin
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Taxes
  2. Potty Break
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Misspoken words [Kinda ADULTISH]
  5. Complaint
  6. January 11th - Popular Mechanics Birthday
  7. Getting tough on dog owners
  8. sterile<adult>
  9. A new Palestinian homeland <off. to Palestinians>
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Pink TV <obscenely mild>
  2. The Furniture Store
  3. Yellowstone Park
  4. Aunt Mary
  5. Exercise <---> Personal Draining!
  6. January 12th - Radio Personality Day
  7. business graduate
  8. Thought For the Day...
  9. Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill
  10. Math teacher
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Politics
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Dear Diary
  4. 911 telephone calls
  5. Small Town Doctor
  6. The Hokey Pokey?
  7. January 13th - Door-to-Door Salespeople Day
  8. Generation gap
  9. Mr. Tact <insensitive>
  10. men& fat
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Surviving childhood
  2. Texas Accent
  3. DEAR ABBY
  4. Thought for the Day...
  5. Peanuts
  6. January 14th - Take a Missionary to Lunch Day <Adultish>
  7. Dear Diary<adult>
  8. Whos Clubbin
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Princely Doings
  2. Copyright
  3. Old Goats
  4. Elderly Gentleman
  5. January 15th - U.S. Ski Club Day
  6. Teacher Arrested <old joke - bonus punchline>
  7. Thought for the Day....
  8. Fifty Ways To Love Your Beaver
  9. Annual neologism contest
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The skunk [Kinda adultish]
  2. Todays Worship at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Late Again?
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. January 16th - Civil Service Birthday
  6. Two Dogs <major groaner>
  7. Answering machine messages
  8. old lady that lived in a shoe<adult>
  9. Fitness center
  10. Headline of 2004
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Q & A <adult>
  2. Weather forecasting
  3. Retirement The Hard Way
  4. If Truth Be Told...
  5. January 17th - King James Bible Birthday
  6. Thought For the Day...
  7. Rule of thumb....
  8. Genesis humor
  9. Bathroom Humor
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Step and One and Back and Two and.....
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Toucan!
  4. A government job [kinda adultish]
  5. January 18th - Word Men Day
  6. Aspirations
  7. trade
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. ELBONICS (el bon iks) n.
  2. Hangin My Head
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Whats Wrong?
  5. Killing Flys
  6. January 19th - Aquarius (Jan 19 - Feb 18) - 11th sign of the Zodiac
  7. A small white dot
  8. selling<adult>
  9. Anticipating the Second Inaugural Address
  10. aDUllt Smells Im BACCCCCCCCk!
  11. The 666 of Love (part uno)
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs You Dont Have A Good Secretary
  2. Inauguration 04
  3. Thought of the Day...
  4. Bi-lingual Parochial School humor
  5. January 20th - Traffic Rules Day
  6. Poor George
  7. The best lawyer jokes
  8. Doctor strange problem
  9. WD-40 and cocaine
  10. Danger! Do Not Touch!
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Georgies 2nd Chance
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Irish
  4. January 21st - No Smoking for Women Day <Adultish>
  5. Plan Fails!...But Nice Try!
  6. Polly want a what?
  7. E-mail Chips,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Everywhere? Yes, EVERYwhere... -&- Pac Man
  2. "Lack Of Media Coverage"
  3. Pure corn
  4. Moms Sick
  5. January 22nd - 24th Amendment Birthday
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. older women and bed<adult>
  8. Snail pace
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Raffle at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. Former Prostitute
  3. Boudreaux and Marie
  4. Thought for the Day...
  5. Sex & Cable
  6. Buckwheat Old<& adult> and yesterday punch line
  7. GED Grads
  8. Johnny Carson 1925 - 1/23/05
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Roadie <off.>
  2. A Kentucky woman [Adultish]
  3. Go And You Will Find It!
  4. January 24th - Canned Beer Birthday
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Stats <adult!!>part1
  7. First Driving Lesson
  8. A wealthy man lay critically ill...
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Complaint
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Some Cajun humor
  4. In Federal Court
  5. January 25th - Observe the Weather Day & HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAN!!
  6. Medical Records
  7. A Letter From the Whitehouse
  8. Murphys Laws On Sex<adult>
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR ....
  2. Winter Finally Made It....
  3. 2 Trout
  4. Southern gals
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. January 26th - Disneyland Groundbreaking Ceremony <Adultish>
  7. New Sexual Positions<adult>
  8. There is Nothin Like a Dean --religion and psuedo-science--
  9. Lying
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. New Ideals
  2. Habits
  3. Thought for the Day...
  4. Drug problem
  5. Playin Clerics
  6. Paulys first flight
  7. January 27th - Hockey Record Day
  8. nursing home wedding
  9. New drugs for women <humor>
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Spreading Democracy
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Spelling
  4. Oh Dat Lena!
  5. January 28th - Telephone Switchboard Day
  6. old korea joke<adult>
  7. BUSINESS QUOTES:
  8. Shacking up
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Of Course Not!
  2. NNBD - What About The Children?
  3. Philosophy, hypocrisy and ambiguity
  4. January 29th - Seeing Eye Guide Dog Birthday
  5. weather vane<adult>
  6. Thought for the Day...
  7. Molly -&- Harry
  8. Quickies
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Pay [KINDA ADULTISH]
  2. Todays News at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. New Hook
  4. Thought for the Day...
  5. Sex Education <off to blondes>
  6. January 30th - National Inane Answering Message Day
  7. Sign Language <sduilt&lang>
  8. New scam <humor>
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN Breaking News
  2. Thought for the Day...
  3. Death anouncement
  4. While Working With The Elderly
  5. DIY
  6. January 31st - Primate in Space Day
  7. Generic <adult&lang>
  8. The Jews must leave Rome! Or not.
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