The Humor List Postings for December 2004

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Procrastinate NOW!
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. Santa Goes To Texas
  4. The Death of the Dinosaurs
  5. Live and learn
  6. Blondes.....
  7. Quotes
  8. Traffic Report for November 2004
  9. December 1st - Colorectal Cancer Education and Awareness Month
  10. CDC Warning
  11. Election Analysis (political)
  12. Nudity <adult>
  13. Tech support
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Passport Photo
  2. HOMELAND SECURITY HOROSCOPE
  3. The Raise
  4. A cat in Heaven
  5. One Member Short
  6. Some things to Do Before the Inaugural
  7. The Top Events at the Food Olympics.....
  8. December 2nd - Business of Popping Corn Day
  9. girlfriend&breast<adult>
  10. The Mann Auditorium
  11. Health warnings
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Schizoid Quality
  2. Brand: W
  3. Humoresque Parodies (Modified by Stan Kegel)
  4. The Christmas Watchdog
  5. The Encounter
  6. Puns for intellectuals
  7. December 3rd - International Day of Disabled Persons
  8. Dear Friend
  9. Still no word from Arafat
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Yesterdays News Today
  2. Tis What Season???
  3. In a rural pub
  4. A Redneck Night Before Christmas
  5. December 4th - National Grange Birthday
  6. And more petsy poetry
  7. Calls to Tech Support
  8. Red Cross
  9. Medical Terms <Adult>
  10. Personal plans
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Hokey Pokey [as written by W. Shakespeare]
  2. UP
  3. Todays Parable at the Church Of Chuckles
  4. The Bells
  5. December 5th - Prohibition Repeal Anniversary (Lets drink to a UGA Birthday!!)
  6. Holiday Groaner
  7. Inept criminals
  8. lubricant& mother inlaw
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Ode to a Teaching Hospital
  2. Hello...? Whos There?
  3. Name That Christmas Carol!
  4. Rest in Peace
  5. Good news and bad news
  6. Family Affairs
  7. December 6th - Irish Free State Day
  8. Chesty
  9. Growing boys
  10. Little Pauly and Unka Maury <adult>
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Smartie
  2. Surveillance Equipment
  3. A Cajun football player
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Official Resignation
  6. December 7th - National Fire Safety Day
  7. Three Horse wife
  8. Thats easy for you to say
  9. Black thumb
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy Hanukkah!!
  2. Her cremated husband [Kinda ADULTISH]
  3. Service with a Smile
  4. The Night Before Christmas All Thru The Block
  5. Pauly commutes to work
  6. Its James Thurbers Birthday!
  7. December 8th - Go Faster Day
  8. Cajun 12 days of Christmas
  9. Surcharge
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. theGiFT
  2. Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movie Titles
  3. Intelligence
  4. The senior citizenship of men
  5. December 9th - Christmas Card Day
  6. The 12 Bugs Of Christmas -
  7. History of Civilization in a nutshell as seen in America<Off. to many>
  8. Caveat Emptor
  9. Rx
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Ya think?!
  2. Reality Contaminating Perceptions
  3. A Christmas tradition
  4. December 10th - Nobel Prize Ceremonies <ADULT> TWO UGA BIRTHDAYS!!
  5. The 12 Days Of Cajun Christmas
  6. Frequency
  7. martha&old<adult>
  8. Science Exam
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. THE HOKEY POKEY [Shakespearean Style]
  2. Overpaid Teachers
  3. Christmas stamps
  4. Top 15 (lesser known) Reindeer Games
  5. December 11th - Hi Neighbor Day <ADULTISH>
  6. Genuine 911 Call
  7. Misdirected fax
  8. Not Guilty
  9. metallic age
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Twas Assembly Before Christmas
  2. Good news for wine lovers
  3. Todays Messages at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  4. December 12th - Holiday Celebrations - Chanukah
  5. GOOD, BAD and the NAUGHTY <Adult>
  6. WARNING!
  7. Mans Answers To Every Question A Woman Ever AsksAdult>
  8. A parents concern
  9. Christmas present
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quips
  2. Fink... Just Fink
  3. The rescue of Santa Claus
  4. Neighbor
  5. Thanksgiving and Christmas...<adult>
  6. Twelve Days of Fast Food
  7. Christmas is weird
  8. Retro
  9. December 13th - Holiday Celebrations - Chanukah
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A Visiting Rabbi <Adultish>
  2. Santa Converts!
  3. Somethings Not Right....
  4. The Job Interview...<mild language>
  5. 21 Pun Salute
  6. A letter from Santa
  7. December 14th - Holiday Celebrations - Happy Christmas (England)
  8. FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX<adult>
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN Breaking News
  2. An old G.P. and his nurse .......
  3. The First Ride
  4. Dr. Phil [Kinda Adultish]
  5. Important Notice
  6. December 15th - Holiday Celebrations - Happy Christmas God Jul (Sweden)
  7. Top 10 Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active.<adult>
  8. Odd buzz
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Definition
  2. Honda <bodily functions>
  3. Dust Buster...
  4. The Night before Christmas in legalese
  5. The Ugly Suit <insensitive>
  6. In Trouble
  7. December 16th - Holiday Celebrations - Feliz Navidad (Mexico)
  8. Gays&genie
  9. Love thy neighbor
  10. the NAVY
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Unemployment
  2. Giftwrapping tips for men
  3. Shitty Night Before Christmas
  4. December 17th - Holiday Celebrations - Joyeux Noel (France)
  5. Little Johnny
  6. Notable Quotables of 2004
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Seymour // Jon and Amanpreet
  2. Winter Wonderland
  3. Signs of the times [ADULTISH here n there]
  4. Christmas Signs
  5. =?iso-8859-1?Q?December_18th_-_Holiday_Celebrations_-_Fr=F6hliche_Weihnac? = =?iso-8859-1?Q?hten_=28Germany=29?=
  6. Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill... <language>
  7. Nasal spray directions
  8. BACK IN MY DAY.
  9. Daytime TV
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Mondegreens
  2. Boating Tips
  3. The faces of men [Adultish language]
  4. Santas Favorite Jokes
  5. December 19th - Holiday Celebrations - Canadian Christmas
  6. Tact
  7. biker
  8. New Calendar
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Peace on Earth -&- Photographs
  2. Cold....
  3. Little Pauly at school
  4. How to communicate with todays kids
  5. Bizarre Christmas Traditions
  6. Herding Sheep
  7. peanuts
  8. December 20th - Holiday Celebrations - Nollaig Shona Dhuit - Irish Republic
  9. Money and foul language <offensive language>
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Southern Fried Holidays
  2. Math
  3. Playing Doctor <off. to doctors>
  4. The Night before Christmas
  5. Making Presents, 2004
  6. December 21st - Holiday Celebrations - Yule: The Winter Solstice, Yuletide
  7. test rabbit
  8. Views
  9. Motherhood
  10. A Politically Correct Carol
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Another Christmas Tale
  2. Christmas Ornaments
  3. Overheard
  4. December 22nd - Capricorn (... and a UGA Birthday!!)
  5. polish his car <adult>
  6. The King was a "Stand up" kinda guy
  7. The bragging of men
  8. Change
  9. Sex and Excitement
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Spelling
  2. Santa is Guilt of Many Federal Laws
  3. Not At Toys R Us
  4. Bar posturing
  5. December 23rd - Holiday Celebrations - Netherlands
  6. Books of Moses
  7. Ole and Lena <adult&off>
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Brooms <major groaner>
  2. Newscast
  3. Merry Christmas! *
  4. Christmas Wishes <mildly iconoclast-ish>
  5. An Old Fashioned Christmas Eve
  6. A seasonal repeat posting
  7. December 24th - Holiday Celebrations - Merry Christmas (US)
  8. Caution
  9. funnies
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. BAH!!! HUMBUG!!!!
  2. The Jewish widow [Adultish]
  3. Morris Crisp -&- Merry Happy Whatever
  4. December 25th - Holiday Celebrations - CHRISTMAS DAY (AND another UGA Birthday!!)
  5. Seniors Breakfast Special
  6. Merry Christmas YAll!
  7. Modern art
  8. Top 15 Rejected Lines From Fairy Tales
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Presents
  2. The South
  3. December 26th - KWANZAA
  4. Twas The Day After Christmas
  5. Comic Book Cliches
  6. Cooking for dummies
  7. chinese menu
  8. Jackie Masons Take On Starbucks [long]
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. History according to 6th graders
  2. Dont Bite Your Nails!
  3. Little Paulys new baby brother
  4. December 27th - WINTER
  5. Winter Clothes <adult>
  6. jail break<lang&off to mex.>
  7. How come
  8. Ants and Elephants
  9. Biblical Headlines for Modern Times
  10. Balancing a checkbook
  11. Please, stop me from waxing poetic! <humor>
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Winter!!! Brrr-rrr-rrrr-rr-rrrr-rrr!!!!!!!
  2. The London Tube
  3. This guys even older than Emko!! [Hey, its possible!]
  4. Did Your Mother Tell You ...
  5. December 28th - Eat Chocolate Day
  6. Social Security
  7. Quote of the Month
  8. We The Elderly <Marsha>
  9. Give this woman the job!
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Tim Allen Quote
  2. Reading
  3. Secrets of a long life
  4. December 29th - Texas Admission Day
  5. Fire Education
  6. bridge <adult>
  7. Men - the happier gender
  8. Dyslexia
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Parking Problems
  2. Good News/Bad News
  3. Shipwrecked Newlyweds
  4. December 30th - National Bicarbonate of Soda Day
  5. Cop Humor
  6. Hiking <adult&off to women>
  7. The blondes final exam
  8. Army and new girlfriend
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. I Resolve....
  2. Where do Red-headed babies come from
  3. Which girlfriend?[Sorta ADULTISH]
  4. Why They Rise To The Top
  5. December 31st - New Years Eve <Adultish>
  6. female company
  7. Smoking
  8. HAPPY HAPPY! ---> 2005 <---
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