The Humor List Postings for September 2004

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. TODAYS DATE: September 1st - More Babies Month <ADULTISH>
  2. ON THE BULLETIN BOARD........
  3. Golf <mild adultish innuendo>
  4. How Manly Are You? (Part 1 of 2)
  5. The Top 8 Signs.....
  6. Traffic Report for August 2004
  7. And God Created Dog and Cat
  8. Self Help?
  9. History
  10. The Pulitzers
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. TODAYS DATE: September 2nd - Internet Birthday (Thanks to PBen for the Info!!)
  2. Losing Sight Of The Mission
  3. Carnation Milk.....
  4. New Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill <adultish groaner>
  5. Humor of the Grand Old Party
  6. How Manly Are You? (Part 2 of 2)
  7. AIDS <offenceive to Irish&gays
  8. Polish Sausage <offensive to Polish people>
  9. INTHEbeginnING
  10. Taps
  11. Elections
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Compassionate Conservative
  2. Fitness
  3. Indian Guides
  4. Smiles.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: September 3rd - National Wilderness Day
  6. Murphys other laws
  7. flying
  8. Bush Disses Own Mother In Acceptance Speech
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Fishing, Texas style
  2. Good Tip // Twins
  3. Italian Bread... [Mildly Adult]
  4. Sperm Instructions
  5. Signs.....
  6. SURGERY
  7. TODAYS DATE: September 4th - Beetle Baileys Birthday
  8. lost <adult&lang>
  9. Criminal attorney
  10. Election Year
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Wrong Train
  2. In the coffee shop
  3. TODAYS DATE: September 5th - Full Employment Week
  4. Phone duty
  5. 10 COMMANDMENTS<off to reigious>
  6. The Rectum Stretcher...[Adult]
  7. Q U I C K I E S
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Irish.....
  2. For Labor Day: Modern Day Facts of Life
  3. In the hospital
  4. Kissing Frogs
  5. TODAYS DATE: September 6th - Birthday Month
  6. sayings<adult&lang>
  7. Its Me Again!
  8. Ostentatious
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. On Language
  2. Quit Lookin At Me!!
  3. Jokes of the weak
  4. Parking Problem Solved
  5. Dear Diary
  6. Language Barrier.....
  7. Relationships
  8. Girl In The Tool Room<adult>
  9. TODAYS DATE: September 7th - Grandma Moses Day
  10. Beep beep
  11. Italian Restaurant.
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. You Might Be... <poss. off. to Bubba>
  2. Buddy
  3. Cowboy Poetry.....
  4. New Number
  5. Australian woman <off to women&adult>
  6. TODAYS DATE: September 8th - Update Your Resume Month
  7. Hot wax
  8. Bag Boy // Sexy Lingerie
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. TODAYS DATE: September 9th - California Admission Day
  2. Weather Watcher
  3. Four Catholic sons
  4. Language Barrier.....
  5. Wow, Is It ...?
  6. The Rabbi <off to jewish>
  7. Cardinal Richelieus Birthday: Bashing them Frogs again...
  8. The Confession
  9. Word play
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Huh???
  2. A blonde
  3. Temptation
  4. WEDDING
  5. The Benefits Of Aging.....
  6. Birthday
  7. Random Acts Of Thinking
  8. The 10 Dumbest Quotes of Campaign 2004
  9. TOP TEN SIGNS <adult>
  10. TODAYS DATE: September 10th - X-Files Birthday
  11. The Chicken Farmer..... [Adult]
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Cyberwocky
  2. Assistance <adult>
  3. What Would You Do?
  4. Horseback riding
  5. Hormone Hostage.....
  6. TODAYS DATE: September 11th - Patriots Day
  7. Walmart Wine
  8. Computer Women <off to computers>
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Alaskan wilderness
  2. Todays Press Release From The Church Of Chuckles (part 1)
  3. TODAYS DATE: September 12th - Grandparents Day
  4. State mottos in the U.S.
  5. Have You Seen My Dog?
  6. why?
  7. Cows and Illegal Aliens
  8. Shopping <adultish>
  9. Happy Bday, Sam!
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The "Love Bug" virus
  2. Todays Press Release From The Church Of Chuckles (part 2)
  3. Navajo wisdom
  4. Bill vs. Titanic.....
  5. Late For The Funeral
  6. TODAYS DATE: September 13th - Hottest Temperature on Earth Day
  7. boy&frog<adult>
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dental Visit
  2. Talk About Useless....
  3. Big people words [Contains the S word]
  4. Why men are happier people.....
  5. Nit-Picky
  6. Amorous Dialogue <short, silly & sad>
  7. Barbaque
  8. TODAYS DATE: September 14th - Natl POW/MIA Recognition Day
  9. Touche!
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. EXCITING NEW TREATMENT!!!!
  2. Sports commentator bloopers [Kinda adultish}
  3. The Amazing Scotsman <adultish>
  4. Stuff Ive Learned Over The Years
  5. women around the world dating<adult&off to women&all races>
  6. Lawyer Wannabees
  7. Sex On A Deserted Island! <adult subject matter>
  8. Hows that? The golden ears? <huimor>
  9. Blonde Joke
  10. TODAYS DATE: September 15th - Another UGA Birthday AND Goat Show Day
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Strategy?
  2. Ask a simple question.... [Adult]
  3. Well schooled
  4. Metrosexuals <not meant to be offensive>
  5. Washington.....
  6. A Battle Of Wits
  7. Will 2004 Presidential Campaign Spark Increased Church Attendance?
  8. How to succeed with women, virtually<adult>
  9. TODAYS DATE: September 16th - Stay Away From Seattle Day
  10. Dyslexic?
  11. Men (sigh!)
  12. FDR and Churchill
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Welcome....
  2. Dear Diary
  3. SMILES FOR THE LADIES.....
  4. High Blood Pressure
  5. Howd It Go?
  6. TODAYS DATE: September 17th - Home Improvements Day <Adult>
  7. aditude
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. High School Reunion
  2. End-Of-Summer Reading List <adult>
  3. Letter Of Resignation
  4. Southern football
  5. TODAYS DATE: September 18th - U.S. Air Force Birthday
  6. [Fwd: Smiles.....]
  7. Relationships (Punctual)
  8. Dinner Prayer <the name of the Lord taken in vain>
  9. Gay<off to jewish& blacks&gays>
  10. Work...
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Whale? Can you?
  2. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. The honeymoon [Adultish]
  4. New BMW
  5. Injuns.....
  6. TODAYS DATE: September 19th - National Dog Week
  7. More Than One
  8. At The Work Place
  9. giving up sex?<adult>
  10. Elayne Boosler // Mel Brooks // Milton Berle
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Accurate?
  2. Gun control
  3. TODAYS DATE: September 20th - Battle of the Sexes Anniversary <ADULT THEME>
  4. In Labor
  5. School Days
  6. Q and A
  7. mistaken identity
  8. BEAR
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. TLC
  2. A schools andwering system
  3. Little Johnny
  4. Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom
  5. Reasons To Smile.....
  6. 47 years old:<adult>
  7. Home Repairs
  8. Aptronyms and nominative determinism
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy New Year to Jewish People
  2. Pizza <off. to epileptics>
  3. Poetry
  4. TODAYS DATE: September 22nd - Autumnal Equinox (Another UGA Birthday)
  5. Well ... Maybe Not!
  6. Birth Announcement
  7. Little Johnny uguly<adult&lang>
  8. Parenting
  9. Family....<adult subject>
  10. Politicians
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. One Child Left Behind
  2. A Texas redneck joke
  3. Free...
  4. Walking Down 5th Avenue
  5. The Stroller
  6. Winking
  7. Southern<adult&lang>
  8. TODAYS DATE: September 23rd - Libra
  9. Cat Haiku
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Terrorist Watch List
  2. Taxidermist
  3. Blind Date
  4. Walking In The Field
  5. TODAYS DATE: September 24th - Native American Day (American Indian Day)
  6. Ill do anything [adultish]
  7. A beer study
  8. Flying <lang>
  9. Junior & Senior.....
  10. MENSA is Expanding
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Jeopardy
  2. The Old Geezer
  3. Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me
  4. This is funny.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: September 25th - National Hunting and Fishing Day
  6. Sex Education Class
  7. Fixin the outhouse [adultish]
  8. Wedding Night Blues
  9. Top 10 Reasons why Hurricanes are like Christmas
  10. Dilemma
  11. Thats Great!
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. How sheer was it?
  2. What Women Want
  3. New (Blonde) Wife
  4. Favorite joke <off lang>
  5. Todays Parable at the Church Of Chuckles
  6. Pathetic Polish Joke <off. to Polish people>
  7. Funny Cops
  8. September 26th - Independent Publishers Week (Another UGA Birthday!!)
  9. Maxine
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. NETWORK BAN
  2. Grandpas wisdom
  3. TODAYS DATE: September 27th - Ancestor Appreciation Day <ADULTISH>
  4. Pauly in class
  5. The Love Dress.....
  6. Impregnating the pigs <Off. to farmers & pig aficionados>
  7. Todays birthday anniversaries
  8. random funnies<adult>
  9. New Baby....
  10. You mean the Ten Commandments, Moses? <LONG>
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Survivor
  2. The pick-up
  3. The Top Rejected Names For Baby Foods.....
  4. Motorcycle Tough
  5. Revised Hurricane Categories
  6. September 28th - First Marathon Anniversary (Another UGA Birthday!)
  7. hows your garden grow<adult>
  8. If I Were a Millionaire
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Take A Memo....
  2. You Might Just Be A Floridian If.....
  3. The Jewish Mother....
  4. New Hurricane Categories
  5. Oil change
  6. Spelling Contest
  7. September 29th - Singing Cowboy Day <Adultish>
  8. Relationships On Changing Tires
  9. sinful place Ive ever worked<adult>
  10. Stone <adult>
  11. Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
  12. You Know Its Time To Diet When . . .
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Debates
  2. Three buddies in Heaven
  3. Quotes from the 1950s
  4. On The Course
  5. In a coma <Adult>
  6. What Should I Do?
  7. September 30th - Gutenberg Bible Birthday
  8. Hoosier Humor
  9. Thinking outside the box
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