The Humor List Postings for August 2004

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Big Hand
  2. A letter from the dog
  3. Lost Cell
  4. Why didnt I become an immigration officer???]
  5. TODAYS DATE: August 1st, 2004 - Horses Birthday
  6. Only in California
  7. men bashing
  8. Singer
  9. Leno on Bush and Kerry
  10. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  11. <No subject given>
  12. Weakly Humerus News 07-31-04 Part 2
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Business
  2. Homework <poss. off.>
  3. The wedding
  4. Signs.....
  5. I Owe My Life To Chocolate
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 2nd, 2004 - Dinosaurs Day
  7. Mothers & Daughters
  8. Old Soldiers Never Die ...
  9. Lawnmower
  10. Lifes a bitch&hooker<adult>
  11. Evaluation
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Male Menopause
  2. If At First You Dont Succeed....
  3. Where Ya from?
  4. Never Say These Things To A Cop.....
  5. Menopause Dwarves
  6. The Checkup
  7. TODAYS DATE: August 3rd, 2004 - National Basketball Association Birthday
  8. gift from God
  9. Honeymoon <adult&lang.>
  10. Huntin
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Meeting
  2. I Got The Munchies.....
  3. Has This Ever Happened To You???
  4. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
  5. Prisoner Confessions
  6. Horology of the Southern U.S.
  7. TODAYS DATE: August 4th, 2004 - Motorcycle Speed Day
  8. MARRIAGE "MIRANDA" RIGHTS
  9. Banks...[Adult Subject Matter]
  10. aDULLt:The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause
  11. Grocery
  12. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? -2-
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Flippity.....
  2. Watch out for dem ducks!
  3. Vic & Donna.....
  4. Euphemisms For Slacking Off At Work
  5. Dont drink and drive
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 5th, 2004 - Giant Condom Day <ADULT THEME>
  7. Sweet Revenge
  8. Amish woman and her daughter <adult&off to amish>
  9. How green is your gard.... er, lawn?
  10. Logic
  11. The Rabbis Hat...
  12. If We Quit Voting Will They Go Away -3-
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. He Said WHAT?!?!?
  2. Little Jack
  3. The Heaviest Element
  4. TODAYS DATE: August 6th, 2004 - Goddess of British Beer Day
  5. New MacDonalds Items.....
  6. Pauly in class
  7. The Sexes
  8. Johnny on Stuttering<adult&lang.>
  9. Dick Morris sighting
  10. Weakly Humerus News 08-06-04 Part 1
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. q u o t e . o f . t h e . d a y
  2. The river Jordan
  3. Kinky?
  4. Try The Trick Shot
  5. TODAYS DATE: August 7th, 2004 - Purple Heart Birthday
  6. Dubya the Comic
  7. singles bar
  8. Concussion
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Tagline for Brain Fog
  2. Weakly Humerus News 08-06-04 Part 2
  3. Todays Limericks From The Church Of Chuckles <adult, prob. blasphemous>
  4. Father/daughter talk
  5. Its Married Life
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 8th, 2004 - Truck Drivers Week <ADULT>
  7. 9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CERTAIN PEOPLE.....
  8. Thought du jour
  9. Gift Wrap
  10. Women <off.>
  11. Language Barrier
  12. Apprentice bartender
  13. Republican Beliefs
  14. Shawn and Pat
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. On the Way to the Cemetery
  2. The robotic barternder
  3. Worlds Thinnest Books
  4. A Possum Story
  5. Summer Danger!!!
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 9th, 2004 - Smokey the Bears Birthday
  7. bathing suit
  8. A hot little dog story
  9. Classified briefing
  10. Headlines
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Sandals.....
  2. How many stupid people do you know?
  3. Big??
  4. No Bike <adult>
  5. TODAYS DATE: August 10th, 2004 - Spoil Your Dog Day
  6. Only In Texas!
  7. Texas love making
  8. The thinnest books list
  9. Choices
  10. Epidural
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. TODAYS DATE: August 11th, 2004 - Mall of America Birthday
  2. Miss America
  3. Read these slowly
  4. Stay
  5. That Ol Light Bulb....
  6. Driving School
  7. The old Bible
  8. love lust marriage<adult>
  9. Titles of LONG Books
  10. Sex Aids
  11. Weddings
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Conan via Carlos
  2. Getting around
  3. Fishing...
  4. Seniors Dress Code.....
  5. Executive Titles ( + )
  6. Learned In Sunday School
  7. TODAYS DATE: August 12th, 2004 - PGA Championships
  8. s.p.a.m.<adult>
  9. Buddies
  10. Ole and Inge
  11. Ya Might Be a Redneck If .....
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Having Children
  2. Giggles
  3. Men Are Screwed.....
  4. Lingua Bushicca
  5. X-Rays
  6. good news bad news
  7. theTIMEoftIDes
  8. Shopping
  9. Sometimes ...
  10. TODAYS DATE: August 13th, 2004 - 2004 Summer Olympics Begin <ADULT>
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Your drivers license
  2. The Proof!
  3. The Game < =?iso-8859-1?Q?Risqu=E9=3E?=
  4. Look What I Found!!
  5. Teaching to Pauly and Maury
  6. Italian <adult&lang&off to IT.>
  7. You Know Youre From Massachusetts When...
  8. Self-deprecating humor
  9. Visit to Rome
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. TODAYS DATE: August 14th, 2004 - Social Security Birthday
  2. Todays Deities at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Disability Status
  4. Weekend in the Catskille [ADULTISH]
  5. What A Day!
  6. Jenny&Charley
  7. TODAYS DATE: August 15th, 2004 - Hello Day
  8. The Hokey Pokey -- Shakespearean Style!
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. ... R Us
  2. A Taliban warning
  3. Just because you are on a diet doesnt mean you cant look at the menu!!!
  4. Playground Rules
  5. TODAYS DATE: August 16th, 2004 - Oral Contraceptives Birthday <ADULT>
  6. Bad news for Lance Armstrong<off to french>
  7. The 27 things they never teach in Hebrew School....
  8. Blue collar
  9. Incapacitated
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. gIRLs nITE OUt ...DrimkdRinkdrInkdrInkdriNkdrinK
  2. Obsessed
  3. The trap <cruel & insensitive>
  4. Kerry and the Indians [One adultish word]
  5. Flat Tarr
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 17th, 2004 - Ireland Over Seas Day
  7. drug store
  8. Blonde convention
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
  2. Stepping Down
  3. Grandparents
  4. Daffy-Nitions.....
  5. Dear Abby
  6. I Feel Ill
  7. Right and Wrong
  8. THEME SELECTED FROM "CELEBRATE TODAY!": Bad Poetry Day
  9. Relationships <Adult>
  10. sayings<adult>
  11. What do you call... (Possibly racial humor)
  12. Little moron jokes
  13. Decisions
  14. Potato Chip Factory
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
  2. Stepping Down
  3. Grandparents
  4. Daffy-Nitions.....
  5. Dear Abby
  6. I Feel Ill
  7. Right and Wrong
  8. THEME SELECTED FROM "CELEBRATE TODAY!": Bad Poetry Day
  9. Relationships <Adult>
  10. sayings<adult>
  11. What do you call... (Possibly racial humor)
  12. Little moron jokes
  13. Decisions
  14. Potato Chip Factory
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Positive Attitude
  2. Why Rednecks are not Paramedics
  3. Wives.....
  4. Hard To Tell
  5. Pauly in class
  6. Quickies
  7. New Sex Study
  8. Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat
  9. TODAYS DATE: August 20th, 2004 - Great American Duck Race
  10. Traffic Report for July 2004
  11. Sniffer
  12. 10 ways to tell someone his zipper is opened...[Mildly Adult]
  13. Light on
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Listen
  2. Baseball in Heaven
  3. No Threat
  4. Martha vs. Maxine.....
  5. Stress Move
  6. Old Age....[Adult Subject Matter]
  7. Life Begins as Poop
  8. Voicemail
  9. TODAYS DATE: August 21st, 2004 - Worlds Oldest Continuous Rodeo <ADULT>
  10. math
  11. Actual Sports Quotes <non-offensive>
  12. Phyllis, Benjamin, Jimmy & Mark
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Favorite Humor
  2. Todays Hubris at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Actual newspaper headlines
  4. How bout these???]
  5. Pierogis
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 22nd, 2004 - National Emergency Services Awareness Week <ADULT>
  7. Concern
  8. DNA
  9. Politicians
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Office Illnesses
  2. Blondes
  3. An Insurance Genius.....
  4. PEA
  5. TODAYS DATE: August 23rd, 2004 - Sign of Virgo
  6. Statement&Meaning<adult&lang&off to women>
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Couples who have lived together a long time ....
  2. So Old....
  3. Midnight
  4. A frail Jewish Grandmother
  5. Pauly at Sunday School
  6. I Want Meatloaf
  7. TODAYS DATE: August 24th, 2004 - Talk About the Weather Day
  8. Redneck Church<off to red neck&religious>
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Murphys Laws....
  2. 3-in-1 Oil
  3. Merton Borough Police Dog School
  4. Pauly the Curious
  5. The Butcher and the Lawyer
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 25th, 2004 - Mickey Mantle Day
  7. anniversary<adult&lang>
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. POLL: VETS SUPPORT JOHN KERRY
  2. Ladies vs. real women
  3. Is PMS In The Bible? [May be considered sacrilegious]
  4. Speech Prep
  5. New Ice Cream Flavors
  6. Fire! <may be off. to the religious>
  7. Expense Account
  8. TODAYS DATE: August 26th, 2004 - USA Kindergarten Day <ADULTISH LANGUAGE>
  9. If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft.....
  10. Love
  11. Elisabeth
  12. A new (to me) pop-culture term and "spam" in french
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. PREPARE FOR THE WORST!!!
  2. The robot bartender
  3. Definition Of A Bar-B-Que.....
  4. The Watergate Hotel
  5. I Suppose ...
  6. TODAYS DATE: August 27th, 2004 - Postal Employees Appreciation Day
  7. Big John <lang>
  8. Just wanted to get this important reminder out .....
  9. The Latest in the Kerry Swift Boat Controversy
  10. Will Durst quotes
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. SIMULCAST
  2. His wooden leg [Almost adultish]
  3. Hats!
  4. TODAYS DATE: August 28th, 2004 - Cow Pasture Open
  5. Its the age thing.....
  6. bs session<adult&lang>
  7. Border control
  8. An American Tourist in London
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Groaners of the week 8-29-04
  2. Todays Message at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. The teapot [ADULT theme]
  4. Project Phases
  5. TODAYS DATE: August 29th, 2004 - Healthy Lifestyle Day
  6. Potty mouth
  7. Family
  8. Career Change...
  9. Things Ive Learned Since Hurricane Charley
  10. Coincidence
  11. Presidential quotes <off. to Bush supporters>
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Debunking The Myths....
  2. Attorneys
  3. Dubbya Award
  4. TODAYS DATE: August 30th, 2004 - Harley-Davidson Birthday
  5. A Letter From Camp.....
  6. 70 year old
  7. Molly Ivins Birthday
  8. The Missionary
  9. Parting shot
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Golf Story.....
  2. Letter To The Editor
  3. Three Little Pigs...Brooklyn Style
  4. Beer
  5. Who?
  6. Consumer Satisfaction
  7. In A Crowd
  8. Signs The Romance has Gone Out Of Your Marriage<adult>
  9. TODAYS DATE: August 31st, 2004 - Bad, Bad, Bad Day <Adultish>
  10. Relationships
  11. a sixth graders observAtion
  12. Discourse
  13. New York City and the Republicans
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