The Humor List Postings for July 2004

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Menu Items --&-- Product Names Translations
  2. TODAYS DATE: July 1st, 2004 - Canada Day
  3. Recent Events
  4. Her tatoo
  5. "Thoroughly," said Pauly
  6. Success of VIAGRA
  7. Woodpecker <adult>
  8. A Golf Story.....
  9. Adult Puns for 07-01-04
  10. Bicycle pump
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Reasons the Pentagon is Recalling 5,600 Recently Discharged Army Reservists to Iraq
  2. Fahrenheit 9/11
  3. The ten commandments of marriage
  4. Undertaker Oops!
  5. Smiles.....
  6. TODAYS DATE: July 2nd, 2004 - Around the World Balloon Solo Trip Anniversary
  7. No Nursing Home for Me!
  8. Points To Ponder
  9. Weakly Humerus News 07-02-04 Part 1. Michael Moore & Fahrenheit 9/11 (Modified by Stan Kegel)
  10. Oldies
  11. A gift of time to a child <off language>
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Tex-Mexistentialism
  2. New Theme?
  3. Weakly Humerus News 07-02-04 Part 2. Cheney & Clinton
  4. Pornography
  5. Food Funnies.....
  6. A Yiddish Kopf
  7. A Few Cat Jokes
  8. TODAYS DATE: July 3rd, 2004 - Dog Days of Summer
  9. Word Puzzels
  10. Elephants can remember
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. SeeYaGeorge.com
  2. The 4th of July (A seasonal repeat)
  3. Bush and Kerry
  4. TODAYS DATE: July 4th, 2004 - American Independence Day
  5. Words
  6. Sundays Guest Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles
  7. Seenus
  8. Cleansing
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Some benefits of aging
  2. Little Known Illnesses
  3. Henny Youngman Jokes
  4. TODAYS DATE: July 5th, 2004 - Travel Agency Birthday
  5. R.A.P.E.
  6. Paulys Knowledge
  7. A penny saved
  8. DICTIONARY FOR WOMENS PERSONAL ADS:<adult&off to women>
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Testing
  2. Security
  3. This & That.....
  4. Perfume
  5. Invited To Speak
  6. TODAYS DATE: July 6th, 2004 - No-Fault Divorce Birthday
  7. Men bashing
  8. Password protected
  9. Which video?
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Public Service Announcement <bleh!!>
  2. TODAYS DATE: July 7th, 2004 - U.S. Draft Birthday <Adult Language>
  3. Seven reasons ...
  4. Reservations
  5. A Day At The Beach
  6. off to overweight
  7. Defensive alignment
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Domestically Disabled
  2. VEEP
  3. Cake or bed?
  4. TODAYS DATE: July 8th, 2004 - Bare-Knuckle Heavyweight Championship Day <Adult Content>
  5. Year 1K (And Even Before!)
  6. Rocks
  7. The Pick-up
  8. How fat was she? <off to over weight>
  9. Forbes ranking
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. TV
  2. Bestsellers List
  3. From a farm kid
  4. The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 9th, 2004 - Polly the Lambs Birthday
  6. Quick Q&A
  7. the flag
  8. Best of Weakly Humerus News 07-09-04 Part 1
  9. Words and Meanings
  10. Balance in the universe
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Best of Humerus News 07-09-04 Part 2
  2. "Inadvertently Destroyed"
  3. Constipation In The Nunnery
  4. Kids of the 50s and 60s
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 10th, 2004 - Joe Camels Retirement Anniversary
  6. scat sCAM
  7. Break-fast
  8. How The Internet Began.....
  9. Funny Lines
  10. In--duh--vidual
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Prhps offensive to jocks
  2. Heres one for the History buffs
  3. Indian Genie
  4. PRAISE THE LORD
  5. Todays Message at the Church of Chuckles
  6. Stock tip
  7. Home-cooked meal
  8. TODAYS DATE: July 11th, 2004 - Marine Corps Creation Day
  9. The Cowboy [offensive to Muslims]
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. TODAYS DATE: July 12th, 2004 - Flower Show Birthday
  2. Groaners for 7-12-04
  3. Crackpot E-mail Junk! <adult>
  4. The ballad of Big Bad John ... Kerry
  5. Dont Judge a Book by Its Ad <adult>
  6. Senior Games.....
  7. Disappointed
  8. Odds
  9. new no-CARB
  10. white collar crime
  11. Know when to quit
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Jackie Mason
  2. neVerletEMseEuswEAT
  3. Civic Duty
  4. How The Internet Began.....
  5. Training classes for men
  6. TODAYS DATE: July 13th, 2004 - Baseball All-Star Game and First Night All-Star Baseball Game <ADULT>
  7. Baptism <may be off. to the religious>
  8. Fornication
  9. staying in a cheap hotel<adult>
  10. Laws in Anaheim (Modified by Stan Kegel)
  11. Reality
  12. spaghetti <adult>
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. TODAYS DATE: July 14th, 2004 - Saint Camillus de Lellis Feast Day
  2. Ah, The Memories....
  3. New Suits....[Adult Language]
  4. Woman vs. man [KINDA ADULTISH]
  5. Florida Poker Game
  6. Carnation Milk.....
  7. Modern Knowledge
  8. Grocery Shopping
  9. Some Days <SERIOUS ADULT CAUTION - Sicknsad>
  10. Strange Encounters
  11. gay baby<off to gays adult>>
  12. The Election: 3 Balanced Views
  13. Select a password
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Enron Update
  2. TODAYS DATE: July 15th, 2004 - Boeing Company Birthday
  3. Rodeo [ADULTISH]
  4. A Few Sayings.....
  5. Most Unusual!
  6. Planning
  7. things to ponder
  8. A loyal Kerry backer...
  9. Pickup line
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Country Guide To Good Cooking.....
  2. Golfing
  3. TODAYS DATE: July 16th, 2004 - Kissing Ban Day
  4. Secrets & Sins
  5. Smart Dog!
  6. frog<adult>
  7. New Way Of Counting
  8. Soup
  9. Arnold Sues Martha
  10. Love me tender
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. His password [ADULTISH]
  2. Pilot To Tower...
  3. TODAYS DATE: July 17th, 2004 - Cow Appreciation Day
  4. Groaner du jour
  5. Tech support
  6. Theory vs Practice
  7. black<off but shouldnt be>
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Moods
  2. Three Hillbillies!
  3. I miss Bill Clinton
  4. yum yum <offensive to hawks>
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 18th, 2004 - National Laughter Week
  6. Love, honour and obey
  7. New Game
  8. How tax cuts work in the USA
  9. 50th wedding anniversary
  10. The Herpetologist
  11. Todays Limerick at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous, adult>
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Band
  2. Yet Another Blonde Joke.....
  3. Bambi, the blonde
  4. Will Rogers Says
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 19th, 2004 - Personal Ads Birthday <Maybe offensive to the Jewish>
  6. The Scavenger Hunt
  7. Shower
  8. Shame and Glory<adult&off.>
  9. the sensitive man
  10. Olive oil
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. How Fast??
  2. Red Hair???
  3. Now you know everything
  4. God Will Provide
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 20th, 2004 - Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day
  6. Her ears?
  7. Disorientation <not a T.O.P. joke>
  8. Hurricane Survival Quiz (Part 1 of 2)
  9. few offensive sex jokes<adult>
  10. <No subject given>
  11. Lunch
  12. Monica L.
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Biguns
  2. A new political posture [ADULTISH]
  3. Marriage <cruel & insensitive)
  4. Why.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 21st, 2004 - Take a Monkey to Lunch Day
  6. Hurricane Survival Quiz (Part 2 of 2)
  7. Bob.... wealthy and smart...............
  8. Relationships
  9. Remove disk
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Living in 2004
  2. The "Struggle"
  3. Things that make you go hmmm.....
  4. The girls night out
  5. Dear diary
  6. Mother In Law
  7. TODAYS DATE: July 22nd, 2004 - Leo
  8. The Difference Between Dogs And Cats
  9. Thought For The Day !
  10. <No subject given>
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN Breaking News
  2. A nun in hooters
  3. Dear Customer
  4. Its Against The Rules!!!
  5. Moose Hunting
  6. THE WORST GOLF FOURSOME EVER
  7. Reservations of an airline agent
  8. Weakly Humerus News 7-23-04 Part 1
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Weakly Humerus News 07-23-04 Part 2
  2. Dear Lord <off. to the religious>
  3. Faulty Intelligence
  4. Mexican Food
  5. Hillbilly birth
  6. TODAYS DATE: July 24th, 2004 - Microchip Birthday
  7. Computer Terms
  8. New version of Nile virus
  9. Hello secret<adult>
  10. Doe a deer, a female deer
  11. Baptism...
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. the SUPreme sneZZZZZ
  2. A chicken and a horse
  3. TODAYS DATE: July 25th, 2004 - National Parents Day
  4. Canaries
  5. Why not?
  6. A Very Rude Fellow
  7. This & That.....
  8. Dwarfs of menopause
  9. Seasonal changes
  10. Traffic Report for June 2004
  11. Todays Question at the Church Of Chuckles
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Just Bill Me
  2. Two Pious Dogs
  3. Not Yet.....
  4. Rabbit Anyone?
  5. Please Vote for Me! [May be offensive to Kerry fans]
  6. Always The Doubt
  7. Dolly Parton announces...
  8. Language
  9. TODAYS DATE: July 26th, 2004 - National Bar Association Birthday
  10. Something only a MAN would do.<off to women>
  11. Bumper snickers (American, political)
  12. Rules to visit Texas
  13. Moondance
  14. Road rage
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Not Again!
  2. NO VACANCIES
  3. A modern day "Birds and Bees" story
  4. Some Thoughts for the Day.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 27th, 2004 - Bugs Bunnys Birthday
  6. Bubbas Lawsuit
  7. lion tamer <adult>
  8. Allergy Warning
  9. Assets
  10. Postcard
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. CONVENTION NEWS
  2. A tater joke
  3. 13 Observations/Quips.....
  4. TODAYS DATE: July 28th, 2004 - Coffee Rationing Anniversary
  5. Indecent proposal <adult>
  6. The Age of Age aka The Age Age.
  7. when to keep their mouth shut<adult>
  8. Not A Good Day
  9. Olympic Games
  10. Golden Urinal
  11. How Do I Look?
  12. Everest
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Just Ranting....
  2. A Southern blessing
  3. A Weee Bit Plus 2 More.....
  4. Pregnant
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 29th, 2004 - Kiss Kiss Kiss Day
  6. parts that dont work
  7. Attack The Mime!
  8. People watching
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. President Falls Down Again
  2. Why English teachers retire early
  3. A Limit?
  4. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: July 30th, 2004 - New York Yacht Club Birthday
  6. A Toddlers Creed
  7. Comments on Bills Book
  8. nudists<adult>
  9. Pizza pie in your eye
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Airport Security
  2. WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 07-30-04 PART 1
  3. Convention Round-up
  4. Never underestimate the thinking of a woman
  5. Golf vs. Sex...
  6. 2 Assassins
  7. TODAYS DATE: July 31st, 2004 - National Orgasm Day <ADULT THEME>
  8. the octopus <adult &off to clinton fans>
  9. Window dressing
  10. Politics
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