The Humor List Postings for May 2004

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Left Something To Be Desired
  2. Whos On First?
  3. Texas figgers of speech
  4. Something For Every Day
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 1st, 2004 - Golfing Association Day
  6. A little Country wisdom
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Texas Talk
  2. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles <off., def. blasphemous!>
  3. A Shakespearean evening
  4. TODAYS DATE: May 2nd, 2004 - International Day of the Midwife
  5. Secretly, he said
  6. The Great Debate<adult>
  7. Did You Know?
  8. check it out
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Pollen Count
  2. De frog and de snake
  3. The Blues
  4. A Couple Of Smiles......
  5. New Viagra Study
  6. Owed Two A Spell Chequer
  7. TODAYS DATE: May 3rd, 2004 - Camel Insurance Day <Adultish>
  8. Random thoughts on the passing scene<off for just about anyone>
  9. Awareness
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. How?
  2. Im Still Hungry!
  3. A Real Poker Player.....
  4. Chicken samiches [Maybe a little adultish]
  5. Of vacations in Alaska and the dangers of bears
  6. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!
  7. Germany plans to fine brothels with no apprentices
  8. TODAYS DATE: May 4th, 2004 - School Family Day <Adult Theme>
  9. Amish <adult&off to amish>
  10. Doctor in the house
  11. Signs you have Computer Addiction
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Morris and Irving
  2. Tsk, Tsk! <adult>
  3. Waterloo.....
  4. The Weekly World News about Cats and Dogs
  5. Interview Question
  6. Understanding Men? (Part 1)
  7. TODAYS DATE: May 5th, 2004 - Cinco De Mayo
  8. Happy belated birthday to the Humor List
  9. farts part1
  10. Website under construction
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. HOW TO SPELL RELIEF
  2. TODAYS DATE: May 6th, 2004 - National Day of Prayer
  3. Campaign News
  4. The Man Code.....
  5. Modern times
  6. Dog Haiku
  7. Understanding Men? (Part 2)
  8. The burning bush <may be off. to the religious>
  9. farts part 2
  10. The saint
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Texas Talkin
  2. ADVICE
  3. Mens Thesaurus.....
  4. The washcloth
  5. You Know Youre A Computer Geek When....
  6. TODAYS DATE: May 7th, 2004 - National Masturbation Day/Month <ADULT>
  7. THE LAW IS THE LAW
  8. Just in time for "somebodys" Mothers Day
  9. Freudian Subtitles?
  10. Car alarm
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. How Small Was It?
  2. Straight From The Horses A... um, Mouth <poss. off>
  3. A compassionate lawyer
  4. TODAYS DATE: May 8th, 2004 - Senior Citizen Day <Adult Theme>
  5. I am a WOMAN<adult>
  6. A Guide to a Cordial Political Discussion
  7. Shower
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Passionate Gardener
  2. Happy Mothers Day at the Church Of Chuckles!
  3. A great toast [ADULTISH]
  4. TODAYS DATE: May 9th, 2004 - Mothers Day
  5. My Mother.....
  6. Correction
  7. work <adult>
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Parental Guidance recommended <really!>
  2. And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor....
  3. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  4. The creation of woman
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 10th, 2004 - Golden Spike Day
  6. guns & old
  7. The Blarney Stone
  8. A Forgotten bit of Americana from the Age of the Railroads
  9. Justice delayed
  10. News Flash.....New Holiday...[Adult]
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Watching What You Eat
  2. New Mom
  3. Conway
  4. Had any lately???
  5. Some consolation <may be off. to the religious>
  6. TODAYS DATE: May 11th, 2004 - U.S. Hospital Day
  7. very severe disease
  8. Democratic National Convention Official Program - 2004
  9. Important Recall Notice
  10. There is no Easter bunny
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN Breaking News
  2. Words to live by in 2004.....
  3. Classy Cashier.....
  4. Widdle wabbit
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 12th, 2004 - National Nurses Week
  6. A Postmodernist Parable
  7. fast and loose<adult>
  8. E-I-E-I-O
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Will
  2. Convention Change
  3. Air Conversations.....
  4. Her date[ADULTISH]
  5. And the bonehead award goes to...
  6. TODAYS DATE: May 13th, 2004 - Cross-Country Helicopter Flight Day
  7. priceless
  8. Origin of S.H.I.T.
  9. List! [Adult]
  10. Trainee
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A list of foods my catsd like to buy....
  2. Word of the Day
  3. British double entendres...........
  4. It didnt work!!!
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 14th, 2004 - Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County <ADULT>
  6. eleventh commandment
  7. You got mail
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. My Turn!!
  2. It takes an Italian man...
  3. Baby Names
  4. Smirks.....
  5. Cheap HMO
  6. TODAYS DATE: May 15th, 2004 - Las Vegas Birthday <ADULT LANGUAGE/THEME>
  7. Great Weekend
  8. funny but true
  9. Dexterity
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Mao Tse-tung
  2. Todays Advertisement at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Shell find a horse!
  4. TODAYS DATE: May 16th, 2004 - National Ms Senior Citizen Pageant <Sexual Topic>
  5. Genetic Engineer
  6. Hmmmm..........
  7. Haiku
  8. Myers-Briggs altternative
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. GAY MARRIAGE <adult, off.>
  2. A good question
  3. Why Dogs Should Be In Politics
  4. ADULLt
  5. Some You Win... <Sicknsad>
  6. Cooking Secret
  7. TODAYS DATE: May 17th, 2004 - Kentucky Derby Birthday
  8. Religous <off to religous>
  9. Problems, Problems! <off to bushies>
  10. Youre Not Old Unless You Can Remember...
  11. Take two
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. NYC, NY
  2. What A Pair!
  3. A question and answer
  4. The Golfer...[Adult]
  5. You Know Youre In Trouble When ...
  6. TODAYS DATE: May 18th, 2004 - Blow Your Top Day
  7. Heaven or Hell?
  8. Laws of Golf:
  9. New Century Theater
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Chic Murray - English Comedian [1919 - 1985]
  2. In The News
  3. Boudreauxs problem solution
  4. I Want A Man
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 19th, 2004 - National Employee Health and Fitness Day
  6. laws of golf
  7. Some Excellent Reading.....
  8. Need houseworking excuses?
  9. Tenderness
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Ten Commandments
  2. Culture War
  3. Making coffee
  4. "Im working, dammit," said Pauly
  5. Almost Made It!
  6. TODAYS DATE: May 20th, 2004 - Godzilla, the Movie Day
  7. MORE SPORTS COMMENTATORS QUOTES
  8. Getting Well Soon <Adult>
  9. Tech savvy
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Last Wish!!!
  2. Bartletts??
  3. Max Finds A Job! <may be offensive to Mothers Superior>
  4. The best writer
  5. Religionand Lightbulbs
  6. Facts (?) About Women (Part 1 of 2)
  7. TODAYS DATE: May 21st, 2004 - National Waitstaff Day
  8. Mother in Law
  9. short ones <adult>
  10. No more crack
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Plumber
  2. Math Wizz
  3. Two little potatoes
  4. [Fwd: 9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CERTAIN PEOPLE.....]
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 22nd, 2004 - Gemini (May 22 - Jun 21)
  6. Travel Necessities
  7. Mans work
  8. Facts (?) About Women (Part 2 of 2)
  9. Diet and Exercise
  10. Feedback
  11. Master and commander
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Jay Leno <for the over 16 crowd>
  2. Booze belongs in the workplace
  3. Todays Beatitudes at the Church Of Chuckles
  4. TODAYS DATE: May 23rd, 2004 - Dont Rob A Bank Day
  5. I.D.
  6. yesihavewaStedyoureyesonthis
  7. Observation
  8. Retro <adult>
  9. Ways Men Fail In Bed (Part 1 of 2)
  10. Knock Knock...
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Keeping Them Safe
  2. The single woman
  3. Making my wifes wish come true
  4. TODAYS DATE: May 24th, 2004 - Brothers Day
  5. Ways Men Fail In Bed (Part 2 of 2)
  6. Myth and Facts <Adult>
  7. drunks at a bar<adult&lang>
  8. Having Major Computer Probs <really!>
  9. Entrance exam <off. to Miami University students>
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Miraculous Cures
  2. Special Privileges?
  3. Feeling Old?
  4. SUnday sex
  5. Pauly in class
  6. Hard ware <adult>
  7. Ever Wonder?
  8. Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
  9. TODAYS DATE: May 25th, 2004 - Star Wars Birthday
  10. Memo To All Employees <adult>
  11. Special Report<off. to Bushies>
  12. Honeymoon suite
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Reading Material
  2. Quickies
  3. Puppy dogs
  4. 1904......
  5. Pauly is still in class
  6. TODAYS DATE: May 26th, 2004 - Draculas Birthday <Adult Language>
  7. Man Caught By His Catdoor
  8. do you rember the cloths line
  9. Supreme Court Custody Decision
  10. Meet the Parents...[Adult]
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Circumcision <male body part mentioned>
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. TODAYS DATE: May 27th, 2004 - Designated Driver Memorial Day Weekend Campaign
  4. Pet diaries
  5. Something To Offend Damn Near Everyone.....
  6. Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous
  7. At the hospital
  8. Can I Have The Day Off?
  9. In the Convent <may be off. to the religious>
  10. TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO:
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Five Point Plan
  2. Smiles.....
  3. A blond guy story
  4. Make-Over
  5. Prove you exist
  6. Burial
  7. Two more Church Bulletin Bloopers
  8. TODAYS DATE: May 28th, 2004 - Athlete of the Century Day
  9. courting couple <gross&adult>
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. One sunny day in 2005 .....
  2. Be Prepared!
  3. Smirks.....
  4. Blame someone else
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 29th, 2004 - Indianapolis 500 Birthday
  6. Corporate Vocabulary
  7. hillbillies in bar<adult>
  8. A lot of bull...[Adult]
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sunday Welcome at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. Good for a laugh!
  3. Could Be Worse
  4. TODAYS DATE: May 30th, 2004 - Charlie Brown Name Birthday
  5. The 10 Deadliest
  6. At the Hospital
  7. PRESCHOOLER DIET
  8. Disposable income
  9. To wear or not to wear....
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Memorial Day
  2. You Might Work In An ER If...
  3. Cleaning tips
  4. How Long B4 a Haircut???
  5. TODAYS DATE: May 31st, 2004 - Memorial Day (Celebrated) <ADULT LANGUAGE>
  6. Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked
  7. fight
  8. Judge Ito
  9. howdewya
  10. Dicksons collection
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