The Humor List Postings for April 2004

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. OhMyGawd
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. TODAYS DATE: April 1st, 2004 - Dog Appreciation Month
  4. My Different Jobs.....
  5. The robotic bartender
  6. Tail light
  7. Internet Maintenance
  8. Dirty Mind Test<adult>
  9. The end result of chainmail spam...
  10. Tooth Pulled....
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Arab Newspaper
  2. PARTISAN POLITICS
  3. The Worst Country Song Lyrics...
  4. The Errand <may be off. to the Irish>
  5. Magic powder
  6. PMS
  7. Why My Dog Doesnt Use My Computer
  8. TODAYS DATE: April 2nd, 2004 - National Teacher Appreciation Day
  9. How True!!!
  10. funnys <adult>
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Just say .....
  2. Just A Little Mix-Up In Ordering
  3. Ive lived in Tennessee for more than 30 years...
  4. COUNTRY SONG TITLES
  5. Dogs vs Cats
  6. Three Canadian Blondes.....
  7. On Your Marks <Sicknsad>
  8. Traffic Report for March 2004
  9. April 3rd, 2004 - Dont Go to Work Unless Its Fun Day
  10. Friendship Prayer...
  11. definitions
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Daylight Saving Time
  2. Todays Advertisement at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Kids in church
  4. TODAYS DATE: April 4th, 2004 - Microsofts Birthday
  5. Cost of Living
  6. Dogs Really Do Have A Hard Life!
  7. Airlines....[Adult]
  8. gay baby<adult&lang>
  9. Some of these made me laugh out loud.....
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. With Apologies to Country Joe McDonald
  2. Circle Flies
  3. Hockey vs. Sex.....
  4. Dogs Duty
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 5th, 2004 - Chicken Little Awards <Mild Profanity>
  6. cows?
  7. Building your Word-Power!
  8. Me and A.A.A.D.D.
  9. Customer Testimonials
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Probabilities
  2. How To Identify Drivers...[May Offend Everyone]
  3. Medical news
  4. Artists From The 60s.....
  5. Slamming the door
  6. TODAYS DATE: April 6th, 2004 - Mormon Church Birthday (Hopefully not insulting to L.D.S.)
  7. What Causes It?
  8. Tax Forms
  9. Kitchen Sex Aids
  10. Olies Chinese Restaurant
  11. Sausages can be hard
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. How Much?
  2. Waiting Room
  3. GOLF.....
  4. A blondes flight to Houston
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 7th, 2004 - World Health Day
  6. Wedding gifts
  7. I Love Her, But ...
  8. Wage and Hour Department
  9. The Date...[Adult]
  10. Bad childrens book titles
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bloody Wankers <off.>
  2. This & That.....
  3. Late night and Kerry
  4. Marriage....
  5. The House of ill repute
  6. TODAYS DATE: April 8th, 2004 - Career Home Run Record Day
  7. Roy
  8. Dogs And Computers -- Similar?
  9. IRS SCAM
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. JOBS
  2. Easter blondes
  3. 6 Quickies
  4. TODAYS DATE: April 9th, 2004 - Public Library Day
  5. pretend marriage
  6. What Did You Have?
  7. Newsflash....[Adult]
  8. old oldies
  9. Custom Spam <A little risque>
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Easter
  2. PDF - redacted
  3. TODAYS DATE: April 10th, 2004 - National Siblings Day
  4. What If?
  5. What the Easter bunny taught me
  6. Tech Support...[May offend stupid people]
  7. Why are we still there?
  8. Military Wisdom.....
  9. growing old
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Strip Club Humor
  2. Easter Parable at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Resurrection
  4. Ether bunnies
  5. Telemarketers & Junk Mail.....
  6. Reunion
  7. TODAYS DATE: April 11th, 2004 - Easter <Adult Themes/Language>
  8. few jokes<adult&lang>
  9. A joke so old it has wrinkles
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Jes Axin, MKay?
  2. Two whales [ADULTISH]
  3. Easter -- the Day After
  4. The Best Divorce Letter Ever.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 12th, 2004 - Spam the Internet Day
  6. The Revival <may be off. to the religious>
  7. Wedding Day
  8. 21 Wise Sayings
  9. Its Tough to be a Man
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Miniskirt
  2. The Truths Not Always Easy.....
  3. For Wine Connoiseurs.....
  4. Elderly insights
  5. The Charge
  6. Country Song Titles?
  7. TODAYS DATE: April 13th, 2004 - Young Masters Day
  8. Redneck medical practice
  9. LeRoy <Offensive to welfare recipients>
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Blind Humor
  2. Rockin
  3. Hallmark.....
  4. Fifteen things
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 14th, 2004 - National Go Fishing Day
  6. Playground Injury
  7. Procreation
  8. RING, a ding, ding <lang>
  9. A New Car
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. True <<ADULT>> Story
  2. TODAYS DATE: April 15th, 2004 - Curse The I.R.S. Day
  3. PNN Breaking News
  4. April 15th in the U.S.
  5. Why Women Lie <a parable>
  6. Taxing
  7. Nursery Rhymes.....
  8. PIECES OF ADVICE............
  9. What does your dad do? <Adultish, Political>
  10. n da NEW news ,,,
  11. Mother always knows
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Training!!!
  2. Questions That Shouldve Been Asked....
  3. The Ten Commandments
  4. Illegal Operation
  5. Exercising
  6. TODAYS DATE: April 16th, 2004 - National Stress Awareness Day
  7. The Secret Strategy of Gary Trudeau revealed!!!!
  8. The Absence
  9. Sympathy Cards <Adult>
  10. men know
  11. George Carlin on age
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. CHENEY DEMANDS PAY RAISE
  2. The psychiatrist hotline
  3. Why its nice to be a dog...
  4. 9 Questions
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 17th, 2004 - U.S. Imported Horse Day
  6. The Bigger The Better (May be offensive to big-busted women)
  7. Jewish Mom
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  2. the road to salvation can be very bumpy, indeed
  3. Things my mother taught me
  4. Redneck Rules For Calling "Shotgun"
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 18th, 2004 - Back in the Saddle Again
  6. To be young again.....
  7. To Forgive
  8. Pauly demands justice
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Music To My Eyes
  2. Boston Marathon
  3. Insurance Companies.....
  4. The Irish [ADULTISH]
  5. The Nuns
  6. MS Frog
  7. TODAYS DATE: April 19th, 2004 - Skydivings Birthday <Adult Theme>
  8. A Prairie Home Companion does Annual Joke Show
  9. Did You Know <adult>
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Im Hungry!
  2. Bedtimes
  3. THE VAMPIRES THIRTEEN LEAST FAVORITE SONGS
  4. Scotch & Water
  5. No speaka da englis!
  6. K-9 To The Rescue
  7. TODAYS DATE: April 20th, 2004 - National Love-A-Teen Day <Adult theme / language>
  8. golf and a couple of others<adult>
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK
  2. TAX a tIOn tIMeeEEEEE XXXs 2 J loW- jHImMM- an litpriCKkk or sHESAIDDICKNOTWORMBIGBOY(aDULLt)othatworm
  3. The proverbial (and moronic) Polish joke
  4. A Moon Message.....
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 21st, 2004 - Taurus (Apr 21 - May 21)
  6. U.S. Government employee evaluations
  7. Judas (possibly offensive to Christians)
  8. LETTER TO A MOTHER
  9. Driving School
  10. From Prairie Home Companion - April 17 Joke Show
  11. Have you ever ......
  12. Faith Healer
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Isnt This A Great Country?
  2. EXERCISE.....
  3. Funnies
  4. Happy Birthday
  5. Isnt This A Great Country
  6. Sympathy Cards <Adult>
  7. Watch Out For These!
  8. TODAYS DATE: April 22nd, 2004 - Earth Day
  9. old Geezers
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Lucky Couple....
  2. The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation"
  3. For all those men who say.....
  4. Little Johnny [ADULTISH]
  5. Disgusted
  6. TODAYS DATE: April 23rd, 2004 - International Childrens Day
  7. Actual Newspaper Screw-Ups.
  8. The Woman Youre Never Gonna Meet
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Christians and light bulbs
  2. Change of Religion <may be off. to the religious>
  3. I Cannot Go To School Today
  4. Tupperware
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 24th, 2004 - U.S. Newspaper Day
  6. Chocolate.....
  7. Grammar Tribes
  8. Age
  9. lessons
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Sunday Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. A Q. and A.
  3. TODAYS DATE: April 25th, 2004 - Professional Secretaries Week <Slightly Adultish>
  4. The Patriot Act
  5. "Oh....Tell Me You Didnt Say That!"
  6. Heres to bartenders
  7. POLITICALLY CORRECT<adult>
  8. Classical
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama
  2. Tourists in Jamaica [Kinda adultish]
  3. Let Me Tell You A Story.....
  4. History Revisited.....
  5. What To Do?
  6. TODAYS DATE: April 26th, 2004 - National Bird Day
  7. Q and A
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Fine Dinin
  2. Traffic
  3. His new watch [ADULTISH]
  4. Mark Your Calendar.....
  5. Pick-up Lines
  6. 3 Old Men
  7. Technology out the wazoo
  8. TODAYS DATE: April 27th, 2004 - Natural Law Day <Slightly Adultish>
  9. golf gun
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Audi Alteram Parten.....
  2. Multi-Cultural Ethnical Gibes And Jestings <adult, off.>
  3. Daffy Words...Read Very Slowly...
  4. The lawn mower
  5. TODAYS DATE: April 28th, 2004 - Mutiny on the Bounty
  6. Open Wide <Adult>
  7. Reunion Time
  8. coffee shop
  9. Cowbody, Indian, & an Arab (offensive to Muslims)
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. First? Last.....
  2. Please, just one bite....
  3. Phone a dog
  4. New Jewish Haiku
  5. T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers for PWDs
  6. Convert!
  7. TODAYS DATE: April 28th, 2004 - Wide World of Sports Birthday
  8. drinks <off to jewish>
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Public Service Announcement
  2. New Info Brought To Light
  3. A Guide To Food Spoilage For Bachelors.....
  4. The bulls
  5. Contest
  6. TODAYS DATE: April 28th, 2004 - National Arbor Day
  7. computer virus
  8. Tra La! Its [Almost] MAY!!!!
  9. Costner to get film award
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