The Humor List Postings for February 2004

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Burma Shave signs
  2. Todays Parable at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. A novice in the computer field
  4. Bad Hair Day
  5. A Touching Letter.....
  6. Such talent......[adult language]
  7. Condom<adult>
  8. Hiccups
  9. Ruminations Continued
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. 3blonds
  2. YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A GROUNDHOG...
  3. Deodorant...
  4. The tomato company
  5. Good thinking? // GroundHogs
  6. 8 Top Morons Of The Year.....
  7. Did You Hear About The ...
  8. A Dogs Life <Adult>
  9. Giveth, yet taketh away!
  10. Glasnost
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Touch Me!
  2. The State of Affairs....
  3. Smiles.....
  4. Dark
  5. Blonde Pilot
  6. Clever Boat Names
  7. Vote Democrat!!!<off to dem>
  8. Traffic Report for January 2004
  9. Its all in your point of view
  10. Upbeat
  11. Starbucks ..... "bucks" is right!!!
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS......
  2. Sorry-Your-Team-Lost Cards
  3. Alternate Meanings...
  4. Blue Necks
  5. Old Age
  6. Weightloss Pills
  7. Fathers then and now
  8. Blonde At The Printer?
  9. Exercise regimen
  10. FULL GLASS....HALF GLASS..../////// THE GAZE \\\\\\\\\
  11. Lines
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. To Whom It May Concern
  2. Smiles.....
  3. Pharmaceutical names [ADULTISH]
  4. Barbie - Boston Style...
  5. Wobbles <adultish>
  6. Tired
  7. Blonde Winner
  8. Well, is it any wonder we got Mad Cows with things like this going on?
  9. You tell a
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Outsourcing
  2. Them Boots.....
  3. The Pope & Golf...
  4. How Taxes Work
  5. A change of heart
  6. Heres some good news:...
  7. Blonde Truckers
  8. What I Learned During My Twelve Months At Victorias Secret
  9. A *bad* (therefore, good) pun
  10. TREE HUGGER
  11. Artificial Intelligence <off to Bushies>
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. paranoid
  2. Bubba and Billy Joe
  3. Ricin FAQ
  4. Blondes New Car
  5. Absolutely Brilliant!!!
  6. Happy Birthday...
  7. Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say
  8. Home of the blame
  9. Dicks Health Confuses Bush
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. One-Liners
  2. Todays Mail at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Dear Abby
  4. George Carlin Strikes Again.....
  5. Decisions
  6. Wallpaper...[May be offensive to Irishmen]
  7. Murphys Rules of Sex
  8. Fire! Fire!
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentine to George W. Bush from Osama bin Laden:
  2. Blue-Ribbon Panel
  3. Creative Writing
  4. Cards...
  5. =?iso-8859-1?Q?_Happy_New_Year_All.....Gung_Hai_Fat_Choi_=28I_think!!?= =?iso-8859-1?Q?=29=A0?=
  6. A stroke of good luck
  7. Jury Selection
  8. If you drink a great deal
  9. Think "Fish"
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. iknowmysigislongerthanmyjokethankuverymuchSUPERBOWLthamenthaactionthacalls
  2. Dont Look Now....
  3. A Couple Of Smirks.....
  4. For the Birds....[Adult; subject matter may be offensive to others]
  5. Valentine Cards That Did Not Sell .... <ADULT>
  6. A well planned life
  7. The Affair
  8. Duct tape: Duck!
  9. Do You Believe?
  10. STARTER PISTOL
  11. Zen Wisdom
  12. Out Of The Mouths of Babes<off to Bushies>
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Take It Back!!!
  2. This one is worth a minute of your time.....
  3. Survivor: Southern Style...[May be offensive to many people]
  4. Unanswered questions
  5. Classic Groaner: The Painter
  6. Late Night Polital Humor
  7. Distractions
  8. valintine <adult& lang>
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Snares The Big One
  2. Telephone Answering System.....
  3. Sperm count
  4. Weather...
  5. wanna go?
  6. Dog Killed
  7. lawyer<off to lawyer if possible>
  8. One Day on the Links
  9. Social Workers
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. CONFIDENCE
  2. Four Basic Types of Chain Letters... [Adult Language]
  3. The veracity of lawyers
  4. Yeah, how come?
  5. Slimming Aids <Adult>
  6. Dot Over Dot
  7. Three Reasons
  8. new definition
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentine Candy Heart Messages For Wall Street
  2. Spiders [One adult word]
  3. Make love <Valentine Days Special>
  4. Dinner for Two???
  5. Mommy Test...
  6. Donating
  7. Coupons
  8. Whaat ??!!?? <Adult>
  9. And still more lawyer bashing
  10. Ask away
  11. Top 45 Oxymorons:
  12. Rights
  13. Alligator shoes - dumb blond joke
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Life of Riley
  2. ACLU
  3. Todays Press Release From The Church Of Chuckles
  4. Test your IQ
  5. My medical advice
  6. Dumb (?) Wives
  7. Onestone!!!
  8. The First Day of School 30 Years Ago and Today
  9. HAIRYtailsWILLcoMEtrue....
  10. Inept romantic sentiments
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Cant Get You Outa My Head!!
  2. Even God enjoys a good laugh.....
  3. Written by a man!
  4. The Snake
  5. Presidents Day
  6. New Words to an old Dylan Song
  7. Out of the mouths of doctors
  8. "Ex" Valentines
  9. Reference questions that arent quite what they seem
  10. Presidential campaign <off. to Bush supporters>
  11. Aging
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Fun with therapy
  2. Rear Ended
  3. The perfect Friday excuse <language>
  4. Cat owners, beware ...
  5. Romantic First Line.....Least Romantic Second Line...
  6. Citizen
  7. I Love Her But...(a collection of mens thoughts on their women)
  8. Now that Im older, heres what Ive discovered:
  9. HOME REMEDIES
  10. 10
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. President Accused
  2. Handy Engineering Conversions.....
  3. What happened to the glue?
  4. Cat Quotes
  5. Proverbs for a computer
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. latex gloves
  2. Ransom Demand
  3. State Mottos.....
  4. Medical Breakthrough: Breathing Causes Cancer by Deanna Goodson
  5. Audit
  6. I Know A Great Joke!
  7. Three Reasons
  8. Sadism?
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Twins
  2. Gay Marriage <off.>
  3. The Thermodynamics Of Hell.....
  4. Bra sizes
  5. 11 Reasons why snail mail is better
  6. Hat Etiquette
  7. A Few Thoughts About Men...
  8. MOMMY, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF...?<adult>
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. hIS EVIL kneW nooo bOUNds [off.2mrshussein-atkins-ideatadogifiwereHuNGRYenufffans
  2. Plagiarize
  3. Economics Unravelled
  4. A bumper sticker I saw yesterday [ADULTISH LANGUAGE]
  5. The Horses Mane
  6. Where To Publish Your Paper
  7. Towel heads <offensive to arabs>
  8. Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand!<adult>
  9. COUSIN BUBBA JOE AINT SO DUMB AFTER ALL
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Ultimate Denial
  2. Todays Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. The family dog
  4. The New Robe
  5. Weight Loss Program
  6. Ode to Overtime <Adult>
  7. <No subject given>
  8. The Ultimate Denial
  9. Two Minute Management Course.....
  10. DOwm at THe reTIREment hoMe
  11. kids perceptions
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer
  2. A Joyous Day!
  3. One Liners.....
  4. Government quotes
  5. Earthquake!!!
  6. Precocious
  7. Who cares about fishing?
  8. UN Survey: LBNN News
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Pat Robertson, God, George W., Mel Gibson, Diane Sawyer, Andy Rooney
  2. I See....
  3. News Flash.....
  4. Crisco
  5. Potential Darwin Nominee?
  6. Spelling Lesson
  7. Country Humor and the Humors of the Country
  8. condums
  9. BLooDYFATTuesday..
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. sing around the bush
  2. A Visit
  3. ????
  4. Hey, Bub
  5. Elderly Insights.....
  6. Classic Groaner: The Sauce
  7. Eating
  8. A Look Into The Future ?
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Stock Market Statistics
  2. Constitutional Amendment
  3. Marriage.....
  4. Smart pooch
  5. The Quarrel
  6. Drinking <adult>
  7. Farming
  8. On the Sentential Positioning of Prepositions
  9. Two Spiders
  10. Bin Laden hiding place <disses Bush>
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. BANNED!!!
  2. A new virus warning
  3. True Love
  4. Chemistry
  5. Fashion Rules
  6. A German Motorist
  7. friends
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. ENRON
  2. Petey Piker Pricked A Pasta Pickerel Papists..... <adult>
  3. Word of the day
  4. A Canadian Hockey Joke.....
  5. Exchanging Compliments
  6. Jewish Couple
  7. Horny Mosquitoes <Adult>
  8. Carnation milk
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29th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Homily at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. Writing skills
  3. Pretzel Hold...[Adult]
  4. Recycled thoughts for the day
  5. Oh, to be Italian.....
  6. Bissextile
  7. Think BIG
  8. THE RULES FOR BEDROOM GOLF <adult>
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