The Humor List Postings for January 2004

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:36 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. A New Years wish
  2. ATTAINABLE RESOLUTIONS FOR 2004
  3. I wish you all the joy that you can wish. --William Shakespeare
  4. Happy New Year!!
  5. Spelling
  6. Him vs Her
  7. Stealing a car?? [Adult]
  8. 12 DAYS.....
  9. Cattle humor
  10. suit<adult&lang>
  11. The Unluckiest Man in The Universe <Adult>
  12. View of the River Main
  13. Privacy, please!
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN Breaking News
  2. Jacob and Rebecca
  3. January 1, 2004
  4. Black and White.....
  5. Not Prepared
  6. Humor? Maybe just irony.
  7. odds&ends
  8. Priorities <Adult>
  9. Year of wackiness in review - 2003
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You ...
  2. Predictions for 2004?
  3. Diet For 2004.....
  4. Inner peace
  5. Just silly
  6. Senior poem
  7. Dead Donkey
  8. Your turn to pay....[Adult Language]
  9. The Golfer
  10. Hope and faith
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Airline humor
  2. From Saul Alinsky and Victor Borge -to- Kierkegaard
  3. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  4. The Suger Bowl game is tonight
  5. Toy Cars
  6. Confession....
  7. A Quiz.....
  8. Job application
  9. Tips for the Clueless
  10. Traffic Report for December 2003
  11. Precious moment
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. FIRE !!
  2. Getting Lucky...
  3. Silicon Valley puntime
  4. The Catholic horse
  5. Did You Overeat for the Holidaze?
  6. Ethnically Corrected Joke
  7. Please Be Patient.....
  8. al-Gebra
  9. crotchety old fellow
  10. Great Surgeons <off to Bushies>
  11. Eight iron
  12. Dissing the Vikings
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Embarrassing
  2. Navy Buddies...[Adult]
  3. Seven Reasons
  4. The smart employee
  5. Married???
  6. Tunes for oldies
  7. Good News, Bad News
  8. political bumper sticker
  9. Little Johnny at Sunday School
  10. Icecream cake
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Trivia sex?
  2. You Know Its Time To Diet When....
  3. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut...
  4. A Bit Of Irish Humour.....
  5. Confession....
  6. Twas the night before the Sugar Bowl
  7. 24 Hour Pass
  8. LBNN News: Honorary Degrees
  9. Quick Thinking <Adult>
  10. Golf
  11. 2003 Annual Traffic Report
  12. Curiosity
  13. Ive got what? <humor>
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Are You Lonesome Tonight?
  2. His new blonde wife
  3. The Bible...
  4. Daily Affirmations for Pessimists
  5. Happy Bday Elvis. Everyone eat a twinkie!
  6. Golf Game
  7. Grandpas Wisdom.....
  8. Golf joke without all the html code
  9. porn<adult>offencive to most>ment as humor
  10. I like airplanes
  11. Foiled
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Lusty Limericks <adult>
  2. Starting a Family....[Adult]
  3. Grounded
  4. Martian Air Force denies UFO crash
  5. Catholic mothers
  6. Two Guys.....
  7. Signs Youve Grown Up....
  8. Quickies <adult>
  9. FAQ About Mad Cow disease
  10. Squandering money
  11. A chicken robber
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. You are too fat to have a Whopper
  2. A laugh is a smile with fireworks
  3. Border Security Measures
  4. Free market?
  5. Too Stressed Out
  6. Close Shave
  7. Rabbita Anyone???
  8. terrible rumors
  9. Stolen Vehicle...
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Your next flight
  2. funnies
  3. Todays Press Release From The Church Of Chuckles <adult>
  4. A Passengers Reservation
  5. Shipwrecked!!!
  6. Doctors Orders
  7. The Ribbon Salesman...[Adult]
  8. Distraught
  9. Leftovers, anyone?
  10. Hospital visits
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Jewish woman <Lang>
  2. Things You Should Know <adult, off.>
  3. 15 Favourite Bumber Stickers.....
  4. His vacation
  5. End of the World
  6. The Putt <adultish - groanerish>
  7. Ben and Luke
  8. Keeping Insanity In The Workplace
  9. Insurance Anyone? [Adult]
  10. Getting old - not sure its funny
  11. Riding a bike
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Giving New Life
  2. Whats In That Bottle?
  3. It Could Happen.....
  4. At the Convention.....[Adult; strong language]
  5. Moses
  6. Pauly, the chicken farmer
  7. The Blind Date
  8. Ollie
  9. try and get pregnant &lifes journey
  10. The global economy
  11. Small town life
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Biggest Lies In The World
  2. EXPOSED !!!
  3. DID YOU KNOW???
  4. Thoughts
  5. Law and Disorder...
  6. bar joke (Possible offensive to Blondes)
  7. Hiking <morally wrong>
  8. Fallen!
  9. Marketing 101
  10. Nude painting
  11. Redneck Billy Joe Bob <adult>
  12. Dream machine
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Old Age
  2. GOVERNMENT INITIATIVE
  3. Andy Rooney.....One Of My Favourites...
  4. Necrophilia [Adultish]
  5. At the Wailing Wall...[Language]
  6. <No subject given>
  7. Irish Humors
  8. Delicate Operation <adult>
  9. BOB THE MAILMAN
  10. Daily thoughts
  11. Fury
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Ever Wonder Why Insurance Rate Increases Are High???
  2. Its Just A Precaution....
  3. Sad News
  4. Beagle Probe Held Hostage
  5. Saddam
  6. Stevie Wonder Golfs With Jack Nicklaus
  7. Sherlock Holmes... [Adult]
  8. Canadian TV
  9. Daisy Chain? Ill show you a Daisy Chain!!!
  10. A cold walk home
  11. T-Shirts -&- Buttons -&- Bumper Stickers < Adult at Times >
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Colder N.....
  2. Navajo female wisdom
  3. Career Ambition...
  4. Smiles.....
  5. The True Stella Awards
  6. Designated
  7. Pet Diary
  8. For sale - West Virginia
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Bumper sticker
  2. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles <adult>
  3. Feelings <Adult>
  4. Deep Thoughts For The Week
  5. How come .....
  6. Doctor Doctor [Sick humor]
  7. Practitioners
  8. MJ Q&A <off. to Michael Jackson fans>
  9. Children.....
  10. At the Pearly Gates
  11. Dear Dog and/or Cat:
  12. t-shirt slogans
  13. Martian Airforce denies UFO crash
  14. Coast Guard
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. Redistricting
  3. As Ive Matured.....
  4. The IRS and a Rabbi [Some adult language]
  5. You Can Help Prevent Mad Cow Disease
  6. Low in Calories
  7. What She Learned During Her Twelve Months At Victorias Secret
  8. The Marine and the Girl
  9. dating service
  10. Sexually active city
  11. The Cause Of Arthritis!
  12. U r my SALvaTIon lar ioet
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Over 50.....
  2. State Of The Union Scorecard
  3. Costume Party... [Adult]
  4. A letter to Tide detergent
  5. T-Shirts -&- Bumper Stickers
  6. Rhyming
  7. And the Stupidity Goes On......................
  8. Dog for protection
  9. Units of Measure
  10. burp
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. LOVE
  2. THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY.... <sorta adult... but arent!>
  3. Sex and Food....
  4. Next step in retirement.....
  5. Charges
  6. Meal At McDonalds
  7. The Whole Lot
  8. New System
  9. Only a Few Years Ago
  10. Music festival
  11. True Stella Awards #45: The 2003 Winners!
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Loyalty Has Limits
  2. Top Kitchen Fixes For Computer Glitches.....
  3. Buying condoms <adultish>
  4. Billions
  5. bottom line <adult>
  6. BIRD WATCHING
  7. Spelling
  8. Child Support Agency Forms
  9. Newlyweds...[Adult]
  10. aHaaaHAA!!!
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. DEBATE
  2. Smiles.....
  3. Wooden Spoons
  4. Kid funnies (mostly oldies)
  5. A.A.A.D.D.
  6. Favorite Hymns
  7. Fast Thinking
  8. Warning! Labels enclosed. <humor>
  9. Murder <adult>
  10. more fast thinking
  11. P*o*r*n without guilt
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. SOTU
  2. A Non-Atkins diet weight loss plan [Adultish]
  3. Phallic Symbol...[Adult]
  4. What Does Love Mean???
  5. Finger
  6. SIGNS SHE IS BORED IN BED:<Adult>
  7. Stopover
  8. Jocks
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Misunderstanding at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. Pizza
  3. Golf Jokes
  4. One liners....[Adult Language]
  5. Vocabulary With Little Johnny
  6. Speaking In Different Tongues.....
  7. Rules For Being A Good George Dubya Republican:<off to republicans>
  8. Estate sale
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush To Spend On Training
  2. Lifes Imponderables.....
  3. Attack Dog Shopping...[May be offensive to lawyers]
  4. His cleaning bill [Adultish]
  5. Hungry?
  6. Herpes
  7. Battle of the sexes
  8. dog show
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Women.....one of the better ones...
  2. Gimme That Old-Time Religion
  3. The Patriots...[May be offensive to religious]
  4. Right brain; left brain
  5. NEW PASTA DIET
  6. contribute
  7. Embarrassing Moments
  8. Church quickie
  9. In honor of Black History month ? (May be offensive to blacks)
  10. Grandmas big bang
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. MARS PROBE
  2. A Couple of Smiles.....
  3. Light bulbs for the church...
  4. Life 102
  5. Are You Eating Genetically Modified Food?
  6. Warehouses?
  7. Bath <adult & off to cath.>
  8. THIS AINT ME SO DONT GO MANIC..BUT I STILL VALUE BOOGERS=NO CALORIES
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Overweight Aliens
  2. Academy Award Nominations
  3. Dog Quotes -- A Few I Havent Seen.....
  4. Have you seen my wife? [Adult]
  5. Three wishes <possibly sexist>
  6. The top ten reasons for being an Alto
  7. We Had...
  8. Birth control pills for granny
  9. short ones <adult & lang>
  10. Advancing age
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Campaign Dirty Tricks
  2. Male/Female Comprehension.....
  3. Fly At the Lake...[Adult]
  4. Bubba
  5. Why are so many Americans Overweight?
  6. Husband and wife <adultish>
  7. Widower Lawyer
  8. ISNT IT NICE THAT SOMEONE CARES
  9. For the older woman
  10. An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
  11. The fence
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Collectibles
  2. Your my Beer Buddy
  3. Roadside signs from years ago
  4. SIGNS YOURE AN OVERWEIGHT COP
  5. Ruminations
  6. Smiles.....]
  7. How To Dress When Youre Over 50...
  8. Another Study
  9. Old Ladies <adultish>
  10. Some anti-male humor
  11. Mammogram
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