The Humor List Postings for December 2003

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:36 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. WMD / WAD
  2. Fw: FOOTBALL
  3. Holy Water....[may be offensive to religious and Catholics]
  4. Scotch and Water
  5. A well trained dog
  6. Rune-sore-bees! May I hepjew?
  7. From British Newspapers
  8. Santa Letter Generator
  9. Christmas Tip
  10. Master and slave
  11. 01 December 2003 - Christmas Lights Day
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. "We toured the catacombs and tombs," said The Old Perfesser cryptically.
  2. MEN ARE LIKE .........
  3. Mistaken Idenitity
  4. New Hampshire Episcopalians....[may be offensive to gays; Christians; et al]
  5. And, hes gonna be a doctor!
  6. BUSH
  7. The feminist
  8. Really Ugly
  9. Christmas Fairies
  10. Ninety-year-old
  11. Traffic Report for November 2003
  12. Top gun
  13. Reindeer (slightly feminist)
  14. Advertising
  15. 02 December 2003 - National Cookie Cutter Week <Poss. Insulting to just about anyone>
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Mistakes
  2. Dogs Rules For Christmas
  3. Surprise
  4. A Real Night Out.... [Adult]
  5. Michael Jackson Jokes
  6. Oh Little Maxed Out Credit Card
  7. Talking with our children
  8. fairy tales&value
  9. Rumsfelds ramble
  10. Lesbian Joke (may be off. to lesbians)
  11. 03 December 2003 - Potato Introduction Week
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Maam?
  2. You know youre a red neck.....
  3. Seminar
  4. The sneeze
  5. Christmas Memos
  6. Visiting
  7. Perfect
  8. Santas letter
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Still Looking....
  2. Men Strike Back.....
  3. The parrot and the bulldog
  4. Psychiatrist.... [Adult]
  5. How many did she have?
  6. 24 Hour Service
  7. Santas Pick Up Lines
  8. Set in Stone
  9. Fill the house<adult>
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. POWER
  2. You May Be From Florida If...
  3. Comsumer goods
  4. The Best Resignation Letter Ever.....
  5. Can you name these Christmas songs?
  6. Newlyweds... [Adult]
  7. Warning <adult>
  8. Hobby
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. Yummy
  3. Male bashing
  4. Christmas Fruit Cake Recipe
  5. The New Father....
  6. Watching TV & Eating Peanuts.....
  7. Office conduct during the Christmas season
  8. Chicago area Barbies (offensive to Chicagoans and others)
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Stud
  2. More technological bias
  3. True Typo Story
  4. FLU SEASON
  5. For Those Who Enjoy the English Language.....
  6. A farewell wish...
  7. Patience is a virtue... <Adult>
  8. Medical Testing
  9. Specialty Clothing Shop
  10. Made in Israel
  11. Pungent minefields of canine excrement
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. "We toured the catacombs and tombs," said The Old Perfesser cryptically.
  2. New Terror Threat
  3. A good laugh
  4. 1776
  5. Wanted
  6. Heights...[Adult language]
  7. blond on train<adult&lang>
  8. Food Quotes.....
  9. Simon and Garfunkel
  10. Ole Spot
  11. 10 December 2003 - Party And Celebrate Day
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. "F" <adult>
  2. In a trance.....
  3. The joys of chat rooms <adultish>
  4. Hodge-Podge
  5. Santa Is A Woman
  6. Hillbilly Bride...
  7. car sales<adult>
  8. Britains Bad Sex Award
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Endorsement <adult>
  2. Reindeer Facts......
  3. The religion of your bra
  4. Hunters.....
  5. Church Bulletin Bloopers <some old, some new>
  6. A Guys Gotta Do What A Guys Gotta Do
  7. And, in fairness, a rebuttal, cause Santa Is A Man
  8. xmas jokes
  9. Cockroach
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. YOUR HELP IS NEEDED!!
  2. Green eggs and What??
  3. Love & Marriage.....
  4. A new Holiday classic
  5. Profiling
  6. Memory <adultish>
  7. Smart Kid!
  8. night before Christmas <adult&lang>
  9. Valet parking service
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Secret Message
  2. Favorite movie rentals for the Chanukah holiday vacation
  3. Payback is a bitch [Sorta adultish]
  4. Anger Management.....
  5. Signs Your Kids Dont Like Their Christmas Presents
  6. ~A Well Planned Life~
  7. Gife wrap
  8. Decorating the lawn
  9. Perceptive Drunk...
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The 12 Days of Christmas in Cajun Country
  2. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Politically correct (I hope) seasons greetings
  4. What do you do for Christmas
  5. Good Excuses <Adult>
  6. Chanukah Songs that Never Quite Caught On.
  7. The Monk.....
  8. The Top 15 Reindeer Games
  9. Store Santa
  10. AGREEABLE
  11. Lost and found
  12. Nursing home humor
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. GOTCHA!!!!
  2. A current events twist on Psalm 23:
  3. Christmas carols
  4. A Little Christmas Poem
  5. stamps for Xmas
  6. Santa clause
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Twelve Step Internet Recovery Program
  2. "Ill try and dig it up for you," The Old Perfesser said gravely.
  3. Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus.....
  4. Virility... [Adult]
  5. Santas complaint [ADULT language]
  6. Hello, From Santa
  7. Bears
  8. eggnog
  9. Celibate
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. due diligence at best (possibly offensive to Bush supporters)
  2. CLEAR INBOX
  3. Do You Fear What I Fear?
  4. Smiles.....
  5. Oops.... [Adult]
  6. A second chance
  7. What Else?
  8. Why are we still there?
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. From Your Pets <adult>
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. Marriage....
  4. Grandmas boyfriend
  5. Things you can say at Christmas.....
  6. Elf Pick-up Lines
  7. A carry-on
  8. quickies<adult>
  9. Last Kick at the Can
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Deck Your Own Freakin Halls <offensive to certain non-Scrooge types>
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. SADDAM IS HISTORY.....
  4. Pragmatism
  5. The Honeymoon... [Adult]
  6. Holiday Musings
  7. scare-mongering <lang>
  8. My biggest surprise
  9. Tips for the Holidays
  10. If Santa Had a Disability by Sharon Wachsler
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Helpful
  2. Finish?
  3. Warning Labels
  4. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  5. How the Angel got atop the Christmas Tree <annual posting>
  6. The Holidays
  7. The Alphabet of Aging
  8. Redneck Starfleet Captain
  9. Loudest
  10. church<adult>
  11. Company Christmas Party - Part 1 of 2
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A REAL HOLIDAY GROANER...
  2. Sunday Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. Rejected Nursery Rhymes
  4. Pet lovers manifesto
  5. Rules For Christmas Eating.....
  6. Company Christmas Party - Part 2 of 2
  7. Christmas Party~Letter of Apology!!
  8. Joy to the World, We Got Saddam!
  9. Classified Ad
  10. Reindeer facts
  11. Name That Christmas Carol + the correct answers
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Riddles
  2. Letter to Santa...
  3. Youths understanding of love
  4. Federal Government.....
  5. Christmas Present?
  6. Sex<adult&lang>
  7. Mail Man <adult>
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. "All right, honey, I *did* get you a gift!" said The Old Perfesser presently.
  2. An Arkansas Night before Christmas
  3. Radio! [Adult Language]
  4. California
  5. Pine sap transfusions could save your Christmas trees life
  6. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  7. Special Day
  8. Flavor From The Holidays
  9. job application
  10. Layoffs
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Twas the Night before Christmas
  2. The First Christmas Letter
  3. Twas The Night Before Christmas (As charted by the medical profession)
  4. OLD AGE IS NOT FOR SISSIES!!!
  5. Octopus [Adult Language]
  6. A Politically Correct Christmas
  7. The Cajun Night before Christmas <A repeat posting>
  8. day after Xmas letter<adult & lang>
  9. Failing at living
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. HOLIDAY EMAILS - Seasons Greetings to All!!
  2. Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Chanukah,Holidays
  3. Merry Christmas
  4. A recipe for the Holidays
  5. Merry Christmas, Legally Tendered
  6. blond
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Things *NOT* to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:
  2. HEALTH CARE
  3. Things to ponder <groaners>
  4. Groooaan!!!
  5. Choices
  6. One Day After Christmas
  7. The Saskatchewan Cow Story.....
  8. Dentist<lang>
  9. How To Tell If Youre A HIGH-TECH REDNECK
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. SICK
  2. The little boys new bike [ADULT language]
  3. Blonde Farmers
  4. Drink Milk For Health.....
  5. Shopping
  6. Documentary<adult& lang>
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Many Are Called,...
  2. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. The NAB before Christmas
  4. A Couple of Jokes
  5. We Knew What She Meant <adult lang>
  6. clock
  7. Dog letters to God
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Multi-Cultural Ethnical Gibes And Jestings <adult, off.>
  2. Call ===> 266-419
  3. Blondes
  4. Uff-Da: Dem compooters
  5. Smiles.....
  6. EPA Needed
  7. Problem Solved! <Adult>
  8. "Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?"
  9. Beer Troubleshooting Chart
  10. Fried mushrooms
  11. New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep...
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Shes Probably Right
  2. A Few Jokes
  3. North and South in the U.S.
  4. Little Known Illnesses
  5. Off The Corner!
  6. Cooking Terms.....
  7. FINALLY A CHAIN LETTER THAT I LIKE! [Adult Language]
  8. dogs watching humans<adult>
  9. FREE MARKET
  10. Morale
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. New Years Eve Day
  2. Air France
  3. Dont drink too much tonight!!!
  4. New Years Wish
  5. A Letter Of Apology.....
  6. For Those Who Enjoy Language
  7. Scottish
  8. Boarder wanted
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