The Humor List Postings for November 2003

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. His retaliation
  2. CORRECTION
  3. Laws of Parenting
  4. Halloween groaners
  5. Shipping Manure.....
  6. 88,000
  7. Hurting Mommy
  8. 01 November 2003 - U.S. Weather Report Day
  9. Traffic Report for October 2003
  10. Waiting...
  11. Mission to Mars
  12. Parachute
  13. My retirement program
  14. airlines
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2nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Parable at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. Senior citizens
  3. New Medications for Women Only
  4. The Frustrated Attorney.....
  5. The Turtle...[Language]
  6. Parrot
  7. Ten Things a Cat Thinks About
  8. November 2, 2003 - All Souls Day
  9. Unclear on the concept
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3rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Sadly....
  2. Weimaraner
  3. The recovered mental patient.....
  4. Redneck news [ADULTISH]
  5. Oh...those Irish.... [Language; may be offensive to Irish]
  6. Hurry Up and Wait
  7. 03 November 2003 - NATIONAL HOUSEWIFES DAY
  8. sex in the worst way
  9. Background checks
  10. In Days of Old When Knights were Bold <adult>
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4th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. "How come my clock only makes tocs?" asked The Old Perfesser mystically.
  2. Smiles.....
  3. Redneck Haiku
  4. Proper Attier
  5. Jewish Holidays... [Adult...may be offensive to Jewish]
  6. The sign
  7. Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-qualified.....
  8. Doggy Promises
  9. Scottish <adult>
  10. Closed roadways
  11. 04 November 2003 - Celebrate Your Honeymoon Day <Adult>
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5th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Can You Help Me?
  2. The wisdom of women in todays world
  3. Raisin Bread...[Adult]
  4. You Really Should Go Out To Eat When.....
  5. Spot!
  6. The cow from Minsk
  7. camping is fun
  8. Let he who is without sin cast the first throne.
  9. 05 November 2003 - Pope Day/Guy Fawkes Day/Gunpowder Day
  10. Sesame Street
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6th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. BOYCOTT
  2. The Temp... [Adultish]
  3. Smiles.....
  4. The monsters
  5. Hes a Texan [ADULTISH]
  6. Money Trouble
  7. Two Jokes
  8. 06 November 2003 - Marooned Without a Compass Day
  9. Is It ... ?
  10. Men Put Downs
  11. The dangers of bread
  12. Airport security
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7th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. TeeVee Snooze
  2. Good advice
  3. Happy Birthday... [Adultish]
  4. Fear
  5. A Belated Halloween Story
  6. So whats the problem?
  7. Smiles.....
  8. 07 November 2003 - National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day
  9. Gems to take with a grain of salt
  10. Theyre Clear!
  11. Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters
  12. Neuken Doe Je Zo
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8th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. COMPUTERS
  2. Her new parrot
  3. Sports
  4. A Little Cop Humour.....
  5. Cats... [May be offensive to government employees]
  6. Earl Gray Tea
  7. Important Announcement
  8. 08 November 2003 - Abet and Aid Punsters Day
  9. fascinate
  10. Call
  11. A FOREST STORY
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9th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. TIME OFF
  2. lIBERALS, cONSERVATIVES, AND REDNECKS: A Comparison
  3. Earl And The Cop
  4. The Angels Question
  5. Medical Terms.......
  6. Another Viewpoint...
  7. Things you dont want to hear at a Tattoo Parlor
  8. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  9. Rice and beans
  10. 09 November 2003 - Paul Is Dead Day
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10th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. bungee-jumping
  2. Bad Beer <adult>
  3. The Hitman [Adult]
  4. Urgent Proposal <out there>
  5. The joys of language
  6. 10 November 2003 - U.S. Marine Corps Day <Some Adult Language>
  7. The Baby
  8. wife
  9. OLD
  10. Many Os
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11th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. His piece of cake
  2. Things I Would Like To Say But Dont.....
  3. "I unclogged the sink with a vacuum cleaner," said Lt. O. Perfesser succintly.
  4. Are All Athletes Dumb?
  5. Cleaning Tips
  6. Farmer On Trial
  7. November 11, 2003 - Veterans Day
  8. Armistice Day
  9. Ministry<off to religous>
  10. Im overworked...
  11. The last time I saw Paris
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12th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. His banjo
  2. Thou Shalt Not...
  3. ETERNAL TRUTHS.....
  4. Curtis Sr., Curtis Jr. and Curtis the III
  5. Happy Anniversary
  6. Feeding Chickens
  7. Forgiveness
  8. Pregnant
  9. True Tombstone Inscriptions:
  10. Rules of Life
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13th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Love is ...
  2. Cruel and Inaccurate
  3. We Must Stop This Immediately!
  4. New 2003/04 Classes For Women.....
  5. Conan OBrien <Ofensive to Religiously Sensitive // Adult>
  6. 13 November 2003 - Death And Taxes Day <ADULT LANGUAGE>
  7. Eye Doctor
  8. flies
  9. Three degrees of involvement <adult>
  10. Easter bunny
  11. Fill up with Gas! <adult>
  12. Hillary
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14th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Favorite Movies of Substance Abusers
  2. 2adult<kang&off to nuns&michael jackson>
  3. Hes A Saint!
  4. Poetry in Motion... [may be offensive to blacks]
  5. HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL.....
  6. Dead Donkey
  7. 14 November 2003 - Prince Charles Birthday <Mild Adult Language>
  8. Salute
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15th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Time For A Change
  2. Quotes
  3. Do you want to dazzle or baffle?
  4. New Workplace Words.....
  5. The Difference Between Northern And Southern Football Part 1 of 2
  6. Parish Priest
  7. 15 November 2003 - Marriage Versus Money Day
  8. The Top 13 Signs Your Guardian Angel Doesnt Like You
  9. Hello
  10. I Have a Drug Problem
  11. Signs
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16th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  2. The view of Senior ladies
  3. The Difference Between Northern And Southern Football Part 2 of 2
  4. Humorous Quotes attributed to Voltaire
  5. First Prize!!!
  6. 16 November 2003 - Applesauce Motorway Day <Poss. offensive toward men>
  7. Moods... [Adult]
  8. men
  9. Witness for the prosecution
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17th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. The jokiest joke of all jokes
  2. PARKING
  3. Pirate Pick Up Lines.....
  4. FYI....
  5. Star Trek -- Probably Not Direct Quotes
  6. Shaved By Grace
  7. 17 November 2003 - Homemade Bread Day
  8. The yellow flower
  9. Romantic Sentiments
  10. Sports humor
  11. Playing chicken
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18th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. CPAs
  2. "Look out for that bird!" yelled The Old Perfesser, ducking.
  3. POEM FOR SENIORS.....
  4. Finally, an explanation!
  5. Convert...[may be offensive to Jewish]
  6. What If The Peanuts Gang Grew Up?
  7. 18 November 2003 - Mickey Mouses Birthday <Adult Theme>
  8. School sex education<adult>
  9. Comin for to carry me home <Adult>
  10. Starfleet Captain Redneck
  11. Dance recital
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19th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. The Pinkie Press has an explanation for everything
  2. Threat
  3. THINGS THAT WE SHOULD ALL OBSERVE.....
  4. Another Drink? [Adult]
  5. Candles <may be off. to the religious>
  6. Anti-Counterfeiting Program
  7. 19 November 2003 - National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
  8. vasectomy <adult&off to Arkansawers>
  9. The curse
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20th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. xmas shopping for women hints<adult>
  2. Rural wisdom
  3. Gone Fishin
  4. Negative Influence <off. to homos, poss. jews too, & probly you>
  5. POLITICAL ECONOMICS 101.....
  6. A Thanksgiving Divorce
  7. Got to be sure...
  8. 20 November 2003 - Great American Smokeout
  9. Depression: Some advice
  10. Aloof sheep
  11. Words women use
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21st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. See A Thanksgiving Movie -- Coming to a Theater Not Near You
  2. California Debt
  3. Lifes little truths.....
  4. New Drink...
  5. High school alumni relations
  6. How Pauly missed the signing of the Magna Carta
  7. Points to Ponder
  8. 21 November 2003 - Casino Fire Day <Adultish>
  9. The Newlywed<very adult>
  10. The Mule
  11. Honeymoons over <some foul language>
  12. The Bs of old age
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22nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Bald Guys Pickup Lines <adult>
  2. Caught in the Stampede
  3. Do-It-Yourself Home Security
  4. His mail order
  5. Theology
  6. Training gigolos
  7. I was wondering...
  8. 22 November 2003 - Habitat For Humanity International Day
  9. A History of Thanksgiving
  10. Sure-fire Pick-Up Lines.....
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23rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Show Your Passport <offensive to the French, hopefully>
  2. Todays Press Release From The Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Things Mom Taught Me
  4. Why men are such happy creatures
  5. Obituary (Offensive to Bush Republicans)
  6. As I Mature.....
  7. 2 <adult&lang.>
  8. Michael Jackson....[adult; may be offensive to MJ fans]
  9. A Couple of Jokes
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24th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Knock Knock <adult>
  2. Returning from a business trip... [Adult]
  3. Mike Jackson
  4. The golfer
  5. The Bride
  6. Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 21) - 9th sign of the Zodiac
  7. What you must believe to be a republican.
  8. Taxing situation
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25th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. "Im not going to eat any more of those pastries," The Old Perfesser declared.
  2. Republicans
  3. Furniture
  4. The Gardener...
  5. This & That.....
  6. Is it worth it?
  7. Im Glad I Picked You
  8. 3 thanksgiving
  9. 25 November 2003 - Old Maids Day (Poss. offensive to Men)
  10. Mom
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26th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Traditional Thanksgiving
  2. Thanksgiving
  3. Holiday Renamed
  4. Let me get you a drink....
  5. What not to do at a LOTR:III movie
  6. Why do men die first???
  7. The Night Of Thanksgiving
  8. 26 November 2003 - Pre-Turkey Day
  9. Thanksgiving Jokes
  10. Its really a crying shame.....
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27th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. How to Baste Your Bird
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. The Triple Tester Test
  4. Ode To Thanksgiving Turkey.....
  5. Things That Sound Dirty at THANKSGIVING, But Arent...
  6. 27 November 2003 - Thanksgiving Day in The U.S. (Turkey Day)
  7. 2 cats<adult>
  8. A Doctor Advises.... <Adult>
  9. She cant say no
  10. The Day after Thanksgiving
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28th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Sleepless Nights
  2. Dog Pet Peeves.....
  3. Jacko
  4. Friends
  5. 28 November 2003 - Black Friday
  6. WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX<adult>
  7. Politeness in bed [Language]
  8. Twas The Night After Thanksgiving
  9. Warning to Golfers.....
  10. Sunrise, sunset
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29th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. New Attacks
  2. YOURE AT A REDNECK WEDDING IF,,,,,,,
  3. Cats And Teenagers
  4. Redneck Engineering
  5. The Elephant Trunk.....
  6. Thanksgiving meal 2003
  7. presents for the youg ones&poem
  8. Earl and the Cop....[Adult]
  9. Interruption
  10. 29 November 2003 - True Love Day
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30th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Euphemisms For Impotence <adult>
  2. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Cajun humor [Adult language]
  4. Problems of a Healthy Diet
  5. Simple Equations.....
  6. Who says theres no free lunch?
  7. The Sign
  8. Noahs Ark.... [Adult]
  9. 12 Days cajun
  10. 30 November 2003 - Perpetual Youth Day
  11. Youth
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