The Humor List Postings for October 2003

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. ENTER NOW AND WIN!!!!
  2. a blonde
  3. Top 50 Oxymorons
  4. Teaching Math.....
  5. THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1 5
  6. Noise <silly>
  7. Floss Plants
  8. The Cannibal Feast <Adult, Sick>
  9. CitiBank
  10. WOeman TELLme 1 mo time U POSTED THIS JUST LAST week & Ill....
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. motorcycle factoid <offensive to HOG members>
  2. Farmyard Noises <adult>
  3. Smirks.....
  4. Commuter Plane....
  5. Her funeral
  6. In the desert <Adult>
  7. Advice for the young bride <long, but inspirational>
  8. French Restaurant // Albert Einstein
  9. Following Persons
  10. history lesson
  11. The Top Ten Tips For Avoiding Leaks Of Sensitive Information By Frank J.
  12. Memories
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Smiles.....
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. Looney Laws
  4. What was his name?
  5. Advice for the young groom <fictional, but equally inspirational>
  6. U.S. Coast Guard pilot
  7. Food Spoilage Test
  8. archaeologists <lang&adult>
  9. Computer dating service
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Cashless Society
  2. Do you REALLY want to be removed from the list?!?!?!
  3. Traffic Report for September 2003
  4. PNN Breaking News
  5. Fire!
  6. Lock Your Doors [Adultish]
  7. Car Problem
  8. jumper for a chicken
  9. Tears
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  2. The Welsh Have Always Been Fond of Sheep <Adult, off. sheep>
  3. Lawyers!!!
  4. small collection
  5. Final Exam
  6. Foreign Currency [may be offensive to Asians]
  7. Calif. recall sampler
  8. how you detect a mental deficiency
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Little Pauly strikes again
  2. New Sport?
  3. The Truth of the Internet
  4. The Arabs have always been fond of camels (Adult; off. Arabs, camels, houris, & maybe God)
  5. The King and the Princess... [Adultish]
  6. The Afghan quarterback
  7. Keep Fit For Nuns <Adult, off. religious>
  8. If By Mistake
  9. funnies<adult&lang>
  10. Tough Teacher
  11. Ahnole Speaks
  12. Thats service
  13. Japanese Products <------> English Translarion // +
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Little Pauly at school
  2. Dear Mr. Editor
  3. Only If Its A Good Looking One... <Adult>
  4. From Texas [kinda adultish]
  5. The Ramblings of Steven Wright
  6. If AOL were a City
  7. Callowfornia News Special Retort: The Candidates Final Words
  8. Why Women are Crabby:
  9. An NRA recruit in the making
  10. Kindergarten for me
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. METAMORPHOSIS OF A MEDICAL STUDENT
  2. Weapons Development <poss. off.>
  3. Mushroom Joke
  4. New warning alcohol warning labels
  5. Guy Talk
  6. Senior Citizens Bus Trip <not a T.O.P. joke>
  7. TELEPHONE POLE INSTALLERS
  8. Memories <Adult>
  9. The devout cowboy
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. degree in Agriculture
  2. First Official Act <adult, gropinatin>
  3. Texas Psychology
  4. Who cried?
  5. Texas A & M Prof
  6. Very, very silly...<Adult>
  7. Modern Day Barbies
  8. CHATTER.....
  9. Afganie Americans <off to afghanistans>
  10. The Puzzle
  11. Imagine
  12. Space // Dinner // Traditions // Time
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Had A Little Too Much....
  2. Smiles.....
  3. Duh!!!
  4. Poetry...[Adultish...]
  5. Cows
  6. Endangered Species
  7. <No subject given>
  8. A few random thoughts
  9. Beethovens beguiling Bordeaux
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. From This Weeks Gossip Columns:
  2. Start as you mean to go on <Adult>
  3. American Football
  4. Is there a Dr Phil for cats?
  5. Too Funny.....
  6. A Riddle for You................
  7. English!!
  8. Warning!!!!
  9. Proposal
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Your Ebonic word for today
  2. The Consummate College Recipe!!!
  3. Sex & Halloween
  4. Todays Lessons at the Church Of Chuckles
  5. Ever Wonder???
  6. Salesman
  7. you might be a red neck 2003
  8. Short and sweet
  9. Best Friends <Adult>
  10. Texan Vacation...
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. His money strategy
  2. Seen On The Net...... ARNOLD!!!! <adult>
  3. Halloween
  4. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  5. I Believe
  6. Damn! <language>
  7. Husbands ! <Adult off Welsh husbands>
  8. The Earthquake... [May be offenseive to Americans]
  9. Obey
  10. Affair
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. "All I ever do is work," The Old Perfesser droned.
  2. The talking clock... [Adult language]
  3. Biblical history
  4. French Words.....
  5. Newspapers
  6. Incapacitated
  7. Wisdom
  8. Dalmatians
  9. helen keller<off to women>
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Cooler Heads...
  2. The Disease...
  3. Eight
  4. Toothbrushes [Language]
  5. Dating vs Married
  6. Onions & Christmas Trees.....
  7. Stuttering [Off. to those with speech impediments]
  8. Rabbits and wolves
  9. Story about a popular young Rabbi
  10. The Lawyer <adultish>
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Novak Takes a Leak <adult>
  2. THE CHURCH GOSSIP
  3. Good News Bad News
  4. The speed of sound
  5. BOOK TITLES
  6. Doctor, Doctor
  7. Are Doctors Dangerous?
  8. Riches <Adultish>
  9. Horse<lang>
  10. How to get into heaven?
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. get into your pants<adult>
  2. More Book Titles and Authors
  3. KARAOKE
  4. Top 10 Signs Youre Too Old.....
  5. Shakespeare Explained...[Adult]
  6. Slightly used...
  7. Pallbearers <off. to happily married, language>
  8. Ghost Photography
  9. Dai Dragon <Adult, off all races except Welsh>
  10. Vacation
  11. Take my pistol, please . . .
  12. Whizzinator
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. I Cant Complain,,,,
  2. Mens rules
  3. Seen On The Net...... RUSH!!!! <adult>
  4. So Poor
  5. Sunday School Class.....
  6. If Only I Had Tigers Length....
  7. The drop
  8. References
  9. heart attack
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The 13 days of Halloween
  2. Sunday Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles
  3. THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR AT A TATTOO PARLOUR
  4. The Buddhist and the Dentist
  5. Random Thoughts.....
  6. The Truth?
  7. Play review
  8. q&a<adult&lang>
  9. Her clarification
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Planning a Vacation?
  2. Kids Voices.....
  3. Live to be 80!
  4. Telephone Answering Machine
  5. Customer Orders
  6. Dragon<adult>
  7. Its good to be a man!
  8. Words of wisdom
  9. Late-Braking News: Virginia Beach
  10. Directions
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. "Why is the telephone cord always tangled?" asked The Old Perfesser coyly.
  2. Foddie One-Liners.....
  3. Her Cajun diet
  4. Smith and Wesson
  5. Lesson One...
  6. Getting Social Security
  7. Special Delivery <Adult>
  8. What Women Can Get Away With
  9. Short-term disability
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bad dog?
  2. 22 October 2003 Worlds End Day <Adultish>
  3. SHARK!!!!
  4. This and That.....
  5. Rumored Corporate Mergers
  6. The Lawyer
  7. Joesph
  8. Groaners <mauronic>
  9. Color Test
  10. Quickies & q&a <adult&lang>
  11. Chopsticks
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Are you educated or experienced?
  2. GUYS SUCK<lang Adult>
  3. Legal Bill
  4. The Wall [Language]
  5. RUSH
  6. 23 October 2003 - Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) <ADULTISH>
  7. Down On the Farm <Adult>
  8. Collateral
  9. Castaway
  10. Navy vs. Marines
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Ah, Men!
  2. "Oh....Tell Me You Didnt Say That!"
  3. If Only....
  4. A Fairy Tale For Todays Woman... [Language]
  5. Rye Bread <Adult>
  6. Like father, ...
  7. How Ya Feelin?
  8. Diverse It Is, Diverse It Gets
  9. nymphomaniac<adult&lang>
  10. 24 October 2003 - UNITED NATIONS DAY <Possibly insulting to all nationalities>
  11. No subtlety
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. News Bulletin <adultish>
  2. Quotes
  3. Is Anybody In The World Serious? <adult>
  4. Welfare... [Adult Language]
  5. Corporate America
  6. Overheard ...
  7. What Did You Do All Day?
  8. 25 October 2003 - National Magic Week (Oct 25th - 31st)
  9. FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX<adult&lang>
  10. Sex Drive
  11. Holidays In Wales <Adult>
  12. AWOL
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. QUOTES
  2. Bill
  3. Joke Or Truth???
  4. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  5. Costume Party
  6. Things Are Not Always As They Seem... [Adult]
  7. 26 October 2003 - Gunfight at the OK Corral
  8. The Burglar
  9. handyman <Off to religous>
  10. Water water everywhere...
  11. Lost and found
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Good News?
  2. Three Stories.....
  3. Retirement Home [Adultish]
  4. Dear Sir <Off. to the religious>
  5. The female pharmacist [Adultish]
  6. Israel
  7. What Children Have Learned
  8. WHY A BOTTLE OF WINE IS BETTER THAN MEN
  9. Law office
  10. How to tell the sex of a fly
  11. 27 October 2003 - Navy Day
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Only in America!!!
  2. "Theres a danged insect in my French cheese!"....
  3. The Benefits of SEX!!! (Oh YEAH!)
  4. The Nun
  5. 28 October 2003 - Airplane Baby Day <Adult Activities>
  6. Cold Cream
  7. Transylvania...
  8. Two Iraqi families [Off. to Iraqis, Language]
  9. Fundamental Economics --will offend Bubba
  10. Sardonic Perspective
  11. Anger management
  12. Differences between Movie College and Real College
  13. Hand-to-hand combat
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Hails Victory
  2. A Couple of Smiles.....
  3. 5 Signs Were Getting Far Too Lazy:
  4. Halloween Thoughts...
  5. Diets
  6. Pregnancy Q+As.
  7. How Would She Know?
  8. 29 October 2003 - 29 October 2003
  9. Tailgate
  10. A real groaner
  11. A short good one
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Pun Intended.....
  2. War On SPAM
  3. My aunt
  4. Jesus and the Computer... [JIC...may be offensive to religious]
  5. Goodnight Kiss
  6. Downright Cheerful
  7. How To Install New Software
  8. Kiss from a Nun
  9. dress size& golf
  10. 30 October 2003 - Cabbage Night
  11. Old Research <misspelt language>
  12. Water buffalo
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. His hospitalization
  2. HALLOWEEN
  3. Air Force Training Exercise // SONGS
  4. The Newlywed...[Adult]
  5. Too old for???
  6. At The Zoo <Adult>
  7. 31 October 2003 - Halloween <ADULT>
  8. Halloween Dance
  9. date
  10. Ungodly U.S. import
  11. Good dog!
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