The Humor List Postings for September 2003

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Guys
  2. That movie
  3. His hospital bill
  4. The Last Rites <may be off. to the religious>
  5. How Many...?
  6. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
  7. Golfing buddies
  8. The Nuts...
  9. Universal Truth
  10. Internet is like a penis
  11. Using the cell phone
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. No Nursing Home for me!
  2. "Its twelve noon," The Old Perfesser chimed in.
  3. Golfing Is Good For Your Health...
  4. Stevie and Tiger
  5. Bulwer-Lytton (Bad Prose) contest 2003
  6. three for the price of one
  7. Faith
  8. Government Announcement [Adult]
  9. Punishment
  10. ole&len<adult>
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Brand-New Pontiac
  2. A Real Stinker.....
  3. Eh?
  4. Politically Correct Statements
  5. Sounds O.K. to me...
  6. At the Clinic
  7. Warning for Men
  8. Female Definitions
  9. Rumsfeld: HELP! Iraqi cheering crowd REALLY overwhelming!
  10. Sadie & Yetta
  11. Payback<adult>
  12. Smelly
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. You Dont Even Need Lessons!!!!
  2. read em fast..THEN u can proceed to hiss
  3. A Salesman
  4. Factoids.....
  5. Matzoh Balls [Language]
  6. Native American Wisdom
  7. Communication breakdown
  8. In the Bedroom <Adult>
  9. You Know The Honeymoon Is Over When...
  10. The 10 what?
  11. Antiques
  12. More handy household tips
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Q & A <adult>
  2. A Lesson To Be Learned.....[Language]
  3. Where indeed?
  4. Quotes
  5. Origins
  6. Seeing the Doctor <Adult>
  7. in the hospital
  8. Thoughts
  9. Bush Sunday Address on Iraq (off. to Presidential addresses, as always)
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Erma was a wise lady
  2. Attorney
  3. I Want You!
  4. A Chicken Joke.....
  5. Road Map
  6. The buzzard, the bat, and the bumblebee...
  7. Huh?
  8. 30,000
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bud and Lou in todays world
  2. Smiles.....
  3. Signs Your "Baby" Is Too Old For Breastfeeding
  4. Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid...
  5. Traffic Report for August 2003
  6. texans<adult & off to tex &bush fans
  7. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  8. My advice: Practice putting
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. All In A Name
  2. Marriage tips for the ladies
  3. An Urban Legend Gone Haywire...
  4. NURSING HOME.....
  5. Reasons why Harleys are better than women <sexist>
  6. If Only It Was Always This Easy!
  7. Historical Footnote from the Wild West
  8. lightning.<adult>
  9. Dinner Party
  10. Treasury Dept. Recalling New Mississippi Quarters
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes
  2. "I brought home dessert," said The Old Perfesser piously.
  3. A blondes new dogs
  4. Courtesy... [May be offensive to the French]
  5. Because Im A Man.....
  6. Mess <sexist>
  7. Retarded Grandparents
  8. Back To School
  9. funnies<adult&lang>
  10. Marriage Seminar
  11. Training
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Ponder This!!!!!
  2. Denis Leary
  3. Anyone??? You??? <prob. off>
  4. The Doll <Adult>
  5. The Wicked Witch of England
  6. Five reasons... [ADULTISH]
  7. Fashion Faux Pas <clean, but "out there">
  8. Lets face the music of Gdansk!
  9. How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
  10. Something to Offend Everyone
  11. orange juice cartons<adult>
  12. The Ugly Joke
  13. 4-year old logic
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Candid Interview
  2. The Proctologist [language]
  3. For Men Only.....
  4. Quotes
  5. Bluenecks
  6. Free samples
  7. A Fool For A Lawyer
  8. bad day<adult&lang>
  9. WHATTAUSAY
  10. On Facing the Music, Part II
  11. Black Boy
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Jay Leno
  2. Inventor
  3. This just in... [kinda adultish]
  4. Questions about Canada.....
  5. A Morning Poem [Language]
  6. Pauly & The Genesis <possibly off. to the religious>
  7. Parody: Romeo & Juliet Internet Version
  8. Malapropisms
  9. Happy Birthday H.L.!
  10. widow and widower <adult>
  11. Medical Sex Facts<Adult>
  12. Football Season
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Old and Alone
  2. Her eyesight [ADULTISH]
  3. Home Ownership.....
  4. Raednig is esay
  5. Perks of being over 50...
  6. When they came for....
  7. The Champ
  8. Down in the Dumps<Adult>
  9. Situations Hallmark does NOT cover
  10. The Cure <Adult, off. religious>
  11. Sense of humor
  12. A/C [ all from Taglines Galore ]
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. What you will find when you seek a new job
  2. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Getting Old
  4. A Few Smiles.....
  5. Fleas Fly.... [Adult]
  6. DARWIN AWARDS FOR 2003, part a
  7. you might be a Mexican<off to Mexicans mabe>
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Moving
  2. Whats his problem?
  3. Highly Illogical...
  4. Driving in Dallas
  5. Wifes Birthday
  6. Ruthie and Golda <learn about HERPES>
  7. Memorial Stone
  8. DARWIN AWARDS FOR 2003 , part b
  9. Prayers.....
  10. senior couple
  11. Signs That You Have Nothing To Do At Work
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Administratium
  2. "Im not sure about that Heisenberg feller..."
  3. A Couple Of Items.....
  4. The Luck of the Irish?
  5. Whodunit?
  6. The Match
  7. Is THAT How They Got The Name??
  8. Little Pauly On Getting Older
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Smiles.....
  2. These two Drummers walk past a bar.....
  3. The top ten complaints of dogs
  4. PHILANTHROPY
  5. Father and Son
  6. This is weird
  7. The Amazing Brain
  8. homosexuality<adult&lang>
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. "Bother," said Pooh.... <adult>
  2. Dining out
  3. Cant Take It With You.....
  4. Amish Newlyweds [Adultish]
  5. waiter
  6. Divorce Grounds
  7. Fathers Of 1900 vs Fathers Today
  8. Little Maurys Logic
  9. funeral <lang>
  10. Blue Steel <Adult>
  11. Big boy!
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Shelley Winters
  2. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  3. Sports quotes
  4. LEARN YOUR STATE MOTTO
  5. HURRICANE NEWS
  6. What Was She Thinking?
  7. Little Lester gets an F <f-word>
  8. dyslectic and anorexic
  9. Well, Upun my word!
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons to love Kids
  2. Her gift
  3. Top Ten <adult>
  4. This and That.....
  5. The Last Rites
  6. Little Jim and the Big Words <adult>
  7. NEW AUTOS
  8. spanking
  9. Single life
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Explaining why women are so crabby!
  2. Press Release From The Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. The Wisdom Of Age, The Folly Of Youth...
  4. ,,,Two Can Play That Game + Two More
  5. Humans and Orgasms
  6. Bend It [Adult]
  7. Children after 35 <a groaner>
  8. Chinese Wedding Night<adult>
  9. Callowfornia News Special Retort: The Candidates Speak
  10. New home
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Guaranteed Wake-Up
  2. The "F" word - Thematically adultish
  3. 1903...One Hundred Years Ago....
  4. your reputation
  5. Little Pauly Tells All <f-word>
  6. Cheater!!
  7. A prostitutes nursery rhyme<adult&lang>
  8. Bush Lays Off Congress
  9. Underperformance
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Rim Shots, Please
  2. Some of Sadaams kinfolks
  3. "Im going to be teaching again soon," said The Old Perfesser with class.
  4. Tashlich
  5. What A Dad!!!
  6. Fathers Lexicon
  7. Perhaps Astrology Influences English Rather Than Behavior
  8. The Senior Olympics?
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The point system for men
  2. Golf.....
  3. New Federal Court Ruling <adult, poss. off.>
  4. Helping Hand.... [adultish]
  5. Correction
  6. Row, Row, Row Your Boat (The American Way)
  7. Bush launched a PR campaign< Off to bush supporters>
  8. Linguistic Hegemony can be such a Fleeting Thing
  9. Handle Your "Bizness" <adult>
  10. THE MONASTERY STORY
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Metaphor
  2. CIVIL war RECuriting {aDULLt}
  3. TOP 10... <adult>
  4. Signs Your Wedding Day Isnt Going Well <adult>
  5. Silver Wedding <Adult>
  6. Taxes
  7. As Ive matured, ...
  8. Social Science <adultish, sexist>
  9. Hotel Soap - Part 1 of 2
  10. Maury and Pauly go to the doctor
  11. Cajun ghost story
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The World Needs A New Weapon,
  2. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY!!!
  3. Bagels... [May be offensive to Germans]
  4. Cockroaches
  5. Hotel Soap - Part 2 of 2
  6. The Mole Family
  7. Word play
  8. Senior Fashion Does & Donts
  9. Hospital Food
  10. Four guys
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Send Em Out
  2. Men!
  3. PNN Breaking News
  4. You know youre from Iowa if,,,,
  5. High Holidays
  6. Fashion sense
  7. A BILLION
  8. Obituary
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Prayers
  2. ARAFATS CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
  3. TIB BEE DOUGH (teeny weeny off to gay)
  4. Some Things To Think About
  5. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles <DEFINITELY blasphemous, adult>
  6. Hi Tech [Adult]
  7. Doing It<adult>
  8. Father-son bonding
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. S * P * A * M
  2. Shut ma mouth!
  3. Adult Community
  4. Intelligence Test.....
  5. Thank-You Notes
  6. Executioner Gets Choked Up Over Job
  7. Elephant &Irishman
  8. Bull <Adult>
  9. Sea World
  10. "Mature" humor
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. What Gender?????
  2. "Ive become much bigger," said The Old Perfesser with a groan.
  3. Linguistics
  4. Last Wishes
  5. Female golfing terms <sexist>
  6. Flea Trip
  7. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
  8. Things I learned since hurricane Isabelle
  9. First anniversary
  10. Wisconsin inventor maimed <humor>
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