The Humor List Postings for August 2003

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Proud Papa!
  2. FRIDAY ~ August 1st ~ National Golf Month
  3. ,,,Jimmy in Japan
  4. Shining Example
  5. The Vet
  6. Some More Blonde Jokes.....
  7. A bear story
  8. Websters
  9. Problems being Old
  10. Tonsilectomy
  11. Sweets
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Conan
  2. A personality test
  3. Word Lovers.....
  4. Traffic Report for July 2003
  5. E-mail Facts Of Life
  6. Imagine. . .
  7. A Lot of Kids
  8. Saving The Lawyer<off. to lawyers(maybe)>
  9. SATURDAY ~ August 2nd ~ Gambling is Dangerous Day <ADULT!!>
  10. CLASSIC HOPE(S):
  11. Keeping It Neat
  12. Doctors vs. Guns (Offensive to Doctors)
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Chemistry Humor
  2. The new priest [mildly adultish]
  3. YOU KNOW YOURE FROM CHICAGO IF. . .
  4. Child Psychology
  5. Profound Axioms.....
  6. Wes Sergeants Now... <adultish>
  7. Getting even
  8. Todays Lessons at the Church Of Chuckles
  9. SUNDAY ~ August 3rd ~ Sisters Day <ADULT>
  10. WARNING
  11. Qusai and Odai <American sports>
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. 5 Short Ones
  2. political definition <off to most>
  3. At last....a new approach to health and nutrition...
  4. Do you have a beer belly?
  5. Thats Not Right!!
  6. So Broke <oldies>
  7. MONDAY ~ August 4th ~ Champagne Birthday <ADULT>
  8. Everything I Needed To Know In Life I Learned From A Jigsaw Puzzle
  9. Quantum Theory<language>
  10. Profound Axioms.....
  11. The Breaststroke
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. One Sentence Each
  2. Top 10 viagra advertising slogans <Adult>
  3. A morning problem
  4. A Bit Of Patience.....
  5. The Monkey
  6. Late night observations - Iraq and Bush
  7. From My Daddy
  8. PlayGirl Rejection Letter
  9. King Arthur
  10. Believe It Or Not!!!
  11. Dubyas Poetry <off to Bushies>
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. TUESDAY ~ August 5th ~ Damn the Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead Day <ADULT>
  2. Things That Are.....
  3. Final Exam <adultish>
  4. A polar bear in a bar
  5. Such A Waste
  6. Yoga
  7. Billingsgatry: An old word ripe for revival
  8. Is Texas Hot?
  9. Senior Exercise Program
  10. The "WILD" party. (Sexual content) Possibly offensive to Georgians
  11. Feng shui
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Things You Didnt Know.....
  2. Son of a beech....<adultish>
  3. A Little Voice
  4. Divorce
  5. Incapacitated
  6. Lord of the Rings <a major groaner>
  7. Caught Ya!!!
  8. The Date
  9. Kentucky Baptists Gathering at River.(possibly offensive to Kentucky Baptists)
  10. THURSDAY ~ August 7th ~ Life on Mars Day
  11. defense attorney &police officer
  12. Quiet please
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Chris Rock Quote
  2. The Whys Of Men.....
  3. New York Deli
  4. The divorce attorney
  5. Coffee
  6. Too Much TeeVee
  7. A Genie Gives
  8. Workers Compensation
  9. Love and marriage
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. FRIDAY ~ August 8th ~ Odies Birthday
  2. Tattoo <adultish>
  3. The tourist [Adultish]
  4. Fiddle Dee Dee!!! <adult>
  5. Should We?
  6. True Southener
  7. vagina lips <adult>
  8. SATURDAY ~ August 9th ~ Smokey the Bears Birthday
  9. Passion for writing
  10. Todays Advertisement at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A good question [Adultish]
  2. The Interview.....
  3. Typical!
  4. Lions eat anything <another groaner>
  5. english
  6. No News is Bad News
  7. The Study of ,,,
  8. Watch what you eat (really offensive to the sensitive of stomach)
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Cant Get Over The Bridge
  2. The talking dog
  3. Cats.....
  4. One Too Many
  5. Humor <offensive to lawyers>
  6. Hearing Aid (Everybody loves Pauly)
  7. Mens room chat
  8. The Long Sleep
  9. POLITICALLY CORRECT<off to arabs>
  10. Overwhelmed
  11. "Ive never had an accident," said The Old Perfesser recklessly.
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Instructions.....
  2. Domestic trouble
  3. What Am I?
  4. Double standard <language - expletives not deleted>
  5. love handles<adult>
  6. Funny short quotes
  7. organ donor
  8. Switch to chicken
  9. Dress Up Day <sorta adultish, in a childish sorta way>
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Prayer.....
  2. Are you over the hill?
  3. Trial Strategy
  4. Wishful Thinking?
  5. A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Quebecker <Perhaps offensive to Canadians>
  6. Senior thoughts (Not a T.O.P. - inspired joke)
  7. Brain Cramps old but funny
  8. I Suppose it was inevitable: The Nigerian Scam Evolves
  9. Israel
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Spells that Work!
  2. Things Kids Say.....
  3. Clinton soup
  4. BIRD WATCHING
  5. Waiting At The Airport
  6. Song Rewrites
  7. Quips <oldies>
  8. Green Bay Packer Fan Jokes <offensive to Minn and Ill>
  9. George W Bushs Resume
  10. Real Women vs the Ladies
  11. TAKING DICTATION
  12. The Four Jewish Brothers
  13. Domestic tranquility
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Worlds Worst Jobs.....
  2. This Little Piggie
  3. A Cajun - Gator fight story [Some Adultish language]
  4. Shoe Obsession Disorder
  5. Summer Romance ... <language>
  6. Viagra
  7. Where I Was When The Lights Went Out
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. ONE POINT OF VIEW
  2. You work in Corporate America if...
  3. An oldie (Irish)
  4. Eves Mate.....
  5. Jim & Edna
  6. Hello...Hello...??
  7. Rules For Entering Texas
  8. <No subject given>
  9. Waiting In Line
  10. About my own mortality
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. HMOs
  2. "Top 10 signs that you are in the wrong church"
  3. A Seafood Contest.....
  4. Signs Evil Forces Are Trying To Get You
  5. Picture this.... <may be offensive to Clinton fans>
  6. Billy Connollys "14 things I hate about everybody" <expletives censored>
  7. confession<off to catholics>
  8. Manure mail
  9. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles
  10. Quarter
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Well Meet Again
  2. Characteristics of the Geriatric crowd
  3. The Jewish Fire Dept. [language]
  4. Loss of voice
  5. Working With Idiots Can Kill You!
  6. Pillowtalk
  7. married for two weeks<lang>
  8. Theory & Reality <Adult>
  9. And still another Irish joke
  10. Fire
  11. The MAWS and Victorias Secret
  12. Signs
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. "Mmmmm, I love sweet ptaters," The Old Perfesser yammered.
  2. Story Time
  3. DOG DICTIONARY
  4. THERMOMETER.....
  5. Saddams family
  6. From The Bible
  7. Family Business <Adult>
  8. how do I know if I have a virus&eagle
  9. A letter from camp
  10. Incident
  11. The Guide
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Close Shave!!
  2. Oxygen Mask.... [Adultish]
  3. The golfers sons
  4. Dear Diary.....
  5. A bump on the head
  6. Cajun humor
  7. Funny Signs
  8. old people pick up lines
  9. Our Future
  10. Wisconsinites
  11. Recovery
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. I Aint Feelin Too Good
  2. The New Doctor.....
  3. Whatll you have?
  4. Tonsilectomy...
  5. The Phone Call
  6. On A Walk
  7. Dear Abby <adult>
  8. Dental hygienist
  9. Boudreaux Goes Fishing
  10. Senior Moments
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. John Stewart quote
  2. Its Legal In Canada!!!
  3. Coffee.....
  4. What is a friend?
  5. You Smell Good... [Adult Language]
  6. 30 things youll never hear a woman say <sexist>
  7. Signs Youre Getting Old
  8. Dating <very off. to women&enthic>
  9. Robotics
  10. Some new medications
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. With an Accent,,, <suggestive>
  2. Gotta Go!!!
  3. The Ostrich.....
  4. This is NO Bull!!!
  5. Miracle of Toilet Paper
  6. Cruise Ship
  7. Going up
  8. RV
  9. What gender is "computer?"
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Tech Support:
  2. Pussy.....
  3. Daisy
  4. Pumpkin Patch [Adult Subject]
  5. Political Science
  6. q&a<adult>
  7. From the technologically challenged
  8. Assumptions
  9. Todays Mail at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Statistically Speaking.... <adult>
  2. Wha?
  3. The Color of Panties [Adult]
  4. Its a squirrel!
  5. Colonoscopy.....
  6. From Lifes Little Lessons
  7. The penis <adultish>
  8. government announcement<adult>
  9. The doilies <humor>
  10. Giving a lift
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Flea Market Find
  2. "I used to teach at a university," The Old Perfesser professed.
  3. The visitor
  4. The Pope.... [may be offensive to religious]
  5. Top 10 Pick Up Lines.....
  6. Once again, College Football is here again (offensive to alumni)
  7. check up <off to jewish or women>
  8. Future Cornellian?
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Colorful....
  2. Smiles.....
  3. Strut Your Stuff
  4. Florida...
  5. The meaning of "service"
  6. Interview
  7. Theory & Reality <Adult>
  8. three tickets to Pittsburgh <adult>
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Leno, Conan, Jon Stewart
  2. fwd: CHAIN MAIL BE DAMNED!!!!! <adult>
  3. A Few Things.....
  4. Good exercise...
  5. The HMO
  6. Temptations <Adult>
  7. First school play <language>
  8. Interesting Quote
  9. The Sore-Tale Irishman (Adult)
  10. Newly wed advice!!!
  11. at the dentists
  12. Ageing - what a joke!
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. New Fifers Beware
  2. Uh-Oh!!
  3. Chessy One-Liners.....
  4. Herpes...
  5. Is Reincarnation Real?
  6. Why you shouldnt send Chain Letters
  7. Details
  8. Parents! <Adult>
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. California
  2. If Dogs Sent Letters To God...
  3. The Druggist
  4. HEADLINES
  5. Matt, Larry and George
  6. The Present...
  7. Home Remedies
  8. Two guys in a supermarket
  9. The ant and the grasspopper
  10. Tree experts
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Moon
  2. Todays News at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. A blonde football fan
  4. Idle Thoughts
  5. Vocabulary Lesson [Adultish]
  6. Smiles.....
  7. Renovations
  8. Airplane Conversation
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