The Humor List Postings for July 2003

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. "Sorry About This...
  2. Recruits...
  3. More nuggets of wisdom
  4. Golf Balls.....
  5. Folksy advice
  6. I Want Another Opinion
  7. Would you remarry?
  8. Dust to dust
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. $20
  2. Students
  3. Small Town...<strong language>
  4. Babe-Raham Lincoln.....
  5. Women!!!
  6. Golfing in the old age <clean, pathetic>
  7. Cant Cook <adult>
  8. Two shots
  9. Groaner: Panda Bear
  10. Tests Of The Ancients <adult>
  11. The Proud Papa <offensive to murderers>
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Mislabeled
  2. Just Thought Id Share...
  3. Marriage
  4. Out of the mouth of kids <off to John Ashcroft >
  5. 4th Times A Charm
  6. A Lesson in Worms
  7. The Complaint... <may be offensive to little people>
  8. Classes for Men
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. A laugh is a smile with fireworks!
  2. Wal-Mart Application.....
  3. FIREWORKS
  4. Advice for the ladies
  5. Camping
  6. Obtaining Inner Peace...
  7. Crabs <Adult>
  8. Top 10 Spins on Lack of WMD Evidence (off to Bush, Saddam)
  9. Authentic Psychological Test
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont work too hard!
  2. Inner Peace.....
  3. Chess Story
  4. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
  5. More Classes For Men
  6. Lucky Norwegians <off to norw>
  7. Local Celebration
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quoting Scripture
  2. In the dentists office [ADULTISH]
  3. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  4. Apples... <strong language>
  5. More "Do I look Fat" Responses
  6. From The Mouths Of Babes
  7. Traffic Report for June 2003
  8. Farmer and The Salesman
  9. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles
  10. Culture
  11. SENIOR CITIZENS
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. 4 Quotes
  2. Sister
  3. Rejected US Army Slogans <adultish>
  4. Boudreaux, the Cajun, finally goes to church
  5. Top 10 Caddy Comments.....
  6. Computer Problem Report Form
  7. Understanding Engineers
  8. Join the club<adult>
  9. Grading Sex <adult>
  10. traffic stop <blonde joke>
  11. Doga
  12. "The eclipse is starting," said The Old Perfesser darkly.
  13. Hi, Ensign
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Grandmotherly advice
  2. If Dogs Sent Letters to God... <may be off to religious folk>
  3. Inner Peace.....
  4. Chinese restaurant <clean - again!>
  5. Forgive Me Father
  6. Faithful dead
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Priceless......
  2. Farmer! Farmer! <adult>
  3. Working For the Government <may be offensive to gov employees>
  4. The pastors salary [kinda adultish]
  5. Baby Name <body part almost mentioned>
  6. You Know Youre Hooked When...
  7. One week at the European Union Kindergarten <Eurocentric>
  8. The Ten Rules of Housekeeping
  9. Citrusy fragrance
  10. Cheap Car
  11. EUROPE <----> a Conan quote + Taglines
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Visitors Guide to Birmingham, Alabama, USA
  2. A Bible Sales Person.....
  3. Join the club <adultish>
  4. For the Anglophile in you
  5. The parrot <slightly blasphemous>
  6. Little Johnny Answers The Teacher
  7. two nuns
  8. The Coffee Shop
  9. Unclear on the concept
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Oh, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
  2. Sherlock
  3. Diary Of A Newlywed Bride.....
  4. A thin ladys quote
  5. ILLEGAL POEM <off to Pakistanis>
  6. Marriage Is ...
  7. MAMMOGRAM<adult>
  8. Pet rock
  9. Basketball in Heaven
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids!
  2. If You Cant Beat Em......
  3. What is a Dog?
  4. What Are You???
  5. Morris and Esther
  6. Relations <mildly adultish>
  7. PERFECT JOB
  8. Joke - Lightest Item in World <adult theme>
  9. Copies
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED:
  2. The doctors
  3. Where?
  4. Lady vs Woman
  5. SUNDAY ~ July 13th ~ Bottled Beer Day
  6. The Picture.....
  7. Q&A <a groaner>
  8. ladys prayer
  9. Cruise control
  10. Todays Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles <adult, prob. blasphemous>
  11. AIDS
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Q & A <adult>
  2. Job Description.....
  3. New Company Program - S.H.I.T. <language>
  4. Mouse taste
  5. Hospital
  6. MONDAY ~ July 14th ~ FBI Spy Day
  7. The philosopher
  8. Public safety
  9. For Sale
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Invasion finally on solid justification (off. to Bush, as usual, adult lang.)
  2. "Oh sheesh, I think Im impotent," The Old Perfesser said softly.
  3. The last child support payment
  4. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  5. sandles
  6. TUESDAY ~ July 15th ~ Cigarette Warning Day <Adult>
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Top Favorite Movies of Cannibals
  2. A Memo from Management <adult>
  3. Promises...Promises....
  4. WEDNESDAY ~ July 16th ~ Kissing Ban Day
  5. This reminds me - I need to get my oil changed...
  6. Musical terminology
  7. Tales of the wierd - Hunting for Bambi
  8. red RED
  9. cell phone
  10. The Church Service
  11. Candy
  12. Entrepreneurs
  13. Todays blessing
  14. Winners of 2003s Washington Post Style Invitational
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Pearly Gates <adult; language>
  2. Pro Sports vs. Golf - An Interesting Read...
  3. Alternate Word Definitions - Washington Post
  4. Texas.trooper
  5. THURSDAY ~ July 17th ~ Goat Suicide Day
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Football
  2. The Vet
  3. Three Little Pigs.... Brooklyn Style! <may be offensive to Italians>
  4. Only In Canada, eh?
  5. A fly story [Adult language]
  6. Dear Friend <off. to Nigerian scammers>
  7. before it starts<lang>
  8. FRIDAY ~ July 18th ~ Great Fire of Rome Anniversary
  9. Dubyas Birthplace <off to Bushies>
  10. Weakly Politics <prob. blasphemous>
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Surprise
  2. A follow-up to the Washington Post readers contest
  3. Tech Support Q&A
  4. Im not messing with the Sex Fairy! <adult>
  5. SATURDAY ~ July 19th ~ Dont Ask, Dont Tell, Dont Persue Day <ADULT>
  6. Inflaming s e x u a l passions
  7. Golfers
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. That Annoying Hack
  2. Clocks.....
  3. SUNDAY ~ July 20th ~ Unassisted Human Flight Day
  4. Stupid Facts...
  5. Talking Frog
  6. Motherhood
  7. Im Gonna Be Late Because...
  8. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles
  9. Hot soup
  10. Love: Before and After
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Yo Momma <adult, off. to Yo Momma>
  2. Bear in the Bar...
  3. Your cultural history update for the day...
  4. The blonde computer user
  5. Idiots Day, Can there really be people like this out there...??!! <Offensive to the mentally challenged, if they understand it>
  6. MONDAY ~ July 21st ~ Take a Monkey to Lunch Day <ADULT>
  7. Last Minute Gift
  8. grannys a contortionist<adult&lang>
  9. The Sunbather
  10. Mind your knitting
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Understanding Engineers - another point
  2. Inventions
  3. "I know who turned off the lights," The Old Perfesser hinted darkly.
  4. Curtains.....
  5. SPREAK FUZZYY ..Smile Floggy..whoops FOGGY >adullt<
  6. If God Were a Woman.... <may be offensive to religious folk; language>
  7. On the golf course
  8. Hurricane Prep
  9. real man test<off to gays>
  10. TUESDAY ~ July 22nd ~ Rat Catcher Day <Offensive towards ethnic group of your choice>
  11. Stock options
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Two-Line Cat Jokes....
  2. Secret to a Happy Marriage.....
  3. FAST!!!!
  4. The ministers mail
  5. SIGN POSTED AT LOCAL GOLF CLUB...
  6. Some four-by-twos
  7. Life in LA
  8. Snow White
  9. lesbian jokes <off to lesbian?>
  10. Another Culprit <off to Bushies>
  11. Play-Doh
  12. Ad in an Atlanta Newspaper..
  13. Lusty Limericks <adult!>
  14. more Football
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. WEDNESDAY ~ July 23rd ~ Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
  2. Sometimes, the blonds are males
  3. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  4. Amazing Conclusion...
  5. Rude Parrot
  6. Wal-Mart
  7. Smokers Warning
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC
  2. <adult> You Know Youve Had A Good BJ ...
  3. This & That.....
  4. The Flight Attendant <language; may be off to Canadians>
  5. A redneck story
  6. Coffee Drinkers<Adult>
  7. The BRIGHT side!
  8. Just Killed The Pig
  9. FRIDAY ~ July 25th ~ Rain of Black Worms Day
  10. windows
  11. 2003 UF Football Scouting Report<off to football players>
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Package Delivery
  2. Is There A GOOD Doctor In The House??
  3. Life Explained.....
  4. For your culinary enjoyment...Good and Evil...
  5. Do Not Disturb!
  6. How many?
  7. SATURDAY ~ July 26th ~ U.S. Postal System Birthday <ADULTISH>
  8. Having Children
  9. How very true!
  10. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
  11. Responsibility
  12. Church bulletin fun
  13. Aassisted Living Center
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Dietitian Speech
  2. Kiddie church
  3. How True.....
  4. Sara Pipalini... <may be offensive to religious folk>
  5. SUNDAY ~ July 27th ~ National Parents Day
  6. The Victim
  7. Bark
  8. Todays Lessons at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman...
  2. Hitting The Right Note
  3. BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL HUMOR
  4. Three Blondes...
  5. Its Time to Diet & Exercise <sexist>
  6. Got Time?
  7. Hesalth Care FAQs
  8. Not So Young Anymore...
  9. couple of old guy funnies
  10. Rare
  11. "I just love fairy tales," said The Old Perfesser grimly.
  12. MONDAY ~ July 28th ~ Coffee Rationing Ended
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Half Billion Years
  2. Memories???
  3. On Vacation....
  4. Something
  5. The Blondes Revenge
  6. How much do you love your job?
  7. Futures market for terror attacks
  8. New Teacher
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. TUESDAY ~ July 29th ~ NASA Birthday
  2. New government lotto (apologies to families of 9/11 victims)
  3. Pleece
  4. It was raining... <adultish>
  5. New Drugs for Women <sexist>
  6. Quotable Quotes.....
  7. Top 10 Management Styles
  8. His will
  9. A Few Too Many... (adult)
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. If Dogs Bought Bumper Stickers
  2. First Day of School
  3. Coffee Anyone???]
  4. Toothbrush Sales
  5. One heck of a headache
  6. What he does for a living
  7. Conjugal Rights
  8. Ice Fishing Story ...
  9. THURSDAY ~ July 31st ~ U.S. Patent Office Birthday
  10. Revenge is Sweet
  11. 1-2-3-4
  12. Captive audience
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