The Humor List Postings for June 2003

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:35 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. At the Pharmacy <adultish>
  2. The better answer
  3. Unusual Test Answer
  4. SUNDAY ~ June 1st ~ Zoo and Aquarium Month
  5. Resume attachment
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2nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A Better Solution
  2. College Entrance Exam Essay
  3. The bussard, the bat, and the bumblebee
  4. Goldie
  5. MONDAY ~ June 2nd ~ Presidential, White House Wedding (1886)
  6. War and hygiene
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Wi-Fi-Enabled Toilet <bathroom humor>
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3rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. TUESDAY ~ June 3rd ~ Teacher Thank You Week
  2. "I dont work here on a regular basis," said The Old Perfesser casually.
  3. A Love Story Revisited.....
  4. Girl talk
  5. Murphys Laws For Law Enforcement
  6. redneck vasectomy
  7. Umbrella
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4th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Blind Psychic <anatomy>
  2. Just A Short Note <adult>
  3. A message from Saddam [Adultish language]
  4. Lutheran Squirrels.....
  5. WEDNESDAY ~ June 4th ~ Old Maids Day (Maybe Offensive to Younger Women>
  6. whale<adult>
  7. Murphys Laws of Computing
  8. Pop Culture and _identity_.
  9. Airport check-in
  10. ,,,Public School
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5th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. As Seen On TeeVee
  2. Two Jews...
  3. Native American
  4. My Resume.....
  5. THURSDAY ~ June 5th ~ Teton Dam Collapse Day
  6. Fun Facts about Americans - Part 1 of 2
  7. Lost keys
  8. HEY, NURSE!!!!!
  9. ,,,Computer Savvy
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6th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A Few Jokes
  2. 103% (adultish)
  3. [Fwd Beer Warning!!!
  4. Your Government at Work
  5. FRIDAY ~ June 6th ~ Donut Days
  6. Fun Facts about Americans - Part 2 of 2
  7. CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
  8. Deputy Doo-Doo
  9. Jumping Jehosaphat!! <adult>
  10. Obnoxious Customer
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7th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Golfing Salespersons
  2. Todays Blessing.....
  3. SATURDAY ~ June 7th ~ Chief Seattle Day
  4. An explanation
  5. Its a bird
  6. Estrogen Issues
  7. Sunday Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  8. Pregnancy Q&A
  9. Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?
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8th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Sling
  2. Golfing.....
  3. Kentucky Love Poem
  4. Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
  5. Doctor Alert
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9th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. SUNDAY ~ June 8th ~ Festival of Mens <Sexist and Sexual>
  2. Long term effects of drugs
  3. IF,,,,,,
  4. So Slow
  5. Another Terrorist......
  6. Friendship
  7. Internet Help
  8. MONDAY ~ June 9th ~ Book of Common Prayer Day
  9. A Handy Guide for Men
  10. Operation Innocent Images
  11. Deli
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10th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. "Ive an urgent appointment," said The Old Perfesser in Russian. <adult>
  2. Smiles.....
  3. Lipstick
  4. Ruthie and Bridge
  5. The Horth <adult>
  6. TUESDAY ~ June 10th ~ Mourn Your Money Day
  7. New backpack
  8. Guess
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11th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. WEDNESDAY ~ June 11th ~ National Email Week <ADULT!!>
  2. ADIOS!!! <adult>
  3. Classified Ads.....
  4. History class <moronic>
  5. Liar!
  6. rooster<adult>
  7. Drivers license
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12th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. For Fathers Day....
  2. Golf.....
  3. The bathing suit - buying, that is
  4. Is God?
  5. An African in Paris
  6. British Jurisprudence; Exported
  7. Drawing blood
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13th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Bubba and Clem
  2. sanitary you-know-what <adult item>
  3. Dont Say It!!! <ethnically off.>
  4. A Few Smiles.....
  5. The good job <practically clean>
  6. FRIDAY ~ June 13th ~ Friday the 13th
  7. The Execution
  8. Tornado warning
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14th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Designer Boutique
  2. Speaking Of Which.....
  3. To Be 6 Again.....
  4. Traffic Report for May 2003
  5. Bigger
  6. Ten Things a Cat Thinks About
  7. tired of male bashing?<off to women>
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15th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy Fathers Day
  2. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Best Of Seinfeld.....
  4. A Tribute To Dad
  5. The Drunk
  6. question
  7. So I didnt get the job?
  8. Callowfornia News Special Retort: $40B Deficit & Racial Mascots Act
  9. SUNDAY ~ June 15th ~ Fathers Day
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16th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. S T O P
  2. Eleanor Roosevelt quote
  3. Lipstick
  4. sunburn
  5. Class reunion
  6. "English" Signs Found In Asia
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17th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. "What a charming doorway!" said The Old Perfesser, entranced.
  2. Life After Death.....
  3. Marriage
  4. Had to Call
  5. bad day <adult&lang>
  6. A blonde on Sunday
  7. Calif. Senate Bill 420
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18th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Computer technology as seen by those over 40 years of age!
  2. One Hundred and Fifty Years of Shame
  3. Theres a tagline for almost everything! ,,,,, <hemorrhoids>
  4. Ladies night out <adult>
  5. Ways
  6. The menagerie at work
  7. Squirrel Control<off rel>
  8. What are you riding? <humor>
  9. Health alphabet
  10. Mexican Jews
  11. Saint Patrick wanted
  12. I cant complain, but,,,
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19th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Teachers and Educators.....
  2. Clams with Really Big Parts
  3. how old is Grandma?
  4. Yard Sale <sexist, adultish>
  5. Steering Wheel
  6. why&late
  7. Waterloo
  8. Bear warnings
  9. Island of Death
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20th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Moo Juice
  2. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  3. Kids questions [Adultish]
  4. Quiet, said Pauly <clean>
  5. Whats your sign? <Language>
  6. STD???
  7. More on STDs
  8. Stretching a Dime <may be offensive to Ukrainians and Jews>
  9. Labour pains
  10. Disabled // Deformed // Wheelchair
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21st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A two coat blonde
  2. Things My Mother Taught Me.....
  3. Growing Old <not a T.O.P. joke>
  4. B E T T E R I D E A
  5. Uncommon Weather <innuendo>
  6. Wash your hands! <may be offensive to dentists>
  7. Research
  8. ALL NEW Survivor Series
  9. Bad guys never die, they just become irrelevant (off. to Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld)
  10. New Employee Rules
  11. Sunday School Storytime at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  12. Dessert
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22nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Mom is confused [ADULTISH]
  2. NO.....
  3. "I like Carnation best of all ..." <adult language>
  4. Thoughts for Life
  5. Ventriloquist
  6. Boudreaux { oldy mold Eeee }
  7. Order, Please! <clean>
  8. new pastor
  9. Tonsillectomy
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23rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Notes to the Milkman
  2. Urgent Sensitivity Notice for Americans <may be offensive to Islamics>
  3. Its pancake time [ADULTISH]
  4. Eat Too Much?
  5. Fwd: [rehu] A Dog Named Mace <irreverant>
  6. Failed Bill
  7. Groaners
  8. AJC Vents for people who enjoy their humor mild
  9. cab driver
  10. Wrong train
  11. Grand Canyon // Halfway
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24th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. "I love hot dogs," said The Old Perfesser with relish.
  2. The 25 Truths Of Life...
  3. Morty and Saul...
  4. A new coin
  5. Blonds and the Lotto <Possibly offensive to blondes and the religiously sensitive>
  6. Getting On In Years?
  7. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
  8. The next president?
  9. The Test <adult themes>
  10. Celebrating Ambrose Bierce
  11. Fart levy
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25th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Practice, Practice, Practice!!!
  2. FRANK ZAPPA + anon
  3. Magical Frog <adult theme>
  4. Drunk
  5. Dr. T.O.P. is in session
  6. How Quickly We Forget.....
  7. In A Hurry
  8. The Price of Stupidity
  9. Brains for sale
  10. Barking dog
  11. Fairy Tale
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26th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Day after Day
  2. A Day On The Links.....
  3. The Beach...
  4. Meetings
  5. Fishing With The Pope
  6. streching a dime
  7. An American in Russia
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27th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Irish DUI... <may be offensive to Irishmen>
  2. Parking Lot
  3. Jar 43
  4. Biblical headlines
  5. Options <adult>
  6. Smoking Or Non?
  7. You know you are from
  8. kosher freedom fry
  9. Meal on wheels
  10. May I Go Now?
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28th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Even giving up Parking Spaces!!
  2. paTTy caKe ...paTTy ewwww !!
  3. Science daffynitions
  4. Getting Older...
  5. Another Science Study
  6. Girlfriends Day.....
  7. liberal or conservative<off to both adult>
  8. Just Like Dave
  9. Hillary
  10. Theft
  11. Todays Lessons at the Church Of Chuckles
  12. Sols Fashion Boutique // Alan Greenspan
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29th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. These three blondes...
  2. The Affair
  3. The Texas Aggie...
  4. Summer Romance.....
  5. Wash Lawyers Mouths Out With Soap
  6. Observation
  7. How to Change a Light Bulb-Menopausal Version
  8. Youre So Punny!
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30th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. N U R S E
  2. Nuggets of wisdom
  3. Why Math Is Taught In School.....
  4. State Fair
  5. Flat Diet
  6. The Story of My Life .
  7. JUST LIKE A MAN <adult theme>
  8. Amelia the flying chicken
  9. "One lump or two?" The Old Perfesser asked sweetly.
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