The Humor List Postings for March 2003

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Terror status reduced to yellow; Ridge urges Americans to buy scotch tape
  2. Her anniversary surprise
  3. Mates
  4. Interesting Epitaphs - Part 2 of 2
  5. War Protests in Middle Earth
  6. March 1st ~ International Sisters Day <Mixed Content>
  7. Cool coffee
  8. oral activity<adult>
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Cuba and Libya Upset at Being Compared to Germany
  2. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Jesse Jackson and the Kids <Offensive to JJ fans>
  4. Whos the boss? [Language]
  5. Casualties of War.....
  6. Are You Lonesome Tonight?
  7. March 2nd ~ Dr Seuss Day (Born Mar 2, 1904 - Died Sep 24, 1991) <ADULT>
  8. Levels of intimacy
  9. Items on a Strip Club Menu<adult>
  10. Orange Alert Sirens To Blow 24 Hours A Day In Major Cities
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Duke Medical Center Offers Gift to Family of Botched Transplant Patient
  2. Thank You For Taking The Time...
  3. How to Shower Like.....
  4. Buying a Lincoln [Scatological language]
  5. Press Conference by Secretary & Deputy Secretary of Defense
  6. Is the Light On?
  7. FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN
  8. The blonde "stewardess" (Sexist, un-PC, but no "4-letter words")
  9. Wolf Blister Reports<off to Bushies>
  10. Costume
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. "Youre a sweet little lamb!" said The Old Perfesser sheepishly.
  2. Its catching.....
  3. Irish Jokes <may be offensive to Irish>
  4. Bible smiles
  5. Guest Editorial: Britney Spears
  6. Observations
  7. Terms For Termination
  8. Three strikes and youre out. (A drunk in a bar joke)
  9. Mar 4th ~ Inauguration Day
  10. fertilized egg business
  11. A Deals a Deal <adult>
  12. This Weeks News In Brief
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. My Kinda Week!!
  2. The Stella Awards.....
  3. Send in the women!
  4. Osama Turns Himself In
  5. Its a weird world
  6. Thats Daddy
  7. tourist at bar <adult&lang>
  8. Cross Breeding <offensive--contains one of Carlins words>
  9. March 5th ~ 1623, First Alcohol Temperance Laws in America
  10. Peekaboo
  11. Statement by the Press Secretary to the Christian Coalition
  12. Surprise! <body functions>
  13. Consumer complaint
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A truely Canadian apology to the US
  2. Complaint
  3. Another blonde joke <sexist>
  4. Is this really true?
  5. 150,000 Paintball Enthusiasts Now In Gulf, Awaiting Orders
  6. The value of jewlery
  7. The Dentists Request
  8. Putative Darwin Award Nominees
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Inner Peace <adult&lang>
  11. The fitness program
  12. Mar 6th ~ Ive Got a Headache Day <ADULT>
  13. This Weeks Horoscopes
  14. Coffee refill
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Earthquake Safety
  2. And The Sign Said......
  3. Stupid is as stupid does
  4. Rejected Titles for Episode III
  5. RIIA Breakthrough
  6. Intended Grandchild?
  7. March 7th ~ World Day of Prayer
  8. My boss is so sex crazed<adult>
  9. Traffic Report for February 2003
  10. French Bashing <offensive to the French>
  11. Warning
  12. Official Press Conference Transcript
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. NASCAR Hosts Pre-Race Poetry Workshops
  2. Shipwrecked <adult>
  3. Interesting Statistics.....
  4. An attempted new beginning
  5. No-go
  6. Mens guide to dating ethnic women <offensive to almost all ethnic groups>
  7. March 8th ~ U. S. Troops In Vietnam
  8. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A Benny Hill Tribute to Mister Rogers
  2. Sunday School at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. I hope you get a grin out of this one
  4. A New Holiday......
  5. March 9th ~ False Teeth Day <ADULT>
  6. Eggs
  7. cybersex<adult>
  8. Marriage license
  9. Once again the U.S. Supreme Court may rescue George W. Bush <political humor>
  10. The Adoption
  11. Cupids Dear John Letter Generator < adult >
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Nigeria Thanks U.S. Internet Donors For New Gold Paved Streets
  2. Lauras Poetry Symposium?
  3. Lifesavers....What Flavour Is This???
  4. Kids!!!
  5. The errant auto
  6. Americas Founding Fathers
  7. SOCRATES, WISE OR STUPID
  8. Temptation
  9. Oregon Metro Recycling Information hotline
  10. Play It Where It Lies
  11. short&long sentence
  12. March 10th ~ Alexander Graham Bell Day
  13. Logging
  14. Hansel and Grendel - An Olde English fairy tale
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Thousands of Iraqis Anticipate Being Liberated From Their Lives
  2. Job Interview
  3. "This is a good bra," MrsPerfesser said upliftingly.
  4. Brrrrr......]
  5. Barber Shop Politics
  6. George Ws Dog: American Inenuity (Offensive to Al quaida)
  7. March 11th ~ Eat An Apple Day <ADULT>
  8. Breaking news
  9. Bringing Religion To Bears
  10. France bashing<off to french>
  11. Instructions
  12. This Weeks News In Brief
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush To Station Half Of US Population In Gulf By Mid-Summer
  2. Picasso
  3. Call The Caterer...
  4. Arab TV Guide.....
  5. No Excuse Sunday is just four days away
  6. March 12th ~ U.S. Post Office Day
  7. Dog Problem
  8. The two robins (not offensive)
  9. More truth than poetry robbery
  10. Substitute teacher
  11. Curing erectile disfunction <adult>
  12. Statement by the President < adult >
  13. Things Youll Never Hear In A Western Movie:
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Terror Alert: New Wave of Roberto Benigni Movies on US Soil "Inevitable"
  2. Serbian leader shot!
  3. Kids Letters...
  4. Dilbert Quotes Finalists.....
  5. Boat names
  6. Smart Sailor!
  7. March 13th ~ Uncle Sam Character Day
  8. Slogans for Hooters Air
  9. Proposal
  10. Get Your Anti-War On
  11. Lions
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Missing Teen Returns Home to Get Fresh Change of Clothes
  2. Aging Wives.....
  3. This is great! <anti-French>
  4. Q & A <adult>
  5. Calling the doctor
  6. The prayers of children
  7. The Origin Of St. Patricks Day (Possibly offensive to Norwegians and Minnesotans)
  8. William Penns Mother
  9. March 14th ~ Ten Most Wanted List Birthday
  10. The first chapstick
  11. White History Year Resumes
  12. Freedom fries
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Us Invades Pakistan "By Mistake"
  2. THE YEARS BEST ACTUAL 2002 HEADLINES
  3. Reality Has Finally Set In.....
  4. The good and the bad <slightly adult>
  5. Definitions
  6. WP definitions (Some profanities)
  7. Spring Break <offensive to Amish people everywhere>
  8. A Urologists License Plate
  9. Scientists Discover Enormously Long Sentence
  10. X-ray safety
  11. A kitty cat prayer
  12. visual juke<adult>nasty>
  13. SATURDAY ~ March 15th ~ International Bosss Day Off
  14. Johnny Paycheck Cashes In
  15. If you had more Faith you could be healed
  16. Sunday Bulletin at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Disarmament Clinic
  2. Plastic surgery [Adultish]
  3. Job Dismissals
  4. I Cant Believe We Made It.....
  5. The Confession
  6. Another blonde joke
  7. Woman of the 21st Century <lang&adult&off.to women>
  8. Arkansas Love Poem
  9. Statement by the First Lady
  10. Life of Riley
  11. Highly trained parrot
  12. SUNDAY ~ March 16th ~ Fertilizer Law Day <ADULT>
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Today is St. Patricks Day!
  2. Happy St. Patricks Day!
  3. Cheering-up the Sick and Lame
  4. The Proctologists Office.....
  5. Nervous Hussein Posts Resume On Major Internet Sites
  6. Possible offensive to the aged
  7. The Engagement Ring
  8. swim suit
  9. An elderly lady
  10. MONDAY ~ March 17th ~ St. Patricks Day
  11. Hiccups
  12. This Weeks Horoscopes < adult >
  13. good news -- bad news.
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. "This meat is hard to chew," The Old Perfesser beefed jerkily.
  2. Good news bad news
  3. Hmmmm,......
  4. Seeing Eye Dog
  5. Bush: "We Mean It"
  6. An encounter between parrots
  7. the *ultimate* solution to the iraq problem!
  8. Advice to American Tourists travelling in France
  9. Wedding report on society pages (possible offence to brides)
  10. Drunk Husband
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 10 Kitchen Skills.....
  2. French intervention [Offensive to French (maybe?)]
  3. Cannibals
  4. Two dwarfs [Adultish]
  5. Report: Majority of American Women Want to be Financially Stable Fairy Princess
  6. Elephants Can Cry <adultish.
  7. LOGIC
  8. In remembrance of things we aint got no more! [Apologies to Proust :-)]
  9. 68
  10. More little phrases of wisdom
  11. Mongoose
  12. restaurant spoon
  13. Remarks by the President in Address to the Nation
  14. kids say the darndest things!
  15. March 19th ~ Pet Passport Day
  16. Compensation
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Chief Jackinov <adult>
  2. The X-rated section of a video store (adult)
  3. The eleventeenth blonde joke
  4. Jeff Bezos Introduces The Latest Earthshaking Amazon Patents
  5. Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Generator
  6. How Do They Do It?
  7. Three Ecclesiastical Faux Pas (Just Cute, Not Offensive)
  8. Truth vs. Honour.....
  9. Bush agrees to more inspections!!!!
  10. Blonde is as blonde does
  11. Parent-teacher conference
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. March 20th ~ First Day of Spring
  2. ER
  3. EMail: Sec, Homeland Defense
  4. The Arkansas quarter
  5. Germany Has Trouble Locating Jews to Blame for Economic Woes
  6. The postponed lodge meeting
  7. Saddam.....
  8. Wisconsin forever <humor>
  9. FRIDAY ~ March 21st ~ Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20) <ADULTISH>
  10. Memory Test
  11. (ARTICLE IN WICHITA FALLS PAPER BY DENNIS MILLER)
  12. Cautious and detail-oriented
  13. Another Culinary Disaster
  14. Remarks by the President in Address to the Nation
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Korea Nukes Los Angeles; White House Urges Multilateral Talks
  2. Feelin Sick? <adult>
  3. Kill Me Before I Get To This Point....
  4. Shopping at Fredericks of Hollywood
  5. The Workshop
  6. Birthdays
  7. A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:
  8. March 22nd ~ Regional Shopping Mall Day
  9. Just 2 drops of water, please
  10. Treat
  11. Sunday Bulletin at the Church Of Chuckles <off., blasphemous>
  12. A Nose Is a Nose (A guide to noses that didnt win)
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Networks Vow "War Wont Disrupt Reality"
  2. A revision of some popular songs from the past...
  3. The price of gasoline in Texas
  4. Advice To Daughters.....
  5. Flying in Alaska
  6. Rednecks Medical Dickshunary
  7. SUNDAY ~ March 23rd ~ University of California at Berkeley Birthday
  8. Compact-disc player
  9. Unpopular Blonde Jokes
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Local Family Not Ready to Fire Drifter Handyman
  2. How Small Is It???
  3. Boy or Girl
  4. News Flash!!!
  5. The all purpose excuse form letter
  6. Nasty virus
  7. Feeling Unwell
  8. MONDAY ~ March 24th ~ Make A Great Escape Day <ADULT>
  9. s&m<adult>
  10. Hi-Yo Silver!
  11. Shopping <off. to Iraqis>
  12. Remarks by the President in Address to the Nation
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. France Vetoes Chemical Weapons Find
  2. "Im never anywhere on time," The Old Perfesser related.
  3. The dangers of lozenge timing
  4. Temporary Bachelor
  5. Rattlesnakes
  6. TUESDAY ~ March 25th ~ Army Medal of Honor Birthday <ADULTISH>
  7. Jewish Dancing<off to jewish>
  8. Disturbing T-Shirt Ads
  9. FBI Wanted Poster (Possibly offensive to Small-Town Southern Sheriffs)
  10. Flipper recruited
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Struggling Retailers Launch "War Sales"
  2. A Day in the Life of a Russian Cosmonaut
  3. Pro-Life <adult, poss. off.>
  4. A Great Arm.....
  5. WEDNESDAY ~ March 26th ~ Lifeboat Patented <ADULTISH>
  6. Mid-life for ladies
  7. The Shipwreck
  8. The Right-wing Christian Dictionary - Part 1 of 2 (possibly offensive to RWCs)
  9. Presidential Dilemma <offensive to French>
  10. Remember this?
  11. Is there a poltergeist in YOUR double-wide?
  12. Part time
  13. Radio Address by the President
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Notes From An Armchair Warrior: Prelude to Battle
  2. Homeland Security question
  3. An Acute Case ...
  4. Choose your pets wisely!
  5. In the news (more relevant for Brits)
  6. Deep thoughts
  7. THURSDAY ~ March 27th ~ Drive Really, Really Fast Day
  8. The navigators answer (Possibly offensive to airline personnel)
  9. The Right-wing Christian Dictionary - Part 2 of 2 (possibly offensive to RWCs)
  10. tight skirt
  11. Iraqi Jokes <Offensive to Iraqis>
  12. Visual aid
  13. Vasectomy - <offensive to hillbillys and other Southerners>
  14. Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Enlarge Your Tax Refund Naturally!
  2. Hollands Flag
  3. Strikin Back.... Yall!
  4. Latest War Report
  5. The Rite way
  6. Good news and bad news
  7. Homesick
  8. FRIDAY ~ March 28th ~ Ambulance Service Birthday
  9. First-Aid
  10. This just in from Iraq
  11. Dessert To My Mind
  12. US Armed Forces Now Officially "Iraqi Peoples Liberation Army"
  13. Statement by the President
  14. Taxes
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Living it Up in the Last Days of Saddam
  2. "Soggy" Sweat
  3. FRENCH.....
  4. FOND MEMORIES
  5. <No subject given>
  6. Top 10 Reasons Eve Was Created <male bashing>
  7. Parking gadget
  8. Broom Factory
  9. SATURDAY ~ March 29th ~ Coca-Colas Birthday <Adult>
  10. n awful pun.
  11. unday Homily at the Church Of Chuckles <adult, prob. blasphemous>
  12. orm 1040
  13. his Weeks Horoscopes
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. C-Span To Introduce "Reality" Programming
  2. War protesters
  3. Renting Movies.....
  4. Rumination
  5. Kissing
  6. SUNDAY ~ March 30th ~ National Doctors Day (Poss Insulting to Medical Students)
  7. Its a sin <adult, off. to the religious>
  8. Treat her royally!
  9. Disk operating system
  10. Old Peoples pickup lines:
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A CNN Summary Of Events In Iraq
  2. Lusty Limericks <way adult!>
  3. Shes from Detroit
  4. IRS
  5. The Bunny & The Snake.....
  6. Did I say that (Some celebs might wish no one remembered!)
  7. Damn (Dam) Builders! Part 1 of 2
  8. MONDAY ~ March 31st ~ Cesar Chavez Day
  9. Fine cuisine
  10. U.S. Forms Own U.N.
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