The Humor List Postings for February 2003

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. France and Canada form "Axis of Unpleasantness"
  2. The newborn
  3. What Is Irony?
  4. Blame The Computer!!
  5. CPR
  6. Signs That Youve Grown Up.....
  7. Another silly logic test
  8. February 1st ~ National Weddings Month
  9. sex<adult>
  10. Hmmm... Wheres my thumb?
  11. Fold laundry
  12. State of the Union Address By The President ((( part 2 of 6 )))
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Hope (sort of) for the Red Sox
  2. Eternal truths
  3. Rodney.....
  4. In The Beginning . . .
  5. My daddys (insert mejorative phrase) than yours!
  6. February 2nd ~ Ground Hog Day
  7. Whats The Time?
  8. Measure twice, cut once
  9. A Couple of Jokes
  10. What Is Irony?
  11. Migrant Worker Family Thrilled To See Selves On Cover Of "The Economist"
  12. Mon cousin
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. United Airlines: Bankrupt but Better Than Ever!
  2. Red China
  3. The Donkey in the Well.....
  4. Survivor Texas <stereotype>
  5. February 3rd ~ Birthday of the Flush Toilet <ADULT>
  6. Whats That?
  7. IRS audit <adult>
  8. Unclear on the concept
  9. State of the Union Address By The President ((( part 3 of 6 )))
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Citing a New Era of Ecumenicalism, Jesus and Moses Smite Mohammeds Ass
  2. "Save the whales!" spouted The Old Perfesser.
  3. Thirteen Rules.....
  4. <No subject given>
  5. Your punnie for the day
  6. If Microsoft had been the first to invent books <off. to MS>
  7. Why are there so few jokes about mathematicians?
  8. Map Of Texas
  9. Classic Groaner: IMPURE MATHEMATICS
  10. February 4th ~ Lucky Lindy Day
  11. long line
  12. Active combat
  13. This Weeks News In Brief
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Blair Says Britain Must Back Bush In Order To Become 51st State
  2. ...makes sense to me!
  3. Trading Spaces
  4. My great grandpappy would be the most famous man on earth!
  5. Purchasing Announcement
  6. Notice
  7. February 5th ~ Family Leave Day
  8. What would you sing?
  9. The Viagras
  10. Quote of the year <Clinton bashing>
  11. State of the Union Address By The President ((( part 4 of 6 )))
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. New Steely Dan Album Is Tribute to Maurice Gibbs
  2. Good Samaritan?
  3. The danger inherent in a steamy relationship
  4. Notification of compulsory enlistment <Vewy Bwitish>
  5. Harrys On A Roll.....
  6. Going A Courtin
  7. May be offensive to Canadians, but it IS funny!
  8. February 6th ~ Federal No Smoking Day <ADULT>
  9. This in from the deceitful radical left: (Perhaps a tad political...)
  10. Evil Woman <offensive to women>
  11. Family crisis <language, parent bashing>
  12. FAQ: The Raelians
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Gary Hart Vows Sexiest Campaign Ever
  2. From the Police Blotter <adult>
  3. The Drs Office.....
  4. The poetry contest
  5. 2 + 2 + 2 = ? Not offensive
  6. Unmasked! <adult>
  7. February 7th ~ Pinocchio Day <Religiously Offensive>
  8. 11 Ways to Treat a Penis <Adult>
  9. Red Skelton on marriage
  10. Rat Olympics
  11. State of the Union Address By The President ((( part 5 of 6 )))
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Porn Stars Rally in Support of Iraq War
  2. Forthcoming corporate mergers
  3. Breaking News From Reuters.....
  4. Bite My Tongue....
  5. Severe Sexual Problems...
  6. February 8th ~ Science Fiction Is So Fantastic Day <ADULTISH>
  7. A bad (that means its good) pun. Inoffensive.
  8. Seasons greetings <pun>
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Uses Constitution To Wipe Mustard From Face
  2. Religion <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Some Things to Ponder.....
  4. A Cajun religion story
  5. Turner Brown
  6. February 9th ~ Fish & Wildlife Service Birthday
  7. Freedom of speech
  8. Musicianship
  9. State of the Union Address By The President ((( part 6 of 6 )))
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jacko, Townsend To Co-host PERVAID < adult >
  2. Mental Health
  3. The Midget.....
  4. A schools telephone answering machine
  5. From Bad To Worse
  6. old- hub&wife<lang adult>
  7. February 10th ~ Dog Day USA
  8. Traffic Report for January 2003
  9. Emotional anguish
  10. North Dakota Found To Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America
  2. "I know all the wherefores," said The Old Perfesser wisely.
  3. Damn....Its great To Be A Man.....
  4. Job Application
  5. Construction workers [Some adultish language]
  6. The missing tail light
  7. How Boeing cooks a potato <off. to Boeing Corp.>
  8. Frog Wish
  9. things to think about
  10. February 11th ~ First Hospital in the U.S.
  11. Corn-bread muffins
  12. The Absolute Bottom 50 Candy Heart Inscriptions
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. God Tests Positive For Attention Deficit Disorder
  2. Military History of France <What Gaul!!!>
  3. A Good Samaritan.....
  4. Grandpa
  5. Frog Prince?
  6. Husband 1.0 - no upgrades
  7. brass monkey
  8. What time is it? (Maybe offensive to Marines)
  9. This Weeks News In Brief < adult language >
  10. February 12th ~ Abraham Lincolns Birthday
  11. Carry your lover
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Iraq seeks restraining order against US
  2. Its Showtime!!!
  3. Blind Date.....
  4. Some things in life!
  5. Duct Tape Sale! <very insensitive>
  6. February 13th ~ Dump Your Significant Jerk Day
  7. Frog
  8. Statement by the President
  9. Oh sure! Youll call not that theres something in it for you...
  10. Signs seen at the recent Washington Peace Demonstrations
  11. Road trip
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Taking A Wizz <adult>
  2. A Heavenly Message.....
  3. Hi, you moms of the world!
  4. Another Lawyer Joke!
  5. Valentines Day with the Frankensteins
  6. 3 For Valentines Day
  7. February 14th ~ Valentines Day
  8. Powell Tells U.N. Iraq Secretly Baking Pretzels Of Mass Destruction
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes < adult language >
  10. true friendship
  11. Perhaps
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Al-Qaeda Plot To Acquire Snack Food Company Foiled
  2. Texas Hi-Tech
  3. We Were So Poor....
  4. Advice To Women.....
  5. Talking Dog
  6. February 15th ~ Susan B. Anthony Day
  7. New holiday for men <sexist, adult>
  8. The Dangers Of Baked Bread
  9. Smuggled sperm
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Great One-Liners.....]
  2. The ladys kitty cat
  3. Decisions, Decisions
  4. Duct (tape) and cover!
  5. Political Humor <offensive to Dems>
  6. Bush Establishes Connection Between Iraq And Al Qaeda
  7. The Clergyman and the Young Farmer (Not offensive)
  8. things to think about
  9. Whos the boss?
  10. Economic Terror Alert (off. to Bushiest as usual)
  11. Statement by the President
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Things, I, Saddam Hussein, Want To Get Off My Chest
  2. French (political comment)
  3. Getting Work
  4. Alarming Stats.....
  5. Some advice <sexist>
  6. Osama Bin Ladens TV Guide
  7. What Is...? <adult>
  8. Bedside manner
  9. broadcast bloopers
  10. The Price of War
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Blames Blizzard on Saddam
  2. Psychic
  3. Dont Read Till After Valentines Day.....
  4. A young girls tee shirt
  5. "What are you taking pictures of?" The Old Perfesser snapped.
  6. Black ball syndrome
  7. Hand Picked One Liners
  8. February 18th ~ Cold Day in Hell
  9. advice
  10. Traffic safety consultants may find offensive :-)
  11. The burning man (part 1 of 2)
  12. American Speech
  13. This Weeks News In Brief
  14. A somber moment
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Tom Ridge Begins Duct-Taping of US Border, Coastline
  2. Coming To A Concert Hall Near You:
  3. A mans last few hours.....
  4. Error message
  5. The Online Poem
  6. brain teasers (not offensive)
  7. February 19th ~ Hollywood Couples Forever Day
  8. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY !
  9. The burning man (part 2 of 2)
  10. Judicial Nominee EXPRESS CONFIRMATION
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. French-Bashing to Be Olympic Sport
  2. What is amor
  3. Study Shows That New School Buildings Actually Teach
  4. How To Please........
  5. Viagra kills your appetite <adultish>
  6. A true Southerner
  7. Star Trek <Offensive to Arabs>
  8. Keeping Track
  9. Yesterdays brain teasers answers
  10. February 20th ~ Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20) <Insulting to All Signs>
  11. the bet<adult>
  12. Queen bee
  13. This Weeks Horoscopes < adult >
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. US To Stick Tariffs On European Bullshit
  2. COMMERCIALS
  3. Al Qaeda Memo.....]
  4. The Southern Terrorist Advisory Board
  5. Satire: An honest state of the union ...........
  6. Things NOT To Say On A FIRST DATE!
  7. Slander (possibly offensive to lawyers or judges)
  8. Who Pays On A Date
  9. February 21st ~ First Brain Surgeon in the U.S. <DEFINITELY ADULT>
  10. Hemophiliac Hooker <Adult>
  11. vacation<off to religious>
  12. Short but cute <off to Clintonites>
  13. Church collection
  14. Statement by the President
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Man Hopes Episode III Doesnt Ruin His Childhood
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. Seniors Blues.....
  4. Bathing the cat
  5. Tough Jigsaw Puzzle
  6. Speaker Phone
  7. February 22nd ~ First Joint Stock Company in America
  8. Same anecdotes
  9. No excuses <suggestive>
  10. dating service
  11. A stiff warning - Late-Braking News
  12. Guide to Meteorological Conditions < adult language >
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jacques Chiracs Letter To The American People
  2. Sunday Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  3. 2003 Realities Of Life.....
  4. Young Lawyer
  5. The boat cruise
  6. February 23rd ~ Easy Divorce Day
  7. not married
  8. Coffee shop
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Winter Storm Causes Masturbation Rates to Increase in Northeast
  2. Conservative Poetry Symposium
  3. U.S. Southernese
  4. The Perfect Breakfast.......
  5. The purloined roast. (Another Lawyer Joke)
  6. Laws Of Computing
  7. Three male crows <adult>
  8. French bashing continued
  9. February 24th ~ Arizona Territory Day <Mild, Profane Language>
  10. Role-playing
  11. Statement by the President
  12. Quest-ce cest un Cajun?
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Ridge Introduces Terry, The Terror-Alert Terrier
  2. "My tongue feels numb," The Old Perfesser said distastefully.
  3. Something to think about.....
  4. humor news [The truth is never offensive ;-)]
  5. February 25th ~ Lets All Eat Right Day
  6. Bill Clinton, Gone Not Forgotten!
  7. vd<adult>
  8. Tricks of the trade
  9. This Weeks News In Brief < adult language >
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Messages Left On Paul Simons Answering Machine
  2. Thats Good Enough For Me!
  3. Sex Types.....
  4. Baptist
  5. Hillbilly Honeymoon
  6. Feminine ignorance of sports terminology (potentially offensive to women)
  7. February 26th ~ Secretariat Day
  8. Letter to tide
  9. shes easy <adult>
  10. Entourage
  11. White House Press Briefing < adult language >
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Upcoming Shows With Dr. Phil
  2. Women Inspectors.....
  3. Blondie
  4. A spooky tale from Cajunland
  5. The Note
  6. Long Memory
  7. Fixing discipline problems the easy way!
  8. Captain Bravado (Translated from French--one scatalogical reference)
  9. February 27th ~ Highest Single-game Score in NBA History <ADULT>
  10. hot tub & circumcised
  11. Safe smoke
  12. Really thin books
  13. This Weeks Horoscopes
  14. Going out with a bang
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Harvard Study Confirms Most European Intellectuals Are Just Plain Stupid
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. Bi-denominational Church <off. to the religious>
  4. Marketing.....
  5. Playing to a tough audience
  6. Interesting Epitaphs - Part 1 of 2
  7. THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE (old story, new ending)
  8. February 28th ~ Mr. Ed, the Talking Horse (Died 1979)
  9. Half a Century After the Event the True History Emerges <adultish>
  10. A miracle <off. to Catholics>
  11. blonde bride <Adult>
  12. Black History Month
  13. The bride <off to women?>
  14. Tis the season
  15. Remarks by the President to the U.S. Latino Coalition
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