The Humor List Postings for January 2003

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Be Funny < part One of Five >
  2. January 1st ~ New Years Day!!
  3. "I keep banging my head on things," The Old Perfesser said bashfully.
  4. The Swiss Navy knife
  5. A New Years Wish
  6. baby
  7. Be all you can be
  8. Whitehouse Aids Considering New Economic Stimulus
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Iraq Quits Axis of Evil, Plans to Pursue Solo Career
  2. Whitehouse Aids Consider New Faith-based Initiative
  3. The telephone
  4. Doggy Tales
  5. New Years Resolutions.....
  6. Doggie Quotes
  7. The Honeymoon
  8. Silence is Golden
  9. making love to a woman<adult&lang>
  10. January 2nd ~ No-Fault Divorce Day
  11. The Absolute Bottom Fifty Urban Legends (part 1 of 2)
  12. Valentines Day boost
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Theological Engineering Exam
  2. President Bush Holds First Press Conf in a Year
  3. The blonde <sexist>
  4. Wisdom.....
  5. Whats For Breakfast??
  6. Management lessons
  7. Survey
  8. University
  9. And now: Bugus email which is self-debunking...
  10. January 3rd ~ Apple Computer Incorporation Birthday <ADULT>
  11. Statement by the President
  12. Making the bed
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Be Funny < part Two of Five >
  2. Golf Mistake <adult-ish>
  3. Roar!
  4. Cause Me Trouble??? <adult>
  5. Medications for women
  6. January 4th ~ Short People Day <ADULT>
  7. The good book
  8. : A man walks into a bar<adult>
  9. The Absolute Bottom Fifty Urban Legends (part 2 of 2)
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. New Pentagon plan calls for North Korea to invade Iraq
  2. Brief Speech
  3. After the Holidays ...
  4. Weeweechu.....
  5. Sexy!
  6. A Groaner <clean>
  7. January 5th ~ Bird Day of America
  8. Laundry
  9. Haircut
  10. Is there a God? < part 3 of 5 >
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Viagra Helping South to Rise Again
  2. 1st Grade Proverbs.....
  3. Some People....
  4. A few giggles
  5. Room Service
  6. Perfection
  7. January 6th ~ Schoolhouse Rock Birthday
  8. A note on vegetarianism
  9. wrestling<adult>
  10. Why? <humor>
  11. Jonah
  12. Donation
  13. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Be Funny < part Three of Five >
  2. Future news <irreverent to G W Bush>
  3. "MrsPerfesser should wear a bra," The Old Perfesser tittered.
  4. The blonde and the truck driver
  5. Grandpa finds a cure!!!
  6. Helping The Pope
  7. red hats
  8. Traffic Report for December 2002
  9. Opera fan
  10. January 7th ~ Harlem Globetrotters Birthday
  11. Statement by the President
  12. The golfer
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Democrats Claim Success In Cloning Candidate
  2. Sothern Etiquette.....
  3. Widows
  4. Tell The Truth?
  5. January 8th ~ Milk Carton Birthday
  6. The hat(pin) trick
  7. Daddy got burned<lang>
  8. And now to offend the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce:
  9. False alarms
  10. A Coke Please
  11. The golf prayer
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Feeding the Hungry
  2. Wife Ver 1.0 Released......
  3. At the hotel
  4. The 2002 Darwin Awards
  5. Multi-Cultural Ethnical Gibes And Jestings <adult, off.>
  6. Doctor, Doctor <clean>
  7. Passing The Torch
  8. January 9th ~ The Flight To Nowhere
  9. Q.E.D.
  10. Parting command
  11. Presidential Action
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Be Funny < part Four of Five >
  2. The Fire Fighters Reward.....
  3. Watch This...
  4. From Nigeria to a Galaxy far away
  5. Lucky Me
  6. The top morons of 2002
  7. Insurance Marketing
  8. January 10th ~ Volunteer Firefighters Day
  9. Idiots Guide To Sex - author unknown
  10. Just Look for the Union Label
  11. Stimulus plan
  12. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Muslim Martyrs Complain About Quality of Virgins in Paradise
  2. The Mans Chain Letter.....
  3. But... But... HOW?!? <adult>
  4. A few examples of lexicological adventure
  5. January 11th ~ Life Insurance Day
  6. Special Gift
  7. The Test
  8. Yellow Lamborghini
  9. Video-Camera Tips
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. US Warns 30 Million Canadians Hiding Out In Canada
  2. Out at the old ball game
  3. Sermon
  4. Cold Cure???
  5. EPA Needed
  6. January 12th ~ HALs Birthday
  7. Festive sweater
  8. Alternate: A changed nate?
  9. Is there a God? < part 4 of 5 >
  10. Marketing
  11. Bonus Flight.....
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Be Funny < part Five of Five >
  2. E-slang <clean>
  3. Movie Lines <adult>
  4. Yes Sir!
  5. Little Ones
  6. amputated arm<adullt>
  7. Do you prefer new or used?
  8. January 13th ~ National Clean Off Your Desk Day
  9. Welfare
  10. United States Dept. of I.N.S. - Arab & Muslim Male Registration
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Iran In Danger Of Losing Most Evil Nation Status
  2. Whitehouse Aids Present Evidence of Iraqi WMD
  3. Darwin Awards.....
  4. "I am NOT full of hot air!" The Old Perfesser belched.
  5. Profound thoughts
  6. Blonde Wife
  7. some short ones
  8. Signs Youre Drinking Too Much
  9. pharmacist
  10. Klutzy
  11. The power of words
  12. This Weeks News In Brief < adult >
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten...
  2. New Virus Alert.....
  3. January 15th ~ Donkey Day
  4. Hushers
  5. Technical Support
  6. Now vs.Then
  7. Singing and playing the Blues
  8. Slacker
  9. PNN Breaking News
  10. The Raelians < adult >
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Big Tobacco Sues Non-Smokers for Not Smoking
  2. Having a Bad Day?
  3. New Boy Friend
  4. Kids....
  5. Blame..........
  6. INSTINCTS
  7. Hollywood Squares
  8. Alaska Party Night <adult>
  9. January 16th ~ Civil Service Birthday
  10. The REAL Dem v. Rep test
  11. intelligent conversation
  12. Mixed Marriage
  13. Great migration
  14. Address by the President to Assembled Students of Malcolm Shabazz High School
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. A Benny Hill Tribute to the Late Maurice Gibb
  2. Enemies At The Gate!?
  3. His sick day
  4. Help! <sexist>
  5. St. Peter
  6. Defective watch <Adult>
  7. Priest and Rabbi <Adult/.>
  8. January 17th ~ First USA Pro Team Karate Championship <ADULT>
  9. profound thought
  10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEN!!!
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  12. Free drinks
  13. 50 years and still hot
  14. Female Wisdom.....
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Rolex Watch Discovered during Colon Biopsy
  2. My grandfathers professional wisdom [Adultish]
  3. How to Drive Like an Idiot - Part 1 of 4
  4. A Dear John Letter.....
  5. The Old Perfesser thinks about degrees
  6. January 18th ~ UFOs In America Day <ADULTISH>
  7. Self-denial
  8. Skoal, yall
  9. PNN Breaking News
  10. Professional hymns
  11. Assertiveness.....
  12. This Weeks Horoscopes
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Elvis Impersonators Join Forces for Clone-Aid
  2. How to Drive Like an Idiot - Part 2 of 4
  3. Blondes <sexist>
  4. January 19th ~ Horror Novels Are Horrendous Day
  5. Lunch
  6. ANOTHER GREETING CARD THAT DIDNT QUITE MAKE IT<adult>
  7. Lest we forget those K-Mart wines
  8. Dam permit
  9. Tempting retaliation to telemarketers
  10. Is there a God? < part 5 of 5 >
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Money Still Talks But Bullshit No Longer Walks
  2. Exercise for life
  3. Curses against me <weird>
  4. Mens Thesaurus.....
  5. The Fan
  6. Seniors in the RV Park
  7. How to Drive Like an Idiot - Part 3 of 4
  8. January 20th ~ Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
  9. Meaningful Relationship
  10. Post surgery <adult>
  11. Only 6 Months to Live
  12. Daily Necrology and Great Moments in Theater
  13. Remarks by the President
  14. First use of "You gotta be s***ing me"
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. North Korea, Iraq And Iran Seek New Description: Axis Of Goodness-Challenged
  2. Smart Dog.....
  3. A blonde cowboy
  4. Mens Speech Patterns <sexist>
  5. How to Drive Like an Idiot - Part 4 of 4
  6. Heroes of Cryptozoology: Douglas Herrick <recreation>
  7. January 21st ~ Bobbitt Insanity Day <ADULT>
  8. blood transfusions <adult>
  9. Ice cream toppings <adult>
  10. Humanize
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. FOX welcomes Joe Contagious
  2. Canadian Snow Shoveler.....
  3. The age gap
  4. January 22nd ~ Emergency Medical Services Day
  5. Marriage & Stuff
  6. Modern Living
  7. "Ive been having an incontinence problem," The Old Perfesser gushed.
  8. FAT GUY AT URINAL
  9. And now its "class warfare" over dinner. {Political satire)
  10. Real quotes
  11. The Old Cowboy <adult>
  12. Poor little rich girl
  13. Things to Ponder
  14. Statement by the President
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Operation "Human Shield" Announced for Hollywood
  2. SENIOR GOLF WISDOM.....
  3. January 23rd ~ Cold, Cold, Cold Day! <ADULT>
  4. Understanding engineers ~ Some new, some old (At least to me)
  5. Undying Sense of Humor
  6. It Was A Dark And Stormy Night......
  7. A young womans problem <adult content>
  8. Three Dead Bodies
  9. giving up sex?
  10. Tax deduction
  11. Say It Aint So, Joe Millionaire
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Saddam Hussein Is Planning To Move To Your Neighborhood
  2. a QUIZ
  3. The Canadian Border....
  4. OUCH!!!!
  5. Monica Redux <adult>
  6. Dad Test
  7. Proactive Saint Patricks Day planning
  8. Definitions
  9. January 24th ~ Canned Beer Birthday (ADULT-ISH>
  10. Management
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The rejection of a letter of rejection
  2. Why Airplanes Are Better Than Women
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes < adult >
  4. Real Headlines
  5. U.N Inspectors Find Iraq Stockpiling Silicon Dioxide
  6. Somebody wanna help this poor soul?<disrespectful to GW Bush>
  7. Late-Braking News: The Smoking Gun
  8. January 25th ~ Cullinan Diamond Discovery Day <ADULT>
  9. Taciturn
  10. Bus Driver
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Proposes Early Warning System To Detect Drop In Poll Numbers
  2. Robin Williams Takes His Cuts
  3. Her week at the gym
  4. Sunday Sermon at the Church of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  5. Male or Female???
  6. Groaners
  7. They Died
  8. Groaners & Puns
  9. January 26th ~ Super Bowl Sunday <ADULT>
  10. My first
  11. Sex and Men - quotations
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The tourist
  2. Polish Divorce.....
  3. Church bulletin bloopers <some old, some new>
  4. Dogs
  5. Im An Older Geek Than You!
  6. How did we survive childhood?
  7. January 27th ~ 15-Inch Snowflake Anniversary <ADULT>
  8. finest mink
  9. If Your Computer is Sick
  10. =?iso-8859-1?Q?BROKEN_NEWZ_EXCLUSIVE-DETAILS_OF_NEW_HARRY_POTTER_BOOK_REV? = =?iso-8859-1?Q?EALED!!!?=
  11. Dont Try This At Home, Moron
  12. OldFs [Maybe sort of Adultish]
  13. Premonition
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Dad
  2. Father.....
  3. "Theyve taken over the government," The Old Perfesser cooed.
  4. Creationism FAQ
  5. North Korea Withdraws From Starbucks Nonproliferation Treaty
  6. Cannibals
  7. Winking
  8. The birth process
  9. January 28th ~ Live Your Fantasies Day
  10. An undiploma
  11. This Weeks News In Brief < adult language >
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  2. Wedded Bliss??? <adult>
  3. Your ticket, please
  4. Dictators Demand "Let Saddam Go!"
  5. Who Says Theyre Dumb?
  6. Proposed State mottos
  7. January 29th ~ Fields Day <Sexist>
  8. The music man
  9. HORNY COCKATIEL <adultish>
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes < adult >
  11. My Grandmother
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. PNN Breaking News
  2. Smiles.....
  3. The 12th Annual Al-Qaeda Achievement Awards
  4. Ive run out of patience
  5. Blonde exercise
  6. When I Was Your Age...
  7. January 31st ~ Hecates Feast
  8. Crazy is as crazy does
  9. Fish story <pun>
  10. State of the Union Address By The President ((( part 1 of 6 )))
  11. The seven degrees of being blonde
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. One stone, many birds
  2. Elephant Stew Recipe.....
  3. North Dakota Faces 113th Consecutive Cold Winter
  4. 2:30
  5. <No subject given>
  6. Whats This Animal
  7. January 31st ~ Westerns Are Wonderful Day
  8. Super Bowl wrapup
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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