The Humor List Postings for December 2002

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Bin Laden Nudes are Fake, Swiss Lab Says
  2. Alone on an island
  3. Insurance
  4. "CANT BELIEVE WE MADE IT!"
  5. Last Wishes
  6. December 1st ~ Christmas Lights Day
  7. Columbian armys seduction campaign
  8. quickies<adult>
  9. Dental Hygiene Tips < adult language >
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Ego Trips This Holiday Season
  2. Funnies.....
  3. Children (One four letter word)
  4. Q & A <adult!)
  5. Knocking On Heavens Door
  6. December 2nd ~ Alaska Lands Bill Anniversary
  7. kidnapped<adult>
  8. Press Briefing the President
  9. Birthday gift
  10. Bumper stickers
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. New Reality Series will Document Mans Search for Cellular Phone Provider
  2. Daily Affirmations for Pessimists
  3. "Im just an average guy," said The Old Perfesser meanly.
  4. HUMOR: Please Help
  5. Scottish Santa
  6. A long, long time ago......
  7. Liberal and Conservative Views on Terrorism <off>
  8. Thats Globalization!!!
  9. Ultimate in car security
  10. This Weeks News In Brief
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. President Bushs To-Do List For Today
  2. December 3rd ~ Potato Introduction Day <Adult>
  3. SOUTHERN JOKES....
  4. Airborne conversation [Adult language]
  5. Holiday Gift Giving <adult>
  6. The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
  7. Who Did It?
  8. Deflowering Billy Bob<adult>
  9. PC holiday wishes
  10. Traffic Report for November 2002
  11. Staying fit
  12. December 4th ~ Watch Your Diet Day
  13. Evening Press Briefing the President
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Al Gores To-Do List For Today
  2. A Golf Story.....
  3. Puppy dog breath
  4. Rules & Regs
  5. A Cowboys Night Before Christmas
  6. Why I "borrowed" your car.
  7. bull<adult&lang>
  8. The environmental president
  9. December 5th ~ Prohibition Repeal Anniversary
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Highlights From Todays Shows On Al-Jazeera
  2. 4-5 Discs to Rule Them All (Features of the new LOTR DVD)
  3. Husseins Palaces Being Eyed By Bush Staffers
  4. A Long Flight.....
  5. Duel
  6. Oh, to be six again!!!
  7. Howre you feeling, Grandma Goldberg?
  8. drunk<adult&lang>
  9. Things Inspectors Have Already Uncovered in Iraq
  10. Puppy Christmas
  11. Performance art
  12. Statements by the President
  13. December 6th ~ Make and Bake Day
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons Dub Fired Treasury Secretary Paul ONeil
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. American political parties explained
  4. Bubba Clauss Best Pick-up Lines
  5. More Bush cabinet shakeups in the plan (off to Bushists)
  6. Boot camp
  7. This Weeks Horoscopes
  8. Senility virus
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. What Theyre Reading on College Campuses: NY Times Top Ten Academic Best Sellers for November 2002
  2. American political parties explained: part 2
  3. Culture
  4. Santas renegociated contract
  5. If Companies Ran Christmas Part 1 of 2
  6. A Golf Story.....
  7. UN Inspection Team found WMD in Iraq (Off. to Bushists)
  8. Rough Draft: Mission Compromised (Ollies raw copy) <adult language >
  9. Drinking buddies
  10. December 8th ~ Go Faster Day
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Tis The Season.....
  2. Musical Notes
  3. a FEW GIGGLES
  4. If Companies Ran Christmas - Part 2 of 2
  5. December 9th ~ Have A Card-Writing Party <ADULT>
  6. Real reason ONeill and Lindsey were fired (Off. to Bushists)
  7. If Santa answered his mail honestly
  8. Cross-country trip
  9. GOP Unveils "Bridge To Stone Age" Platform
  10. Statement by the President
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. "Im as busy as a bee," The Old Perfesser droned.
  2. New Barbie Dolls...
  3. A few punnies
  4. Tail Light
  5. Joe Camel Denies Ties to Al-Qaeda
  6. Murphys Laws Of Christmas Presents
  7. The lawyer and the widow
  8. The Choir
  9. blow up dolls <adult&off >
  10. Reservation
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. US-Iraq Relation Normalized (non-off., just dark)
  2. 20 Things You Can Get Away With Saying At Christmas
  3. Robbery <Possibly offensive to Friends>
  4. Did I Hear You Right???
  5. Santa Claus Goes on Atkins Diet, Asks Families to Leave Low-Carb Snacks
  6. Is anybody gonna do it?
  7. Good news, Bad news <pathetic>
  8. Official Resignation
  9. All About (Christmas) Eve
  10. church<adult off >
  11. Breakfast
  12. cyber.confusion@french.language
  13. The Cobain Diaries
  14. Mid-life quickies
  15. December 11th ~ Jack Frost Day <ADULT>
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. On a cold day.....
  2. Alcohol warning labels
  3. Scroogery!! <adult, off.>
  4. Israel Becomes Pregnant After Awkward Early Withdrawal From West Bank
  5. December 12th ~ Snowplow Game Anniversary
  6. The Top 15 Things on Santas To-Do List
  7. Things People do
  8. old age<off to old aged>
  9. Ode to Dubya. <off. to Bushies>
  10. Semper fidelis
  11. Good Sports
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. What Women Want In A Man.....
  2. 12 days of Christmas ~ Cajun style
  3. Judge & Jury
  4. A Couple of Jokes
  5. You Might Be A Scrooge If...
  6. Katie Couric to Start Five Part Series
  7. Him and Her
  8. December 13th ~ Ice Cream and Violins Day
  9. lawyer<off to lawers?>
  10. After death
  11. Statement the President
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Fears Mount As Canadians Continue To Infiltrate American News
  2. Praise be... [Adultish]
  3. Therapist <adult>
  4. Super Granny.....
  5. The Night Santa Went Crazy.
  6. LIFE BEYOND FIFTY
  7. Regular customer
  8. Exercise
  9. Osama Bin Laden arrives in Paradise and ... <Offensive? I hope not!>
  10. December 14th ~ Buy a Christmas Tree Day
  11. Santa Letter Generator
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Santa Hates You
  2. Her Christsmas postage
  3. The Senile Virus.....
  4. CHURCH FOOTBALL
  5. Techie Christmas Tunes
  6. December 15th ~ Rock And Roll Marriage Day
  7. Living to 80
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Shakespearean Pickup Lines
  2. At the dawn of mankind <clean>
  3. Tree.....
  4. I Wish It Werent Winter....
  5. Bubba
  6. Trent Lott apologizes for latest comments....again
  7. Chatting On The Night Before Christmas
  8. December 16th ~ Lucy Gift Tradition Day
  9. Dr appointment<adult&lang>
  10. Post-Thanksgiving Paronomasia
  11. Sexless reindeer
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Sunday School vs Fishing <clean>
  2. "Orgasms Are Overrated" ...
  3. Holy Golf
  4. The Latest Virus.....
  5. Osama at the Pearly Gates
  6. A Wifes Night Before Christmas
  7. SafetyAlerts Monday, Dec 16 2002
  8. <No subject given>
  9. December 17th ~ Worlds Largest Office Party <ADULT>
  10. Jury duty
  11. Statement by the President < adult language >
  12. Statement by the President < adult language >
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. This one is for the ladies
  2. HO HO HO.....
  3. Revenge! <adult>
  4. Do Reindeer Rule?
  5. Yes, Virginia, there is a Cthulhu
  6. December 18th ~ National Scrooge Week
  7. Religous <off to religous>
  8. Shooting bull <offensive to Native Americans>
  9. Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
  10. O holiday tree, o holiday tree
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. They grow up so fast!
  2. Seasons Groaners <really bad groaners>
  3. At The Dentists
  4. A snow shovelers diary
  5. Christmas Fruitcake
  6. God Late For Local Wedding
  7. Advisory From The Department Of Homeland Insecurity
  8. 3quickies<adult>
  9. The Redneck Night Before Christmas
  10. December 19th ~ Boyfriend Meets The Family Day
  11. Manners
  12. Christmastime at the Pearly Gates
  13. Child safety
  14. A letter from Santa [Sort of Adultish]
  15. The Night Before Christmas ~ Cajun Style
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. French concerned about recent surge of Suicide Stink Bombings
  2. Why Christmas Trees Are Better.....
  3. TATTOO
  4. Christmas Office Memo
  5. December 20th ~ 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Day
  6. Bedtimes Virus!!
  7. Statement by the President & Senator Frist
  8. Noise pollution
  9. shoes<adult>
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Psychics Who Demand Their Million Told To "Shove It" < adult language >
  2. Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than People <adultish>
  3. A.A.A.D.D.
  4. Falling in love
  5. PNN Breaking News
  6. Christmas Letter From Mom
  7. Public amenity
  8. perfect husband <lang&adult>
  9. The Truth and Nothing but the Truth
  10. December 21st ~ Shortest Day Of The Year
  11. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. French to Send Surrender Advisors to Iraq
  2. Kids Enjoy The Season
  3. The Twelve Days of Christmas (Part 1)
  4. Speeding!!!!!
  5. Holiday Politics
  6. December 22nd ~ Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
  7. ovary<adult>
  8. Withdrawal
  9. Life explained
  10. Is there a God? < part 1 of 5 >
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Jesus Fears Comeback May Tarnish Legacy
  2. Smiles...
  3. Southern Humor <offensive to Southerners>
  4. Ho Ho you freakin Ho!!! <adult>
  5. The Twelve Days of Christmas (Part 2)
  6. Parking Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers
  7. Save the airlines <offensive to Muslims>
  8. December 23rd ~ A Visit From St. Nicholas Day
  9. Dear Santa,<off to Martha fans>
  10. Timeout
  11. Answering an Age-Old Question
  12. Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Trent Lotts Kwanzaa Message to the Nation
  2. The Tattoo <insensitive>
  3. Holiday cuisine
  4. "I am SO singing in tune!", The Old Perfesser sounded off.
  5. December 24th ~ Christmas Eve
  6. Weeweechu
  7. Car troubles
  8. Ghost Of Christmas Future Taunts Children With Visions Of PlayStation 5
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. New Federal Holiday: Christ Born On A Monday
  2. Oh NO, Santa!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  3. A Cure for Writers Block
  4. Mistletoe
  5. The Perfect man and the perfect woman on Christmas Day
  6. December 25th ~ Christmas Day
  7. Defense contractor
  8. True stories
  9. The seasons of the year
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Ibn Saud "Boom-Boom" Al Farabi Called Up From Minors
  2. On The Steps To Heaven
  3. Good News, Bad News
  4. The Quartet
  5. Medical Humour....
  6. December 26th ~ Return All Your Unwanted Christmas Gifts
  7. Late-Braking News: WSJ
  8. Dos and Donts for the New Year
  9. Left behind
  10. Lethal coffee
  11. His surprise
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Gores Exit Leaves Democratic Field To A Host of Almost Equally Horrible Candidates
  2. Lusty Limericks <adult!>
  3. 20 Things You Can Get Away With Saying At Christmas
  4. The Top 15 Reindeer Games
  5. December 27th ~ Modern Medicine Day <ADULT>
  6. fishing<adult&lang>
  7. Noise control
  8. Official White House Kwanzaa Greeting Card
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Ways To Make Your New Years Eve Party More Exciting
  2. Eternal truths
  3. Language
  4. Useless Info - Part 1 of 3
  5. December 28th ~ Eat Chocolate Day
  6. Twas The Night.....
  7. jhonny gay<off to gays>
  8. Oh you better watch out
  9. Film Festival Rejects
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. New Study Questions Value Of In-Laws
  2. Poor Penny
  3. Being clever
  4. The Cinema Incident
  5. Useless Info - Part 2 of 3
  6. mow the lawn<adult>
  7. Whose to Blame?
  8. Men caring for selves
  9. December 29th ~ Texas Admission Day
  10. Is there a God? < part 2 of 5 >
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Undisclosed Location Revealed to Be Undisclosed Location
  2. No Dancing!
  3. Who honked?
  4. Problem? What Problem?
  5. Useless Info - Part 3 of 3
  6. Grace.....
  7. 3funnies<adult>
  8. Guilty
  9. December 30th ~ California Freeways Day
  10. Pump me up
  11. Statement by the President
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Jocks Resume Beating Nerds as School Shootings Become Faint Memory
  2. The Two Towers <adult>
  3. Thank-you notes <clean, again -- Ill do better next year>
  4. The Judge
  5. A New Year is upon us
  6. Wives and Mules.....
  7. Golf Game <adultish>
  8. December 31st ~ New Years Eve
  9. hooker<adult&lang>
  10. Barbies pregnant friend
  11. Statement by the President
  12. A New Years Message.....
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