The Humor List Postings for October 2002

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Torricelli Quits Senate Race; Will Become Corrupt Ceo Instead
  2. October 1st ~ International Ghost Hunters Month <Adult>
  3. His name is Fred
  4. "THERES NO NEED FOR SILENCE!" the Old Perfesser allowed.
  5. "Out of the mouths of babes..."
  6. Good Fishin Spot
  7. Martyrs
  8. A Quote Conundrum from CarTalk
  9. Jack and Jill
  10. Report: Al-Qaeda Allegedly Engaging In Telemarketing
  11. The three bears
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Christopher Reeve Gains Movement, May Lose Some Medical Benefits
  2. Made Man <adult>
  3. Good Times For The Elderly
  4. October 2nd ~ German Beer Day
  5. Military Humor
  6. Caught for speeding
  7. A dog is better!!!
  8. Document Release by the Press Secretary
  9. Sports grabbag
  10. Sweet revenge
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Ways The World Would Be Different If Barbra Streisand Were President
  2. Things You Really Should Think About
  3. Historical snippet <really gross>
  4. Are Gay Gerbils Worth More? <adult>
  5. Job interview howlers
  6. October 3rd ~ Mickey Mouse Club Birthday <Adult/Offensive Language>
  7. A few Jokes
  8. winking problem
  9. Worlds funniest joke
  10. Statement by the President
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Programs That Didnt Make The Fall Television Lineup
  2. Sky Diving
  3. The pond out back
  4. The three bears
  5. NEW VEHICLE ANNOUNCEMENT <poss. off. to Mormons>
  6. Book of Names
  7. A few Jokes
  8. October 4th ~ Roy Rogers TV Show Premiere
  9. farmer
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes
  11. Empathy
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Poetry Loses Famous Figure; Man From Nantucket Is Dead
  2. Bureaucracy at its finest
  3. Triplets
  4. Q&A du jour <as silly as it gets>
  5. October 5th ~ Anybody for Grabbing Some Fast Food at Macs Day
  6. Leisure time
  7. Object Gender Designation
  8. Endangered Species
  9. men bashing
  10. Jack Welchs Retirement Perks
  11. Social Security
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten New York Mets Promises For Next Season
  2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Research<risqu=E9>?=
  3. October 6th ~ Death of the Hippie <Adult language/Offensive to Catholics & Clevelandites>
  4. Her idea of a perfect breakfast
  5. parable<adult>
  6. Silence isnt free
  7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  8. Worst Day
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. North Korea Reopens Historic Yiddish Theater
  2. Suing Corporate America <sexist>
  3. How to unsubscribe from any list
  4. To Serve And Protect... <adult>
  5. Is This Ice Cream For Everyone??
  6. October 7th ~ Licorice Libido Day <Adult Sexual Material>
  7. Loan to own
  8. Statement by the President
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Hurricane Safety Tips < adult >
  2. Snails
  3. "I deny everything!" said the Old Perfesser knowingly.
  4. Immigration
  5. October 8th ~ Great Fires Day
  6. Insulted<adult&lang>
  7. Traffic Report for September 2002 <Language>
  8. Window shopping
  9. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. WebMD.com Sued for Malpractice
  2. Party School Ranking
  3. How Yodeling began (Sexual overtones)
  4. What is Globalization?
  5. What To Do?
  6. October 9th ~ First Airplane Flight Anniversary
  7. The Cynics Guide To Life
  8. Dont mess with this vet!
  9. Auto erotica
  10. Statement by the President
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Favors "Tough Love" Policy for Nations Wealthy
  2. Sincerity <clean, lame>
  3. Lusty Limericks <adult!>
  4. Hurricane Preparedness
  5. She prayed for patience
  6. One for the beach <adult>
  7. October 10th ~ National Metric Day
  8. Falling Asleep
  9. Where ya from?
  10. Bush Seeks U.N. Support For U.S. Does Whatever It Wants Plan
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is A Cannibal
  2. Punny groaners
  3. PERSONALS: The Best Of The Worst!
  4. Dats for duh boyds (adult)
  5. Sex Drive
  6. speed cams just doing their jobs...
  7. Another Study
  8. gay flight attendant
  9. Paying for sex
  10. Globally Televised Appearance by the Press Secretary
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Democrats Protest Iraq War, Remove Spines, Vote for it Anyway
  2. How to Categorize Tech Support Callers
  3. The impeccable logic of children
  4. Speaking of Computers
  5. October 12th ~ Great Outdoor Underwear Festival <Adult theme>
  6. Starving Third World Masses Warned Against Evils Of Contraception
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. From the "You Cant Make This Stuff Up" department...
  2. A very frustrating day!
  3. Shit!!
  4. Three Wishes
  5. Is that your jeep
  6. October 13th ~ US Navy Authorized
  7. Whos on first
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Southwest Airlines offers "Scrawny" fares
  2. A couple of puppy dog giggles
  3. You Gotta Tell Her!
  4. Scary Story
  5. Are You A New Yorker?
  6. The Sly One
  7. COLUMBUS DAY
  8. New office
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Snoop Dogg Comes Clean
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Fight Song
  2. The second puppy dog giggle
  3. Going In Fashion
  4. Blondes and Trivial Pursuit
  5. October 15th ~ World Poetry Day
  6. "That is remarkable!" remarked the Old Perfesser.
  7. The Cynics Guide To Life
  8. I Am who I Am
  9. Keeping your sanity
  10. This Weeks News In Brief < adult >
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Wins Nobel War Prize
  2. The teenagers surgery
  3. Grassroots Political Humor <adult>
  4. morning prayer and safe sex (offensive to religious types)
  5. Stanley & Livingstone
  6. The Amazing Italian.....
  7. October 16th ~ National Boss Day
  8. Can the GOP "Really" be trusted with Homeland Defense?
  9. Wedding Plans
  10. Press Briefing by the President
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Youre Too Fat
  2. Good news and bad news
  3. Q & A <adult>
  4. children
  5. Tips For Newlyweds....
  6. Caddy Advice
  7. October 17th ~ Pigs Can Fly Day
  8. Heavenly response
  9. Pastors Halloween Tips For Holyweeners
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bingo-Playing Golden-Age Golden Glove Catholic Gang Members Lay Waste to Bay State
  2. Canadian Jokes, eh?
  3. The locked drawer. --Possibly offensive to Navy Officers of rank LT CMDR or higher:-)
  4. More Q&A groaners
  5. Laundry Rules
  6. Timed
  7. Where is she?
  8. Artistic humor
  9. The way it is!!
  10. October 18th ~ Long-Distance Telephone Day
  11. <No subject given>
  12. Bush On Economy: Saddam Must Be Overthrown
  13. She aint no dummy!!
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush: War with Iraq May Be Only Way to Find Out if it is as Evil as North Korea
  2. A Fish Story
  3. October 19th ~ First Woman Physician
  4. Woooooo!!!
  5. How To Argue Well
  6. The Young Priest
  7. Mother Superior <off to cath.>
  8. Home-Buying Tips
  9. Just how sick was he?
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Palestinian Authority to Lay Off Suicide Bombers
  2. New Age Acronyms
  3. More groaners
  4. 20 Ways In Which A Dildo Beats The Real Thing <Adult>
  5. October 20th ~ National Pharmacy Week <Adult>
  6. Government!!!
  7. service<adult>
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  9. cannibals
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Ways To Make Football Even More Exciting
  2. The towel
  3. An Old Favorite To Return, Updated
  4. On Vacation
  5. drunks<lang>
  6. October 21th ~ National Employees Appreciation Week <Adult>
  7. double service
  8. 2002 Nobel Prize Winners
  9. Serious surgery
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The God Squad
  2. The Perfect Woman Would Say.....
  3. How to get to Heaven
  4. "Perhaps I will," said the Old Perfesser with all his might.
  5. <ADULT> Offensive to men
  6. Not On Church Walls
  7. October 22nd ~ Texas President Day
  8. birds bees<adult>
  9. The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
  10. And Now, Outright Lies From Our Sponsors
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Worst Case Scenario Handbook
  2. Fun Facts.....
  3. Not Dr. Seuss
  4. One way to find out!
  5. Campaigning
  6. The Cajun fambly
  7. Liquor Warning From Health Canada
  8. October 23rd ~ Sex on the Brain Day <Adult>
  9. my halloween custome <off to most>
  10. Mole Day
  11. Walking to School
  12. Statement by the President
  13. Little Johnny and the Priest
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Too Kinky < ADULT >
  2. Lessons From History...
  3. Johnny and the Priest
  4. Email Summary
  5. Not For Pet Lovers!
  6. Government Contracting Definitions
  7. October 24th ~ Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
  8. Abby: <adult>
  9. Health
  10. Lake Wobegon Daze
  11. The Test
  12. Bunny
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Stephen Hawkings Bullys Me Says Christopher Reeves
  2. New Card Game <adult, off.>
  3. 10 Traits You Dont Want In Your New Puppy
  4. Not Spam<Language>
  5. October 25th ~ National Magic Week
  6. marrage
  7. Woulda sent this sooner, but I took it on the lamb!
  8. His wish was granted
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. McDonalds Recalls Billions and Billions of Burgers
  2. 20 Worst Things To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant
  3. Dear Abby
  4. remove
  5. Timeing
  6. October 26th ~ Gunfight at the OK Corral
  7. sheep farmer
  8. Red Sox Swing Deal for Student Writer
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Feds Nab Snipers, Lose Martha Stewart
  2. A plan for a day
  3. Karate <A sad tale>
  4. October 27th ~ Mother-In-Law Day
  5. HAIKUS ON GETTING OLD
  6. Someone Actually Buys One of those Scooter Invention Things
  7. Statement by the Presidents
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Angry White Loner In Van Still On The Loose, Profilers Warn
  2. Whats missing?
  3. <No subject given>
  4. Words That Arent Yet (but should be) In The Dictionary
  5. From the 1900 Census
  6. Grand Slammed (What the Yanks are doing this fall)
  7. October 28th ~ Turnaround Tuesday
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. An unhappy marriage
  2. "Wow!" barked the Old Perfesser, with a bow.
  3. Special Pig
  4. bill paying logic
  5. Slow Down or Stop
  6. ello
  7. Moon festival
  8. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Ken Lay To Use Method Acting Defense
  2. Dear Abby.....
  3. 10 things different about being a Southern witch
  4. Halloween Spookies...
  5. The wisdom of children
  6. Pumpkins vs Men
  7. "What I Meant To Say...." (adult lang.)
  8. Mikes Ebonics
  9. Holloween groaners
  10. Burglar seeks employment in order to reform?
  11. October 30th ~ Devils Night
  12. Worlds Worst Heckles
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Surgeon General Issues Warning: Home-Schooled Students Victims of Mom Peer Pressure
  2. Japanese Royal Family Escapes from Habitat <irreverent>
  3. Trick or treat
  4. Pros and Cons... <adult>
  5. Halloween Humor
  6. Inner Strength
  7. Darwin Award Nominees: Halloween Edition
  8. Famous Sayings
  9. October 31st ~ Halloween <Adult Costume Ideas>
  10. Earthquake in Mexico <offensive to Mexicans>
  11. This Weeks Horoscopes < adult >
  12. This is home for me
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