The Humor List Postings for September 2002

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Pope Concludes Nostalgic Trip To Boyhood Home By Beating Crap Out Of Old Hockey Coach
  2. Bar Jokes
  3. Blondie
  4. Zoo
  5. September 1st ~ Highest Birth Rate Month
  6. Got milk?
  7. The Army and the Mountain Man
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  9. WHAT GENDER ARE THEY? <adult>
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Canadian Man Mildly Offended That America Isnt Threatening To Invade Canada
  2. Dont shake that lawyer! <offensive to lawyers>
  3. A lawyer in Heaven
  4. Relationships
  5. September 2nd ~ Labor Day <ADULT>
  6. Speeding
  7. Baseball Strike
  8. Thinking Of Cheating
  9. Remarks by the President
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Curling Scandal Rocks Minnesota
  2. Fall 2002 TV Preview: See them before theyre canceled ( CBS )
  3. Laugh long and loudly and enjoy your kids
  4. Honorary Degree
  5. September 3rd ~ Bowie Net Day <ADULTISH>
  6. In Flight Mealtime
  7. Labor Day Late-Braking News
  8. "Its MrsPerfessers night out," said The Old Perfesser helplessly.
  9. Ya know, this may be more funnier than you think!
  10. Well water <offensive to Arabs>
  11. Traffic Report for August 2002
  12. DO THE WORD mARRied twist ur barn door 22 $$aDULLt$$
  13. News Flash - Middle East <clean-ish>
  14. Close the deal
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Ways To Make Going Back To School More Fun
  2. Social Securith sex
  3. My Favorite Things <off. to the VRWC>
  4. September 4th ~ Los Angeles Birthday <OFFENSIVE TO RESIDENTS>
  5. Marry who?
  6. Senior Wedding
  7. Blonde Joke
  8. Such is life <clean>
  9. The Republic of Berkeley
  10. Remarks by the President and Nance Bass
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Women Plan Annual Affairs as NFL Season Begins
  2. Thanks, Mr. Ex-Pres.
  3. Whats So Punny?!?
  4. Helping Out
  5. Take two aspirins....
  6. September 5th ~ National Shrink Day
  7. Secrets to a Happy Marriage.....
  8. Literacy
  9. This Weeks News In Brief
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Cheney and Rumsfeld To Take On Iraq With Their Bare Hands
  2. A few Andy Rooneyisms
  3. Bush to Advertise for New Iraqi Leader
  4. A Sense Of Wonder <prob. blasphemous>
  5. Elephants Remember
  6. First things first
  7. September 6th ~ Co-Ed College Days
  8. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  9. A Quiz for Older People
  10. The Boss Died
  11. Loss of personal freedoms
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Things Dub Tells Tony Blair Regarding Inevitable Iraqi Invasion
  2. Managerial efficiency
  3. Fly sex
  4. Dyslexia
  5. September 7th ~ Falling In Love Day
  6. Thermos Bottle
  7. Millionaire
  8. Will and testament
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Laws of the land
  2. September 8th ~ National Grandparents Day
  3. Anna Kournikova To Have Dirty, Dirty Sex To Train For 2003 Grand Slam
  4. Types of women <sexist>
  5. Jedi Religion
  6. Oldies But Goodies
  7. Fun and games with Nike (Part 1 of 2)
  8. Press Briefing by the President
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Canadian Euphemisms For Sex
  2. The toilet secrets of ladies
  3. COPING
  4. The Drunk <language>
  5. Ode To Health Care
  6. September 9th ~ National Boss/Employee Exchange Day
  7. Court Humour.....
  8. Fun and games with Nike (Part 2 of 2)
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes < adult language >
  10. Where Do Pills Go?
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Fictional Characters Angered By Writer Stereotypes
  2. The Pastor
  3. Work Humour.....
  4. New Golf Partner
  5. "Would anyone like some Parmesan?" asked The Old Perfesser gratingly.
  6. Definitions In The Mating Game
  7. Some words about Feminine Hygiene Products
  8. Men are like ... <offensive to men>
  9. Not Adolf either
  10. September 10th ~ Gunsmoke Birthday
  11. The 9/11 Anniversary < adult language >
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Frances Unbathed Citizens Spared from European Floods
  2. A CONSPIRACY.........
  3. September 11th ~ Patriot Day
  4. Parking ticket
  5. Youll feel smart after reading this!
  6. Who Remembers.... <adult>
  7. Show and tell can be exciting
  8. Job (In)Security
  9. A Reflection on the First Anniversary of 9/11
  10. The Punishment
  11. Military knowledge
  12. Fall 2002 TV Preview: See them before theyre canceled ( ABC / UPN )
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Investment Advice For Rough Times < adult language >
  2. The failing grade
  3. Various Smiles....
  4. Operation TIPS
  5. What Sound?
  6. September 12th ~ National Policewoman Day
  7. Happy Birthday H.L.!
  8. Bladder break
  9. Interview by the President
  10. North vs. South
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Crack Whores Remember 9/11
  2. Hair cutting competition
  3. Hollywood Squares....
  4. Q & A <adult>
  5. September 13th ~ Defy Superstition Day <Offensive to Religiously Inclined>
  6. Where Are You From?
  7. Medical Problem
  8. Sex and Violence contaminate the pages of The Chronicle of Higher Ed! <adult situations>
  9. Show and tell
  10. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A Look Back At Summer 2002
  2. Stock Market Report
  3. Game of Golf
  4. News from around the world
  5. September 14th ~ Father-Son Homer Day
  6. Affair
  7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. =?Windows-1252?Q?=93I_like_to_get_pissy_with_the_drink_and_hit_on_the_las? = =?Windows-1252?Q?ses=94?=
  2. The banker
  3. Horse Country
  4. Hearing Aid
  5. September 15th ~ National Chiropractor Day
  6. Room temperature
  7. Iraq at a Glance
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bad Memorial Ideas
  2. A Letterman Top Ten list
  3. Blind Date
  4. Florida Elections... They Did It Again!!!
  5. Head Hog
  6. Great Truths.....
  7. Earache
  8. September 16th ~ Mayflower Day
  9. Career goal
  10. Remarks by the President
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Iraq Agrees To Weapons Inspections; Cheney Begs Them To Reconsider
  2. Girls Prayer/Boys Prayer.....
  3. Headlines 2035
  4. A dumb crook
  5. A Pun (A groaner, but not offensive)
  6. How To Rob A Bank (or...how not to...)
  7. "Sure, I can climb cliffs!" The Old Perfesser bluffed.
  8. Men Washing Stuff (clean)
  9. September 17th ~ Citizenship Day <Adultish>
  10. Sleeping beauties
  11. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Baal Wins "American Idol" Competition
  2. Humor from the boss
  3. Hotel signs
  4. Toy Disclaimers
  5. Joining the Army of the Lord
  6. September 18th ~ US Air Force Birthday
  7. How To Shower Like A Woman
  8. Boondocks: Late-Braking News Network
  9. Mens Thesaurus.....
  10. Morale booster
  11. Fall 2002 TV Preview: See them before theyre canceled ( NBC / WB )
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Newly Discovered Dead Sea Scroll Reveals Columbus, Ohio Is Actually the Holy Land
  2. a BLONDE JOKE
  3. WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
  4. Gimme That Old Time Religion <blasphemy!! adult>
  5. How To Shower Like A Man
  6. Statistical finding <adult, off. to workaholics...>
  7. September 19th ~ Holy Batman Day <Adult>
  8. Another bumper sticker list
  9. Total coverage
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Saddam Hussein Tips for A Romantic Evening
  2. "The Most Powerful Word"
  3. Words of wisdom
  4. September 20th ~ Battle of the Sexes <Adultish>
  5. junk e-mail <adult>
  6. A Ghost?
  7. Immaculate Conception?
  8. The baby shot
  9. You Know Youre Trailer Trash When
  10. The more things change...
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Tips For College Life
  2. The unruly child
  3. September 21st ~ US Daily Newspaper Day <Adultish>
  4. The Rodeo position
  5. EU debates measures to restore order and democracy in Florida
  6. Redneck Love Poem
  7. A few Jokes
  8. Salad bowl
  9. Fall 2002 TV Preview: See them before theyre canceled ( FOX )
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. and the beat goes on ...
  2. Cajun government officials
  3. Heart Transplant
  4. September 22nd ~ Dear Diary Day
  5. Satire of Bush May be Threat
  6. My Son the Veterinarian
  7. Reminder
  8. This must have been written by a woman.....
  9. Celebrity Clothing Lines < adult >
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Launches Operation Shut-Your-Piehole Against European Leaders
  2. Some Marine Corp humor [adult language]
  3. possibly offensive to elder aunts
  4. Good News, Bad News...
  5. Could It Be Worse?
  6. September 23rd ~ Autumn Starts 04:56 UTC
  7. Bush joke <off to Bush supporters>
  8. Where do you want to go today? <clean>
  9. Blazing saddles
  10. The Onion presents: Tracing Your Genealogy
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Harry Potter Author Pregnant; Will Deliver Baby In 14 To 18 Months
  2. Writers Hell and the Heavenly Horse
  3. Smiles.....
  4. Crossing the Delaware [Contains the "S" word]
  5. September 24th ~ Libra, 7th sign of the Zodiac (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
  6. Idiots All
  7. not offensive, except maybe to bad cooks.
  8. "The situation is grave," The Old Perfesser said cryptically. <adult>
  9. Dont mess with little old ladies
  10. Ouch! <clean, off. to the fanatics>
  11. Choices
  12. Fall 2002 TV Preview: See them before theyre canceled ( Cable ) < adult language >
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. =?Windows-1252?Q?Iraq_To_Allow_Weapons_Inspectors_Back_Unconditionally=2C? = =?Windows-1252?Q?_With_The_Following_Conditions=85?=
  2. September 25th ~ Food Service Employees Day
  3. Gas Prices???
  4. Teenage logic
  5. a night out
  6. You Might Be....
  7. How Times Have Changed!
  8. A few Jokes
  9. Caribbean Tale <clean>
  10. Prepare for landing
  11. True facts: Vin Diesel X-posed!
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Old Joe
  2. Schuberts Unfinished Symphony and Dog Goes to Movies
  3. Whats for dinner?
  4. Trust.....
  5. A condom once used, ...
  6. Football Players
  7. A golf lesson
  8. The Time Of Your Life
  9. September 26th ~ International Tool Time Day <Adult, Poss offensive to males??>
  10. Palindromes and their cousins
  11. Saucy trade
  12. Bible Based Reality Show, Too Gruesome for Network Television
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Fisher-Price Wins Florida Ballot Design Contract
  2. A couple of jokes
  3. Method and apparatus of compulsory ventilation of BodyArmor in field conditions.
  4. Corporate Lessons For The Day.....
  5. Classic Story ...
  6. Police Humor
  7. Good Advice?
  8. September 27th ~ Answering Machine Birthday
  9. The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly <Mature>
  10. Comments Sports Commentators Wish They Could Take Back:
  11. Fall Movie Preview 2002
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Ashcroft Justifies Use Of Canadian Slaves On Biblical Grounds
  2. DINNER CONVERSATION.....
  3. The five stages of life
  4. Another SUV?
  5. September 28th ~ First Marathon Anniversary
  6. Inconspicuous
  7. This Weeks Horoscopes
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. =?Windows-1252?Q?Falwell_Outraged_By_=91Openly_Gay_Purple_M&M=92s=92?=
  2. A Quiz
  3. The Hangover Scale.....
  4. An oldie but goodie
  5. Lawyer Joke <adult>
  6. September 29th ~ Michaelmas
  7. Accommodation
  8. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  9. Salesmanship
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Is On Drugs
  2. Nutrition.....
  3. Robbery (may be offensive to blondes)
  4. about the blonde
  5. Good Investment
  6. Cracking The Code
  7. September 30th ~ Internet Explorer 4.0 Birthday
  8. ATM Procedures
  9. Buzz
  10. Statement by the President
  11. Al Gore Fan <off to Bush fans>
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