The Humor List Postings for August 2002

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1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Stock Market Disappears
  2. Hillbilly logic [Adultish]
  3. Marriage Quickies
  4. So now we know.....
  5. UK Address <adult>
  6. George Carlin collection of 1-liners
  7. August 1st ~ Month of Wars and Fighting
  8. Secrets to a happy marriage <sexist>
  9. Just a coincidence
  10. U.S. Takes Out Debt-Consolidation Loan
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs the French Armed Forces are in a State of Disarray
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/26/02 (Part 1)
  3. Trolls United Regarding Defamation
  4. New Definitions.....
  5. Jennys Poem <adult>
  6. Civil Servants!
  7. Military coffee?
  8. August 2nd ~ Gambling is Dangerous Day
  9. DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.
  10. Man vs. woman
  11. Piggy Bank (clean)
  12. Due date
  13. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs President Bush Needs A Vacation
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/26/02 (Part 2)
  3. If the customer wants rain.....
  4. Bulls.....
  5. Two profound questions
  6. August 3rd ~ Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh Day
  7. Doubts about Santa Claus
  8. blessed <off gays>
  9. Hospital Charts
  10. The Great Stand-Up Comedy Questions Answered
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Researchers Assert Regular Sexual Activity Healthy, Or So They Hear
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/26/02 (Part 3)
  3. Viagra slogans
  4. No Breakfast
  5. Are you a psycho? Try this quick quiz.
  6. Tasteless Jewish humor
  7. August 4th ~ Freedom Of The Press Day
  8. A Must Read.....
  9. How the internet really began
  10. a kind word...
  11. unsubscribe
  12. Whats On TV Tonight <adult>
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Perks Of Being Osama Bin Ladens Son
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/26/02 (Part 4)
  3. Conflicting Proverbs
  4. Improved
  5. August 5th ~ "Damn The Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead" Day
  6. The Mexican bungee
  7. Follow up REport from Upstate New York --Summer 2002
  8. The auto accident
  9. Rehearsal dinner
  10. Words I Hope Will Not Appear In My Obituary
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. NFL Films releases Career Highlights of Ryan Leaf
  2. Up uP UPPpppp PoP goes the .....
  3. Math quickie
  4. "Puns of the Weak" 07/26/02 (Part 5)
  5. Dinner.....
  6. Assertiveness <mildly sexist>
  7. "Im mentioned in this book," said The Old Perfesser contentedly.
  8. A Shuttle To New York
  9. A Vets Opinion (pun)
  10. August 6th ~ Hypnosis Day
  11. Lion King (clean)
  12. The Patient
  13. Hymns for all of the OldFs
  14. Death audit
  15. Open the Door, Its Dominos... You Bastard
  16. "Puns of the Weak" 08/02/02 (Part 1)
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Good Things About A Baseball Strike
  2. Things to say when stressed by work <some off lang>
  3. Women vs. Men....
  4. Its All Bubbas Fault!!!
  5. Husband 1.0
  6. Grannys mandate
  7. Whats in a name? Happy Birthday Margaretha!
  8. At The Convent
  9. The Salesman
  10. Platinum card
  11. August 7th ~ Beach Party Day
  12. New Sodas for You to Savor
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Its all in the bait
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 08/02/02 (Part 2)
  3. Driving
  4. Wisdom.....
  5. Sing-Along
  6. The profession of motherhood
  7. Got milk?
  8. My Turn
  9. Im lost!!!!
  10. Sunday sermon <clean>
  11. August 8th ~ America Off-Line Day
  12. Recruits
  13. Sanrio Introduces New Divorced Character
  14. whaTT a big buckle U HAVE.. ummm +aDULLt+
  15. "Puns of the Weak" 08/02/02 (Part 3)
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Worst Names For A Seafood Restaurant
  2. Alligator food {One use of the "S" word]
  3. Smiles.....
  4. Vacations And Stuff <adult>
  5. Things you would like to say at work . . .
  6. Just Say No
  7. Winterize Your Lawn (clean)
  8. ticket
  9. stock market
  10. Variation on hillbilly joke
  11. Good deed
  12. August 9th ~ Smokey The Bears Birthday <ADULT>
  13. Remarks by the President
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Rules For Terrorist Dating
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 08/02/02 (Part 4)
  3. Old tunes revisited
  4. Cant Take It With You (From The Classics File)
  5. How Many Calories In A Mouse?
  6. Why?
  7. Mr. Hare
  8. August 10th ~ Like A Virgin Day <ADULT>
  9. The missed question
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  11. "Puns of the Weak" 09/02/02 (Part 5)
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Holocaust Deniers Change Tactics, Now Deny World War II
  2. Small town list
  3. I want a Martinis
  4. Word fun
  5. Looking Back
  6. Truths
  7. A curse on your sewer
  8. The Sheik.....
  9. <No subject given>
  10. The Pro vs Duffer
  11. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Cartagena Cartel Test Markets "New Coke"
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 08/09/02 (Part 1)
  3. Things To Say When Youre Stressed at Work....
  4. Ring Ring...
  5. My drug problem
  6. August 12th ~ Thank You Day <ADULT>
  7. Theyre looking for you <clean>
  8. Oil Change Instructions
  9. Gift
  10. Girl Gone Wild
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Stalks Saddam Before Cameras: Announces Surprise War
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 08/09/02(Part 2)
  3. Physician, heal thyself!
  4. Dallas.....
  5. Walking The Dog
  6. When (or if) I grow up...
  7. The second funeral
  8. Going Postal (adult language)
  9. All about me
  10. August 13th ~ Happy Birthday William <ADULT>
  11. "Puns of the Weak" 08/09/02 (Part 3)
  12. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Zimbabwe Changes Name to AAA Zimbabwe
  2. Classic Puns.....
  3. <Kids story>: Biggest number
  4. The policaman
  5. Safety Phones
  6. Sturgeon fishing <hopefully offensive to Minnesotans>
  7. Ship (this Bogus Etymology) High in Transit <contains the S-Word!>
  8. Bug be gone
  9. August 14th ~ National Senior Citizens Day
  10. lesson
  11. Traffic Report for July 2002
  12. JOB?? <Adult: offensive to gays and mexicans>
  13. Its so hot...
  14. Jury duty
  15. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. More Delays: Iraq Now Says U.S. Must Publish "Intent To Attack" Notice In Baghdad Paper
  2. Investment advice
  3. A Bit Of Jewish Humor.....
  4. Traditions
  5. Savior (clean)
  6. "Puns of the Weak" 08/09/02 (Part 4)
  7. Work Vocabulary
  8. August 15th ~ Transcontinental Railroad Day
  9. Vaudeville routine
  10. The Fast Food Lawsuit
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Your New Wife Is Elvis Daughter
  2. ESL
  3. Female Comebacks.....
  4. Fishing For Trout
  5. August 16th ~ I Wanna Be A Cowboys Sweetheart Day <ADULT>
  6. And still another viagra joke
  7. The Challenge (adult humor)
  8. Quiet
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Investors Question "Elvis," "Donald Duck," "Tupac" Signatures On Corporate Oaths
  2. That is old!
  3. The Bulwer-Lytton (bad prose) contest
  4. Love & Marriage....
  5. Flagpole Measurement
  6. Comeback line
  7. Truth
  8. Dog training
  9. I feel sorry for Tillie; dont you?
  10. Phone sponsor
  11. August 17th ~ International Boat Race Day <ADULT>
  12. Vaccinate Me Elmo (New characters for "Sesame Street")
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Report That Pessimists Die Sooner No Big Surprise to Pessimists
  2. Basic rules of life
  3. Hot n cold
  4. HMOs And You
  5. International Dating Etiquette.....
  6. August 18th ~ Bad Poetry Day <ADULT>
  7. Gift idea <insensitive>
  8. Classes for Men
  9. Doctors Visit
  10. whole-wheat bread
  11. Little Missy
  12. Pending Cell Phone Legislation
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Beware Of Inverted Pyramid Scams
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 08/16/02 (Part 1)
  3. Even GOD Enjoys A Good Laugh.....
  4. Random thoughts for the day
  5. You Cant Say That!!!
  6. Ben Franklin
  7. August 19th ~ Go To The Track Day
  8. breast in lagement<adult>
  9. The Disaster
  10. elderly ladies <adult>
  11. Hey! Dont Nash Your Teeth
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. "Life is not Always a Well-Rinsed Bowl of Bing Cherries"
  2. Speeding Ticket
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 08/16/02 (Part 2)
  4. Press Briefing by the President
  5. SELF-ESTEEM.....
  6. "You must be the host," The Old Perfesser guessed.
  7. An older gentlemans health problem
  8. Special joys of womanhood
  9. Success
  10. Chinese humor <off. only to stupid rednecks>
  11. "Puns of the Weak" 08/16/02 (Part 3)
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Ironic Times
  2. Need A Break From Your "Grown Up" Life.....
  3. Two blondes
  4. Saddams In Deep Doggie-Doo
  5. Postal Service Exam
  6. Doctors receptionist
  7. Admission to Heaven (adult)
  8. You live in . . . when . . .
  9. The Silly Season IS upon us!!
  10. August 21st ~ American Bar Association Day
  11. culture clash
  12. "Puns of the Weak" 08/16/02 (Part 4)
  13. Remarks by the President
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Saddam Hussein is Afraid of a U.S. Attack
  2. New Medicines <adultish>
  3. Dogs.....
  4. The new pastor
  5. Mixed Bag Of Funnies <adult>
  6. Sold!
  7. I GAURANTEE YOU WILL SEE $$$$! <Go ahead, OPEN THIS!>
  8. August 22nd ~ Day To Check For Symptoms Of A Nervous Breakdown
  9. kid stuff
  10. Press Briefing by the President
  11. "Puns of the Weak" 08/16/02 (Part 5)
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Louisiana Mosquito Ranch Forced to Close
  2. Groaner du jour <silly, too>
  3. Warning!!!
  4. Someone Ate The Baby <semi-tasteless>
  5. Whats The Problem?
  6. This is perfect for finally making us understand males....
  7. The move to Texas - hot enough for ya?
  8. golf
  9. A Letter From The Army
  10. August 23rd ~ Fanny Farmer School Of Cooking Day <Offensive to animal lovers>
  11. This Weeks Horoscopes
  12. [Fwd: A PUNY Thread: Crimes (Part 1)]
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Bill Gates Is Not Richer Than God, Says God
  2. Chain Letter for Men <sexist>
  3. More bout Enron
  4. Two Cows....
  5. Multi-Syllabic <adultish>
  6. Sven and Ole <offensive to Minnesotans>
  7. August 24th ~ Potato Days Festival
  8. Super salesman
  9. Haikus on Body Piercing
  10. wedding reg.
  11. Statement by the President
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Rejected Sudanese National Slogans
  2. A mans face
  3. Tater people
  4. From the Mouths of Babes
  5. August 25th ~ Gas Mask Day
  6. Why Kittens Are Better Than Kids
  7. Job advisers
  8. Cowboy
  9. God Promises Big Surprises In Store For Hurricane Season
  10. A PUNY Thread: Crimes (Part 2)
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. CNN & Time Life Video Present "The Al Qaeda Training Library"
  2. Irony 2002
  3. Drawbacks Of Cubicles
  4. Chicken Soup for.... <adult>
  5. Not Woman To Woman
  6. Fractured poetry
  7. Mistake
  8. The Sales Lady
  9. August 26th ~ Healthy Lifestyles Day
  10. No problem
  11. Things I Wish Id Said
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Nation Facing Shortage Of Economic Slogans
  2. [Fwd: "Puns of the Weak" 08/23/02 (Part 1)]
  3. Corporate lessons
  4. Another Day, Another.....
  5. OUCH! IT STILL HURTS....
  6. You Get What You Pay For
  7. Late-Braking News: Cheney/Bush declare war
  8. August 27th ~ First Kiss Day <ADULT>
  9. Accounting
  10. King Mu
  11. Dem or Rep? <offensive to Reps (hopefully)>
  12. Third-date syndrome
  13. The copy
  14. "Puns of the Weak" 08/23/02 (Part 2)
  15. Thats Some Pig!
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Heaven Running Short of Virgins
  2. IF A DOG WAS YOUR TEACHER...
  3. LATE FEES
  4. History Lesson
  5. August 28th ~ Race Your Mouse Around The Icons Day
  6. The Jackass <offensive to Dems>
  7. Prayer
  8. pet
  9. Sister Mary Katherine
  10. Barroom translations <adultish>
  11. Career path
  12. The Onion presents: Wine-Appreciation Tips
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Plan to Eliminate Wildfires, Forests
  2. Puns of the Weak 08/23/02 (Part 3)
  3. Golf.....
  4. New Police Cars
  5. Dining Out
  6. Sex Survey <adult>
  7. August 29th ~ Motorcycle Patent Day
  8. His cough
  9. Boldness
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Teacher and the Boots
  2. Fine Music
  3. Confessions
  4. Shore Leave (adult)
  5. August 30th ~ International Red Telephone Day
  6. The wisdom of females
  7. What a coincidence
  8. tgif
  9. Albert Einstein Quotes
  10. Love-in
  11. Pop-Up Windows Inventor Wont Stay Buried
  12. Monk Gloats Over Yoga Championship
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Roman Company Misstated 20 B.C. Financial Results
  2. Some Chuckles
  3. Texas Shooter
  4. This should at least make you smile!
  5. Money isnt everything
  6. August 31st ~ Coca-Cola International Days
  7. Attractive
  8. Poker Game
  9. On fire
  10. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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