The Humor List Postings for July 2002

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Dutch Churchmen Want to Change Name from Amsterdam to Amsterdarn
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 06/28/02 (Part 3)
  3. Graped <adult, off. to blondes>
  4. Just Blowing Smoke
  5. Another Viagra tale
  6. Its Those Canadians Again<lang adult>
  7. Economic Systems
  8. Rectifying the Problem of a Godless Pledge of Allegiance
  9. Exhibitionists
  10. Industry Deregulation Request Form
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Dick Cheney Actions While Acting President
  2. We said "Okay" - Thought Provoking
  3. "Happy 4th of July!" said The Old Perfesser independently.
  4. How they secured privacy
  5. Snow White And The 7 Dwarves - Questions That Have Me Stumped.
  6. The golfing Nun
  7. "Puns of the Weak" 06/28/02 (Part 4)
  8. school<adult>
  9. Man Im Old
  10. On the road
  11. Feds Fear Possible Al Qaeda TV Pilot
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Lays Out Tough Terms For Palestine To Make World Cup By 2006
  2. Classes For Men.....
  3. Nursery rhymes - new versions
  4. Its Your Patriotic Duty
  5. Exhausted
  6. Isnt it obvious? <s**t word>
  7. "Puns of the Weak" 06/28/02 (Part 5)
  8. July 3rd - REPEAT DAY
  9. Software Wed Like To See
  10. CEOs - Ya gotta love em (clean)
  11. The Priest Collar
  12. midlife
  13. Garage sale
  14. Golf Tips < adult >
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Supreme Court Rules Earnings Should Be Protected As "Art"
  2. The Law Is Dirty....
  3. A family of mice
  4. DECLARATION REBUTTAL
  5. Hot cats on a tin roof
  6. Cat up a tree
  7. Independance Day
  8. The Loan
  9. contemporary accounting
  10. Odd Knock Knock Jokes < adult language >
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Differences Between the French and Real, All-American Spider-Man
  2. Alternatives to "One nation under God" <Geographically correct>
  3. A definition
  4. The Girl In The Tool Room
  5. Random thoughts for the day
  6. Tooth fairy got caught
  7. Wishful Thinking
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Punchlines To Founding Father Dirty Jokes
  2. Circus Day
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 07/05/02 (Part 1)
  4. Whats In A Name?
  5. Hey! What time is it?
  6. Leroys mother
  7. More random thoughts for the day
  8. Pay Back
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Educators Fight To Protect Self-Esteem Of Goofy, Loser Kids
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/05/02 (Part 2)
  3. A letter of recommendation
  4. Eternal Truths Of A Jewish Grandmothers Talmud
  5. When nature calls
  6. The true Wisconsinite list
  7. Dogs!
  8. LBNN: California steaming
  9. FEW OF LIFES
  10. July 7th - US Draft Birthday
  11. Attractions Around Town: How To Make The Most Of Your Stay
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 07/05/02 (Part 3)
  2. Signs George W. Bush has "Transferified" His Presidential Powers to You
  3. The Two Morons
  4. Words of Wisdom.....
  5. An Idiot test
  6. D E A D <adult>
  7. Two drops of water, please
  8. California Creaming
  9. new kind of baby bottle
  10. When nature calls (part 2)
  11. Statement by the President
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Ways the Bushes Celebrated Dubs Birthday Weekend
  2. July 8th ~ BE A KID AGAIN DAY
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 07/05/02 (Part 4)
  4. Idiot test answers
  5. Dont Argue with Children.....
  6. Tupperware Keeps Things Fresh!
  7. "We dont have any bananas," The Old Perfesser said fruitlessly. <adult>
  8. Martha Stewart? No way!
  9. LBNN: California Dreaming, part deux
  10. Beer at work (clean)
  11. A few Jokes
  12. World Cup casualties
  13. Nevermind
  14. July 9th ~ OPEN HEART SURGERY DAY
  15. Get What You Ask For...
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Overeager, Canada Sends Smokescreen Over U.S. Before Canadian Invasion Plans Finished
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/05/02 (Part 5)
  3. Lawyers!!!
  4. Mistakes
  5. Gods balance in creation [may offend MI, IN, KY, WV and PA]
  6. Sharing
  7. Little White Truck
  8. Dust if you must
  9. Characteristics of a Redneck church
  10. Its your patriotic duty
  11. Texas airport (poss. off. to Muslims)
  12. Viagra<adult>
  13. Traffic Report for June 2002
  14. A full monty for a full turnout
  15. Statement by the President to the New York Stock Exchange
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Vows Crackdown On Corporate Corruption Unless It Happened In 1990
  2. July 10th - Sensitivity Training Day
  3. The Stella Awards.....
  4. Rejected posting to HUMOR@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
  5. Your too fat cat
  6. The Birthday Party
  7. Golden Oldies
  8. Top 10 no-no list arguing with a woman
  9. Last Rites
  10. Accident - Guaranteed to offend everybody!
  11. F.U.I.
  12. How to Stay Stressed
  13. The hook
  14. New Courses for Women
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig
  2. The Cure???
  3. Thats Baaa-aaa-aaad!!! <adult>
  4. A lesson in Yallbonics
  5. Stock market terms explained
  6. Ben Franklin
  7. Letters of Complaint-UK
  8. Worlds Easiest Quiz (clean)
  9. Speed
  10. "Puns of the Weak" 07/12/02 (Part 1)
  11. Best Years Of Area Mans Life Apparently Never Going To Happen < adult language >
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Danish Government Wants to Ban "Deep-Linking"
  2. She didnt mean the same thing
  3. Weird Facts.....
  4. Military Etiquette
  5. More New drugs
  6. Dennis Miller
  7. One last blowjob <not offensive>
  8. Good deed
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Germany to Phase Out German
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/12/02 (Part 2)
  3. Howd you like to be an egg? [Adultish]
  4. Sexual Desires <clean>
  5. Underwear on the golf course
  6. July 14th ~ Cow Appreciation Day <Adult>
  7. Viagra Q&A <a groaner>
  8. Rejected posting to HUMOR@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
  9. Please stay calm
  10. Info Please
  11. one for the ladys <lang adult>
  12. Transcript of Joint Appearance by the President and Michael Jackson
  13. "Puns of the Weak" 07/12/02 (Part 3)
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Scandal at the Sorbonne: French Professor Admits He Loves America, Hates Jerry Lewis
  2. In the UK....
  3. Im fine - How are you?
  4. A few medical chuckles [A few are repeats]
  5. The Psychiatrists 23rd Psalm <may be off. to the religious>
  6. A few Jokes
  7. Computer Women <adult>
  8. What A Drug!
  9. Rules of the game <sexist>
  10. Is hot dog eating contest a sport?
  11. July 15th ~ No-hitter Day
  12. Britney Spears Restates Earnings, Investors Call for CEO Spears to Step Down
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Retards Go On Murderous Rampage
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 06/28/02 (Part 4)
  3. The 23rd Psalm for Students <may be off. to the religious>
  4. A few ethnic oldies
  5. Hey Doc.....
  6. The Poor Family
  7. Long Life
  8. "Its time to play my wild card," The Old Perfesser deduced.
  9. The word "gay"
  10. Quotes from the 50s
  11. First Prize for T.O.P.
  12. Blindness as an asset
  13. Thoughts
  14. This Weeks News In Brief
  15. July 16th ~ Capital City Day
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Husseins Stepson
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 06/28/02 (Part 5)
  3. Omg....read this...too funny!
  4. The 23rd Coffee Psalm <MM is obsessing about the 23rd Psalm>
  5. Service
  6. BREAKING NEWS from PNN.com
  7. Words to Live By
  8. Apostle Aptitude Test results <may offend some Christians>
  9. The Telephone (clean)
  10. Blonde Joke
  11. Silent treatment
  12. July 17th ~ Wrong Way Corrigan Day
  13. Statement by the President < adult language >
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Bill Allows Pilots To Carry Guns; Now Two Things In Cockpit Will Be Loaded
  2. The Layoff....
  3. The Ancient Land Of Day
  4. The Academic 23rd Psalm <MM needs help from a qualified therapist>
  5. A few Jokes
  6. Ten things that every woman knows
  7. GeeDubyas 23rd Psalm <for Maury, cause I *am* a qualified therapist>
  8. Be Strong honey
  9. Question: What kind of bull charges only green, white and orange flags?
  10. The Lone Ranger (clean)
  11. Peanut butter
  12. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult> / Statement by the Vice President
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Palestine Plans "Giant Suicide Bomb"
  2. The evils of marijuana
  3. The Obsessive/Compulsive 23rd Psalm
  4. Gone Too Soon
  5. Woman <Offensive to women>
  6. The Gas Cap
  7. Logic
  8. July 19th ~ Bloomer Day
  9. Golf
  10. The Checkup
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  12. "Puns of the Weak" 07/19/02 (Part 1)
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons Osama bin Laden Wants to Commit Suicide on TV
  2. Its a hard life for a marine
  3. Advice for women <offensive to men>
  4. No More Chicken
  5. I am Woman ... <may offend feminists>
  6. July 20th ~ Moon Day
  7. Australian Advertisement....
  8. High on cow dung
  9. Southwest Airlines Announces New Policy of Storing Midgets in Overhead Bin
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. French Army to Market "Ultimate Surrender" Video Game
  2. The TRUE story of the Internet
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 07/19/02 (Part 2)
  4. At the sporting goods store
  5. Sold!
  6. True Medical Tales.....
  7. SUNDAY ~ July 21st ~ Take A Monkey To Lunch Day <ADULT LANGUAGE>
  8. Fly high
  9. Statement by the President
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Alan Greenspan Euphemisms For Sex
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 07/19/02 (Part 3)
  3. Irish Humour.....
  4. What Trip ??
  5. Little Johnny
  6. doNt wAIT......doint wieght.....freezed
  7. <ILLUMINATING STORY> Phryne and the trial of the most beautiful womanin her time
  8. The Solution
  9. The Mathematician/Physicist
  10. Losing your load <dumb blonde joke>
  11. July 22nd ~ U.S. Mass Wedding Day
  12. Get nurses fast
  13. Jacko Not Wacko
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Traficant Blames Hairpiece for Felonies
  2. The will
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 07/19/02 (Part 4)
  4. A Smile.....
  5. "My word is final!" The Old Perfesser dictated to his secretary.
  6. Sleeping with mom
  7. Language Interpreter
  8. July 23rd - Leo, the Lion (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
  9. Hare restorer <silly and bad>
  10. ostume party
  11. his Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten...
  2. Not too old to count
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 07/19/02 (Part 5)
  4. An Oldie but Goodie
  5. Lusty Limericks <adult!>
  6. A few Jokes
  7. Thoughts on Marriage
  8. July 24th ~ Amelia Earhart Day
  9. Field Test
  10. New Variation on the "30 Seconds on the Ground" Rule
  11. Jargon
  12. Statement by the Attorney General
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Sesame Street to Introduce Crack Addict Muppet
  2. Godfather W
  3. A blonde joke thats new - at least, to me
  4. July 25th ~ General Of The Army Day
  5. Religious Humor <sure to offend many>
  6. Thoughts On Golf
  7. Senility prayer
  8. Bumper Stickers.....
  9. Rejected posting to HUMOR@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
  10. DRIVE THROUGH ATMs
  11. Access to lap dances
  12. Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby < adult >
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Alpha-Centauri Put on Earths No-Call List
  2. Another Drunk Story.....
  3. Observations on life - some old, some new- at least to me
  4. Re-Releases!!!
  5. A Texas policemans job is never done....
  6. Thoughts From The Rest Room
  7. Coffee Break
  8. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  9. What the doctor ordered
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lesbian Online Relationship Ends Terribly When Both Men Meet
  2. Thoughts On This And That
  3. Economic advice
  4. New Pepsi....
  5. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?The_Stiff_<Risqu=E9>?=
  6. Give me a minute...
  7. Mass circumcision in Kabul
  8. Little Girl
  9. Statement by the President
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Alan Greenspan Thinks The Economy Is Screwed
  2. Life after death
  3. Compound Interest
  4. Polish copycat terrorist
  5. Drinking this weekend???
  6. Hit and run
  7. Think About It
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. German Game Show "The Final Solution" Causes Controversy
  2. Sex stuff.......
  3. Boudreaux meets the challenge
  4. Girls Just Wanna Have Puns <adult>
  5. A few Jokes
  6. Its A Miracle!
  7. Tit for tat
  8. No tit for tat
  9. REport From Upstate New York {Sophomorically Adult}
  10. ice Suit (clean)
  11. ourist attraction
  12. he "Rolling Stone" Makeover
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Little Known Facts About The Snakehead Fish
  2. Makes you wonder....
  3. Scholastic religiosity
  4. "I shouldve joined the navy," The Old Perfesser said fleetingly.
  5. July 30th ~ Body Builders Day
  6. Ticket, please! <adult>
  7. Rules for working girls (1943 version)
  8. Repaired!
  9. The Debt Clock
  10. faux pas. <adult>
  11. Caution ahead
  12. This Weeks News In Brief
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Fast Food Restaurants Sued For Making Man Unhealthy
  2. Government....
  3. The bank loan
  4. ECONOMY
  5. Sure Fire Cure
  6. If Moses had had a computer....
  7. July 31st ~ Chicken Rescue Day <Poss offensive to X-Files fans>
  8. Directory
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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