The Humor List Postings for May 2002

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 04/26/02 (Part 4)
  2. Airport Security
  3. Booby talk <cleanish, very silly>
  4. YOU JUST MIGHT BE.....
  5. Kids and religion
  6. A Republican Is....
  7. The Gnome Knows
  8. The sweetest kiss of all
  9. Whos the boss?
  10. The Osbournes < adult language >
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Kiss Hanks ass < part 2 of 2; adult language; possibly off. to religious >
  2. Talkative <jewish>
  3. A Democrat Is ...
  4. If you get caught.....
  5. A Carribean Getaway
  6. Farmer Jokes
  7. Coffee! Coffee NOW!
  8. What A Woman Wants In A Man
  9. Once, Twice?
  10. English lit
  11. Bare Facts
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Multi-Cultural Ethnical Gibes And Jestings <adult, off.>
  2. Great truths [Some repeats; some new, at least to me]
  3. The Truth About BBQing.....
  4. Only in America
  5. A day at the zoo
  6. New Government Warnings
  7. Open
  8. The Job
  9. Dead to Get Back at One Medium for Harassing Them
  10. In the army
  11. This Weeks News In Brief < adult >
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Hymns for OldFs
  2. Golf - a pastoral sport
  3. This Is Golf???
  4. Transportation
  5. Crime and punishment
  6. Strange diseases <adultish, groanerish>
  7. A Couple Of Smiles.....
  8. Getting Into Heaven
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  2. Bush: "Dad Left Wallet in Iraq"
  3. Scents
  4. Red Riding Hood with a twist
  5. Together At Last
  6. Administratium
  7. Traffic Report for April 2002
  8. Father of many
  9. Neighbours <no off.>
  10. GULBbbbbbbbbLEEEEEE
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Philip Morris To Change Name To Altria; Lung Cancer To Change Name To Philip Morris
  2. friend <if you dont think it belongs on the list sorry>
  3. Politically correct terms for students
  4. Italian Priorities.....
  5. Her three daughters [Adultish]
  6. Blondie
  7. Gossip <humor>
  8. Late Again
  9. Puns of the Weak 5/3/02 (Part 1)
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Terrorist Cant Believe Many in US still "Dont Get It"
  2. A linguistic experience
  3. Damn Women Drivers....
  4. "I can no longer hear anything," said The Old Perfesser deftly.
  5. Wheres the beef?
  6. Playing Bridge
  7. Schooltalk
  8. Cherry Garcia
  9. The Clinton Show
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. U.S. Catholic Church Proposes Tough "3 Boys And Youre Out" Policy
  2. random thoughts <not offensive>
  3. May 8th - Automobile Patent Day <ADULT>
  4. A few Deep Thoughts By Steven Wright......
  5. Talk is cheap!
  6. 100% Texan
  7. Making A Movie
  8. Tetanus Shot
  9. Old Firefighters
  10. Lobbyist trainees
  11. Remarks by the President After the West Lawn T-Ball Game
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Pipe Bomber Arrested, Nations Mailboxes Safe For Bashing Again
  2. Puns of the Weak 05/03/02 (Part 2)
  3. Signs - some repeats; some new
  4. Ever Have This Happen Before???
  5. STONES
  6. A True Indian Tale
  7. Restroom conversation <not offensive>
  8. May 9th - Moon Burial Day
  9. Little Known Fact
  10. Ice fishing
  11. How To Be A Hippy < adult language >
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. FBI Offers Reward for Whereabouts Of FBI Investigation
  2. More of Lifes Rules....
  3. Just Thinking......
  4. The cyclist
  5. Pa wont like it
  6. Laws, Compiled
  7. A Lesson in Logic
  8. Quips
  9. Puns of the Weak 05/03/02 (Part 3)
  10. Murphys Laws on sex<adult>
  11. Wanted: geography teachers
  12. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush: "How About Historical Re-Enactment?"
  2. Minnesota <May be offensive to Minnesota>
  3. The chair
  4. In honor of Mothers Day, Things A Mother Would Never Say
  5. The real story of the 3 bears
  6. Puns of the Weak 05/03/02 (Part 4)
  7. A night out with the kids
  8. A Humorous Etymology with Adult Overtones
  9. The Medical Exam
  10. The Queens Golden Jubilee
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Was Jesus Gods Nephew? New Scandal Rocks Catholic Church
  2. In honor of mom on Mothers Day in the U.S.
  3. And another version of red riding hood <suggestive>
  4. It doesnt pay to be green
  5. Puns of the Weak 05/10/02 (Part 1)
  6. When Im An Old Lady
  7. Address by the President to Conservative Sodomites
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Shoe Bomber To Smiley Face Bomber: Great Plan, Dumb-Ass
  2. WHAT MOMS REALLY WANT FOR MOTHERS DAY
  3. Satan....
  4. Religion <prob. blasphemous>
  5. On the golf course
  6. Playing Cards
  7. Fractured Chinese proverbs
  8. Stop that
  9. no sex change <off women adult.
  10. Press Briefing by the President
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. US Base in Kabul Personally Attacked < adult language >
  2. Puns of the Weak 05/10/02 (Part 2)
  3. A birthday greeting to a colleague and his response
  4. Quick Wit
  5. You might be a teacher if . . .
  6. Possession is 9 tenths of the law <offensive to lawyers>
  7. How its done.....
  8. Oh, CRAP!!!
  9. May 14th - Star Wars Day
  10. weakest link<adult off to most>
  11. Her first time
  12. 2002 Summer Movie Preview (May/June)
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Feel the force Mother Fuc*er < ADULT language >
  2. Just do it. <adultish>
  3. Kids on mariage
  4. Top 10 He Said-She Said....
  5. Psychic pet healer
  6. POWs
  7. Boring <adult>
  8. Baby planes < suggestive but clean>
  9. Puns of the Weak 05/10/02 (Part 3)
  10. virginity<adult>
  11. Fly the friendly skies
  12. This Weeks News In Brief
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Your Work Habits Explained
  2. The Female of the Species.....
  3. Classes for men
  4. How To Know....
  5. To Whom It May Concern
  6. The final exam
  7. Actually said in court
  8. Puns of the Weak 05/10/02 (Part 4)
  9. May 16th - Wear Purple For Peace Day
  10. Everything for everyone
  11. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Carter, In Wisconsin, Sees No Evidence Of Cheese
  2. Catholic church in Hong Kong
  3. May 17th - Dinosaur Sue Day
  4. Surgery Notice:<Adult>
  5. In The Beginning
  6. Granny
  7. Secret Plan
  8. New oxymoron
  9. The Story of Yodeling -- Adult etymology
  10. Kids remember what you say <a-word>
  11. period<adult>
  12. No Excuse Sunday
  13. Got job?
  14. Statement by the President
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. ISRAEL/PALESTINE DISPUTE RESOLVED!
  2. More bout kids and language
  3. Losin weight
  4. Hello???
  5. Quotes for dog lovers
  6. May 18th - Armed Forces Day - Enlistment Oaths
  7. Brown Paper Pete
  8. Magic of photography
  9. Expert Archer
  10. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Major Elements of the Canadian National Psyche
  2. Sad news
  3. <No subject given>
  4. Golf and mother nature <joke>
  5. May 19th - NO MORE MOONSHINE DAY <Some Adult Content>
  6. "Puns of the Weak" 05/17/02 (Part 1)
  7. weight machines
  8. Walter Cronkite
  9. Things I Learned In College:
  10. =?Windows-1252?Q?Canadian_Study_Reveals_Prozac=AE_Effective_in_Treatment_? = =?Windows-1252?Q?of_Bi-Polar_Bears?=
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. U.S., Russia To Sign Historic Nuke Treaty Neither Side Plans To Abide By
  2. the test <bad taste - off to Catholics>
  3. Some Punnies
  4. It really doesnt matter, Honey
  5. Lend Me Twenty?
  6. Is A Gay Midget A Low Blow? <adult, off.>
  7. Healthy Advice.....
  8. Natl Emergency Medical Services Week <Maybe offensive to non-medical personnel>
  9. Puns of the Weak 05/17/02 (Part 2)
  10. Tough school
  11. 2002 Summer Movie Preview, Part II
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Study Claims Work Not An Impediment To Personal Web Surfing At Work
  2. How Cold Is It???
  3. Men are like ...
  4. "Care for a roll in the hay, dear?" asked The Old Perfesser loftily. <adult>
  5. Stress test
  6. HUMOR: Church Gossip
  7. If PC Games Were Beers
  8. Gemini, the Twins (May 21 - Jun 20)
  9. speaking of passing the surfday...
  10. grand dads b day<adult>
  11. A sign from above
  12. Puns of the Weak 05/17/02 (Part 3)
  13. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dems Accused of Pointing Wrong Finger
  2. Blast from the past <humor - and very little of it>
  3. Jock the Painter.....
  4. Hump Day
  5. <No subject given>
  6. Medical Care
  7. Plain English isnt always best!
  8. THE BEVERLY HILLS BOBBITS<adult>
  9. May 22nd - Top Of The Needle Day
  10. Golden days
  11. Statement by the President
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. New Attention Deficit Drug Is... Um...
  2. Puns of the Weak 05/17/02 (Part 4)
  3. The barbers dilemma
  4. A Couple Of Smiles
  5. All Occasion Letter <adult>
  6. Signs of the times <humor - not offensive>
  7. Can You Follow This?
  8. toilet seat<Adult>
  9. Message to the Moon
  10. May 23rd - Dont Rob A Bank Day
  11. Ice breaker
  12. Radio Address by the President
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Youre Dumb
  2. The girls night out
  3. Florida Singles Ads....
  4. Memorial Day Weekend
  5. Plumb Crazy!
  6. Train Trip
  7. Doctrinal Sex <maybe offensive to Jewish>
  8. Memorial Day Weekend II
  9. May 24th - National Escargot Day
  10. <No subject given>
  11. Cheeky move
  12. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Least Impressive David Blaine Tricks
  2. The Stock Market....
  3. Strike Problems
  4. Turnabouts fair play!
  5. Mergers to watch out for
  6. May 25th - Star Wars Birthday <Some Adult Language>
  7. Its a weird world <gruesome>
  8. On and off
  9. Pope Forgives Molested Children
  10. wabbits<lang>
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Mike Tyson or Charles Manson? < adult language >
  2. Truckin
  3. It pays to be careful when you advertise
  4. Minibike maintenance
  5. The Golf Resort.....
  6. May 26th - First legal casinos in the eastern U.S. opened
  7. Pool watch
  8. Jest For Kids
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Religious Merger Creates 900 Million Hinjews
  2. The Sierra Club
  3. Blind Faith <may be off. to the religious>
  4. The Positive Side Of Life.....
  5. Digital 23rd Psalm
  6. Australian Rules football
  7. Genie <off to men>
  8. Renewed Expressions
  9. "Puns of the Weak" 05/24/02 (Part 2)
  10. Rolling Stones Hit The Road
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays 13-city Terrorist Threat Index (AQI)
  2. The E-mail Forwarders 12 Step Recovery Program
  3. NEW ADDITIONS TO THE DICTIONARY...
  4. "Elvis is dead," said The Old Perfesser expressly.
  5. Evils of liquor
  6. Not Soccer
  7. Consumer Warning Labels
  8. In Praise of Volunteer Firemen
  9. HOW TO BALANCE THE BUDGET
  10. "Puns of the Weak" 5/24/02 (Part 1)
  11. Host
  12. This Weeks News In Brief
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Other Unconfirmed Rumors About Mike Piazza
  2. Communication....
  3. Sorry... I Mustve Been Drunk
  4. The origin of pets
  5. Clinton bashing
  6. Tapeworm
  7. Hillbilly in the Army
  8. buttbomb<adult>
  9. "Puns of the Weak" 05/24/02 (Part 3)
  10. How they do that?
  11. The Truth? Not Out There.
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Men Do Talk About Relationships
  2. Food for thought
  3. Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays
  4. Tiger......
  5. Q & A <adult>
  6. Iced pretzels
  7. Slow Down or Stop
  8. Same Word, Different Usage
  9. seasoned citizens
  10. Quit drinking <off. to the Irish>
  11. "Puns of the Weak" 05/24/02 (Part 4)
  12. Statement by the President < adult language >
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Copies of Spider-Man 2 Already on the Web
  2. A Few Jokes
  3. A sniffer [Adultish theme]
  4. Guys Rules.....
  5. Things you wish you could say at work
  6. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Jambalay=2C_Crawfish_Pie=2C_Filet_Gumbo_=2E=2E_=2E=2E?=
  7. The Bus Driver
  8. Research grant
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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