The Humor List Postings for April 2002

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Laughter No Longer The Best Medicine
  2. Baseball Puns
  3. Blonde Jokes....
  4. At the marriage counselors
  5. Old Taxes Never Die - They Just Change Their Names
  6. Sayings That Should Be Buttons Or Bumper Stickers
  7. My Town Is So Tough
  8. Letters to God <not offensive>
  9. Remarks by the President
  10. Bumper stickers
  11. Puns of the Weak 03/29/02 (Part 3)
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Nortel....
  2. Both sides of the story
  3. pIZZA DELIVERY
  4. "I just =?iso-8859-1?Q?dont_know_about_Tom=2C=22_said_The_Old_Perfesser_swiftly?= =?us-ascii?Q?=2E__=3C?= =?us-ascii?Q?adult?= =?us-ascii?Q?=3E?=
  5. The Donkey
  6. Excited Catholics Already Lining Up For Popes Funeral
  7. Latest Government Outrage
  8. Eve <adult off to women>
  9. 710 cap <humor>
  10. Fooling around
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 03/29/02 (Part 4)
  2. Things you wish you could say....
  3. A lawyers good deed
  4. Great Truths
  5. PSHRINKS
  6. Good vibes <sexual innuendo>
  7. Armageddon?
  8. solution <adult>
  9. Daylight savings time
  10. Coupon
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Useful Expressions...
  2. Rules of Chocolate
  3. His dry cleaning costs [Adult language]
  4. Down Under
  5. At The Drive In
  6. Monkeykinesis
  7. In Search of Good Grammar
  8. condom shot
  9. The Code - What men really mean
  10. Euphemisms
  11. Traffic Report for March 2002
  12. Gay Palestinians Attempt to Blow Away Stereotypes, Jews
  13. (No Subject)
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Excuse me, please!
  2. Country Hits....
  3. CANCELLATION NOTED
  4. Cruise Disaster
  5. U.S. Drops Cats Into Belgium
  6. Other Shoe
  7. Report from the Educational Frontlines: Kids are interested in Sex <adult>
  8. FAQ: Daylight Saving Time
  9. Preachers Donkey
  10. Football news
  11. Golden Phones
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Feelin sick
  2. Puns of the Weak 04/05/02 (Part 3)
  3. Its pay day
  4. Nookie <sexual innuendo>
  5. Roll Call.....
  6. One-Liners
  7. Dishes
  8. Guards fired for allowing sex in museum
  9. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY !
  10. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  11. Puns of the Weak 04/05/02 (Part 1)
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. In Bed With Ned And Ted And Ed
  2. Have a drink <adult>
  3. The Geography of Woman/Man.....
  4. 21st century music terminology
  5. Survivor
  6. Ten Common Illness
  7. Econ 101
  8. <No subject given>
  9. Bad Day?
  10. Remarks by the President to a Hand-Picked Audience of Supporters
  11. Puns of the Weak 04/05/02 (Part 2)
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Top 15 Features of a Windows Car <off. to MS>
  2. Unfortunate Sports Commentaries....
  3. Monday morning excuses
  4. Tips and Pick-Ups <adult>
  5. Help! Ive fallen....
  6. Church-goin man <adult>
  7. Celebrating "Senior Citizens"
  8. Hunting
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Competition for Harley Davidson <ADULT>
  11. Prank
  12. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Experts Give Thumbs-Up To First-Cousin Marriages; Hillbillies, British Royal Family Jubilant
  2. Sign Me Up!
  3. Adult Smiles.....
  4. DEPENDS
  5. Heaven
  6. Streetfightin man
  7. Baby Chickens
  8. The dating scene <off. to the indigent>
  9. This Weeks News In Brief
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Allah Counteroffers To Yasser Arafat Short of Martyrdom
  2. Puns of the Weak 04/05/02 (Part 4)
  3. Why bother to learn foreign languages? <clean>
  4. Herbal Remedy Catalog
  5. The new pastor
  6. Night Out
  7. Prairie Life
  8. Looked in the mirror lately?
  9. Underwater fantasy
  10. Tax-Code Changes <adult language>
  11. Ole gets lucky
  12. Puns of the Weak 4/5/02 (Part 5)
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumis Popularity is Plummeting
  2. The Lone Ranger.....
  3. Chocolate is a Vegetable
  4. A to Zs.... <adult>
  5. A good idea
  6. Why God Created Eve
  7. Cloning Ban
  8. MEDITATIVE MOMENTS <A few adult words/concepts>
  9. A nice pair
  10. Judge not lest you be judged
  11. Judge not lest you be judged
  12. This Weeks Horoscopes
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Accountant Euphemisms For Sex
  2. Minnesota humor
  3. Dilbert-like quotes
  4. Grief!
  5. Tax Returns Prepared - Honest Mistakes Are Our Specialty
  6. Pet owner queries [Part 1]
  7. Time Flies
  8. Give a little, take a little
  9. Pet teachings
  10. Its a Wacky World! #99
  11. Puns of the Weak 4/12/02 (Part 1)
  12. Countries Who Met Over Internet Go To War
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Pet owner queries [Part 2]
  2. Womens Slogans
  3. Lawyer limits <offensive to attorneys>
  4. Winter dreams
  5. tha DOG 8 my HOMEwork
  6. A to Z
  7. The Organ-Donor Crisis
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 04/12/02 (Part 2)
  2. Jumpin to conclusions
  3. An OldFs prayer
  4. Stiffies
  5. Hitchhiker
  6. Sight unseen
  7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 04/12/02 (Part 3)
  2. CIA Sends Warm Birthday Wishes, Free Ice Cream to Deceased Hijacker
  3. What would you do?
  4. Think And Enjoy Life!
  5. Tax Relief
  6. A penny saved.....
  7. Doctor, doctor
  8. Biblical Laws (Pos. Off. to Christians)
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Remarks by the President to Assembled Boston Papists
  11. Understanding Taxes <Painful to working Americans>
  12. Light pollution
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 04/12/02 (Part 4)
  2. Hows your eyesight?
  3. Rules of Life.....
  4. "The check is in the mail," The Old Perfesser assented. <adult>
  5. The Charade Player
  6. Well, isnt this nice!
  7. Holy Back-up <adult>
  8. Getting worse<adult & lang>
  9. Public Poem
  10. Hunting Trip
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. What God gave man
  2. OUCH!!!
  3. Senior Discounts - Fair?
  4. The Ticket
  5. Short history of medicine
  6. Osama Bin Humor
  7. Humor - Encyclopedias
  8. Pessimists Daily Affirmations
  9. Redneck neighbor
  10. Take your clothes off
  11. Tune In, Turn On
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons The Pope Summoned All The Cardinals To Rome
  2. How many feel about the U.S. Internal Revenue Service!
  3. KENNYS KIDS . . . . .
  4. Old, but not so slow
  5. Gongs For Bongs
  6. Land life
  7. Frog Man (adult)
  8. Remarks by the President
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. McDonalds Solilquy
  2. The IRS theme song
  3. Tax Season Joke.....
  4. MARKETING <adult>
  5. Rednecks & Dogs
  6. Fine Wine
  7. Construction workers <coarse language>
  8. Brewster
  9. Modern Marriage <Adult>
  10. Speeding ticket
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 4/29/02 (Part 1)
  2. A good read
  3. Reading
  4. Fairy enough <adult>
  5. Last to Know
  6. Irreplaceable
  7. Actual newspaper headlines...
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes
  9. <No subject given>
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 04/19/02 (Part 2)
  2. Was she a blonde?
  3. New Study Reveals Amazing Info
  4. Defining Bra Sizes (Adult)
  5. Not for a quarter I wont
  6. Definitions by Mom
  7. Say what?
  8. Just in time <adult>
  9. Puns of the Weak 04/19/02 (Part 3)
  10. Remarks by the President
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bin Laden Dead, Say Fashion Elite
  2. Using the "F" word [Adultish?]
  3. Reading Women.....
  4. Its Medicinal <adult>
  5. Man and Woman
  6. Lincoln
  7. Taurus, the Bull (Apr 21 - May 20)
  8. Sing to me <explicit>
  9. Great marriage
  10. Oscars Wildest Moments
  11. Puns of the Weak 04/19/02 (Part 4)
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. A 710 Cap....
  2. For all of the ladies who are subscribers
  3. pinG......... DONg
  4. "Use your own toothbrush, Little Maury!", The Old Perfesser bristled.
  5. Please Log On
  6. Things the Movies Taught You
  7. Great expectations <off. To blondes>
  8. WE ALL GROW UP DAY
  9. Brush Up Your Shakespeare
  10. Televangelism at its finest
  11. Homebound
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. George Bush Pregnant
  2. This Weeks News In Brief
  3. Medical advice
  4. Guys, Take My Advice... Learn These!!
  5. A Bad American - George Carlin Speaks Out <rude>
  6. An oldie, but worth repeating
  7. Ouch!
  8. Puns of the Weak 04/19/02 (Part 5)
  9. Under control <adult>
  10. Mans best friend
  11. Texas Trooper (offensive to Texans)
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Humans Insist They Are Not Dumber Than Rice
  2. Hymns vs. Choruses
  3. SHIFT
  4. Political Witticisms From Will Rogers
  5. Children - useful quips
  6. Kids letters to God
  7. Idiots Guide To Sex - author unknown <adult>
  8. A Noteworthy Publication Date
  9. Deja vu
  10. Unraveling the Tangled Web
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. French Successfully Increase Enmity Toward French
  2. Smiles.....
  3. The prison riot
  4. Animals Are DIRTY!!!! <adult>
  5. Oops
  6. No Evidence?
  7. Poetry Corner: A Bovine Bailout
  8. Accountants
  9. Payola
  10. Puns of the Weak 4/26/2 (Part 1)
  11. Press Briefing by the President
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Debate Rages Over Doctor-Assisted Suicide Bombing
  2. The origins of Websters Dictionary
  3. The funeral
  4. Debtor
  5. just rewards
  6. Apr 27th - Opryland Day <Clean>
  7. Relativity <Adult>
  8. Motorcycle Accident
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Ways The Taliban Is Celebrating Their 10th Anniversary
  2. Walking to School
  3. Pastoral cleverness
  4. The devil in disguise
  5. Apr 28th - Conscientious Objector Day <Adult>
  6. Wisconsin list
  7. Bad and worse news
  8. adult funnies
  9. Puns of the Weak 04/26/02 (Part 2)
  10. English football news
  11. Vomit vs. Dorm Food
  12. This Weeks Horoscopes
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Energy Compromise Calls For Burning Fossil Fuels, Environmental Activists
  2. Sex Quotes......
  3. Big people words [One bad word]
  4. Pick-Up Lines <adult>
  5. Mountain Road
  6. Morals <humor - s**t word>
  7. Pet Peeves of Dogs <adult>
  8. April 29th - FESTIVAL OF TRADITIONS <Adult>
  9. Public speaking
  10. The Slacker Track
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 10 Signs of "Job Burn-Out"
  2. "It seems the old perfesser is missing," said MrsPerfesser guilelessly.
  3. Genesis rediscovered
  4. Little Johnny and the mortgage
  5. Short Letter
  6. Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
  7. Clean your act
  8. Silicon Valley Reboots
  9. Kiss Hanks ass < part 1 of 2; adult language; possibly off. to religious >
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