The Humor List Postings for March 2002

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Britney Spears 7th Most Profitable Corporation In U.S.
  2. THREE--MINUS ONE [Slightly revised]
  3. Short Puns
  4. Further Investigation
  5. Whats in a name? (an moldie oldie)
  6. March 1st - Salem Witch Trials Birthday <Maybe Offensive To Pagans>
  7. magazines
  8. Star in the East
  9. Its Just Another Banking Day....
  10. Womens Night Out
  11. 86 the lasagna
  12. Puns of the Weak: 03/01/02 (Part 1)
  13. Journeys with George
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. =?Windows-1252?Q?Katie_Couric_Demands_That_=91Today=92_Start_At_Noon?=
  2. The Tax Audit
  3. Australia???
  4. My computer is Jewish
  5. March 2nd - Mount Rainier Natl Park Birthday and Washington Territory Day
  6. Shadow Government
  7. (No Subject)
  8. Useless Facts
  9. the older woman
  10. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  11. Religious Studies
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Closed Disinformation Agency Cant Convince Staff Its Closed
  2. Puns of the Weak: 03/01/02 (Part 2)
  3. He Said, She Said....
  4. The Sexes
  5. Whats your sign?
  6. Visit From God
  7. March 3rd - Celebrate the birthday of Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  9. Low tech
  10. Male menopause
  11. i HEARD DAT groan <<<<aDULLT>>>>
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Racial Profiling
  2. The winning slogan [Mildly adult language]
  3. Sentencing
  4. The Oil Change <disses males>
  5. March 4th - Copyright Law Anniversary
  6. Puns of the Weak: 03/01/02 (Part 3)
  7. <No subject given>
  8. WORDS WOMEN USE:
  9. If Found, Please Call
  10. Treasury Department Badly Needs Ones And Fives
  11. Death Star Tech Support
  12. Moving on up
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 03/01/02 (Part 4)
  2. Only in Heaven...
  3. Lettermans Top Ten Features Of The New Elvis Theme Resort
  4. Pet lovers
  5. Keep Them on the Edge of Their... < part 1 of 3 >
  6. "Ive lost my rare Chinese brooch," MrsPerfesser said jadedly.
  7. Snow White
  8. March 5th - Festival of Tobacco
  9. She was sooooooo blonde <disses blondes>
  10. Traffic Report for February 2002
  11. Better late than never
  12. Puns of the Weak: 03/01/02 (Part 5)
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Being a mom - over and over again!
  2. My Forgetter......
  3. Keep Them on the Edge of Their... < part 2 of 3 >
  4. Amazing Faith
  5. Snake Tale
  6. Racial Profiling, Part II
  7. March 6th - Remember the Alamo Day
  8. food
  9. man/woman humor <B word>
  10. Pronoun Problems
  11. Inheritance
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Women Are Headaches!
  2. Basketball history
  3. Generals
  4. Classic Quote <clean>
  5. Lawyers, Judges and Juries
  6. Strange TP poll
  7. March 7th - Parodies Fair Use Day
  8. <No subject given>
  9. Britney Spears Is Not A Girl
  10. Keep Them on the Edge of Their... < part 3 of 3 >
  11. Dog Prayers
  12. Smart thinking
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. An oldie but goodie blonde joke
  2. Breaking News <iconoclastic>
  3. Genuflect, Genuflect, Genuflect <prob. blasphemous>
  4. "Rocking with me..."
  5. Peanuts
  6. Geography lesson
  7. How to Call The Police
  8. Cherokee Wisdom
  9. James Bond and the Telugu guy <clean>
  10. men are
  11. The Tourist <Adult>
  12. PMS
  13. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  14. Tale of woe
  15. Puns of the Weak 03/08/02 (Part 1)
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Tormented By New U.N. Classmates, Switzerland Already Wants To Go Home
  2. The wisdom of a schoolteacher
  3. More of How (Not) to Speak English Properly
  4. Learning English
  5. MOTHERS DICTIONARY
  6. COMMUNICATION.....
  7. Humor <not offensive>
  8. Tom Swifty <rel. inoffensive>
  9. Introducing the new fungus burger
  10. March 9th - Barbies Birthday <Mild Adult Language>
  11. Press Briefing by the President
  12. Puns of the Weak 03/08/02 (Part 2)
  13. A philosophical argument
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. God Names Next "Chosen People"; Its Jews Again
  2. Day at the beach.....
  3. Sports IQ
  4. Priorities
  5. U.S. Paper Money Day
  6. Talcum
  7. The last nerve
  8. Honesty is the Best Policy
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  10. Musical quotes
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 03/08/02 (Part 3)
  2. Following on the French contribution to winning the war <off. to religious people>
  3. 5 AFFAIRS.....
  4. Whad He Say???
  5. Moan For Me
  6. Bats in the Belfry
  7. Old Fashion
  8. The handicapped bear
  9. Press Briefing by the President
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Study Finds Women Who Drink Way More Fun To Study
  2. Puns of the Weak 03/08/02 (Part 4)
  3. Smiles
  4. The foreman
  5. " =?iso-8859-1?Q?Dont_believe_everything_you_think=2C=22_thought_The_Old?= Perfesser. <adult>
  6. Sports Cars
  7. March 12 - Wonder if theres a relationship there? <Adult themes>
  8. New Holiday<adult&lang>
  9. This Weeks News In Brief
  10. Where theres smoke...
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Great 2B A Man.....
  2. aT THE DUDE RANCH
  3. Just in time for March Madness.... <adult>
  4. Old Age
  5. Well, Im offended because its true
  6. Mark your Calendar, Day-Timer or PDC!
  7. Important News <adult&lang &off to women>
  8. Learning curve
  9. Press Briefing by the President
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. =?Windows-1252?Q?Gore_Loses_Bid_To_Run_=91Shadow_Government=92?=
  2. Beware the Ides of March
  3. Common Sense....
  4. And, the years roll by!
  5. Getting Pregnant
  6. A St. Patricks Day Warm-Up...
  7. March 14th - Celebrate Scientists Day
  8. Not Another Blonde Joke!
  9. Unclear on the concept
  10. Bono To The Rescue
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. U.N. Sets "Global March Madness" Field { part one of two }
  2. Saint Pattys Daze
  3. Wild, Wild West....
  4. A womans dictionary
  5. Erin Go Braless <adult>
  6. Top Ten Sayings of Biblical Mothers
  7. March 15th - International Bosss Day Off <Adult Theme>
  8. Health Warning
  9. X-ray vision
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  11. Modern medical technology
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. U.N. Sets "Global March Madness" Field { part two of two }
  2. Out Of The Mouths Of Babes.....
  3. Lying Wife
  4. Two Ladies
  5. St. Patrick and the Snakes
  6. March 16, 2002 (5 days until Spring) Snow in Seattle today and more forecasted this week!!???
  7. No charge
  8. Puns of the Weak 3/15/02 (Part 1)
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Govt employee apologizes for Tyson license, Atta Visa
  2. The U.S. Internal Revenue Service [Adult language]
  3. Evaluations....
  4. Medical Check-up
  5. ST PATRICK DAY COLLECTION <Some Adult Content>
  6. Happy St. Paddys Day!
  7. Milking the system
  8. The AmbuLANce winS !!
  9. apologies for this post
  10. Botox And Beyond
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. =?Windows-1252?Q?In_Latest_Mix-Up=2C_Bin_Laden_Receives_Minnesota_Drive?= =?Windows-1252?Q?r=92s_License?=
  2. In The Days of King Arthur
  3. Men vs. Women
  4. One of the values of senior citizenship [Language]
  5. Enron Limericks
  6. Whats Your Sign?
  7. Women drivers?
  8. A Wonderful Recipe!!
  9. Puns of the Weak 03/15/02 (Part 2)
  10. State Mottos
  11. Last Rite of Passage
  12. The importance of image
  13. Yesterdays Cartoons Are Tomorrows Flops
  14. irs
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Celebrity Boxing, Minnelli Wedding Spark Fears Of National Has-Been Shortage
  2. Puns of the Weak 03/15/02 (part 3)
  3. Did You Know...
  4. Retar-- ,uh, Retirement
  5. "Wow!" barked The Old Perfesser, with a bow.
  6. Homework
  7. The Governors Aid
  8. This Weeks News In Brief
  9. March 19th - Poultry Day <Adultish Theme>
  10. Creative writing <humor>
  11. Two wrongs make a right
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Couple Sues for False Advertising: "WATERFRONT" Property on Banks of River Styx
  2. Puns of the Weak 03/15/02 (Part 4)
  3. The fierce rabbit <clean, moral ending>
  4. Wal-Mart......
  5. Are You Acting Too Much Like a Teacher?
  6. Life in Minnesota
  7. Quick Swim
  8. pigmy
  9. Embarrassed
  10. Outwit, outplay, outeat
  11. FAQ: Oscars 2002
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Thats one way to do it
  2. Puns of the Weak 03/15/02 (Part 5)
  3. shul newsletter/bulletin blunders
  4. Limericks About...
  5. Prawns
  6. French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan
  7. A Call to Arms
  8. Baby Sitter
  9. Concert
  10. Oscar Verbosity [part 1 of 2 ]
  11. No, she wasnt worried!
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Things People Said As They Watched "Baby Bob"
  2. Only In America....
  3. Oscar Verbosity [part 2 of 2 ]
  4. How Many..... <adult>
  5. Ground Control
  6. Show & Tell
  7. Wrong Number
  8. This week in sports
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. INS Grants Elian Gonzalez U.S. Citizenship
  2. Can You Relate???
  3. A mondegreen
  4. No Fish
  5. Dining experience
  6. FAQs For Men For Surviving PMS
  7. Puns of the Weak 3/22/02 (Part 1)
  8. speeding
  9. Remarks by the President
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Another Burglar Joke
  2. NBC to Air Ads for Crack
  3. The evolution of moms attitude
  4. I Dont Know You That Well
  5. Final Exam
  6. Puns of the Weak 03/22/02 (Part 2)
  7. Sounds like......
  8. March 24th - Make A Great Escape Day <Mild Adult References>
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Life After Oprah
  2. A Redneck Poem......
  3. A hiring policy that makes sense!
  4. Solving
  5. Home On The Web
  6. March 25th - Passing Gas Is Dangerous to Your Health <ADULT>
  7. the future son-in-law
  8. tycoon and bride
  9. Puns of the Weak 03/22/02 (Part 3)
  10. Bank Job (adult)
  11. Hows your tan?
  12. Rock and Rolls
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Straight Parents at Risk from Gay Children
  2. Puns of the Weak 03/22/02 (Part 4)
  3. Smiles.....
  4. Theyre still working!
  5. Need A Job?
  6. Hyperactive child <insensitive>
  7. Prayers ARE Answered!
  8. March 26th - Lifeboat Patent Day. One version patented in 1845.
  9. Upper and lower case
  10. Birds and Bees and Golf
  11. This Weeks News In Brief < adult language >
  12. A womans advice for other women
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Scientists Warn Of Global Coincidence
  2. Puns of the Weak 03/22/02 (Part 5)
  3. Dinner Conversation....
  4. "Im losing my hair!" The Old Perfesser bawled. <adult>
  5. Technology Terms For Rednecks
  6. Palm Sunday
  7. 24 hours to live
  8. Unforgettable
  9. Remarks by the President
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. USDA Adds New Groups to Food Pyramid: Bottom Servings Expanded
  2. The Pharoah
  3. Origins of Engineering and Govt. Specs/Decisions....
  4. Another "parrot-in-church" story [Adult language]
  5. Doing Whats Best
  6. Something Nice
  7. Humor - Milton Berle
  8. lesbian jokes of to them adult
  9. Services rendered
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Police Must Notify Residents When Catholic Church Moves Into Neighborhood
  2. Goodbye
  3. An Easter story retold
  4. The Less I Drink
  5. Its A Jungle Out There....
  6. Stray Cats
  7. Tommy, Can You Heal Me?
  8. Ethics of cheating
  9. GREAt thOUGT >>>>> gaG me WID slime enTRY
  10. Nuns at a Football Game
  11. Puns of the Weak 03/29/02 (Part 1)
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. =?Windows-1252?Q?Tanks=2C_Whales=2C_Volcanoes_=97_Airport_Screeners_Now_F? = =?Windows-1252?Q?ailing_To_Catch_Anything?=
  2. Michael the Dragon Master....
  3. The rewards of Police work
  4. Unfinished Symphony
  5. more ethics- one step up
  6. Tech
  7. Pre-Easter Treat
  8. Labor
  9. Proof that Vodka is good for your brain
  10. Man trap
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 03/29/02 (Part 2)
  2. The ABCs of Aging
  3. Easter Blondes
  4. A really agile golfer
  5. Rules
  6. Tomatoes.....
  7. Knock, Knock Ether Bunnies!
  8. Confidence
  9. Remarks by the President
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