The Humor List Postings for February 2002

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Brooms.....
  2. Virus Alert <a public service announcement>
  3. Completely useless information
  4. Little Meaning....
  5. Number 5
  6. February 1st - Serpent Day <Adult Language>
  7. Scavenger Hunt
  8. comments from 1957
  9. The Date <adult>
  10. Grandmas letter of love
  11. Really Bad War Jokes
  12. Rejection rejection
  13. Remember When? Foxs Sitcom Nostalgia
  14. SatireWires 2nd Annual Poetry Spam Contest (Part 3 of 4)
  15. It runs in the family
  16. Puns of the Weak: 02/01/02 (Part 1)
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. SatireWires 2nd Annual Poetry Spam Contest (Part 4 of 4)
  2. It really was too late!
  3. Wake Up Call
  4. The Superbowl...... (fwd)
  5. Punxsutawney Pete Day & All Even Day
  6. You Know Youre a Mom When...
  7. Flying<adult>
  8. HeY DuDe....
  9. Paperless office
  10. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  11. The impact of Super Bowl Sunday on behavior in church
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Angered By Snubbing, Libya, China Syria Form Axis Of Just As Evil
  2. Puns of the Weak: 02/01/02 (Part 2)
  3. Memories of Clinton....
  4. Cheap
  5. February 3rd - The Day the Music Died <Clean>
  6. Rescue?
  7. PNN Breaking News
  8. A full days work
  9. Fuzzy math (take 1)
  10. Traffic Report for January 2002
  11. This Weeks Horoscopes <language>
  12. Puns of the Weak: 02/01/02 (Part 3)
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Explain Enron to Your Children
  2. Quote du jour
  3. A wise kid
  4. New Cabinet Positions
  5. Liquor Warning.....
  6. The Indian Chief
  7. Dangers of an Education
  8. Senior citizens, good news<off older people>
  9. February 4th, Olympics In NY <Adult, Maybe offend Canadians>
  10. Teddy Bears <adult subject>
  11. Whos the fairest?
  12. A Presidential Proclamation
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Illinois Man Wrecks Superbowl
  2. Puns of the Weak: 02/01/02 (Part 4)
  3. Brooms.....
  4. Cogito Ergo Sum (I Think Therefore I Am) <Philosophical>
  5. Apparently a true story
  6. Old Perfessers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Class
  7. In Alaska
  8. February 5 - Horse Record Day <Slightly Adult>
  9. smells <adult content>
  10. race horse
  11. Top 20 Signs Youve Had Too Much Coffee
  12. The learning process
  13. This Weeks News In Brief < adult; language >
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Smirks.....
  2. Stock Tip
  3. Thats No Bowling Ball.... Thats My Wife!!! <adult>
  4. Kid talk
  5. In Sweden
  6. Old ethnic minority joke
  7. train ride<adult>
  8. How Clear is Your Cell Phone?
  9. The ONE youve all awaited since Superbowl Sunday!!!!!!
  10. Fuzzy math (take 2)
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Oh! What a difference!
  2. HAIKU
  3. Great 2B A Man.....
  4. In Cars
  5. HUMOR: Tech Support
  6. signs seen around the world
  7. Record 75 Million Americans Now Pretending They Own Their Own Homes
  8. 90 REASONS WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A WOMAN! <sexist/adult language>
  9. The Tyson Split
  10. Lifes little ironies
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Taliban Complaints About Camp X-Ray
  2. The ultimate parking fine?
  3. A Food Funny....
  4. Sven and Ole
  5. Hey, Cowboy!! <adult, off. to gays>
  6. Pauly and Maury <clean>
  7. Axis Of Evil Sparks Rivalries
  8. At the bar <cleanish, variation, off.>
  9. February 8th - Put On A Happy Face Day
  10. BNN Late-braking news
  11. nursing home <lang off old folks>
  12. Deans List
  13. Another oldie <offensive language>
  14. Cannibal Programmers
  15. Doctors have good stories too.
  16. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  17. Puns of the Weak: 02/08/02 (Part 1)
  18. Channel Surfing <suggestive>
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Non-U.S. Olympians Asked To Unite Behind America By Finishing Behind America
  2. Enron Aid (Show that you care)
  3. Foood One-Liners....
  4. New film in town
  5. How Much?
  6. February 9th - Hershey Chocolate Company Birthday
  7. Ten Best Tools of All Time
  8. In The Armed Forces
  9. Is swimsuit modeling a sport? <risque>
  10. Good Sports: Whats Playing in Salt Lake
  11. Early game show responses
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Hot Trend at Kiddie Parties: CFOs
  2. Dog Letters to God.....
  3. In The Pool
  4. February 10th, Dog Day USA <Offensive to dogs ... but true!!>
  5. Puns of the Weak: 02/08/02 (Part 2)
  6. Going against nature
  7. <No subject given>
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Rejected Valentine card messages
  2. Puns of the Weak: 02/08/02 (Part 3)
  3. Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In... Wait... Canada Has A Warship?
  4. Olympic News
  5. How to Shower....
  6. Cheney To Release Documents
  7. You Know Youre In A Texas Church When...
  8. Chinese New Years
  9. Amish buggy ride<adult&off to amish>
  10. bums!
  11. Its all bull <humor: not offensive>
  12. I DOnt noNOoo nuttIn..
  13. Church reaping the profits of the flesh
  14. Address by the Office of Homeland Security Director
  15. Safe Computing
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Afghan Woman Finally Grows Sick of Roleplay
  2. Worst Job.....
  3. Puns of the Weak: 02/08/02 (Part 4)
  4. The exercise class
  5. "Quick... call the plumber!" the Old Perfesser piped in.
  6. Check The Brakes
  7. Resigning
  8. Federal Air Marshals
  9. February 12th - Nothing Day
  10. soccer mom<lang>
  11. Aint seen nuttin
  12. Thinking outside the box
  13. This Weeks News In Brief
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lay Takes the Fifth, 6-1, 3-6, 4-6, 7-5, 6-0
  2. A Womans Random Thoughts.....
  3. DOs and DONTs - For Men <adult>
  4. It aint got no name
  5. Losing Weight
  6. Mixup
  7. When Chinese New Years coincides with Shrove Tuesday
  8. A rabbits tale <Academia related non-offensive>
  9. SHUDDA used BeEJuM LeaKaGE PADS -> aDULLt <-
  10. Oh brother dont bother
  11. Remarks by the President < adult >
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Ask the Easily Startled
  2. Important Fact
  3. Redneck Valentines Day....
  4. VALENTINES DAY <adult>
  5. Redneck newlyweds [Adultish]
  6. For The Holiday
  7. February 14th - National Condom Day <Adult>
  8. up or down< Adult&lang>
  9. Flattery <adult>
  10. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Tariff_of_Fare<Risqu=E9>?=
  11. Address by the President
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. More Interesting MSNBC Titles for "Alan Keyes is Making Sense"
  2. VALENTINE.....
  3. CONSENT FORM <adult>
  4. The life of an egg
  5. Virus Alert - The Mother Of All Viruses
  6. Happy Valentines Day!
  7. idiot-proof warning labels
  8. LBNN Late-Braking News: Condos
  9. February 15th - First athlete to win Winter & Summer gold medals.
  10. Archive Classic
  11. Puns of the Weak: 02-15-02 (Part 1)
  12. Working session
  13. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. FBI To Issue 5-Day Terror Forecasts
  2. Double duty
  3. What Really Happen
  4. Guys Rules....
  5. "Pleased tmeetcha!"
  6. <No subject given>
  7. Die smiling
  8. Witty Key chain Quotations
  9. The Onion presents tips for: Planning A Dinner Party
  10. A Jewish grandmother
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. French Judge Gives Taliban Win
  2. Puns of the Weak: 02/15/02 (Part 2)
  3. February 17th - Future Farmers Day.
  4. The Perfect Day.....
  5. Its witchcraft
  6. Telephone News Release
  7. =?Windows-1252?Q?Buy-Outs_Are_a_Girl=92s_Best_Friend=3F__=3Clanguage=3E?=
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush, In Asia, Pledges Not To Throw Up On World Leaders
  2. Technical jargon
  3. Puns of the Weak: 02/15/02 (Part 3)
  4. Installing Windows XP (Off. to Microsoft)
  5. Dumb and Dumber....
  6. Re-tard
  7. Better Late than Never: Galileo Gave Florence the Finger
  8. Punliners
  9. February 18th, Presidents Day <Adult>
  10. Personal Ad
  11. Bubbas babys<adult>
  12. The sexuality of terrorism
  13. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  14. Puns of the Weak: 02/15/02 (Part 4)
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Man Briefly Believes That The Canadians Got Robbed, Before Remembering Hes Straight -<adult language>-
  2. Things You Should Know.....
  3. The creation of woman
  4. How To Treat A Penis <adult>
  5. February 19th, Kelloggs Birthday <Adult>
  6. perfume<adult>
  7. More Women Talk <cleanish>
  8. Parenting
  9. This Weeks News In Brief
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. U.S. Promises To Consult Allies Before Doing What It Was Going To Do Anyway
  2. Puns of the Weak: 02/15/02 (Part 5)
  3. What Hallmark doesnt print
  4. Jewish moms
  5. Truly bad puns!!!
  6. Save Me Some Of That Tinfoil, Please....
  7. Valentine Candy Heart Messages for Wall Street
  8. The Story Of The Nickel And The Dime
  9. Doctor In The House
  10. Axes of Evils <humor>
  11. Word power
  12. Life During Awards Time {{ adult language }}
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Ways To Make Curling More Exciting
  2. Folk Lore, Circa 1500....
  3. Buddy
  4. Multi-Cultural Ethnical Gibes And Jestings <adult, off.>
  5. Thank God!
  6. Classified
  7. bed, thinking about you<adult>
  8. February 21st, Women Dentist Day <Painful to Men>
  9. Olympics Faux <suggestive>
  10. Elective courses <adult>
  11. The Reorient Express
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. John Ashcroft Changes at Department of Justice
  2. You Have the Right <adult>
  3. Think before you act
  4. A Friend In Need Always Finds Your New Email Address <adult>
  5. The Obvious.....
  6. Grain Handling
  7. Thank God! part deux <a tad insensitive>
  8. bows bronze .....balls gold !!!! aDULLt
  9. Medical Advice:
  10. Poetry: Homonyms and Heteronyms
  11. Olympic Late-Braking News
  12. Light Bulbs
  13. At the winter games
  14. Chat-Room Shorthand < adult >
  15. Puns of the Weak 2/22/02 (Part 1)
  16. Man talk
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Beans
  2. Instructions....
  3. Little Old Ladies
  4. No more doing it my way
  5. average
  6. Press Briefing by the President
  7. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?The_Settlement_<Risqu=E9>?=
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Kitten Cloning May Ease Worldwide Cat Shortage
  2. Puns of the Weak: 02/22/02 (Part 2)
  3. Ostrich & Pussy
  4. Whos *really* the boss?
  5. Jet Fuel
  6. Neck size
  7. The New Dating Shows << adult language >>
  8. q&a<adult>
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Long distance company exchanges comedian for chalkboard, utensil
  2. PBens ruminations
  3. Puns of the Weak: 02/22/02 (Part 3)
  4. The catsup <cant get cleaner than this>
  5. Smiles.....
  6. Q & A <adult>
  7. How Not To Die: The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
  8. Russian Rubber<adult>
  9. Dont drink and drive or else
  10. 2002 Movie Preview
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Elderly Sex Studies Put Young People Off Sex
  2. Golf Club Sign....
  3. A few examples of Cajun humor (some oldies again)
  4. "Ive just killed the fatted calf," the Old Perfesser revealed.
  5. My Friends Call Me...
  6. More Stories With Children
  7. Puns of the Weak: 02/22/02 (Part 4)
  8. servicemen<adult&lang>
  9. Airplane funnies
  10. Teachers wanted
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Ways the Olympics Would be Different if Dogs Ran Them
  2. Retirement
  3. Winter Fun
  4. Newlyweds
  5. Conversation <adult>
  6. Confucious NEVER said these <adult>
  7. FAQ: The Grammys
  8. Humor <Sexual>
  9. Axis of Evil
  10. Spike Milligan of Goons fame
  11. Test taking
  12. History of teaching math
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Cheney Denies Public Reemergence Means Its OK For Him To Die Now
  2. Puns of the Weak: 02/22/02 (Part 5)
  3. Barbra
  4. Quick test for men <kind of sexist>
  5. Made sense to me!
  6. Only In Kentucky?
  7. Virtual humor
  8. IN bed <adult>
  9. February 28th - PUBLIC SLEEPING DAY
  10. Inside joke
  11. Classic aviation story
  12. Press Briefing by the President
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