The Humor List Postings for January 2002

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1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. === Breaking News ===
  2. mary<adult>
  3. Puns of the Weak 12/28/01 (Part 4)
  4. SPAM <clean>
  5. His/Her resolutions for the New Year
  6. Real Mothers...
  7. Duck feed
  8. The Evolution of Mothers
  9. Happy New Year!! <Clean>
  10. Newfie (Canadian) Soldiers.....
  11. Mark Russell
  12. An Onion Classic: "World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent"
  13. A Retrospective: The Old Perfessers Writins <adult>
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. RuTTing Rimming and Rushing {aDULLt}
  2. Durability
  3. The Old Perfessers New Years Resolution
  4. The day after pill for men...
  5. Real Programmers
  6. Rules for Real Men....
  7. January 2nd - Feast of Baby New Year <ADULT>
  8. Diagnosis
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. ENHANCED AIRPORT SCREENING TO INCLUDE MAMMOGRAM
  2. The helpful farmer
  3. In My Garden..... (inspirational)
  4. A Cats New Year Resolutions (Part 1 of 2)
  5. Covering the waterfront
  6. Generation Gap
  7. Zack DuMont and the legend of the New Years Eve Mondegreen
  8. The Perfect Couple
  9. January 2nd - Apple Computer Incorporated Birthday <Maybe offensive to Mac owners>
  10. Definitions of assistant professors
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 4, 1924 - first trip across the Sahara Desert <CLEAN>
  2. Best Puns of the Year 2001: The Groaners
  3. Press Briefing by the President
  4. Wouldnt it be wonderful?
  5. Florida Snowbirds
  6. A Cats New Year Resolutions (Part 2 of 2)
  7. Puns of the Weak 01/04/02 (Part 1)
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Forgetter
  2. January 5 - NAZIs Birthday <CLEAN>
  3. Real Signs Seen Thoughout The Country
  4. Inappropriate Scented Candle Scents
  5. sex&love<adult>
  6. Seven Days of the Best of Steven Wright (-1-)
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Senior citizens
  2. Another Reason To Avoid Shopping
  3. In Court <clean>
  4. January 6 - Birth of Osiris <Clean>
  5. Traffic Report for December 2001
  6. Puns of the Weak 01/04/02 (Part 2)
  7. School daze
  8. Seven Days of the Best of Steven Wright (-2-)
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Some Old Southern Thoughts....
  2. January 7 - American Railroad Station Birthday <Adult Language>
  3. Witicisms
  4. T.O.P. takes a turn <adult>
  5. One liners
  6. The Shepherd and the Truck Driver
  7. widow on beach<adult>
  8. Resolve to Pass This Test
  9. A mans pet
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Selections from the Yallbonics/English Dictionary
  2. Afghanistan Town Names....
  3. Southern Folk <off. to rednecks>
  4. Sex life <adultish and a groaner>
  5. Feast Day of St. Vitalis
  6. Where Would Men Be Without Women?
  7. January 11th - Life Insurance Day <Clean>
  8. The Bet <adult>
  9. Idiot lists
  10. sugar and spice,<off women>
  11. Red Twinkie
  12. If the shoe fits.......
  13. Seven Days of the Best of Steven Wright (-5-)
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. How many dogs does it take...?
  2. How to Answer a Knock Knock Joke
  3. Sandwiches Anyyone???
  4. xmas shoping
  5. Not Just Another
  6. If Men Wrote for Cosmo
  7. "Stella" Awards
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Seven Days of the Best of Steven Wright (-4-)
  2. Investment alert (adultish>
  3. A ring for her finger
  4. A Sobering Message.....
  5. Sleep Inducing... <adult>
  6. Great Imponderables!
  7. CONTROVERSIAL NEW RULE WOULD BAR LUNATICS FROM PILOTING SMALL PLANES
  8. January 10 - Family Communications Day <ADULT>
  9. The Worst Day of My Life
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Selections from the Yallbonics/English Dictionary
  2. Afghanistan Town Names....
  3. Southern Folk <off. to rednecks>
  4. Sex life <adultish and a groaner>
  5. Feast Day of St. Vitalis
  6. Where Would Men Be Without Women?
  7. January 11th - Life Insurance Day <Clean>
  8. The Bet <adult>
  9. Idiot lists
  10. sugar and spice,<off women>
  11. Red Twinkie
  12. If the shoe fits.......
  13. Seven Days of the Best of Steven Wright (-5-)
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Learning to love the computer, warts and all
  2. A Couple Chuckles
  3. Terrorism in the Southeastern United States
  4. Puns of the Weak 01/11/02 (Part 1)
  5. January 12th - Aphrodisiac Appreciation Day <ADULT>
  6. Pet Names
  7. The Mirror
  8. HUMOR: Dallas Cowboys
  9. Senior personal ads
  10. Seven Days of the Best of Steven Wright (-6-)
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Argentina Institutes Presidential Draft
  2. Bills friends
  3. Puns of the Weak 01/11/02 (Part 2)
  4. January 13th - National Pizza Week <Clean>
  5. Inner Peace....
  6. Buying Bread
  7. correct change
  8. a good sermon (contains offensive language)
  9. Seven Days of the Best of Steven Wright (-7-)
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. SCIENTISTS TO STUDY GIANT ASTEROIDS BY STEERING THEM INTO EARTH
  2. INNER STRENGTH....
  3. A precious gift
  4. We Interrupt This Program . . .
  5. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  6. Men
  7. January 14th - Sgt Elvis Presley Day <CLEAN / Insulting to officers>
  8. Sexual PC language
  9. <No subject given>
  10. weather
  11. Another Lightbulb Joke
  12. Puns of the Weak 01/11/02 (Part 3)
  13. go fly a kite
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. BUSH FAINTS, HITS HEAD, LOSES ALL MEMORY OF ENRON
  2. Another lil Johnny story
  3. "Ive lived through a lot of windstorms," The Old Perfesser regaled. <adult>
  4. Genuine (?) Excerpts from Letters Sent to Landlords.......
  5. The Stella Awards -- Maybe funny but bogus
  6. Older Women....
  7. Irish Wisdom
  8. January 15th - International Channeling Day <CLEAN>
  9. Women Talk <adult>
  10. For all you skiers out there:-)
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
  12. Puns of the Weak 01/11/02 (Part 4)
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Elderly Romance....
  2. Correction: Bush Faints After Choking "The" Pretzel, Not Choking "On" Pretzel
  3. Thanks, Dad!
  4. Docteur, Docteur ! !
  5. The Truth Hurts
  6. Cultural History (Offensive to Muslims)
  7. A Letter From A Redneck West Virginian Mother
  8. The New iMac
  9. SAT answers
  10. Martha Stewarts Tips for Rednecks
  11. a good trade (may be offensive to Native Americans)
  12. January 16th - Prohibition Day <Adult
  13. sugar DADDY ....here is my adDRESS
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Ambrose Calls Plagiarism Charges "Much Ado About Nothing"
  2. A Couple Chuckles
  3. How many of these fit you?
  4. SCIENCE <adult>
  5. Visit To The Psychiatrist
  6. Sex Laws Around the World:
  7. January 17th - Great Brinks Robbery Day <Offensive to stupid robbers>
  8. New Uses For Justice Now That We Have Military Tribunals
  9. Freudian slip
  10. Moods
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. High School Students Demand Wars In Easier-To-Find Countries
  2. An exercise program for seniors
  3. Ways To Be Annoying......
  4. The Blizzard
  5. Visions Of Things To Come
  6. Where Dogs Come From
  7. January 18th - Airplane Ship Landing Day <Clean>
  8. Embarrassing first date
  9. George Carlin one liners
  10. Comments about terrorists
  11. Using Humor in the Workplace <sexual references>
  12. Puns of the Weak 01/18/02 (Part 1)
  13. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten...
  2. What would you choose?
  3. Lifespan
  4. Terrorists in Southeast U.S.
  5. Do you know your way to San Jose?
  6. January 19th - Clone Patent Day <Offensive to males, clones and male clones!>
  7. Fees
  8. Imagine the Memos...
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Surprise Settlement Evenly Splits Microsoft; One Firm To Make Software, Other To Make Patches
  2. Dont be nekkid today!
  3. Luck
  4. Signs of Being a Grown Up....
  5. January 20th - Stay Young Forever Day <Adult Themes>
  6. Akmed (offensive to Afghans)
  7. Puns of the Weak 01/18/02 (Part 2)
  8. bar jokes
  9. THE GOOD OLD DAYS - GO NAVY!
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult; language>
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. People That Kids Today Think Jimmy Carter Is
  2. Marketing
  3. Music exams <clean>
  4. Only In Ireland.....
  5. Say "Cheese"
  6. Murphys Computing Laws
  7. White Folks Business --humor from Martin Luther King, Jr.
  8. Redneck Churches
  9. womens dictionary<off women>
  10. Puns of the Weak 01/18/02 (Part 3)
  11. Aquarius, the Water Carrier (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
  12. Whistle While You Work
  13. Arthritis
  14. Motivation <off. to public school teachers>
  15. After Dr. King - Mrs. Cheney Fingers New Role Models For Black America
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 22nd - Emergency Medical Services Day <Offensive to weak stomachs>
  2. Secrets Of A Happy Marriage.....
  3. Comcasts High-Speed Web Access, the Bored Game
  4. How many sheep <off. to consultants>
  5. Geezers are the best!
  6. " ! ! ! " exclaimed The Old Perfesser.
  7. Childrens Prayers
  8. New Hymn
  9. Operating Instructions
  10. q&a<off to women>
  11. Shush, boy! <adult>
  12. "PRETZEL EATING IN SAFETY AND COMFORT" (off. to you-know-who)
  13. Not the brightest bulb
  14. This Weeks News In Brief
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Classical music?
  2. The old farmer and his mule
  3. The Stupid Sign....
  4. New Job
  5. BANANAS
  6. Puns of the Weak 01/18/02 (Part 4)
  7. biscuits<adult&lang>
  8. Rules of Nature
  9. Noli me tangere <adult language>
  10. January 23rd - Cold, Cold, Cold Day <Poss. offensive to Dogs & Owners>
  11. Fond hopes
  12. They said it......
  13. The Foreign Car Buyer Database
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Ancient Tech Support
  2. Stroll With Me.....
  3. Workplace vocabulary for 2002
  4. Political Q & A
  5. This just in
  6. Your Majesty (Again, its a weird world)
  7. Bluelight special
  8. Hot footin it to the Podiatrists Office <sorta adult>
  9. mabe
  10. CHURCH MARQUEE SIGNS
  11. FAQ: The Enron Scandal
  12. January 24th - Canned Beer Day <Mild profanity>
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Putin Says Were Independent, Says Media
  2. Toilet Hugging & now tHIS ....
  3. Some Puns to Ponder.....
  4. A reconstructed DamYankee joke
  5. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
  6. New Medical Terms
  7. poor rosie!!!
  8. Harry Potter and the 21st Century Culture Wars
  9. More "Absurd Warning Lables"
  10. bad/worse<adult>
  11. Consultants <risque>
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. New Mergers
  2. Dilberts Top 15 Fun Things to Tell Co-Workers Who Try To Dump Work on You
  3. U.N. Approves Massive Aid Package For Mariah Carey
  4. Puns of the Weak 1/25/02 (Part 1)
  5. School daze <off. to public school psychologists>
  6. Assisted Computing Facility
  7. Mothballs
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Doncha just love it???
  2. She doesnt look very good
  3. SatireWires 2nd Annual Poetry Spam Contest (Part 1 of 4)
  4. MOFT
  5. An expert mouser
  6. This Weeks Horoscopes
  7. The dangers of the Swine Flu Virus
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. India Sends Message by Invading
  2. Puns of the Weak 01/25/02 (Part 2)
  3. All I Need to Know about Life I Learned from a Snowman
  4. Tendjewberrymud.....
  5. Marketing Concepts <adultish>
  6. Advantages to breast milk
  7. Religion <prob. blasphemous>
  8. January 28th - Senior Golf Day <Poss. offensive to Golfers>
  9. Tidbits from across the pond
  10. Game Show, Anyone?
  11. Puns of the Weak 01/25/02 (Part 3)
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. SatireWires 2nd Annual Poetry Spam Contest (Part 2 of 4)
  2. Kids and religion
  3. What sex is your computer???
  4. "This wind is awful," blustered the Old Perfesser.
  5. Id Love To But...
  6. Children should be ...
  7. Shredders R Us
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 01/25/02 (Part 4)
  2. Some of lifes lessons are cruel
  3. JUSTICE
  4. Something Sweet.....
  5. Nursing
  6. Indian Style <adult>
  7. Killing flies
  8. obit
  9. Fat Theology.......
  10. At Least Its Not Enrongate
  11. Supervision of Women - circa 1943
  12. Power me up!
  13. January 30th - National Inane Answering Message Day (May Be Religiously Offensive)
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 01/25/02 (Part 5)
  2. Dear Diary <off. to Dick Cheney>
  3. Sunday Sex....
  4. The Southeastern U.S. as seen by a Southerner
  5. More "Absurd Warning Labels"
  6. Pardon Me?
  7. Viagra slogans
  8. Acts of God<adult>
  9. Little Davids Valentine
  10. Academia
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