The Humor List Postings for December 2001

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Its good to be a woman!
  2. Puns of the Weak 11/30/01 (Part I)
  3. In Order of Importance
  4. Things You Wont See On Hallmark Cards.....
  5. After Christmas Letter
  6. December 1st - Most Fun Month <Adult>
  7. Give Or Take
  8. Top Ten Signs Santa Doesnt Like Your Kid
  9. Cavemates
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 11/30/01 (Part II)
  2. An old joke <clean, silly>
  3. Dear Tide....
  4. Academic Santa
  5. A Holiday Fruitcake Recipe
  6. Saving The Lawyer
  7. Lettermans Top Ten...
  8. December 2, 1970 - Environmental Protection Agency activated
  9. Name Em If You Got Em
  10. 3wishes<off men&women>
  11. Puns of the Weak 11/30/01 (Part III)
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. New viruses <clean-ish>
  2. Elvis revisited
  3. Smiles......
  4. NEWS UPDATE
  5. Australian Christmas
  6. Fisherwoman
  7. December 3 - Day Without Crime <Adult
  8. Dilberts Top 15...
  9. I hate some things about this time of year.
  10. Monday Humor
  11. The History of Santa Claus ( = part 1 of 3 = )
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The young scholar
  2. Sunday Humour.....
  3. "I can smell bacon cooking," said The Old Perfesser crisply. <adult>
  4. Christmas Play
  5. December 4, 1951, Longest Surgery In History <Some Adult Language>
  6. Humor <not off, I hope>
  7. gas<adult>
  8. Inheriting the Family Ranch
  9. This Weeks News In Brief
  10. The History of Santa Claus ( = part 2 of 3 = )
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The History of Santa Claus ( = part 3 of 3 = )
  2. Opinions Are Like . . . <adult>
  3. At least he won something!
  4. Differences Between Men & Women.....
  5. Its a Douglass and Ferncroft Holiday!
  6. A few quotes <adult>
  7. A Cops Night Before Christmas
  8. Terrorism <off to Polish>
  9. December 5, 1933, The 21st Amendment Birthday <Clean>
  10. sex<adult>
  11. Homegrown Taliban
  12. You know you are a teacher if . . .
  13. Dining Out
  14. New Words
  15. A memo from Santa
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Gore Family Restaurant?!?!?
  2. Chinese Proverbs.....
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  4. December 6th: Make and Bake Day <Clean>
  5. Fractured Carols
  6. a few more quotes, part deux
  7. What are you?
  8. poem<adult>
  9. Nothing Like Love
  10. My favorite xmas recipe....NOT <smiles>
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Mess With Texas
  2. A JPL Christmas
  3. Breakfast
  4. Womans Language!!!
  5. Aint marriage just wonderful?
  6. Talking To Christ <probably blasphemous>
  7. New Twist On Things
  8. more quotes, finis
  9. December 7, National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day <Adult Themes>
  10. <No subject given>
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  12. Traffic Report for November 2001
  13. Mirror, Mirror
  14. Puns of the Weak 12/07/01 (Part 1)
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. In the Advent of Emergency
  2. Why I never have a caddy!!!
  3. Nuts and noses [Adultish and offensive to everybody]
  4. Mr Datas Twas the Night Before Christmas
  5. Inter-Cave Message From Osama
  6. Special napkins <not offensive>
  7. Pet Resolutions and Memo from Osama
  8. Spelling and grammar errors found at a hospital on the east coast
  9. Greatest Book Titles:
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 12/07/01 (Part 2)
  2. Christmas Cards for the Psychiatrically Challenged
  3. The Martha Stewart calendar for the holidays
  4. Improving Olympic Security
  5. Signs Youre Not the Sexual Marvel You Once Were
  6. December 9, 1842, Christmas Card Day <Clean>
  7. 7 Ways To Annoy At Christmas
  8. A Detective Story.....
  9. best diet<,ADULT>
  10. Practice Safe Fax
  11. A few (silly) jokes
  12. Puns of the Weak 12/07/01 (Part 3)
  13. Pretzels
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The eight days of Hanukkah
  2. All I Needed To Know About Life I Learned From Santa
  3. Texans <should be offensive to Texans, but probably isnt>
  4. The Onion presents a guide to Smart Stock-Market Investing
  5. December 10, View Life Thru Rose Colored Glasses Day <Clean>
  6. R.I.P. George Harrison <off. to G.H.>
  7. Date Description <offf women adult>
  8. Joe Smiths Day
  9. Oh, to be 6 again!
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Hebrew learning
  2. Christmas Party.....
  3. Louise
  4. December 11, 1967, Concorde Birthday <CLEAN>
  5. e-Perfesser <adult>
  6. Ace Gorilla Removal
  7. Puns of the Weak 12/07/01 (Part 4)
  8. cork<adult&lang>
  9. Tuesday Grins
  10. This Weeks News In Brief
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotations from women <clean>
  2. A Christmas Smile....
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes / War Update
  4. Celebrity Quips & Quotes
  5. bing BANG ...she screamed the wHOLed thang
  6. 1st Grade <adult>
  7. 20 Ways to Make HIS X-mas an XXX-mas!
  8. December 12, 1925, Birthday of the Motel. <ADULT>
  9. travelling salesman Rabbit<adult>
  10. A couple laughs
  11. The 12 Days of Christmas [part 1] (An oldie but goodie}
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The week in politics...
  2. Town drunks
  3. Santa and the FAA <Cruelty to animals, do not forward to PETA>
  4. Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree... <adult>
  5. ** Important Notice **
  6. A few quotes and a quickie
  7. Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
  8. Bombing with Jai al-Leno
  9. December 13, Sementivae (Festival of Tellus) <Clean - Politically Correct>
  10. Bumper sticker
  11. Memo <Coarse Language>
  12. The 12 Days of Christmas [Part 2]
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Software Crackdown
  2. Indians Land.....
  3. A Marv Albert Christmas Tune
  4. Odd Christmas Traditions
  5. Pepsi anyone? [Adultish]
  6. Dictionary of Dating
  7. Nag, Nag, Nag !!!
  8. Whos to Blame?
  9. December 14, Day of Prophecy <ADULT LANGUAGE>
  10. sentences
  11. BEST "HUMOROUS WITHOUT MEANING TO BE"
  12. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet (Special Edition)
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Answers to the famous Final Exam
  2. Puns of the Weak 12/14/01 (Part I)
  3. Tongue Twisters
  4. Lessons of life [some repeats; some new]
  5. Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
  6. The Confessional.....
  7. December 15, 1952, Sex Change Operation Day <ADULT>
  8. <No subject given>
  9. A few Jokes
  10. Overhead On The Wise Mens Journey To Bethlehem
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A Couple Christmas Poems
  2. Puns of the Weak 12/14/011 (Part II)
  3. Software Installation
  4. Press Briefing by the Attorney General
  5. Holiday politics in the U.S.
  6. Two Old Ladies
  7. December 16, National Chocolate Anything Day <Some Adult Language>
  8. Celebrating......
  9. Gender Identification
  10. Twas The Night Before Christmas In Palm Beach
  11. Dummies are everywhere
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 12/14/01 (Part III)
  2. Lettermans Top Ten...
  3. So now you know the rest of the story....
  4. 19 Things It Took Me 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry
  5. Female Humor
  6. Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma
  7. old age joys <adult>
  8. December 17, Eid al-Fitr <Clean>
  9. BAH!!! Humbug!!! <adult>
  10. An Onion Classic
  11. <No subject given>
  12. The Christmas parrot
  13. When Johnny Jihad comes home
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Musical Advice to Xmas Shoppers
  2. Puns of the Weak 12/14/01 (Part IV)
  3. Okay....so what have you learned lately???
  4. Trivia
  5. The Updated Version
  6. December 18, 1719, Mother Goose Day <Clean>
  7. Worried About Santa Claus (Part 1 of 2)
  8. Snakes
  9. Christmas Reruns <cleanish>
  10. This Weeks News In Brief
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Reasons Dub Wants to Fire Treasury Secretary Paul ONeil
  2. Night Before Christmas 2001
  3. Holiday Baking
  4. The Story of Man....Any Man
  5. Afghan towns [Some adultish language]
  6. Hes Got All The Answers.... <adult>
  7. Cow logic <maybe off to everyone?>
  8. Worried About Santa Claus (Part 2 of 2)
  9. Merry Xmas from France
  10. Bush decrees National Human Rights Week
  11. December 19, 1958, Greetings Across The World Day <Clean>
  12. cc & poem
  13. Ho ho hooh mAte
  14. Broken car
  15. Three Wise Women and Rudolph the Red
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Yasser Arafat is "Irrelevant"
  2. Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" <adult>
  3. Forgetting Again?
  4. 25 Ways Were Different This Year.....
  5. Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree
  6. The Cajun Night Before Christmas
  7. December 20, Festival of Mother Night <Clean>
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes / Presidential Press Briefing
  9. ANOTHER Broken car
  10. Training Courses Now Available for Men
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A Drunks Night Before Christmas <adult-ish>
  2. kosher emBALM info commercially hohoho
  3. A Few Jokes
  4. New words for an old favorite
  5. Things You Can Get Away With Saying....
  6. Giving Thanks
  7. Bible Theme Songs
  8. 15 Ways to Avoid Stresssssssss
  9. December 21, Look On The Bright Side Day <ADULT>
  10. Press Briefing by the Press Secretary
  11. Puns of the Weak 12/21/01 (Part !)
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. BIN LADEN, HEARD ON RADIO, COUNTS DOWN TOP TWENTY HITS
  2. Is Santa s he or a she?
  3. Ethics
  4. Capricorn, the Goat (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
  5. lose a foot
  6. Christmas Q and A
  7. The Perfect Car <oldie>
  8. Puns of the Weak 12/21/01 (Part 2)
  9. A few Jokes
  10. mayBEE she was zee catchoil -aDULLt-
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. 12 Days of Christmas Re-Examined in Light of Competition
  2. Making sure he understands
  3. Illegal Alien
  4. New Phobias
  5. December 23, 1975, Metric Conversion Act Anniversary <Maybe offensive to those who believe>
  6. Advice column about pregnancy...<adult>
  7. Christmas Signs
  8. Hot Holiday Toys
  9. Puns of the Weak 12/21/01 (Part 3)
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Syndicated Alternative Holiday Specials Rejected By All Four Networks
  2. The Christmas Hobby Horse
  3. The visiting uncle
  4. Top 15 Fun Things to Tell Technical Writers
  5. Christmas Emails
  6. Im a Senior Citizen
  7. December 24, Christmas Eve <ADULT>
  8. A Serious Scientific Enquiry <risque>
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. You cant make this up
  2. Puns of the Weak 12/21/01 (Part 4)
  3. Fun Unix commands <long, 98 lines, adult>
  4. The Three Monks
  5. Its that special time of year
  6. Merry Christmas To My Female Friends...
  7. December 25th - A Christmas Prayer
  8. A Few Jokes
  9. Instant replay <offensive to men>
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The next day
  2. New series, new title
  3. A Few Jokes
  4. Martha Stewarts New Years Resolutions
  5. Happy Holidays! ;>)
  6. December 26th, Boxing Day <Clean>
  7. sweater
  8. Top 15 Things You Are Least Likely to Say When You Get Laid Off
  9. Boxing
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. NEW RED SOX OWNERS VOW TO CONTINUE LOSING TRADITION
  2. Mark Russell
  3. Top 10 Resolutions You Wont Keep
  4. Its a weird world
  5. Parental guidance for a puppy dog
  6. Chain Letter For Women Only
  7. A Xmas Recipe.....
  8. Good reading
  9. Least-Used Chat E-bbreviations
  10. The Darndest Thing
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. December 27, National Fruitcake Day <Clean>
  2. Of Harry Potter, ewes and snakes <may be off. to conservative Christians>
  3. An argumentative daughter
  4. RIDGE ANNOUNCES WAR ON FOOTWEAR
  5. Highway Patrol
  6. a $100 Christmas lesson
  7. December 28, Bairns Day (unluckiest day of the year) <Mild Adult Language>
  8. inner peace
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 12/28/01 (Part 1)
  2. For all of the OldF computer users among you
  3. Mating Calls
  4. December 29, No Wearing Pants Day
  5. BUSH TWINS PUSH FOR NATIONAL FAKE I.D. CARDS
  6. Ode to Women....
  7. Head of lettuce <non off>
  8. American Patriot Registration Has Commenced. Sign Up NOW!
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. United States of America Patriot Registration (Part II)
  2. Puns of the Weak 12/28/01 (Part 2)
  3. December 30, Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute
  4. Tales in and out of church
  5. Sunburn!!!
  6. Sherlock Holmes
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. RIDGE ANNOUNCES WAR ON FOOTWEAR
  2. adult<lang>
  3. Puns of the Weak 12/28/01 (Part 3)
  4. Jury Duty
  5. Happy New Year!!!
  6. Top 15 Clues That Your Meeting Will Never End
  7. A Few Thoughts - Gender Wise
  8. Brain Power & Will Power
  9. "Real Man" Test, The Game Of Love
  10. December 31, New Years Eve
  11. The possibility of sweet revenge
  12. A Letter to Santa <Language>
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