The Humor List Postings for October 2001

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Fall TV Preview 2001: ABC (...part 2 of 2...) <adult; language>
  2. Getting a Divorce
  3. Kids Kitchen Vocabulary Terms....
  4. Little Bobbie
  5. October 1st - World Vegetarian Day <Adult>
  6. Nurses & Doctors <adult>
  7. I Want A Man
  8. Warning, Objects May Appear Smaller ...
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Homosexual Agenda
  2. Yeah, hes married all right!
  3. Estrogen.......
  4. "But Uncle Perfesser, you axed me, =?iso-8859-1?Q?Do_I_look_stupid=3F=22_said_little_Maury=2E?=
  5. Royal Vest
  6. October 2 - October is Computer Learning Month
  7. The Supreme Court
  8. bear&rabbit<adult>
  9. This Weeks News In Brief
  10. bin Ladens punishment
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Some of these are priceless.....
  2. Fall TV Preview 2001: WB <adult>
  3. October 3 Techie (Nerd) Day
  4. MONUMENT
  5. Snow Warning
  6. He said it like it is!
  7. what kind of person are you<adult>
  8. Studies Misuse Statistics
  9. Why didnt we think of that...
  10. juStt a FEW clICks of the KeYsss
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  2. What else could it be?
  3. A Potato Story.....
  4. EXPATRIATE
  5. Proofs
  6. October 4 Golf Lovers Day <Adult>
  7. A bottle of beer?
  8. Comic Relief
  9. Coyotes
  10. Sleeping at your Desk
  11. Weird Business News #41 (1st of 3) Cc:
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. To the cowardly terrorists..... (not humorous)
  2. Three Choices
  3. Say, mom... <adult>
  4. Hmmmm!!!
  5. October 5, 1902 - Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonalds, was born. <Adult>
  6. The Operator
  7. Political Science
  8. Halloween Puns of the Weak 10/5/01
  9. Weird Business News #41 (2nd of 3) Cc:
  10. for the ladys
  11. Definitions
  12. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 10/5/01 (Part 1)
  2. IgNobels <clean>
  3. New Preacher
  4. Tomorrows medical doctor
  5. Saying Goodbye The New Century Way
  6. Absolution.....
  7. Weird Business News #41 (3rd of 3) Cc:
  8. Traffic Report for September 2001
  9. just thinking
  10. October 6, 1954 - Army Nurses <Adultish>
  11. Fall TV Preview 2001: FOX (...part 1 of 2...) <adult; language>
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 10/5/01 (Part 2)
  2. Females Over Analyze Everything!!!
  3. Aint it the truth!!!
  4. October 7 Intergeneration Day <Clean>
  5. Fall TV Preview 2001: FOX (...part 2 of 2...) <adult; language>
  6. Terms of Endearment<Adult>
  7. 80 Percent of Americans
  8. 3 whishes
  9. Try This, Its Really Cool!
  10. NEW YORK ... Year 2032.
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. BLooD...SnotT... CloveRS.. & ranebows
  2. Suffering
  3. Dilberts Top 15...
  4. WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES
  5. Ode to a penis........
  6. Marriage Woes?
  7. Illegal sex to go live in town square <adultish>
  8. Columbus Day is being observed in the U.S. today
  9. Columbus Day October 8 (Celebrated Holiday) October 12 (Official Holiday)
  10. SOME TIME-HONORED TRUTHS
  11. He thinks he knows you
  12. Miscellaneous
  13. Dear Ann SLanders
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. TV coverage of the WTC events summarized
  2. How to get through to a pacifist
  3. Gates Suffers General Protection Fault <Off. to Bill Gates>
  4. Strategy Option....
  5. RhymeTyme w/The Old Perfesser <adult>
  6. October 9 - IMAGINE DAY
  7. Mixed Messages
  8. Neuropsychology Course
  9. This explains it all <off men Adult>
  10. A Pacifist Learns His Lesson
  11. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Just Add It Up!!!
  2. A few Jokes
  3. A purple hat for all lady subscribers!
  4. Fall TV Preview 2001: UPN
  5. Finding the address <adultish>
  6. New Products <adult>
  7. Rush Limbaugh one-liners...
  8. Ours Is Cuter
  9. Whirling Walter...and a quickie hat joke
  10. October 10 Emergency Nurses Day <Maybe upsetting to weaker stomachs>
  11. How I met My Wife -- offensive to language snobs
  12. Some fun quotes
  13. Airport Security
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Why doesnt Red Riding Hood have a grandpa? (modern addition)
  2. THE INACCURATE PREDICTIONS OF NOSTRADAMUS
  3. Somethings to think about....
  4. The elephant and the turtle
  5. Revised List <adult>
  6. Racing Turtle
  7. Merge-matic books <clean>
  8. Jesse Ventura & the Media
  9. dreams <adult>
  10. October 11, 1975 - Saturday Night Live First Broadcast
  11. Modern times
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The algebra of infinite justice (Part 1) <poss. offensive to the US Govt.>
  2. Letter to/from moron
  3. Gotta love the Irish....
  4. The bulls
  5. Spy bird arrested <a little weird, but clean>
  6. The Golf Club Presidency
  7. Did You Know...
  8. Legal Bits
  9. The Golden Screw
  10. October 12 Octoberfest <Clean>
  11. ShopTalk
  12. Halloween Puns of the Weak 10-12-01
  13. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. A groaner <silly, too>
  3. The Golfing Patient
  4. The Onion presents: Good-Citizenship Tips
  5. Afghan TV Listings....
  6. The Miracle Toddler Diet
  7. Security
  8. October 13 - US Navy Day <Clean>
  9. Top Ten Baseball Euphemisms For Sex
  10. The truth about diets <humor>
  11. The year 2032 in New York
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 10/12/01 (Part 1)
  2. A thought for the day
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  4. A Food Groaner......
  5. October 14th - Breaking The Sound Barrier
  6. How they lost the house <may be off. to the religious>
  7. Emergency!
  8. couple of lawyer ones
  9. America On Alert
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 10/12/01 (Part 2)
  2. Overheard at the "Tribute to Heroes" Telethon <adult; language>
  3. An Entire Weekss Worth Of....
  4. Fathead [Adultish]
  5. Things Rudy Told Frances Jacques Chirac at Ground Zero
  6. timing is everything, in long distance calling!
  7. Onan the Barbarian <mildly adultish>
  8. Well Fight to the Last 50-Year-Old!
  9. New Computer Viruses
  10. Hillbilly Birth Control<off hillb Adult>
  11. Remaining Calm
  12. October 15-19 National Business Womens Week <Adult>
  13. Classic Quotes
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. 31 Years From Now....
  2. New Toilets
  3. Income taxes
  4. A wish
  5. =?iso-8859-1?Q?You_Might_Be_A_Teacher_If=85?=
  6. " ", the Old Perfesser said blankly. <adult>
  7. October 16 National Bosses Day <Adult>
  8. Anthrax-Free (Satire)
  9. Where fart r thee hillatree? Xamined & free 2 readded
  10. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
  11. New Ranch
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. At the races <adult>
  2. HUMOUR - Irish terrorism
  3. Kandahar Har Har
  4. Mommys Little Helper
  5. Mark Russell & ShopTalk
  6. Fishing and sex
  7. Top Ten Least Popular Theme Restaurants
  8. Halloween....
  9. More Meddling!
  10. ou Might be An ER Physician If...
  11. nd here I thought they were only obnoxious to people!
  12. ctober 17, 1989 SF Earthquake
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. News Flash
  2. The little cowboy
  3. Dirty Halloween.....
  4. National Enquirer <adult, off.>
  5. Post-Sept. 11 Changes
  6. You Might Have Gone Insane If
  7. October 18 Long Distance Day <Adult>
  8. Moderate Extremism
  9. poof <off men?>
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Warning!!!!
  2. Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is Possessed By The Ghost Of Abraham Lincoln
  3. The Taliban.....
  4. Blondes
  5. Crazy
  6. Viagra & At the Supermarket <adult!>
  7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  8. Real Beers
  9. October 19 Electricity Day
  10. I Can Feel His Pain
  11. Stork Innocence <Adult>
  12. Halloween Puns of the Weak 10/19/01
  13. The Great Wall
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. OSAMA Acronym<offensive to Americans and Osama followers>
  2. Getting rid of Telemarketers
  3. Bombing with Jai al-Leno
  4. October 20 Sweetest Day
  5. My Ex
  6. OLD joke repost for 2001.10.20
  7. Blonde Jokes....
  8. memo
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult; language>
  2. He was fired
  3. Weird Family.....
  4. Drunk
  5. System Crash
  6. Police Response
  7. Food rations <insensitive, given the present situation>
  8. Detail, Deduct
  9. Puns of the Weak 10/19/01 (Part 1)
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Computer Gender.....
  2. Dilberts Top 15...
  3. Please Stand Up
  4. An Entire Weekss Worth Of....
  5. Lamaze Lesson #1
  6. The slogan contest [Adultish language]
  7. October 21 Mother-in-Law Day (Third Sunday in October)
  8. Early New Millennium Definitions <clean>
  9. Sumpin else altogether
  10. 4 suspected terrorists
  11. ShopTalk
  12. Website thatll improve your computers performance
  13. Puns of the Weak 10/19/01 (Part 2)
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. SCORPIO - Oct 23 - Nov 22 <If possible, insulting to Corporations>
  2. Another terrorist is detained
  3. Thank You, Come Again
  4. OLD joke repost for 2001.10.23
  5. Letters To The Editor
  6. Stranded Tourist
  7. Death & Taxes, now joined by Loans & Anthrax
  8. Honesty is the best policy
  9. Mark Russell & ShopTalk
  10. scare-mail
  11. A Couple Jokes
  12. BAZZARES sPORts no i says...SPORTS Quotes
  13. The Onion presents: Halloween Safety Tips <adult>
  14. Request for Help
  15. Afghans Again.....
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. OLD joke repost for 2001.10.24
  2. This Weeks News In Brief
  3. Q % A about pregnancy & Childbirth
  4. The Clerk <adult>
  5. Prayer Dog
  6. On the safe side
  7. halloween humor<adult>
  8. Top Ten All-Purpose Witty Comebacks
  9. Emma Come First
  10. October 24 ~ Black Thursday
  11. Women warriors
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. OLD joke repost for 2001.10.25
  2. List: Scientists at the Bar
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  4. History Lesson
  5. ATTENTION: Cheating Husbands....
  6. Police Funnies <adult>
  7. Poisoning
  8. Same Landlord <off. to Chicagoers>
  9. October 25 - 31 is Peace Friendship and Goodwill Week!
  10. Mark Russell
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. OLD joke repost for 2001.10.26
  2. That numerology stuff is really scary, aint it!!
  3. October 26 Mule Day <Adult Language>
  4. BAILOUT
  5. Top 15 Slogans Rejected by Motel 6
  6. Firemen Bells....
  7. Traffic Court
  8. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  9. Two Announcements
  10. BraN * thA Groo<< M
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. OLD joke repost for 2001.10.27
  2. Blade Runner revisited <clean>
  3. What is Love?
  4. Politically Correct.....
  5. Woodsy Owl Dies!
  6. The South Will Rise Again!
  7. October 27 - Subway Day
  8. O.J. & Other Eccentrics
  9. NFLl<adult>
  10. Bombing with Jai al-Leno
  11. Puns of the Weak 10/26/01
  12. Famous Last Words
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. October 28, 1958 - New Pope Elected
  2. Dilberts Top 15...
  3. On the 13th day of Halloween
  4. A Groaner....
  5. Married Life
  6. Girls night out<adult off women>
  7. OJ
  8. US Women Volunteer to get Osama <Off, maybe to Afgans>
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Bush Joke
  2. Conversations.....
  3. Learning from a snowman
  4. Turning Tricks <adult; language; SCARY>
  5. Paulys wisdom <clean>
  6. New Best Friend
  7. Limericks <adult!>
  8. ShopTalk Humor
  9. October 29, 1929 Wall Street Crashes
  10. Limits to credulity
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The power of investment
  2. Becoming a Husband.....
  3. <adult> Trailer Park Productions Presents....
  4. FAQ: Halloween <adult; language; Scariness>
  5. Not Allowed
  6. The lawyer in the limo
  7. Mark Russell & ShopTalk
  8. To Tell the Truth
  9. October 30 War of the Worlds <May be offensive stutters>
  10. A Halloween Oldie but Goodie
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Cake or bed <adult>
  2. Halloween Groaners....
  3. This Weeks News In Brief
  4. THE HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY
  5. A Halloween treat
  6. Rowdy Child
  7. Daily Humor
  8. the rose
  9. thyme aFter tiME
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