The Humor List Postings for September 2001

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dilberts Top 15...
  2. Snow White Takes A Bath
  3. Are You A Golf Nut?
  4. More Fractured Definitions
  5. September 1 - Nut Day <Adult>
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 8/31/01 (Part 2)
  2. Jesse Helms Retirement Plans
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker
  5. September 2 - Working Mothers Day <Clean>
  6. Spots
  7. Humor - Golf (warning - bad language)
  8. Women over 50<aduld off to women>
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Hello! Your Name Is...
  2. Words With Two Meanings.......
  3. Not For University Application
  4. H e b o n i c s 1 0 1
  5. 10 reasons baseball is one weird sport.
  6. Speeding
  7. Traffic Report for August 2001
  8. September 3, Labor Day
  9. The Polish Wolf <Racial Theme>
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Making $$$$
  2. A few short ones
  3. What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of??? (possibly off. to Americans)
  4. Investigative Reporting
  5. Pilot To Tower
  6. September 4, Teachers Day <Clean>
  7. Past Jobs...
  8. S L o W --LEE ==IT\\\\\ tuRNED
  9. This Weeks News In Brief
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation <ADULT THEME>
  2. Game Show Contestent
  3. Cause Im a guy, thats why!
  4. LIMERICKS <adult>
  5. The Euro Is Unveiled
  6. September 5 - Be Late For Something Day <Clean>
  7. A Couple of Smiles
  8. The Flat
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. On The Patch <Adult>
  2. Picking lemons
  3. Larry Kings People <adult; language>
  4. OBITUARY
  5. Various quotes abour sex <adult, deja vu>
  6. Some Thoughts......
  7. Beyond The Interview <adult>
  8. Writing Home, The Easy Way
  9. September 6, Tank Day <Clean>
  10. Tastey Theology?
  11. Football Fan to the Rescue
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex Three Times A Week <Adult>
  2. Airline joke
  3. LADIES FIRST
  4. The Blonde mother-to-be
  5. Lost in Translation........
  6. Senior Citizen fun <adult>
  7. Astrological Predictions
  8. A New State?
  9. September 7, 1914 - Postal Workers Day <Sexual Theme & Language>
  10. Is this a great country, or what?
  11. Life lessons in the form of humor
  12. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 9//7/01 Part 1
  2. Dumb Joke :)
  3. My dad earns more than yours does!
  4. The Onion Hip-Hop Watch <adult; possibly offensive to nearly everyone>
  5. Teenage Fashion
  6. September 8, 1966 - Star Trek Premiere
  7. Puns of the Weak 9/7/01 Part 2
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Why athletes cant get real jobs
  2. SEASONED CITIZENS
  3. Whats A Blow Job?
  4. Lettermans Top Ten...
  5. Weird Business News #40 (1st of 3)
  6. September 9th, National Grandparents Day
  7. Aint it the truth???
  8. Bye-Bye, Baboo
  9. <No subject given>
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Gift Of Life
  2. Another Airline Joke :)
  3. Dentures
  4. This Weeks Horoscopes
  5. A few Jokes
  6. Marriage Quickies......
  7. Cleaning your icons <clean>
  8. Q & A <adult>
  9. Parents-To-Be
  10. Weird Business News #40 (2nd of 3)
  11. On September 10, 1953 - TV Dinner Day
  12. <No subject given>
  13. Fowl joke
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A little love nest
  2. Cooking Terms :)
  3. If the Ark was to be built today.....
  4. <adult> The Old Perfesser is always the life of the party.....
  5. Dumb Questions...No Answers
  6. September 11 - 911 Day
  7. Which Video To Buy........<adult>
  8. Private parts <ghoulish & offensive>
  9. Weird Business News #40 (3rd of 3)
  10. Nothing to post today.
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. COCOON STRUGGLES <A thought for today>
  2. The Break up
  3. "A Special Message..."
  4. Quinns Devious Dictionary
  5. That Just Wasnt Funny
  6. Nothing seems very funny today
  7. H L Menckens Birthday
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dog Quotes
  2. The Teacher Shortage
  3. IF......
  4. The Diplomat vs. The Lady
  5. Vanity Plates
  6. THERE I GROW AGAIN
  7. advance a grade<adult>
  8. Playing the harmonica
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A Canadian Article....Worth Reading
  2. A short dictionary of construction terminology
  3. PREGGERS
  4. A PARABLE WORTH SHARING
  5. Words Of Wisdom
  6. The Onion FamilyFocus presents: Choosing A Family Pet <adult; language>
  7. Noahs Arc
  8. A Poet in the Streets of New York City
  9. Puns of the Day 8/14/01 (Part 1)
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. ogLING ...a bit like snorkiling......... cept U R ogLING
  2. An oldie from rec.humor.funny
  3. To Be Thankful....
  4. September 15 - Medical History
  5. A trip to the doctor
  6. "Things that piss me off" by Adam Sandler
  7. Word Power
  8. Bumper Stickers
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. hypnotist<adult&lang>
  2. The Onion CareerCorner presents: Making A Midlife Career Change
  3. Nostradamus.....
  4. September 16 - Stay Away From Seattle Day <Clean>
  5. Marital discord
  6. Long Speech
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 9/14/01 (Part 2)
  2. Advantages of Being a Temp
  3. Living in Texas . . .
  4. Out Of Time
  5. Divorce.......
  6. Some Guidelines <adult>
  7. September 16 - 22 National Singles Week <Adultish Theme>
  8. "Thanks, OnStar!" <*** adult; language ***>
  9. Weather Forecast for Afghanistan
  10. School Play
  11. <No subject given>
  12. final ....... anSWer .......
  13. The veteran soldier
  14. The Binch
  15. Rosh Hashanah
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Pre Flight Announcement, 2002
  2. "Some people grow up and spread cheer..." said The Old Perfesser <adult>
  3. More Nostradamus Stuff.....
  4. Law School
  5. September 18 - International Day of Peace <Clean>
  6. happy butt
  7. Happy Birthday Sam,Ole Buddy
  8. Onion KidsPage Presents: How To Tell If You Were Adopted <for childre only>
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Fall TV Preview: NBC <part 1>
  2. September 19 - Laundry Day <Clean)
  3. Quotes from women about women
  4. If Men Got Pregnant...
  5. West Virginia joke
  6. Kinky!! <adult>
  7. Batter Up [adult; terroristic; retaliatory]
  8. Pregnancy and the Electric Company <adult>
  9. mailman <adult&lang>
  10. Lena Returns Home
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Fall TV Preview: NBC <part 2>
  2. Tit for tat
  3. Smiles.....
  4. Pearly Gates
  5. The Girls <adult>
  6. Orthopedic Cure
  7. If I were President George W. Bushs Speech Writer [adult language; offensive to english, etc. peoples]
  8. September 20 - Students Day
  9. camel<adult>
  10. Confusion in the toilet
  11. I had a dream . . .<offensive to arabs>
  12. and the Sky opEned .............>aDULLt<---------
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. This is toooo funny!!!
  2. Fish [Adult language]
  3. An Onion Classic
  4. Ode To The Toilet Seat
  5. Phrases You Can Use In A Myriad Of Business Situations
  6. September 21st - LAWYER DAY!
  7. AS THEY GET OLD...
  8. This bag is not a toy.
  9. Puns of the Weak 9/21/01 (Part 1)
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A medical dilemma
  2. The Interview
  3. A Bit of the Irish.....
  4. September 22 - Ice Cream Cone Day
  5. Put Life IN PERSPECTIVE<part1>
  6. Nostrodamus<offensive to forwarders>
  7. Fall TV Preview: CBS <...part 1 of 2...> <adult; language>
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Fall TV Preview: CBS <...part 2 of 2...>
  2. Puns of the Weak 9/21/01 (Part 2)
  3. Restaurant Order
  4. Upcoming Air Show
  5. Wedding vows
  6. Janet Reno Slogans for Florida Gubernatorial Race
  7. Libra, the Scales (Sept 23 - Oct 22) <Adult>
  8. penis enlarged<adult&lang>
  9. Mouse Hunt Trap
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Psalm 129....
  2. Top 10 Reasons Farm Trucks Arent Stolen
  3. Best wishes
  4. Pain test
  5. Jerry Falwells "History Of America" <adult>
  6. September 24th - Dr Seuss DAy
  7. Flag waving rules <probably offensive to right wing idiots>
  8. hamster to the vet<adult>
  9. On the golf course <adult; language>
  10. Buy Line
  11. Referral Required
  12. Reindeer facts
  13. Mile High .......Screw on the FLYby......damn bastards ===>> aDULLt <<==
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Grandfatherly Advice......
  2. The perfect mate
  3. Moving Out
  4. National Dog Week (9/23-9/29) <May upset those weak of stomach!>
  5. Hollywood Squares Classics
  6. The Old =?iso-8859-1?Q?Perfessers_too_young_for_Medicare=2E=2E=2E?=
  7. Smart women &Hamster note<adult>
  8. Fwd: Re: Checking in
  9. Suspension
  10. And now for a little Latin (Classical not American)
  11. Doing My Part
  12. The Onion Returns!
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bill Clinton in the classroom
  2. U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is Were At War With
  3. Elderly Couple
  4. Eternal Paradise - NOT!!!
  5. Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned Watching "Big Brother 2"
  6. Does God really hate figs? <off. to the religious>
  7. September 26 - Good Neighbor Day <Adult Themes>
  8. Sex Therapy
  9. Gary Condit & the Taliban
  10. Celebrating the American Humorist T.S. Eliot
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. If Men Truly Ruled The World.....
  2. LOVE <adult>
  3. Naughty Hare
  4. September 27 Yom Kipper <Clean>
  5. Another vicious computer virus
  6. something we can do<adult>
  7. Making America Safer <adult; language>
  8. Something to think about...
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Congratulations....
  2. God Angrily Clarifies Dont Kill Rule <adult; language>
  3. Disillusioned By Your Lifestyle? <adult>
  4. Negotiations with the Taliban
  5. On The Street
  6. September 28 - St Wenceslas Feast Day <Clean>
  7. Irony Is Not Dead
  8. One Mean Cowboy
  9. A Dictionary for Women
  10. Puns of the Weak 9/28/01 (Part 1)
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. @-->>--- My poop DONt speLL --->@ mypoopdontSMEll ===>aDULLt<==
  2. Enduring freedom
  3. Headlines for the year 2055
  4. Sexy!!
  5. Down in a Hole (ADULT) (LANGUAGE)
  6. Radio Contest.....
  7. September 29, 1829 Scotland Yard Established
  8. Alan Ray
  9. new dog breeds <adult>
  10. Fortified With Irony ---New entertainment guidelines for a changed America---
  11. Puns of the Weak 9/28/01 (Part 2)
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A Christian review of "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" <adult>
  2. The Stockbroker
  3. penis is orange<adult&lang>
  4. Smiles
  5. Sterility Request
  6. The Bill of No Rights
  7. September 30, 1846 - Classical Gas! <Adult Theme>
  8. Letters Perfect
  9. Fall TV Preview 2001: ABC (...part 1 of 2...) <adult; language>
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