The Humor List Postings for August 2001

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. My failing manhood <ADULT THEME>
  2. Hugh Hefners Options for the Use of His New House
  3. Golf confessions
  4. Assorted thoughts <clean>
  5. Geriatric Sex
  6. Who Are You???
  7. The U.S. legal system
  8. Was It Good For You? <adult>
  9. Traffic Report for July 2001
  10. History Homework
  11. Chocolate is better than sex!
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Be Polite
  2. This Weeks Horoscopes
  3. Mating Bull
  4. Pastoral care
  5. Mike Tysons Ebonics Lessons.....
  6. Got A Drink??
  7. Marriage & Stuff
  8. Weird Business News #38\9 (1sy of 3)
  9. morality of it all<real adult>
  10. August 2, Friendship Day
  11. Cat Humour
  12. Hes dying (Possibly offensive to AIDS or cancer patients)
  13. Only one apple!
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Trust White Men
  2. Lawyer Joke
  3. Research.....
  4. Not The Best Pickup Lines <adult>
  5. Potholes
  6. Weird Business News #39 (2nd of 3)
  7. Old Gal
  8. August 3, 1750 - First Teaching Manual
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  10. Puns of the Weak 8/3/01 Part 1
  11. Drinking profiles
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Unusual Dog
  2. Lettermans Top Ten...
  3. August 4th, Champagne Day <Adult>
  4. Womens Bedtime Prayer
  5. Weird Business News #39 (3rd of 3)
  6. Words With Two Meanings
  7. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Tips_On_Resum=E9_Writing.?=
  8. muder trial
  9. Puns of the Weak 8/3/01 Part 2
  10. Some advantages of being chubby
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Yugo
  2. Aug 5th, 1861 Incoming! Civil War Income Tax
  3. What us OldFs remember
  4. Political Philosophies.....
  5. Top 15 Phrases Youre Least Likely To See In Your Companys Annual Report
  6. You need a new Lawyer when . . .
  7. Random thoughts on the passing scene
  8. Now..PASS that CoLLECTion pLATE
  9. Ode to =?iso-8859-1?Q?SPAM=81?=
  10. Owl Hooting - A True Story <Adult Theme>
  11. His sweet tooth
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 8/3/01 Part 3 The Poetry
  2. Consultants
  3. Fast-Food Purchase Seething With Unspoken Class Conflict
  4. A quick groaner <clean>
  5. CONSEQUENCES..... <adult>
  6. Cops on the take......
  7. Pay Your Bills<adult>
  8. August 6, 1890 First Execution by Electric Chair
  9. Mad Cow Disease <Adult>
  10. Just how old are you?
  11. Blonde Pilot
  12. The American football season is about to begin!
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Spelling
  2. The Crunchy Bird
  3. Cellmates
  4. The Old Perfessers Got A Visitor <adult>
  5. Assorted Smiles
  6. August 7, 1942 - Marines Land On Guadalcanal <Clean>
  7. Knock-Knock
  8. how old are you
  9. The good witch [Adult theme and language]
  10. Please read. This is very important!
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Fine Archer
  2. Trial
  3. The Onion News In Brief <language>
  4. The Rules Of Bureaucracy
  5. The Workplace of the Noughties
  6. What I Want In A Man (A Female Perspective)
  7. shes fast and loose<adult off to women>
  8. August 8, 1974 - Nixon Announces Resignation <Adult>
  9. Putting a New Spin on Fast Food
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. This Just Aint Your Day <ADULT>
  2. Jordan Ponders A Comeback
  3. A problem with a peanut [Adult]
  4. What Are Friends For? <adult>
  5. Upgrade Your Cat!
  6. August 9, 1831 - The first steam locomotive <Adult>
  7. defintions<adultOff>
  8. "Bends on the Learning Curve" humor column
  9. A Most Dexterous Quip!
  10. The Prognosis
  11. HUMOR: Rules of Being a Guy <adultish>
  12. A medical experience [Adultish]
  13. Jesus was hanged! (May be offensive to some old fashioned christians)
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Military Diets
  2. Men vs. Women......
  3. Astrological Predictions
  4. Saving It Up
  5. WWJD?
  6. T.O.P. at church <adult>
  7. Elvis Week
  8. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  9. Women over 50<adult>
  10. A Toast<Adult>
  11. Puns of the Weak: 8/10/01 (Part 1)
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Ill Die for You :)
  2. Grroooaaannn!!!!
  3. HUMOR: The Evils of Bread
  4. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  5. Watch Out!
  6. The deaf lady <adult-ish>
  7. Alcatraz Day <Clean>
  8. Nasty male bashing at its best!
  9. adult funnies<off to everyone>
  10. More of What Ive Learned<Language>
  11. Sunburn [Adultish]
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 8/10/01 (Part 2)
  2. A few laughs! :)
  3. Payback?
  4. Star Wars: Attack of the Rejects
  5. Mans (From A Female Perspective)
  6. Im a little squirt ......
  7. Im a senior. Get off my back!!!
  8. A sad letter<adult&lang>
  9. August 12 - Aloha Day
  10. Irishman At The Pearly Gates
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. North Dakota vs. Manitoba
  2. Dilberts Top 20...
  3. Million Dollar Jokes
  4. Hillbilly surgery
  5. Bar Exam
  6. Races
  7. Faith Healer Allegedly Linked Sex to Exorcism [mature]
  8. August 13, 1970 - My Special Day! <Adult>
  9. FW: Urgent <clean>
  10. Unpublished Childrens Books
  11. THE aDULLt CRABB joKe ==> aDULLt crab *F* word joKe <==
  12. The Internal Revenue Service in the United States
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. What Makes You Really Happy? <ADULT>
  2. Change the Lightbulb???
  3. Sex Call
  4. Couple Dies Off Florida Keys in Sex-Plane Hijack
  5. A girlfriend is a bottle of wine; A wife is a wine bottle... <adult>
  6. A perfect match
  7. August 14, 1945 - V-J Day
  8. Pithy real sayings
  9. defination<offence to most>
  10. Changing light bulbs in church
  11. This Weeks News In Brief
  12. Its A Wacky World! #98
  13. HUMOR: NUDE SUNBATHING <PG>
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Exam
  2. Dilberts Top 20...
  3. A few Jokes
  4. Surprise....Surprise!!!
  5. Summer Days...
  6. Yankee Fan
  7. Shipwrecked Scotsman
  8. love <adult>
  9. Grad. Humor :)
  10. August 15th, National I Love Cowboys and Cowgirls Day
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Onion presents: Keep-Cool Tips
  2. How Many Women Can a Man Marry? :)
  3. Surprises in Bill Clintons Memoirs (PG)
  4. Together Again
  5. Aug. 16 - Im All Shook Up! <adult>
  6. A Willy Thing <adult>
  7. Oreo Cookies Psycho-Personality Test
  8. YOUR AD HERE (Offensive to Madison Avenue)
  9. August 16, 1994, AOL hits one million!
  10. "Show & Tell" in School
  11. random thoughts<off to someone>
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Updated Lyrics to Beatles Hits!
  2. Hallmark
  3. Three women <adult-ish>
  4. How To Freak Out Customs Officers
  5. Professional Association
  6. Anecdotes and Presidents <clean>
  7. Metric Conversion Chart
  8. wanted ad [adult]
  9. babys <adult>
  10. August 17th, Davy Crockett Day
  11. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  12. Puns of the Weak: 8/17/01 (Part 1)
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Spaghetti :)
  2. Risky date <clean>
  3. Inexorable March Of Time Brings TVs Jerry Mathers One Step Closer To Death
  4. Quick Thoughts
  5. Toasts........
  6. Puns of the Weak: 8/13/01 (Part 2)
  7. August 18th, National Homeless Animal Day
  8. I Cant!
  9. British Humor<adult>
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Black Eye <Adult Theme>
  2. 10 Rules for Golf that Sound Off-Color (But Arent)
  3. Building the Perfect Salmon
  4. Portrait Time
  5. Definition of Outdoor Barbequing.....
  6. Generation Gap
  7. August 19th, Final Frontier Day <Adult>
  8. Flags and taxes
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Turning Gay <ADULT>
  2. Religious humor :)
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  4. I Cant........
  5. Failed birth control efforts
  6. Come Up To My Place? <adult>
  7. Mortgage Letter
  8. Honor <clean-ish>
  9. stories provided by
  10. Performance Art comes to Western Pa.
  11. Marriage remains a mystery
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Under The Spell Of A Witch
  2. Computer Password.....
  3. The Maid
  4. Pre-Relationship Agreement (Part 1 of 2)
  5. REDUCING STRESS: Special to The Valdoster Daily Snooze
  6. Jesus will lift us up!
  7. News Flash <clean>
  8. Things you never learned in kiddygarten
  9. August 21, 1959 - Hawaii becomes the 50th State.
  10. This Weeks News In Brief
  11. Why worry? Be happy! [Adultish]
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Morris, the Poker Player
  2. Unsuccessful birth control measures
  3. You know.....
  4. Letters from Rehab - Mariah and Ben address their problems
  5. Pre-Relationship Agreement (Part 2 of 2)
  6. DRUMMER SHORTAGE
  7. Chemical Limericks <clean>
  8. 20 questions & Speech Therapy <adult>
  9. August 22, 1762 - First female editor of an American newspaper
  10. Mean Cuisine
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Adding it up
  2. The Robot Secretary <ADULT>
  3. Headline News Makeover
  4. The Texan
  5. Tell Me Gently.....
  6. KINKY ! ! !
  7. Quickies
  8. Limerick <off to the hyper- religious>
  9. For rent <adult>
  10. Virgo, the Virgin (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
  11. mule
  12. NADA from nuttin still mucho naddda daaudah
  13. At the ski lodge [Adultish]
  14. Arkansas hunters
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Back to Back Lovemaking <ADULT>
  2. Food Funnies
  3. Quarterly Earnings Report
  4. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  5. The Spinster
  6. Offensive to Microsoft fans
  7. August 24, Sam Spade Day
  8. Diet Tips
  9. Top 20 Fun Things To Tell Programmers
  10. Politics
  11. Puns of the Weak 8/24/01 (Part 1)
  12. A stress reduction technique
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Political Savvy
  2. Phones......
  3. Name That Baby
  4. August 25,1875 - Englishman swims the Channel
  5. A Court Case
  6. dr<adult&lang>
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Appearances.....
  2. The Trolleys Last Stop
  3. Potato Chip
  4. August 26th - 19th Amendment Ratified
  5. Three Sectors In Hell :)
  6. virus<off to many>
  7. Puns of the Weak 8/24/01 (Part 2)
  8. Be careful what you wish for.......
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. To Tell The Whole Truth
  2. Gary Condit Responses Worse Than "I Didnt Love Her"
  3. DINNER CONVERSATION
  4. For what its worth
  5. You Know Youre Over The Hill When...
  6. August 27, 1912 - "Tarzan of the Apes"
  7. THE ISLAND<off to diff nat.>
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. August 28, 1995 - Banking History <Adult>
  2. A couple of jokes
  3. This day and age.....
  4. Really, Dear!
  5. Grammar Lesson
  6. Another Blonde Joke
  7. This Weeks News In Brief
  8. It was a delusion
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. "The Narvmy"
  2. Is This Legal???
  3. MS Borg End User License Agreement
  4. Its A Wacky World! #99
  5. My Knee Hurts
  6. August 29, 1886 - Chop Suey <Adult>
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Bad NewS........... GOOed newS !!
  2. A few Jokes
  3. Medicrins
  4. <No subject given>
  5. Hospital Rules.......
  6. This Weeks Horoscopes
  7. 2<adult>
  8. The Thoughts of Children
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted ADULT Smiles
  2. IT Rules of Thumb
  3. Martha Stewart. marries Genghis Khan <Off to Mrs. Stewart>
  4. Why Men Never Win
  5. August 31, 1997, Internet Study by Carnegie Mellon University <Adult>
  6. the bosss daughter [ADULT THEME]
  7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  8. Puns of the Weak: 8/31/01 (Part 1)
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