The Humor List Postings for May 2001

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Dear Abby Letter
  2. Jokes
  3. Top Ten Responses To The Question, How Fat Is Al Gore?
  4. The Joy Of Having A Dick
  5. Worst Sound
  6. Encounter on a train
  7. EXTRA ! EXTRA ! READ ALL ABOUT IT ! The Old Perfessers In The News ! ! ! <adult>
  8. Quick takes on Economist <off. to Economists>
  9. Just say "Yes"
  10. Weird Business News #36 (1st of 3)
  11. nun
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Things Men Love to Hear
  2. God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder
  3. Jokes
  4. Do You Know???
  5. Bashing Economists <off. to Economists>
  6. Water, Water!
  7. Personal Ads <adult>
  8. Weird Business News #36 (2nd of 3)
  9. CAJUN s .. u GOTTA LOVe thEm
  10. What does it mean?
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Anniversary
  2. This Weeks Horoscopes
  3. More on Economics <off. to whom? Guess...>
  4. Savannah Says . . . <adult advice>
  5. The Ballerina + 1 <adults only>
  6. Weird Business News #36 (3rd of 3)
  7. Its All In The Pronunciation
  8. An elderly couple
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Jokes
  2. Metric Cliches
  3. Sexual Lines from Star Wars.....
  4. On The Medical Front
  5. The Rules For Life
  6. A Dogs Diary
  7. Birthday Drink
  8. The Recital
  9. Contractors Agreement for the Ten Plagues (1 of 3)
  10. Some Things You Just Cant Explain (Adult joke from Iceland)
  11. Puns of the Weak 5/4/01
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Chinese Wisdom <clean, about dead people>
  2. Contractors Agreement for the Ten Plagues (2 of 3)
  3. Dismemberment
  4. Malapropisms
  5. Love Stuck
  6. Making the Grade
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Bumper Stickers
  9. A Bostonian visits the Alamo
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Contractors Agreement for the Ten Plagues (3 of 3)
  2. Tendjewberrymud
  3. Career Advice
  4. How To Attend a Meeting
  5. Traffic Report for April 2001
  6. change
  7. Subject: Murphys Law - Hawaiian Style
  8. What time is it?
  9. HOW TO BE A GOOD REPUBLICAN:
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten Signs A Miss Universe Contestant Is A Man
  2. Growing Old Together
  3. A Quiz
  4. A Redneck Poem
  5. Womens Courses
  6. Redneck Foreplay <adult>
  7. whale of a joke <adult>
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. HMO Signs
  2. Insurance Goodies (Part 1 of 2)
  3. Two Birds in the Sunshine
  4. "I taught at the university," The Old Perfesser professed. <adult>
  5. True Stories <adult>
  6. 26 signs youve grown up<off to old folks>
  7. This Weeks Horoscopes
  8. The Possibility of a Crash Landing
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. TEDDY BEAR
  2. Microsoft and Tomatoes....
  3. Insurance Goodies (Part 2 of 2)
  4. My Environmental Guilt
  5. Lawyers and Judges
  6. FEMALE DRINKING BUDDIES:<adult>
  7. kids
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Gilligan
  2. Application For A Spot In "Trailer Heaven, A Planned Community"
  3. Political joke of Yesteryear <clean>
  4. The Harmonica Player
  5. The Pope on a plane
  6. Survey Says...
  7. new nerve<adult>
  8. The Millionaire
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Goldfish Funeral
  2. Scuba Diving
  3. Fun Things To Slip Into Your Budget
  4. Hey, MOM!!!
  5. Traffic Control
  6. PERSIAN RUGS<lang adult>
  7. You too can act maternally!!!
  8. The New Wifes Diary
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 5/11/01
  2. This is FUNNY......
  3. The Loss of a Foot
  4. Trading Insults?
  5. Keep on bashing economists <off. to South Dakota>
  6. Another "PERSONALITY TEST"
  7. Barbecuing
  8. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet
  9. TEMPTING the weatHER...hi maw; HMD !!!!!!
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf is really a simple game
  2. The Ratio
  3. This Is What Really Happened!
  4. Biggest Disasters Experienced On Business Trips.
  5. Mothers.....
  6. Nursery Rymes<adult&lang>
  7. 2nd Incident
  8. More thin books
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. You Fly is Open <adultish>
  2. Rooster Chases
  3. COST-CUTTING SUGGESTIONS
  4. Eye doctor
  5. How To Handle A Speeding Ticket
  6. It happened a long time ago!
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. After Death
  2. Discoveries and inventions <off. to women>
  3. At the Grocers
  4. What I Want In A Man
  5. "As I said before, I never repeat myself," the old perfesser told me one more time.
  6. Homecoming <sick, adult>
  7. Lettermans Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Jeb Bush
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato
  2. Subject: poem<adult>
  3. Low Self Esteem
  4. The Levels of Joy
  5. Assorted Smiles
  6. BLONDES <very adult>
  7. Top 16 Signs That No One Reads Your E-Mails
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Ready for Discharge
  2. PouPon
  3. My New Car
  4. You Might Be a Redneck If... Part 1 <off. to Bubba and Berneice>
  5. On The Death of Douglas Adams
  6. A Guide to Netiquette
  7. A True Story?
  8. Real slogans found on T-shirts:<adult>
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. An Alien Invasion
  2. COW FROM MINSK
  3. A Guide to Netiquette
  4. The Proctologist
  5. Mathematics
  6. You Might Be a Redneck If... Part 2 <off. to Elmer and Verna>
  7. bRANE stILL worKING
  8. BUZZWORDS of 2001
  9. Redneck Humor - <off to Minnesotans>
  10. gallery<clean>
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Dairy Farmer [Adult]
  2. The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form
  3. Its About Time
  4. Honeymoon derailed...
  5. Great Expectations< =?iso-8859-1?Q?risqu=E9=3E?=
  6. The Penis Study<adult>
  7. A Hungry Baby
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Just wait a few days... [Adultish]
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. Relative Differences
  4. THE PESSIMIST
  5. Military Insurance
  6. Where Have You Gone, Casey Jones?
  7. <No subject given>
  8. The Hunter
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 15 Clues That Your Boss Is Trying To Bore You To Death
  2. Newlyweds
  3. A True Story
  4. 10 THINGS.....
  5. You Might Be a Redneck If... Part 3 <off. to Jud and Betty Lou>
  6. How Old?
  7. Puns of the Weak : 5/18/01
  8. beleive it or not
  9. OUTDOOR BARBECUING
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Missing Husband
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. In The Family Way
  4. Frenchy Talkin With The Old Perfesser
  5. things to think about
  6. This Weeks Horoscopes
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Moving-Day Tips <adult>
  2. Fishing
  3. PMS.....
  4. Preparation for the Hereafter
  5. Barbie Humor
  6. The Thoughts of Children <recreation>
  7. dead specialist <adult>
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Going Shopping
  2. A HELPING HAND
  3. Signage Problem
  4. Monks of the Amazon <clean>
  5. Soldiers And Sailors
  6. Fwd: BLAGUES-L:_Preuve_didentité_au_Paradis (Proof of ID at Heavens Gate)
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Passionate?
  2. Insomniacs
  3. Bad headlines
  4. Military Matters
  5. Incident At The Pool
  6. Proof of ID at Heavens Gate (Maybe offensive to US Replubicans)
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Rationale for Divorce
  2. Groaners......
  3. Top 10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Is Working In Your Office
  4. Licensed
  5. Subject: father john<adult>
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Circumcision <male body part mentioned>
  2. PNN Breaking News
  3. TODAYS DATE: May 27th, 2004 - Designated Driver Memorial Day Weekend Campaign
  4. Pet diaries
  5. Something To Offend Damn Near Everyone.....
  6. Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous
  7. At the hospital
  8. Can I Have The Day Off?
  9. In the Convent <may be off. to the religious>
  10. TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO:
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. An Airborne Puppy
  2. Things I MUST remember as a dog
  3. That would get *my* vote <clean>
  4. Marinade
  5. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Your Senator Has Lost it
  6. business was failing
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Repent (pun)
  2. Doggie Communications
  3. Say It With Flowers
  4. There be Italians <off. to us Italians>
  5. Oprah better stay on her toes.... <humor>
  6. "Nay, nay, and again I say nay," said The Old Perfesser hoarsely.
  7. horseback <adult>
  8. This Weeks News In Brief <adult>
  9. Whad ya SAY sonny?
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. =?iso-8859-1?Q?The_Best_Life_Youre_Not_Living?=
  2. 3 kick rule
  3. Little Johnny
  4. Say Again?
  5. GUIDE < adult >
  6. Assorted Smiles
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Bits and Pieces (Puns)
  2. This Weeks Horoscopes
  3. Job Interview
  4. One-Line Wisdoms......
  5. The Thoughtful Child
  6. Rabbits
  7. Rating Method <adult>
  8. Cruising <political>
  9. I was just stupid
  10. Traction
  11. Shes GOTTA bE a B L O N D E...
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