The Humor List Postings for April 2001

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Tis The Season (Puns)
  2. The Top Ten Reasons...
  3. lawyer fish <adult lang>
  4. Mom vs Dad
  5. Ode To An Earthworm
  6. Cooking with Viagra
  7. Bird In the Wing
  8. Microsoft Borg
  9. Weird Business News #35 (1st of 3)
  10. tales of The Young Whipper Snapper
  11. A- THEE -ISTS U can sit this ONE oUt
  12. 25 Signs that........
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. I have had too much to drink!!!
  2. Humor: Virus news
  3. In Perspective?
  4. Compact, Lightweight, Easy To Store...
  5. Weird Business News #35 (2nd of 3)
  6. Statistics shows...<clean>
  7. Could this be a First??
  8. Survivor Spoilsports
  9. chinese jews <off to Chinese& jews>
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Blocked Toilet
  2. Jokes
  3. The (G. Dubya) Bush Years
  4. Mad Money [Adultish]
  5. "I was completely exonerated," said The Old Perfesser clearly.
  6. Dog Haiku <clean-ish>
  7. Weird Business News #35 (3rd of 3)
  8. California
  9. The Origin of Gefilte Fish
  10. Traffic Report for March 2001
  11. The Wedding
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The repairman
  2. Looking For Chicken
  3. Lettermans Top Ten Things A Manager Doesnt Want To Hear On Opening Day
  4. Religion <adult, off. to fundys>
  5. Two Lil Ol Ladies <adult>
  6. Burglar and Attitude :)
  7. lone ranger joke
  8. NEW DRUGS FOR MEN<off men>
  9. A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead [Adultish]
  10. IM SICK <Adult>
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids Stuff
  2. Drinking From My Saucer
  3. Overheard
  4. ITS A KEEPER
  5. Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
  6. Ask Dr. Saucer
  7. Anybody want a Cat?
  8. Couple oh Funnies <clean>
  9. Whats your point?
  10. Sleeping At Your Desk
  11. AINT YOUR DAY <Adult>
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Effects Of The Giant Solar Flare
  2. The Patch
  3. Stair way to heavy
  4. On His Deathbed
  5. At Church
  6. A Few Smiles
  7. Friends Are Forever... <adult>
  8. different position <adult>
  9. Exercise...
  10. PREGNANCY Q & A
  11. Anal Sex [Adult theme]
  12. RABIES
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Foot and Mouth.......
  2. Kids N Church
  3. More Work Performance Evaluations
  4. This Weeks Horoscopes
  5. Boat Names
  6. THE NEXT SURVIVOR
  7. Animal Jokes
  8. At the Cock Fight
  9. WAR IS WAR
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Coming of Age
  2. Oxymoronic One-liners
  3. A Tax Poem & Where are you from?
  4. A Student Quiz
  5. Satan in Church
  6. Lettermans Top Ten Least Impressive David Copperfield Tricks
  7. MILITARY DIETS
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Church Bulletin Bloopers
  2. Redneck Lottery Winner
  3. The walls of Jericho
  4. Children and Religion
  5. Load / Save LIFE
  6. K-Mart Brand Wine
  7. Insensitive, maybe (language)
  8. FAVORITE THINGS:
  9. Three jokes :)
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Cleaning Ducks <Slightly Adult>
  2. Dear Abby
  3. Survivor Spoilsports
  4. New doctor
  5. Life
  6. Aging
  7. No need for help <insensitive, sexist and stupid>
  8. "Does this bus go to Valdoster University?" asked The Old Perfesser.
  9. Your Life, Unravelled! <clean>
  10. golf
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Dan Rather Doesnt Give A Damn Anymore
  2. DP Man
  3. Bumper stickers....
  4. The Life Of Riley
  5. ETHNIC <adult, off.>
  6. "Puns of the Weak" 4/6/01
  7. new definitions
  8. Priorities
  9. O TwO B TeN AgAiN
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. A Deodorant Purchase
  2. Letter from college
  3. American apology to the Chinese (may be offensive to the Chinese)
  4. Men Are Like.....
  5. Party Time!
  6. How I Raised My Kids
  7. A Democratic Response to Barbra Streisands Memo
  8. An Apology
  9. A Couple Groaners Aaargh!
  10. Real slogans found on T-shirts:
  11. Confessions <clean>
  12. THE ICE CREAM FLAVOR PERSONALITY TEST
  13. Oh, to be young again! [Adultish]
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. You cant make this stuff up
  2. Traffic Jams
  3. A Quote from a Famous Lady
  4. THIS IS NOT A GAME
  5. Airport Mix-Up
  6. HOW WOMEN ANNOY MEN....
  7. minister, a priest and a rabbi <offf relig>
  8. On What Used to be "Gods Friday"
  9. how good friday got its name...
  10. YOURE GOING TO CAUSE ME TROUBLE?? <Adult>
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 4/13/01 (Part 1)
  2. Great Lessons
  3. The Charm of New England
  4. This Weeks Horoscopes
  5. Would YOU Believe?
  6. LETTER FROM A COMPUTER WIDOW
  7. Signs on Church Property
  8. remember when
  9. ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY <Clean>
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Meaning of Easter
  2. Puns of the Weak 4/13/01 (Part 2)
  3. YEAR 2025 NEWSPAPER HEADLINES:
  4. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Theres Something Wrong At The Gap
  5. ADVICE FROM CHILDREN
  6. EASTER FUNNIES <Adult>
  7. Martha Stewart To Erma Bombeck
  8. Not Your Normal Love Story
  9. just a lotta lip
  10. Im a Bad American <adult + Language>
  11. The U.S. Internal Revenue Service
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Can Sheer Coincidence Be Trademarked?
  2. AIR ASSAULT
  3. A Call To The Doctor
  4. A New Barbie Doll
  5. THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO KIDS
  6. INTERACTIVE TAXES <Clean??>
  7. 3quickies<off to bush kennedys firemen lan>
  8. The bear, the rabbit, and the frog :)
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Smiles
  2. The trial
  3. Survivor Spoilsports
  4. Just Like People
  5. I cant believe its come to this!
  6. "I need me a goat," The Old Perfesser kidded. <adult>
  7. Humor - the aging lady syndrome
  8. Viagra ingredients
  9. A New Missouri Compromise <political>
  10. Various Viewpoints on Elephants
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Its Great to be a Man!
  2. Scare Me
  3. Out for a Drive
  4. What I learned from the Ester Bunny <Cute. Gag, barf...>
  5. Daddy Told Me.... <adult>
  6. Hebrew school (sexual reference)
  7. BUTFIRST SYNDROME <Clean>
  8. Take Care of Your Daughters
  9. IT"S knot a PRETTy Site>>>>
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. This Weeks Horoscopes
  2. Three short Groaners
  3. Little Man
  4. Things not to say......
  5. Hey Doc, It Hurts When I Do This.... <adult>
  6. Guilty Howard
  7. Gotta Get One Of These Toys!! <Clean>
  8. FISHING TRAP
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Life.......
  2. A Paratroopers First Jump
  3. Blonde on the road <off to blondes, adultish and a groaner>
  4. The Stamp Collector
  5. TATTOO
  6. ACTUAL DOCTORS NOTES ON HOSPITAL CHARTS
  7. You Are the Weakest Catchphrase... Goodbye!
  8. TAX CUT PARABLE
  9. A belated Observation
  10. REAL TAX CUT PARABLE
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. abc defg hijk lmno P
  2. Puns of the Weak 4/20/01
  3. Obedience and self-preservation <may be off. to us Italians>
  4. Double Dog Dare
  5. Makes sense to me!
  6. Holy Humour
  7. Alien Message Decoded
  8. clinton chain<off to Clinton Jackson fans>
  9. Of Marriages <clean>
  10. ANT WARS <Clean>
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Wet Rabbit
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. To Whom It May Concern
  4. DETECTIVE TRAINING
  5. More on chain letters <clean, some language>
  6. thnigs said in 59
  7. On the Line: My Reputation
  8. Sink or Swim
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. How to Mess with the IRS
  2. Survivor Spoilsports
  3. A Matter of Faith
  4. Joys of Jogging
  5. Unique Temperature Taking Technique
  6. You know youre in trouble when... <clean>
  7. Q & A <adult>
  8. Favorite things <off. to seniors>
  9. potato<adult>
  10. F word but not offensive
  11. Ooop ... Another Clinton-Bush Joke <Clean>
  12. New arrivals
  13. American History
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Super Critic and Cynic Boy: The Wrath of Bochco
  2. Deep Thoughts For Shallow Minds
  3. What Mom Taught Me
  4. "Dont try to pull the wool over my eyes," The Old Perfesser said sheepishly. <adult>
  5. At the bar...with the women <adult>
  6. Locker Room Logician...
  7. A Young Mans Cell Phone
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. New Energy Drink
  2. Choosing A College
  3. The Laptop That Leaked
  4. Yiddish speaking Chinese Man
  5. Ridin an Ropin . . . Yee HAW!!! <adult>
  6. A Childs Perspective
  7. Old and healthy
  8. pick up <adult>
  9. A Mole of Malapropisms
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Words of Wisdom from Children
  2. Pree-Kid test
  3. More Men Jokes
  4. Stupidest Assignments Your Boss Asked You To Persuade Someone To Do
  5. New Ranchers
  6. ETHNIC <off. to THEM>
  7. The Accidental Tourist <cleanish>
  8. Japanese banking crisis <off Japanese>
  9. Political Correctness For Kids
  10. the falL.....
  11. Modernizing the Church
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. E-mail from God....
  2. Going Straight?
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes
  4. Old Golfer
  5. Firearm-Safety Tips
  6. The New Doctor
  7. classroom<adult>
  8. Free Oranges [Adultish]
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Clues That The Human Resources Department Doesnt Know You Quit
  2. Puns of the Weak 4/27/01
  3. The Rest Of The Story
  4. Isnt that what you meant???
  5. In the Bell Laboratory
  6. Feeling inadequate? <may be off. to the religious>
  7. Dining
  8. The Bet
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Dog and the Leopard
  2. The Onion presents: Poison-Prevention Tips
  3. Words of Wisdom for New Parents
  4. The Psychiatrists 23d Psalm
  5. Symptons Of Semester Burnout
  6. Performance Terms & Money Talk
  7. Remember That You HERD It Here First!
  8. Church Life
  9. couple<off married>
  10. Lesson for CA governor
  11. The New Camper
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Funnies
  2. Survivor Spoilsports
  3. Watch us have sex
  4. ETIQUETTE FOR REAL LIFE <adult>
  5. Subject: preparation for court <clean>
  6. MAKING PARTNERS<adult>
  7. The Costume [Adultish]
  8. MOUse on DA rOOf......~oFF2fiddersonA rOOf AND meeses~
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