The Humor List Postings for March 2001

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Who Says Rednecks Arent Real Bright?
  2. bear&rabbit
  3. Overcoming lifes frustrations
  4. Viagra
  5. A Royal pun
  6. New Survivor Show
  7. Triumph of the Deranged (offensive to TV producers)
  8. Deep Thoughts
  9. GUIDE
  10. This word, direct from the leaders of tomorrow...
  11. Zoo expenses
  12. Weird Business News #34 (1st of 3)
  13. Poor Burglar
  14. I wanted a FROG...butt....all I got was a TRUSTee {aDULLt}
  15. A Real Survivor Show
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Only in Canada, eh......
  2. Lettermans Top Ten Hugh Rodham Tips For A Happy Life
  3. At the riverside
  4. Rental Agreement
  5. Another Pardon Shocker! <adult>
  6. Weird Business News #34 (2nd of 3)
  7. Virus Apologies<Adult>
  8. <No subject given>
  9. Will SHAKEspeare and California
  10. The Straw Hat <clean>
  11. Texas Talk
  12. Traffic Report for February 2001
  13. Puns of the Weak 3/02/01
  14. The Spoon (Poss. off. to restaraunts)
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. My Father Wouldnt Like That!
  2. Cookie Dough
  3. Its been a long, long time
  4. Hemophiliac Hooker
  5. Weird Business News #34 (3rd of 3)
  6. LoaN lEE IST GUY IN Town OR Opps u slipped demo
  7. wedding<clean>
  8. So THATS What Happened
  9. Men n Women
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. "half full - half empty" test (off. to politicians)"
  2. Wrong Key!
  3. The Perfect Day
  4. Spelling
  5. Ancient Writings
  6. HANDY GUIDE TO THE HORMONE HOSTAGE <clean>
  7. What are your thoughts?
  8. Signs found in kitchens
  9. This Weeks Horoscopes
  10. So, thats how you do it! [Adultish]
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. More Viagra Humor
  2. More changed words <clean>
  3. How To Tell If Your Child Is On Drugs
  4. EUROPEN MEN ARE MORE ROMANTIC <Adult Themes>
  5. POOL ATTIRE <adult>
  6. REDNECK<ADULT LANG>
  7. Sexual humor <not offensive
  8. Ive listened to the 49ers on a Panasonic...
  9. Wierd Words in The English Language
  10. Some Jokes
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Perfume
  2. Recent Groaners
  3. Mom Died
  4. Flies
  5. Inside the CIAs secret chatroom
  6. Assorted Smiles
  7. Getting in Shape
  8. polite responces at work<adult>
  9. At Home in the Nudist Colony
  10. Operation on Privates (off. To Some)
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Bills Legacy
  2. Humor Women Will Understand <Adult Themes>
  3. Survivor Spoilsports
  4. A couple of jokes
  5. Loony Laws
  6. "I have plenty of dos but no donts," T.O.P. said dauntlessly.
  7. A Mesaj From Uroland
  8. lion tamer<adult>
  9. What a night <Adult humour>
  10. The Heart of Darkness (Perhaps) --ADULT
  11. Youll never finish reading this one...
  12. 23rd Psalm For A Jewish Princess > off to jewish divas & the guys who clean up after Mardi Gra
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Jury Duty
  2. Humor Men Will Understand <Adult Themes>
  3. Tech Support
  4. New Drink
  5. 15 things to do in Wal-mart
  6. From the Notice Committee.....
  7. truisms
  8. Religious Notes
  9. A Dietary Warning That Should Not Be Ignored!!
  10. PLanned Nuptuals (sexual Reference)
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Anarchists Claim Responsibility for Seattle Earthquake (clean)
  2. Cold winter
  3. The Golf Addict
  4. Weight Loss
  5. The Poetry Of Lewis Carroll
  6. outhouse <adult>
  7. An Older Perfessor Goes to the Doctor
  8. A Couple Chuckles :)
  9. A Bad Day
  10. Graduate Nurses vs Experienced Nurses <scarey truths>
  11. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Travel_Advisory_=281_of_2=29_=28off_to_Les_Fran=E7ais=29?=
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Which direction was it? [Adultish]
  2. Puns of the Weak 3/10/01(Pqrt: 1)
  3. Hannibal......
  4. NOSMOKE.COM
  5. A Little Head(Adult)
  6. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Travel_Advisory_=282_of_2=29_=28off_to_Les_Fran=E7ais=29?=
  7. Wedding, marriage, and lust :)
  8. What a sad state we live in.
  9. Shipwrecked Irishmen
  10. A miracle!
  11. COST OF NUTS <Adult theme>
  12. "Puns of the Weak" 3-9-01 (Part 2)
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Growing Older
  2. A WORD FROM GOD:
  3. Hodgepodge
  4. Communication Between Men and Women
  5. Home-Buying Tips
  6. Nate The Snake
  7. ULTIMATUM!!!!
  8. <No subject given>
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. This Weeks Horoscopes
  2. Two Moms
  3. Jarring Experience
  4. Jokes <adultish>
  5. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Monty Python)
  6. Were In Trouble, Guys... <adult>
  7. HANDY GUIDE TO THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
  8. Beware The Ides of March (Puns)
  9. My CHOPSticks r BLusHiNhg ..off .{ chinks & pinkals}
  10. Condoms Of The Zodiac - Pt 1 <Adult>
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Secret to My Success :)
  2. Religious SPAM - <adultish>
  3. A U.S. Presidential Election
  4. Post Turtle
  5. Survivor Spoilsports
  6. "Doctor, Im impotent," The Old Perfesser said softly. <adult>
  7. polite responces at work<adult>
  8. Condoms Of The Zodiac - Pt 2 <Adult>
  9. 13teen days - (off. to Kevin Costner)
  10. Cajun Airlines
  11. Donald and Minnie [Adultish]
  12. Thought...
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. New Hospital Wing
  2. Lawyers!!!!
  3. Why the Internet is like a Penis [Adultish]
  4. Q & A <adult>
  5. Training up Kids Right
  6. The Meat-Substitute Boom <adult>
  7. Puns for Saint Patricks Day
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Why She Won [Adultish, c1994, L. Pourciau]
  2. The Irish Are Coming!! <Adult>
  3. honey
  4. Italian Virgin
  5. Deep Thoughts.... (inspirational)
  6. The Luck O The Irish <adult>
  7. It is indeed a whacky world <clean, sad>
  8. Its A Wacky World! #96
  9. More For Saint Patricks Day
  10. Babies
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Different Types of Sex.....
  2. Newly Listed Diseases From The DSM
  3. Who shot the beaver?
  4. More Luck O The Irish
  5. <No subject given>
  6. A Cleaning Lesson
  7. Rose surprises all & gives milk!! Atta girl Rose :->.... (aDULLt)
  8. More St Patricks Jokes <Clean, Poss offensive to the Irish>
  9. Our Former President
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 3/16/01 (Part 1)
  2. Golfing In Ireland
  3. This Weeks Horoscopes
  4. St. Paddys Day Smiles
  5. Happy St Pattys Day <Adult, poss offensive to the Irish>
  6. But Im Not...
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Upgrade Madness
  9. Three Sisters
  10. The Basketball Player [Adultish]
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 3/16/01 (Part 2)
  2. New Pet
  3. Things Will Rogers Never Said
  4. Social Security<adult>
  5. he said she said <adult>
  6. Polish Sausage
  7. Cat Farming <Clean, possibly offensive to cat lovers>
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Catsup Bottle
  2. Children Stories
  3. Top 11 Jewish Movies
  4. Messages From God
  5. I Wish I Were A Lesbian... <adult, off. to homos>
  6. collage & baker<adult>
  7. Redneck Sex Test
  8. Animals On The Road <mild profanity>
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Thumb Sucking
  2. The Moral of the Story
  3. The Lawyers Revenge (A True Story)
  4. Survivor Spoilsports
  5. "Why am I being emasculated?" the old perfesser demanded.
  6. Advantages Of Being Over 40
  7. BUYING CONDOMS <Adult Content>
  8. more he shs said<adult>
  9. Comedy Calendar for March 21 <Definitely Dumb>
  10. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz......HAHAhahaha.......!!!
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Work Virus
  2. Pregnancy [Sort of Adultish]
  3. Revelations of Beer Drinkers
  4. Can You Spell That? <adult, off. ethnic>
  5. tattoos
  6. bar <adult?
  7. Tiger golf
  8. common thoughts <adult>
  9. Surd-Times: To The Rescue! <clean>
  10. Bushonics (clean)
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. For the Irish in all of us . . .
  2. Oscar Ballot <part 1 of 2>
  3. The Dancing Irishman
  4. Wait For Me!!
  5. The English Language
  6. Flori-duh.com
  7. The Throes of Romanticism <adult>
  8. Top Ten Games For When We Are Older
  9. divorce whisperer<clean>
  10. Splinters
  11. CROW BURGERS <poss offensive to Southerners>
  12. Dogs are Better!!!
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Mary and Her Hubby
  2. Oscar Ballot <part 2 of 2>
  3. The Truth!
  4. Wired For Sound
  5. Wild Wild West <clean, groaner?>
  6. Legal Agreement <adult>
  7. THE SMALLER SCROLL
  8. News Roundup
  9. Devil incarnate (satanic appearance)
  10. What DO Women Want?
  11. Rx
  12. 3/23/01 Part 1
  13. choking
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Little Old Woman <adultish>
  2. Im a Senior Citizen
  3. Vanilla Pudding
  4. Mind Games For Dogs To Play With Humans
  5. Pun WARNING
  6. "Puns of the Weak" 3/23/01 Part 2
  7. Its A Wacky World! #97 (squeamish)
  8. accident
  9. THEOLOGY OF TOYS
  10. This Weeks Horoscopes
  11. Popes Research <clean>
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Casting Department Has Spoken
  2. Alaskan Animals [Adultish]
  3. One day in the future....
  4. A Little More<Pun>
  5. Whose Duck is It?
  6. Yellow Ford Ka spurns moose, pays consequences (adult, slightly scat.)
  7. Biblical Bumper Stickers
  8. Subject: Punishment. <lang>
  9. THE POW
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. LonG TimE NO S eE
  2. Mars Mission
  3. Lawyer Jokes
  4. Life at work (mild offense)
  5. Two Nuns
  6. Woodpeckers [Adultish]
  7. boobies<adult>
  8. Pointers for Eldercare
  9. George W. Bushs Inaugural Address Song
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. How Women/Men Shower
  2. New Undies
  3. Eternal Bloating
  4. She says; He hears
  5. "We did it TWICE last night!" MrsPerfesser relayed. <adult>
  6. Home Brewed Trouble
  7. age<may off to woman>
  8. Is there a Principle of Psychic Equilibrium? <vaguely political>
  9. Bicycle-Safety Tips
  10. Only mildly humoros
  11. Space Alcohol <clean>
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Saving Dubya.......
  2. We all slow down, dont we?
  3. Animal Stories <adult>
  4. AIMLESS THOUGHTS<lang>
  5. Pokemon Trouble!
  6. Wordy Wordly WAHOES---(off to Israeli / Palestinians & Rodeos
  7. Important Announcement: Internet Clean-Up
  8. NOT TO SAY TO YOUR PARENTS WHILE AT COLLEGE <Adult>
  9. Exercise
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. In the beginning....
  2. The Spellchecker Song
  3. The snoring dog
  4. Playing Doctor
  5. Grannys Gas Problem {bodily functions}
  6. Do The Dew!!
  7. Cats on a Tin Roof <clean>
  8. golf <adult>
  9. Poeme monetaire (Money Poem) (Not offensive)
  10. why we have children ...
  11. Sargeants and Privates [Adultish]
  12. Management adaptability test <adult>
  13. Science
  14. Sargeants and Privates [Adultish]
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids......
  2. Jokes
  3. We Dont Say That
  4. DRIVE BALANCER
  5. Top 10 a.k.a.s for high-tech outlaws <clean>
  6. PERFORMANCE EVALUATION <adult language>
  7. Pizza Delivery
  8. This Weeks Horoscopes
  9. WHAT TO DO IN AN EMERGENCY <Clean>
  10. THE PERFECT BREAKFAST.......
  11. Mad March Mondegreens
  12. Bad American? <not off. except to most extreme liberals>
  13. Puns of the Weak 3/30/01
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Benefits of Dating Older Women
  2. Here After
  3. Lettermans Top Ten Rejected Puff Daddy Names
  4. Four Psychiastrists
  5. VICE IS NICE, BUT INCEST IS BEST <Adult>
  6. getting married
  7. Tokyo Geisha Disease <adult>
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