The Humor List Postings for February 2001

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Computer Gender
  2. Inventors
  3. Americas Children At Risk
  4. Apprehending the Burglar
  5. The Counterfeiter
  6. Weird Business News #33 (1st of 3)
  7. Limericks <could be mildly offensive>
  8. THE HOME <natural bodily functions, slightly offensive>
  9. funnys
  10. Pearly Gates (poss off to Republicans)
  11. OH CANADA!
  12. Golfing
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. MOD (Mad Ostrich disease) <clean>
  2. A Porcine Story (Pun)
  3. The Three Little Pigs
  4. Church Humor
  5. Hasta La Winter, Baby!!
  6. The New Pastor
  7. Dead Mans Schlong
  8. Thought For The Weekend <clean>
  9. ... and counting <adult>
  10. The Cameron Column # 130: The Wine Tasting
  11. Weird Business News #33 (2nd of 3)
  12. IN CELEBRATION OF GROUNDHOGS DAY <adult language, theme>
  13. Authentic Report from Punxsutawney, PA
  14. THE TRUTH IS TOLD<adult>
  15. The Temple
  16. Thats why I have caller id!
  17. WHOOP-SEE....Another hits the gore
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 2/2/01
  2. Weird Business News #33 (3rd of 3)
  3. Is It Paddy?
  4. Maw and Paw [Adultish]
  5. 1, 2, 3, Erection
  6. Pet Cemetery
  7. LADIES... Auto Insurance For YOU!!!
  8. Subject: Traffic Report for January 2001
  9. Lifes most embarassing moments <Adultish>
  10. Lettermans Top Ten Things Overheard At The Puff Daddy Trial
  11. SIMPLE PHYSICS CONVERSION TIPS <clean>
  12. chicken&egg<adult>
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Spell Checker
  2. Sailing ships of old [Adultish]
  3. Survivor Spoiler
  4. Whats My Name???
  5. Universal Truths
  6. Bigger in Texas
  7. midlife<clean>
  8. R-E-A-L-L-Y BIG CATFISH <clean>
  9. Poor Ole WILLIE
  10. The Southern (U.S.A.) Tourism Bureau [Mild language]
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The 9 Types Of Girlfriends
  2. Food Funnies from The Chef
  3. Rocks First Billionaire
  4. money<clean>
  5. Humor from the Medical world <<ADULT>>
  6. Statement By Jesse Jackson <adult>
  7. A Tongue Twister
  8. Why?
  9. GENE SPLICING NOW A REALITY <Clean>
  10. Viagra
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Buy You A Drink???
  2. Nuns Habits
  3. Little Maury and Uncle Perfesser
  4. womans random thoughts<lang&adult>
  5. Jazz <...part 1 of 2...>
  6. The Mistress
  7. New Book Title
  8. NewsPAPERs ReAdErs
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jazz <...part 2 of 2...>
  2. 20 Years
  3. A Guide To Sex For Complete Idiots
  4. A Little Anti-GORE Humour
  5. New words in the dictionalry
  6. Ladies Night Out
  7. Perceptive young Pauly in primary school
  8. . . . For Dummies <adult>
  9. The Art of Selling <clean>
  10. bumperstickers<lan&adult>
  11. CAN YOU RELATE? <Clean>
  12. Odd one this
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Groaners for a February Day
  2. How will the media report the end of the world?
  3. The Catholic Glossary
  4. This Weeks Horoscopes <adult>
  5. Bills Retirement
  6. The Beauty of a Woman
  7. Newsletter Instructions
  8. Pleasure - Victorian Style <adult>
  9. Programming Creation <referrences to procreation>
  10. riddle<clean>
  11. Medicated...
  12. BREAKING NEWS: White House Gunman Explains Motive
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jake & Saul
  2. Lettermans Top Ten Things Overheard During The Gore/Clinton Fight
  3. Will they ever stop? [Adultish]
  4. Oh, These Are The People In My Neighborhood.... <adult>
  5. What it is to be a true Georgian
  6. Assorted Smiles
  7. Put On Your Thinking Cap!
  8. A Mathematical Limerick <clean>
  9. White House shooting
  10. for the ladys<adult>
  11. date palindrome
  12. BLONDE CLONES <Pun>
  13. International pick-up <adultish> (pun)
  14. "Puns of the Weak": 2/9/01(Part 1)
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Yes, another Viagra joke [Adultish]
  2. The Car Accident
  3. Money in the Bank
  4. Real Man School
  5. Chrysler Help Line - 1 of 2 (offensive to computer newbies)
  6. Car trip
  7. adult <off religion lang>
  8. "Puns of the Weak" : 2/9/01 (Part 2)
  9. DOG TRICKS <Clean>
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT <Clean>
  2. Quick wit
  3. Senior-ness
  4. Chrysler Help Line - 2 of 2 (offensive to computer newbies)
  5. No Chances
  6. A Valentine Story
  7. Things You Should Know About Women Part I:
  8. Story of Creation
  9. The Ham, Lettuce & Mustard Sandwich
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Useful English System conversions/units:
  2. Humor: E-Mail
  3. Bring the Cyanide Kool-Aid to a Roiling Boil!
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Food for Thought
  6. Lessons
  7. "LIFE" for Dummies
  8. Things Not To Say On Your Valentines Date
  9. OLD MAID VIRGINS <Adult, Sexual Content>
  10. 15 random things
  11. Things You Should Know About Women Part II:<adult>
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. THE WORLD ACCORDING TO ... <Mild, Adult Themes>
  2. Nerd vs. Jock .....
  3. Morriss wedding night
  4. A Redneck Valentine
  5. Playing Doctor [Adultish]
  6. Redneck Valentine
  7. It fits
  8. Sharp Shooter!?
  9. POETS CORNER <adult>
  10. jessej&sex<adult lang color>
  11. Golfing Humor
  12. Jewish Humor
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Survivor Spoilsports - for Week Four
  2. Sarcastic Remarks To Get You Through The Day
  3. Life in Amish Country [Adultish]
  4. A Catholic Dictionary
  5. A VALENTINES DAY CLASSIC <slight adult material>
  6. Verbal Charms
  7. Valentines Day At the "Home"
  8. Ski Dictionary
  9. medical humor<adult>
  10. 300% Impotent <Adult!??!>
  11. Kids Answers When Surveyed About Love
  12. Play on words <ethnic>
  13. WateRING that there TRee ...see?
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Need a light? [Adultish]
  2. This Weeks Horoscopes
  3. Depressed man in a bar
  4. Wisdom From Barrys World
  5. E-man, part uno
  6. MILITARY COMPARISONS <Mild language>
  7. Drinkin <mildly adult>
  8. Inference
  9. stuff to think about<clean>
  10. George and the Dragon
  11. One liner and Sex without the lights (adult)
  12. Does It Bother...
  13. Clinton
  14. ohhh those bells!! (reference to sex)
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. UN-Peacekeepers
  2. Another Clinton Story
  3. Free Valentine Advice For The Love Lorn
  4. Wisdom Of The Ages
  5. A quickie
  6. A Fractured Fairy Tail<Pun>
  7. My Jaded Valentine
  8. little old lady<adult&lang.>
  9. Clinton joke (adult)
  10. Best Friend
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Redneck Letter (might offend somebody)
  2. Which is it; hot or cold?
  3. THE BOTTOM of the BARREL (off to meltdowns & borg)
  4. "Puns of the Weak" 2/16/01
  5. =?X-UNKNOWN?Q?_Love=2C_Lust=A0&_Marriage_?=
  6. Amish Boy <clean>
  7. FAMOUS LASTS.......
  8. Computer Terms
  9. Because Im your friend . . .
  10. anagram<adult>
  11. MARINE RECRUIT <mild profanity>
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Peekaboo and Guinness
  2. More Bill Clinton Humor
  3. Appearance
  4. Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
  5. Expecting
  6. George VV. Bush (political)
  7. More Jazz
  8. BASEBALL IN HEAVEN <Clean>
  9. <No subject given>
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Night Watchman
  2. One of those days
  3. IBM Reaches Bantu tribe
  4. Dear Dr Ruth, <adult>
  5. GENTLEMEN ... Auto Insurance For YOU!!!
  6. Its An Honor Just to be Asked What Its Like Just to be Nominated <adult, language>
  7. Cowboy Newlyweds (innuendo)
  8. funnys<adult>
  9. More Bush Bashing (offensive on several counts, but thats why its funny)
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Repairman
  2. A Few Smiles
  3. Holy Golf
  4. Just how long is a minute?
  5. Survivor Spoilsports for Week Five <adult>
  6. The Old Perfesser. . . Often Wrong, Never In Doubt.
  7. sexuality<adult lang.offgays>
  8. The Perils of... CHEWing TOBACKEE
  9. The Cruise (sexual reference)
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. This Weeks Horoscopes
  2. Some jokes
  3. Losing My Connection
  4. At the Barber Shop
  5. People Of Many Lands <adult, off. to ethnic groups>
  6. Little Johnys poker game (adult)
  7. THE SECRETARYS JOB <Slightly adult>
  8. indian<lang>
  9. Gene Splicing
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. NO HABLO BOVINE
  2. Lettermans Top Ten Rejected XFL Team Names <adult, language>
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. Olympic condoms [Adultish]
  5. Pilot To Tower!
  6. Question
  7. ...Til The Cows Come Home <adult>
  8. Surd-Times: The Mishap <clean, off. to ya-know, Surds>
  9. DNA PERSONAL ADS <suggestively adult>
  10. a few dummy ones
  11. Hangover Scale
  12. e-man, part dos
  13. Mangled Manhood<adult>
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Latest Clinton Pardon News
  2. The language of diplomacy
  3. Lettermans Top Ten United States Secrets Sold To The Russians
  4. In The Jungle
  5. A Few Months Ago.....
  6. Dot-Com Trouble
  7. THE MERMAID <Sexual Content>
  8. I Cant Make It In Today....
  9. ADULT!!!! "Propriety Exam"
  10. fly<adult>
  11. Living 100
  12. Puns of the Weak 2/23/01
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. apartment names<adult>
  2. Murphys Laws on Work
  3. If only I had known
  4. Stargazing Tips
  5. Just A Suggestion
  6. TAXz ThyME
  7. A Running Classic
  8. lawyers<off to lawyers>
  9. CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS <Clean>
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Science Papers Written by Kids
  2. Redneck Rules of Etiquette (Rated R for Rednecks)
  3. Hey! What did that cop say?
  4. Sister Catherines Class
  5. Down In Mexico....
  6. LEFTOVER DINNERS <clean>
  7. A few quickies :)
  8. bill monument<clean>
  9. New Words for this Century [clean]
  10. Odds and Ends
  11. Some Jokes
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Headlines of 2050 (poss. off. to some)
  2. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesnt Give A Damn
  3. Wordz <clean>
  4. Inner Peace
  5. No Support
  6. Shes No "Dumb Blonde"
  7. Bumper Stickers
  8. Little Johnny in Sunday School <Irreverant>
  9. japanese honymoon<pos off to japanese>
  10. Puppy Dog Tails
  11. GORILLA IN HEAT <deviant sexual orientation>
  12. Weather Forcast
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Smiles
  2. Terms of endearment <clean>
  3. Gift wrapping tips for cat owners
  4. The Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
  5. The Bet
  6. Mr. Gorsky
  7. Confused in Nevada
  8. "Im highly educated! Im HIGHLY educated!", droned T.O.P. chronically. <adult>
  9. Timely Topical Texas Humor
  10. Turn around < adult>
  11. <No subject given>
  12. MaRDI GraS !! Finger Suckin EVERY where..AyEeeeeee !!
  13. MEN ARE LUNATICS / WOMEN ARE NUTS <Insulting to men and women>
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Sailors
  2. The Grannies <adult>
  3. Some Jokes
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Miracles
  6. Strange Loves: A Study In Sexual Abnormalities <adult>
  7. Humor for Lent <non offensive>
  8. Father & Son Talk (adult poss. off.)
  9. funnies
  10. <No subject given>
  11. An Old Ladys Message
  12. Unlucky (?) At Cards <Mild profanity>
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