The Humor List Postings for January 2001

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Too Much Love (and a Couple Quotes)
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. Health
  4. School Days
  5. marrgr quotes<clean>
  6. A Visitors Guide to Dallas
  7. A Ritual for the New Year
  8. Happy New Year
  9. Hermaphrodite Birth?
  10. Translation humor
  11. Late Night with George W. Bush (Part One)
  12. The Best Puns of 2000: Part 1
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Polar Bears <Mixed - Some Adult Themes>
  2. Hans Olaffsen
  3. Late Night with George W. Bush (Part Two)
  4. Political Folly
  5. An Inspirational Poem
  6. Accident Report
  7. A Retrospective: The Old Perfessers Writins <adult>
  8. dont use <adult>
  9. Why Its Great to Be a Guy!
  10. A Consumer Watch-Word of the Day
  11. Traffic Report for December 2000
  12. Cash, Check or Charge
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Best Puns of 2000: Part 2
  2. The blonde, the brunette, and the bull
  3. On A Positive Note (inspirational)
  4. How To Preserve A Name
  5. Doesnt It Annoy You When...
  6. Security Deposit
  7. Famous Predictions
  8. Lighting One Up
  9. ole&lena<adult off>
  10. Victor Borge Farewell (1909-2000)
  11. The Cowboy and the Indians <adultish>
  12. PENNY FORTUNES
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Adult Puns of the Month Nov. & Dec. 2000
  2. Another Wedding Dress Joke
  3. Defective Buggy?
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Goovoo
  6. Dan Quayle Quotes
  7. Ace Pilots <clean>
  8. Who Says Britain Is Great? <adult>
  9. Four Cheers Five Victor Borge
  10. JAPANESE BANKING <clean>
  11. Abortion <pun>
  12. pope & queen<off to brits Irish>
  13. Wise Investing
  14. Popovers
  15. Its A Wacky World! #92
  16. Fisherman and the snake
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Its A Wacky World indeed (clean, well almost)
  2. Newspaper Bloopers
  3. Monastery Fish & Chip Shop (pun)
  4. Toothbrush
  5. A Shortage Of Fairies <adult, off., tasteless, nasty!>
  6. I Love Her, But...<clean-ish>
  7. Beer Troubleshooting Chart
  8. postage<adult>
  9. the boy named bush
  10. Practical Purposes
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Whackissimo world <clean, yummy>
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 01/05/01
  3. The Executive Assistant
  4. Let Your Rosebuds Show!
  5. Cajun Virus Warning!
  6. GASP she said after choking on a MINT JULIP==> ||aDULLt||
  7. dead gay<adult off to gays>
  8. IS THINKING RUINING YOUR LIFE?? <clean>
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. School Kids
  2. Company Mergers
  3. N O T I C E T O S M O K E R S
  4. Loyal
  5. Nutrition
  6. Classic: Fruit Cake Recipie
  7. drunk & chemicals <clean>
  8. NOAH IN MODERN TIMES <Clean>
  9. Sir Winston
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. She Was Curious
  2. Marital Advice From Kids (Part 1 of 2)
  3. Directive on Southern Manners and Protocol
  4. Dead Frog
  5. Contemporary (De)Composition <clean>
  6. You know.... THEM people!! <adult, off. to some ethnicities>
  7. How to stay sane - list of things to do
  8. shoting craps<adult>
  9. BY THE INCH <Offensive to male sexual egos>
  10. Attitude of Gratitude - Modern Humorists Thank-You Note Generator
  11. Voting in the U.S.
  12. A Little Johnny Story
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Whisky Story
  2. The Perfect Man
  3. Marital Advice From Kids (Part 2 of 2)
  4. "Use your own toothbrush!" MrsPerfesser bristled. <adult>
  5. DOCTORS AND DOORS <some mature material>
  6. Rejection letter
  7. CLINTONS LAST WISHES AS PRESIDENT
  8. A Guide to Maine? <clean>
  9. new proverbs<clean>
  10. Opentyde and Anglo-American Fertility Rites
  11. Weird Business News #32 (1st of 3)
  12. Where am I?
  13. Tact
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Kitchen Philosophy
  2. Solving Her Problem
  3. Moneys Worth
  4. httpoop://
  5. Anal-Retentive
  6. Horoscopes
  7. The Buffalo buffalo
  8. GENERIC DISASTER MOVIE SCRIPTS <Clean>
  9. Very Interesting!!! (and a Prayer - Joke)
  10. Weird Business News #32 (2nd of 3)
  11. Best Patients " - Rated PG
  12. Two snakes
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Yet another guy in yet another bar (adult)
  2. A Boy Named Bush
  3. $20 Worth of Priceless Advice
  4. Are You As Good As...?
  5. Church Humor
  6. Heavenly Laughs
  7. Beep!
  8. Weird Business News #32 (3rd of 3)
  9. Cross Examination <clean>
  10. assisted living, redefined
  11. HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES<adult>
  12. WHoooooSE !!!!!
  13. LEGEND OF THE OLD MAN & THE HOUND <Clean Pun>
  14. Austin Powers pickup lines (suggestive)
  15. Plowed.
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Poker Game (poss. off. to some Jewish people)
  2. Aging Baby Boomers Alphabet
  3. Have Miracle Ticket, Will Travel
  4. THE LIFE OF A PUPPY!
  5. Thats Ruff
  6. The Present Perfect <clean>
  7. Confessions of a Former Smoker
  8. Three Guys in Saudi Arabia
  9. The Uses of Language
  10. Draft of Bush inaugual speech <Clean>
  11. when life begins<clean>
  12. aspirin
  13. A LIST OF REASONS <Sexual Content>
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 1/12/01
  2. Top Ten Possible Outcomes of the SETI at Home Project <clean>
  3. Taking The Shortcut
  4. Every Womans Secret Wish
  5. Half Century Age Difference < =?iso-8859-1?Q?Risqu=E9=3E?=
  6. mourning<adult>
  7. Baby pictures
  8. NATURES WAYS <Adult, Sexual Content>
  9. Three Old Men
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Ladies in a Museum [Adultish]
  2. Job Mottos - Reality Style
  3. Bricks
  4. ponder<clean>
  5. Top 14 Changes In a Country-Western Star Trek
  6. Religious hypocrisy, Baptist be warned ;-)
  7. THE AVIATION EXPERT <Clean>
  8. Dear Abby
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Grizzly Bear Story
  2. Nurse Nancy
  3. Growling Older
  4. New Antivirus Warnings
  5. The New Pastor (and other religiosities) <adult>
  6. Proverbs For The New Millenium
  7. Jackie Mason On Starbucks
  8. BEING A GOOD WIFE - The 50s vs 90s <Clean>
  9. Traffic Jam
  10. 1,000 Valentine cards <clean>
  11. New Years Resolutions
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Her Wind Problem
  2. Age (oldie but goodie)
  3. Shaggy Puppy Stories
  4. Comparisons
  5. Big bottoms, a telltale sign <clean, kind of>
  6. Legal Eagles
  7. Management Truths <clean>
  8. T.O.P.s feelin sick... he probly needs a Medical Miracle! <adult>
  9. PSYCHIATRY <Clean>
  10. Quick Wit: off to lawyers
  11. HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES<adult>
  12. How to mess with the IRS
  13. Firearm-Safety Tips
  14. President Clinton Christmas gift
  15. Random observations (suggestive)
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. YUM....all the pee-nuts U CaN EeEeA T !!! {tastey-tasteless-aDULLt -monkeys-& 1 armed men }
  2. Lettermans Top Ten Bill Clinton Future Plans
  3. Profanisaurus (obcene)
  4. On the Golf Course
  5. A Couple of Smiles
  6. Insurance Money
  7. Todays Quickie <clean>
  8. Farewell Tour
  9. The Scientists and God
  10. Penis Poem<adult>
  11. You are a lousy cook if...
  12. LATIN LESSON - Uncommon Latin Phrases <Clean>
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Horoscopes
  2. Harvard WOOD hAvE fertilized
  3. You Might Be A Redneck, part 1 <off. to Jim Bob and Bubba>
  4. A Couple of Smiles
  5. Two Hunters
  6. Rules For Female Teachers
  7. Farm Trucks
  8. How to get rid of junk mail
  9. LATIN LESSON (continued)
  10. CARPE DIEM <Clean>
  11. Classy Quote
  12. Comedy Calendar <Just Plain Daily Dumb>
  13. I Asked God
  14. Musicians
  15. Its A Wacky World! #93
  16. The Specimen (language)
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Ticket Please
  2. More on Latin
  3. Ole and Lena
  4. Deep Thoughts
  5. Virtual Vacation?
  6. Quick Quiz: Are You American?
  7. You Might Be A Redneck, part 2 <off. to Verna Lou and Pewty Mae>
  8. Decisions <clean-ish>
  9. LANGUAGE OF LOVE <Adult, Sexual Content>
  10. funnies
  11. Tax Statistics
  12. Sore Winners: GOP is back...
  13. First Party
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Email [Adult]
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 1/19/01 (Part 1)
  3. Shot While Pregnant....
  4. MS
  5. Skeleton
  6. LIVING TOGETHER <adult theme>
  7. Physicals <not offensive>
  8. A Sing Along for Senior Citizens<clean>
  9. Trivial Things to Know
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Day" 1/19/01 (Part 2)
  2. What should he wear?
  3. Another Lawyer Joke
  4. *Ting-a-ling*
  5. Airline humor
  6. Quotes to Ponder<clean>
  7. QUESTIONS FOR GOD <Clean>
  8. Parking Problem
  9. TEX-MEX
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Difference Between E-mail And Sex
  2. Smiles
  3. Golden Globes in a Nutshell
  4. Summertime in Minnesota [Adult]
  5. Bad Kissers <clean>
  6. Unfinished Business
  7. warning<adult>
  8. FIRE IN THE BUILDING <Adult Theme>
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Britney Spears Chat room excerpt
  2. More Groaners
  3. The Veterans <adult>
  4. If Mem *Really* Were in Charge,...
  5. Disgruntled Spouse
  6. "OK, OK, I do have a split personality," The Old Perfesser said, beside himself. <adult>
  7. Virus Warning!!!
  8. Shallow Thoughts <May offend the sane>
  9. The Transitive Property <clean>
  10. Biker Lady :)
  11. appliance<adult>
  12. Microsoft Home of the Future
  13. SMART THINKER <clean>
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Philosophical Observations
  2. If I Had A Hammer
  3. Two Babies on a Learning Curve
  4. Super Bowl Party-Planning Tips
  5. Martha Stewarts Dumb Cousin Bertha
  6. WATCH HOW MUCH YOU DRINK
  7. COMPLETE WORLDS ANNOTATED THERMOMETER <clean>
  8. Its A Wacky World! #94
  9. letter from mom<clean>
  10. Dear Tech Support <clean>
  11. ALERT!!
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. My Daddys A Lawyer
  2. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
  3. Super Bowl time
  4. THE ROADSIDE WORKERS <clean>
  5. Q _ E R T Y
  6. Philosophies Of Life
  7. men<adult>
  8. Collegiate Labor News
  9. FAQ: Superbowl XXXV <Part 1 of 2>
  10. Bushs acceptance speech. <offensive to the politically sensitive>
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. FAQ: Superbowl XXXV <Part 2 of 2> <adult>
  2. MS Will Admit Affair in Exchange for Dropping Case <adultish)
  3. Two Moms and Their Sons
  4. Q & A <adult, mucho offensive>
  5. THE NEW GM HELPLINE <clean>
  6. Comedy Calendar <Adequately Goofy>
  7. Constancy and Change
  8. The Cameron Column # 129 (Skiing)
  9. Grab my Breasts<Adult>
  10. T-Shirt sayings
  11. "Puns of the Weak" 01/26/01
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Donr Worry; Be Happy // Carl Sagan // Albert Einstein <body part
  2. Riding The Ferris Wheel
  3. January 27th - Electric Light Patent Day
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Birthday Boy
  6. Q&A <silly and sexist>
  7. Nuns bordello
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Poor planning
  2. Season Tickets
  3. THE BAD FOOTBALL UMPIRE <clean>
  4. Movie trivia for trivial movies <adult>
  5. Humor - Words of Wisdom
  6. Children<clean>
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Cowboy Philosophies
  2. Little Johnny
  3. Darwin Awards 2000-2001
  4. Horoscopes
  5. THE HOME WORKSHOP
  6. THE ZOOLOGY TEST <clean>
  7. DATZA ONE LUCKY GUY (luckily aDULLt)
  8. CA Diary <clean, f-word>
  9. midlife<Adult>
  10. The Lone Rangers Birthday, Jan. 30 <May offend Tonto>
  11. Humor From the Pulpit: the irate mom
  12. Uses for Coca-cola
  13. "A View of Limited Clue"
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. High Definition Hilarity
  2. E-mail Warning <clean>
  3. The White House
  4. Philosophical Questions Answered
  5. Let Me Tell Ya A Story... <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  6. The Gold Urinal
  7. signage<clean>
  8. AT THE DEAF SOCIETY <Adult Themes>
  9. Little Johnny
  10. Little Boy Makes His Grandmother Coffee (pun)
  11. Hospital Drugs
  12. Great Thoughts
  13. ATTENTION: IT"S A FRIGGING JOKE..now pass the gravy
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Blondes <off. to, well, you know>
  2. Autopsy Lecture
  3. An Army Of One <adult>
  4. PREFERENCES <clean>
  5. A Man Named Jed
  6. Zoo Pun
  7. Truly lacking in the Brains Dept<clean>.
  8. Laughs Today for February 1
  9. Two Canadians
  10. KIDDIE BOOK TITLES YOU WONT SEE
  11. Some Groaners and a Shaggy Puppy Story
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