The Humor List Postings for December 2000

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for December
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Computer terms from Maine
  2. Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes
  3. Your Students and You <clean-ish>
  4. Are You Ready?
  5. Weeney Week <adult>
  6. THE PROCTOLOGIST EXAM
  7. Quotes
  8. BLONDE BOMBER {aDULLt}
  9. Parking Rules for the Holidays
  10. LOVE ARIZONA STYLE
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Palm Beach Voters
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 12/01/00
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. Top 10 Tech-Influenced Action/Adventure TV Shows
  5. A Bowlers Night Before Christmas
  6. Marriage
  7. New Golf Rules
  8. angel on tree
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. FEMALE ELF APPLICATIONS <Adult Qualifications Required>
  2. Cajun Mathematics
  3. Scientific Knowledge
  4. Someone Get The Hook
  5. How Santa REALLY Knows!?
  6. Because I am a guy.......
  7. Ten More Things a Cat Thinks About
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Weird Business News #31 (1st of 3)
  10. So poor<adult>
  11. The Science Party
  12. Job Endings
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. ATTENTION!!!!!
  2. The Grinch (part 1)
  3. The 12 Hawaiian Days Of Christmas
  4. This one had me in tears!!!
  5. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hiney <adult, off. to gays>
  6. Heaven, Christmas Eve <clean-ish>
  7. Another Chili Story
  8. HOLIDAY RULES FOR DIETING! (Just in case you forgot)
  9. Christmas Carols for the psychiatrically challenge< offencive to challenged>
  10. Weird Business News #31 (2nd of 3)
  11. Angel On The Christmas Tree
  12. Talk about Coincidence
  13. Is this Right?
  14. Hunh???
  15. PROPER ICON CARE
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Grinch (part 2 of 2)
  2. Dress code
  3. The Bet
  4. No Gift This Year
  5. A Redneck Night Before Christmas
  6. If the Old Perfesser falls in the forest and I dont hear him... <adult>
  7. Mo Wedding Nights <adult>
  8. Nada <adult>
  9. Christmas Controversies <clean>
  10. Weird Business News #31 (3rd of 3)
  11. parable<clean>
  12. Moan During Sex
  13. Anyone remember the moped?
  14. Aids
  15. Traffic Report for November 2000
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Subject: 4 years later <clean>
  2. Civil War Revisited
  3. Dan Rather Election Night Quotes Wed Like to See
  4. Bad Luck?
  5. Wrapping Presents With a Cat
  6. GUESS THE CHRISTMAS SONG (Part 1 of 2)
  7. REDNECKS <adult, off.>
  8. Being (Un)orthodox <clean>
  9. Santas Letters (Adult)
  10. OPERATION ORDER 12-00 FOR: OFFICIAL VISIT OF LTG SANTA CLAUS
  11. Its A Wacky World! #88
  12. The Artist
  13. Enlightenment
  14. A Politically Correct Christmas
  15. Subject: Ground Control<clean>
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6th of December Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. To Err is Human
  2. Amazing Dog (off. as a pun can be!)
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Santas Message
  2. Gore Calls For Recount Of Supreme Court Vote
  3. The jobs Ive had.......
  4. Aids (and a quickie)
  5. Its A Wacky World! #89
  6. From Santa
  7. POETS CORNER <adult>
  8. Scottish Blood Anyone? ;) <clean-ish>
  9. Money Can Buy ... <Clean>
  10. GUESS THE CHRISTMAS SONG (Part 2 of 2) and answers to first 20 of yesterdays list
  11. Pun of the Weak
  12. Psychics Dont Guess it in 2000!
  13. Giving thanks
  14. Homebrewers Night Before Christmas
  15. Republicans and Democrats at Christmas Time
  16. men shouldnt complain <clean>
  17. The Announcement
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Bull Overboard <lang.>
  2. Bull! (adult)
  3. A thought for Christmas <clean>
  4. Is there a Santa Claus?
  5. Mario Lemieux announces return, traded to Chicago.
  6. 2 funnies
  7. Catholics
  8. Good King Wenceslas (Pun)
  9. The Juggler
  10. Corporate Haiku <clean>
  11. 10 WORST GIFTS A MAN CAN BUY A WOMAN <Adult Content>
  12. Why Arent You Married Yet?
  13. Its A Wacky World! #90
  14. Mad Cow Disease<adult>
  15. Marketing News for December 2000
  16. BLOW BLOW BLOW ur LIFE
  17. Satire: Bar Codes
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Grounds for Divorce?
  2. Reindeer
  3. A Few Smiles
  4. Twas The Night Before Christmas - Jewish Style
  5. Christmas Lights
  6. If College Students Wrote The Bible:
  7. Xmas party <clean>
  8. A look into the future:
  9. Voting in Florida
  10. Lovable Louise (off to prudes)
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. True Story (offensive to farm animals)
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 12/08/00
  3. Scrooged
  4. Freckles
  5. Poetry Styles
  6. Chet the Parrot
  7. Communist Russia
  8. What Not To Get Your Dog At Christmas <Clean>
  9. The excommunication of the hamburger (may be off .to Catholics)
  10. funnys <clean>
  11. Lawyers Dog
  12. Christmas is
  13. Washington D.C. Nativity Scene
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Forecast
  2. Did You Know???
  3. The Delete key <clean>
  4. Horoscopes
  5. Ebonics Christmas (offensive, racial)
  6. A Dear Abby Letter
  7. Santa Is Indeed Real
  8. The Zen Master Visits New York
  9. Who Got A Drinking Problem?!?
  10. MARTHA STEWARTS HOLIDAY CALENDAR <Clean>
  11. A Christmas Story: Lovable Louise" (Adultish)
  12. Going to a hair salon and visiting a brothel have amazing<adult>
  13. A moral question for you <off. to politicians>
  14. Ms COYLY
  15. Stray Dog
  16. Satire: Choose Your Own Election
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11th of December Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. U.S. President Clinton and the Nobel Peace Prize
  2. This happened a month ago
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Titanics Last Mystery Revealed
  2. The Top 15 Signs Santa Claus is Actually a Woman
  3. **Twas the Night Before Christmas in Brooklyn**
  4. Language in Traction <humor>
  5. A Palindrome or Three, maybe <clean>
  6. Computer Talk
  7. The Old Perfesser Dont Wanna Get Sick
  8. after Xmas letter <adult &language>
  9. FL ballots sent to space
  10. Etiquette Tips <Adult, language>
  11. Your Captain speaking
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Traditional Feast?????
  2. Grumpy Santa
  3. Laws of TV/Movies
  4. More Reasons Santa Could Be A Woman
  5. A Kitty Cats Christmas
  6. Holiday cost cutting tips
  7. Another slant on Santa <adult>
  8. Paying The Bill <clean>
  9. Blowing your coat <non-offensive>
  10. BUBBA CLAUS - SANTAS NEW CONTRACT <Maybe offensive to Southern US>
  11. Twas the mexican night before X-mas
  12. Naughty Santa (adult)
  13. Humor from the American Classroom
  14. Kiss and Make Up <off to Dubya supporters>
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Holiday Groaners
  2. Lettermans Top Ten Lessons Weve Learned From The 2000 Election
  3. You Broke What?
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Cats Favorite Christmas Songs & Christmas Quickies
  6. Q & A <adult>
  7. Weirdest Book? <clean-ish>
  8. Computer quote
  9. New research group organized
  10. The Buffalo Theory <clean>
  11. Turnabout is fair play
  12. Irony in History (Not what youre thinking)
  13. Not many people know that
  14. AlGorithm
  15. Youve Been Warned
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Inappropriate Gift Ideas
  2. A Couple of Smiles
  3. Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights
  4. MMs musing <Innuendo. Moronic, too>
  5. Mean Aunt Martha
  6. The 12 days of Christmas rethought
  7. The Twelve Days of Christmas [Part 1]
  8. BUILDING MAINTENANCE
  9. MMs musing <Innuendo. Moronic, too>
  10. Bush vs Claus
  11. Egga Nogga Ville
  12. At The Wine Tasting Section...<adult>
  13. god and the universe<adult Religion>
  14. Chain Humor
  15. Doggie Wonderland
  16. GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT
  17. Not many people know that
  18. "Puns of the Weak" 12/15/00
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The 12 Days of Christmas [Part 2]
  2. Jack Schitt
  3. Telling the Weather
  4. A New York City Night Before Christmas
  5. Specialty Clothing Shop
  6. Cut-out-and-keep world guide for the new Prez
  7. The Chunnel
  8. Flea Travel
  9. Hours Minutes Seconds ( off. to stop watches ) ++aDULLt++
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Twas the Day After Christmas
  2. Lettermans Top Ten Items On George W. Bushs To-Do List
  3. Variation on a Trap
  4. A Cellphone story <clean>
  5. The Festive Season
  6. Microsoft Night Before Christmas
  7. The Perfect Husband
  8. rooster<clean>
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Chuckle <offensive to Kiwis>
  2. Bumper stickers <clean>
  3. A Few Holiday Puns
  4. A Bikers Night Before Christmas
  5. Specialty Clothing Shop
  6. Getting Into The Christmas Spirit <adult>
  7. Politically Correct Rudolph (and remaining answers from guess that Christmas song)
  8. Classical Christmas
  9. Lamaze class <clean>
  10. From Al Gores Trash Can
  11. M.I.A.
  12. DOGGIE SEE, DOGGIE DO
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Wishes <adult>
  2. Science fact du jour <clean, informative>
  3. Twas the night....
  4. "Twas the Night Before Xmas - Diet Style
  5. The Old Perfesser Gets Into The Christmas Spirit, Too!! <adult>
  6. Truth in Advertising?
  7. Fat Is Only Ugly Until...<adult>
  8. Bits and Pieces (Puns)
  9. beer<adult>
  10. Little Johhnys Christmas
  11. A Dr. Seuss Tongue Twister
  12. Billy Bobs Vacation
  13. If lawyers can be debarred...
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Station Break (offensive to The Neighborhood)
  2. Christmas Health
  3. Downsizing in America
  4. Holiday Eating Tips
  5. Buying a Tee Shirt [Adultish]
  6. How To Build An Atom Bomb <clean>
  7. Bush seeks to enjoin Santa
  8. drink<clean>
  9. Sizties Christmas Jokes
  10. AWAY IN THE MANGER?
  11. Cough Syrup
  12. A Political Christmas Greeting
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. befor it starts <clean>
  2. Green Eggs and Hamlet
  3. Top 10 Reasons The North Pole Police Are Called
  4. Twas the day after Christmas (diet version)
  5. Santas Secret Wish
  6. A thought for the season <risque>
  7. Women and Cats
  8. Christmas Shopping
  9. The Cosmic Fluke
  10. The First Christmas Letter, Humor or Folklore?
  11. At Grammas
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Lettermans Top Ten Questions George W. Bush Asked President Clinton
  2. What to get your special man this Christmas
  3. The Christmas Watchdog
  4. Signs Santa Doesnt Like Your Child
  5. TREASON!!!
  6. Its Their Mistake!
  7. Clockwork (Pun)
  8. Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman<adult >
  9. The 12 Lays of Monica \ everglade version \
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Intellectuals Night Before Xmas
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 12/22/00
  3. Added Nativity Attraction....
  4. Al Gores Concession Speech
  5. A Winter Wonderland - New Jersey Style
  6. Sister Mary (adult)
  7. Tales from the Crib (aka Kid Stories) (Puns)
  8. Revenge
  9. Electing a Pope
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. You know youre getting old when
  2. Smiles
  3. God angered over supreme court ruling (may be off. to the religious)
  4. Recipe For Christmas Joy
  5. Holiday Cooking (pun)
  6. Where your Christmas Dollar goes.
  7. Grillin<adult>
  8. Fortune teller
  9. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Santa Hates You
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Groaners
  2. Snow
  3. The Twelve Days After Christmas
  4. Nostradamus: did he or did he not?
  5. Measuring Your Dillywhaker<Adult>
  6. funnys <clean>
  7. WHY BLONDES SHOULDNT HAVE HORSES
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Tis Bottle
  2. Christmas gifts <risque>
  3. Swindled
  4. Call From Mom
  5. Bits and pieces <off. to blondes>
  6. Proverbs for a new Millenium:<clean>
  7. <HUMOUR> Xmas quote
  8. A little bit geek??
  9. Odds and Ends
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Generic President Joke
  2. Chinese custom
  3. Goodbye Mother!!!
  4. Rejected State License Plate Slogans (Part 1 of 2)
  5. Survey <adult>
  6. "Happy Holidays!!" from T.O.P.
  7. Twas The Day After Christmas (better late than never)
  8. lawn care <adult >
  9. Two Punny Stories <Clean>
  10. Serious Ailment
  11. New Years Resolutions/Goals
  12. hit It WITH ur el=BOW!!!!!!
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Horoscopes
  2. Excerpts from Poor Richards Almanack
  3. Rejected State License Plate Slogans (Part 2 of 2)
  4. RESOLUTIONS - Past and Future <clean, non-offensive>
  5. Error Code
  6. An Ode To Women!
  7. Subject: English to Chinese
  8. Yesterday - Beatles Song - PC Version : )
  9. Before and After
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Austin Hillbilly
  2. Payday
  3. Elenor Rigby (Computer version)
  4. Things NOT To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
  5. Assorted Smiles
  6. Daily Survival Kit For 2001 <Reflective, Clean>
  7. Foolishness of writing poetry
  8. glasses<clean>
  9. Locked Out
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. When a lie would have been better..
  2. Paulys deed <clean, bit of a groaner>
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 12/29/00
  4. Recipe for a Blessed Life
  5. Misunderstood
  6. Nostrodamus Got It Right <off to Dubya supporters>
  7. Air Crash < =?iso-8859-1?Q?Risqu=E9=3E?=
  8. NEW YEARS EDITION SMILES
  9. getting old<clean>
  10. BARE-lee-INTEResting (aDULLT} HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!!
  11. Pet Resolutions <mature>
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quiz for Management Candidates
  2. Ski Season is Here
  3. OK To Come Out?
  4. Traits
  5. Resolutions
  6. POLITICALLY CORRECTwomen&men<adult>
  7. New Years Eve <clean>
  8. Its A Wacky World #91
  9. Married men
  10. The International Save the Pun Foundation10 Best Stressed Puns of 2000
  11. WE AIN"T scared of no BooB 2001 here we go!!!!!! happy one folks
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