The Humor List Postings for November 2000

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:32 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for November
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Warning!
  2. Best And Worst
  3. Memo from God (inspirational)
  4. Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Tree...
  5. MIGHTIEST WEAPON <Adult Content>
  6. Special Notice regarding the US Presidential Election
  7. Out of Gas
  8. Amazing Goldstein<adult maybe offfence to jewish>
  9. Republicanism explained
  10. FINALLY a... L LOS-E-ANNA Happy
  11. Humor Traffic Report for October, 2000
  12. North and South
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2nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Get Your Husband In The Mood <adult>
  2. Michiganders Unite!
  3. Nice way to look at things (inspirational)
  4. Ineffective Daily Affirmations
  5. Encyclopedia Llamactica <adult>
  6. Keeping Up With The Joneses
  7. Third Wish
  8. clean
  9. English lesson
  10. ELECTION DAY ALERT PLEASE POST
  11. Good ole Dave
  12. Puppy Tails (Puns)
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3rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. The Clock <clean>
  2. Kids
  3. Morning Prayer
  4. Hmmmm.... Theres Something Familiar...? <adult, F word>
  5. I am so close to Jesus ... <may be off. to the religious>
  6. Interpretations
  7. Truth
  8. Government Official (TM) Survey
  9. CLINTON CLOCK<language adult> note from yesterdays post
  10. CamPAIN 2000 --Fiction as strange as the Truth
  11. Bluenecks
  12. "Puns of the Weak" 11/03/00
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4th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Scoring points with females <clean>
  2. The Top 15 Cool Features of the Sony PlayStation 2 <clean>
  3. Talking with Dad (inspirational - for Sean)
  4. Are You an Adult?
  5. Newspapers<offensive to Singapore newspaper editors>
  6. Heavenly
  7. fst&loose <offensive to women
  8. Mix Up
  9. Honest Abe (reference to sex)
  10. Politically Correct
  11. True Story
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5th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Albert Einstein
  2. Age is a Funny Thing!!
  3. Never Satisfied Customer
  4. Interesting Facts
  5. Subject: Big Man Small Town<clean>
  6. Circle Flies
  7. Whats wrong with the car? (Source Unknown)
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6th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Italians and the war <derogatory the the Italian fighting spirit>
  2. Office Vocabulary
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. Bank Letter
  5. Puppy Dog Haiku
  6. ETHNIC <adult>
  7. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs <Adult content>
  8. How To Shower <adult>
  9. Reading of lips (Risque and adult)
  10. This is Texas.....
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7th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Folks You Love to Hate (possibly offensive to celebrities)
  2. Missing
  3. The Old Perfesser Expounds <adult>
  4. Lets Vote For Something!! <Some Adult Topics>
  5. An Irish Declaration of War
  6. Winders <Off to Texans?>
  7. Election Day, 2000
  8. The Iraqi Diplomat
  9. The Great Debate<adult language& women>
  10. Finally.....Some Answers
  11. Texas Survivor
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8th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Military
  2. The Wishing Well <off., lang.>
  3. A Womans Thoughts
  4. Because I Am A Man
  5. The New Economy
  6. Melvin Durais Humor: Election turnout
  7. 4 letter words <clean>
  8. Election Day, 2000 PLUS ONE <humor>
  9. The Bar Tab
  10. Horoscopes
  11. Adult Puns of the Month: 10/00 (Sexual Content: Adults Only)
  12. Best Lay < =?iso-8859-1?Q?Risqu=E9=3E?=
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9th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Italian good taste <may be off. to Italians>
  2. A Strong Disciplinarian
  3. 63 Things You Might Not Have Known
  4. Dan Rather-isms
  5. Masquerade
  6. ...Change A Lightbulb? <satire>
  7. ETERNAL QUESTIONS TO PONDER:<clean>
  8. Give Us Our Daily Bread <clean>
  9. Newly Weds
  10. 3 bears story
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10th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. In the mortuary (gruesome)
  2. Cajun Trials and Tribulations
  3. Remember When....
  4. Lottery Winner
  5. Mr. Burns
  6. Boobon <Adult, Scientic Research>
  7. Sintax(sic)
  8. Indias Cultures Demystified <clean>
  9. "Puns of the Weak" 11/10/00
  10. Not the brightest light bulb <American politics>
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11th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. THE "MALE SPEAK" DICTIONARY
  2. YOU MIGHT BE FROM THE NW (ESPECIALLY SEATTLE) IF YOU.......
  3. You Might Be A Southern Baptist If...<might br offensive to guess who>
  4. Obituary (enjoy again)
  5. The Lost Dr Seuss Book..I Love My Job
  6. Top Ten Signs Your Anchorman Is Exhausted
  7. Roasted chicken (drinker)
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12th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Down for The Recount
  2. HAIRASSMENT <poss offensive to blondes>
  3. Murphys Laws of Computing
  4. Miscommunication
  5. Thats No Business
  6. Best quote of the day
  7. Some fun quotes... often noteable as much by who said them as what was said.<clean>
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13th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. The Wild, Wild West
  2. Candidates opinions <adultish>
  3. Cellar Full of Whiskey
  4. Message In A Bottle <clean>
  5. Down for The Recount
  6. SALUTE!!! <adult>
  7. NDBs Phone <clean, for the US resident>
  8. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT THE SEXES AND BE POLITICALLY <adult>
  9. Spotted owl <humor - offensive to women>
  10. Important Notice
  11. TO GOLF OR NOT TO GOLF
  12. Anagrams
  13. Ballot Designs Rejected by the Palm Beach County Election Committee
  14. DOGS ARE BETTER FISHING BUDDIES
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14th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Bless me Father....(off to Catholics)
  2. Nerve Endings <may be offensive to religious folks>
  3. Just If....
  4. The Confessions
  5. The Old Perfesser Goes Visitin <adult>
  6. American English v. British English
  7. FAST THINKING
  8. Election Day Sale
  9. SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER <clean>
  10. Groaners for a Monday
  11. Country doctor
  12. Co-presidency
  13. The Witch (off to women)
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15th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Defense Forces <off. to the military>
  2. FL does it again
  3. My Punny Resume
  4. *** URGENT *** OPEN THIS FIRST ***
  5. Pro-Bush Rebels Seize Power In West; D.C. In Flames
  6. The Vote
  7. Get Rich Quick <adult>
  8. Diagnosis <clean>
  9. CHINA CONFUSION <Adult activities and terms>
  10. Xmas letter <clean>
  11. Holy Duck
  12. Custody of Children (possibly offensive to some)
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16th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. In Awe
  2. On Second Thought
  3. The British solution
  4. The Three Couples <adult>
  5. DR SEUSS PURITY TEST <VERY Adult situations!!>
  6. Our foundering fathers
  7. Q & A <adult>
  8. Preferences <adult>
  9. A NON-Martha Stewart Thanksgiving
  10. confuses says <adult>
  11. REDNECK HAIKUS
  12. Happy holidays
  13. Election news flash!
  14. American Tie (Parody)
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17th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. The Elephant <adult>
  2. I mite as well get stuffed TWO....(aDULLt) let us pray for PLAIN TEXT
  3. The Magic Ballot Theory
  4. Weddings
  5. An Irishman, Doctored <adult>
  6. More Songs From Election 2000
  7. COMPUTER "THANKFUL" LIST <some adult thanks given>
  8. Puns of the Weak
  9. The Newspaper <pun>
  10. Here We go Again...
  11. definations<adult>
  12. THE DAY OF THE ELECTION
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18th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. [Fwd: Political Puns of the Weak]
  2. Plastic Surgery
  3. Clinton Declares Self President For Life
  4. As time goes by......<clean>
  5. RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW
  6. THE RULES FOR MEN
  7. Booze
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19th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Palm Beach Story
  2. Little Old Lady (poss off to some)
  3. Elementronics
  4. Childrens Books
  5. The Florida Lottery!
  6. "Puns of the Weak" 11/17/00
  7. magic mirror<clean>
  8. A Married Mans Adventure
  9. THE GOOD OLE SCHOOL DAYS
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20th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Junior
  2. Election Poetry
  3. Top Ten Things The Founding Fathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today
  4. Moishe And The Pope
  5. A Couple of Smiles
  6. Notice of Revocation of Independence
  7. Counter point
  8. THE MISTLETOE
  9. OLD!!!
  10. Monday Groaner <clean>
  11. <No subject given>
  12. Dr. Seuss Goes to Florida
  13. You know you are from Iceland when...
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21st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Bessie
  2. TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT ARENT
  3. Turkey Carols
  4. Butter Ball Turkey Talk Line
  5. The Old Perfesser... Get Outa Town!!!
  6. The Talking Clock <clean, f-word>
  7. Candide Opinions
  8. Holiday Announcement
  9. groners<clean>
  10. SAYS WHO?
  11. An Opportunity for you!
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22nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmastime is Here. Already.
  2. A Special Story (inspirational)
  3. Florida Voting
  4. The Truth About Thanksgiving
  5. Thanksgiving
  6. The Fastest Thing In The World <gross>
  7. Quote of the week
  8. Des-Pardes <clean>
  9. The Stolen Turkey
  10. need volunteers <clean>
  11. Another recount lawsuit
  12. Thanksgiving at the Coles - Clean, but offensive none the less
  13. US Response to British Call for Revocation of Independence (Clean)
  14. Active Sex Life<Adult>
  15. Holiday Forecast
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23rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Riddle
  2. The US Election- a few Down Under thoughts
  3. Young William Tell (how it all started) <clean>
  4. 35 Politically Correct Ways.......
  5. Whats Thanksgiving Without Some Turkeys?
  6. The Devil Went Down To Georgia
  7. One Thanksgiving Morning<Disgusting>
  8. Lunch Time at School
  9. Survivor...
  10. FLORIDA NATIVEs LETTER TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY!
  11. Serbias Deployment of Peacekeeping Forces
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24th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. A Million To One Shot
  2. Hearing problems
  3. I Won the Florida Lottery! (Source Unknown)
  4. The sandals (adult)
  5. GOOD IN THEORY <adultish>
  6. Political Puns of the Weak: 11-24-00
  7. The Electoral College
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25th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Horoscopes
  2. The U.S. Presidential Election
  3. T-Shirts....
  4. AOL Month Before Christmas
  5. Aisle, altar, him
  6. Bush one liner
  7. Bus Tour
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26th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 11/24/00
  2. Confused?
  3. Do It Today!
  4. A Redneck Night Before Christmas
  5. Addition
  6. Bumper Stickers
  7. Ms. Santa
  8. Ballot Counting
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27th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Casual Day
  2. The Science Party
  3. The 12 Days Of "Cats"Mas
  4. The Wedding Night
  5. Oxymorons
  6. What did you die of?" <adult>
  7. Err, Being Polite <adult>
  8. Profit
  9. Thanksgiving dinner (suggestive)
  10. Butter Ball Turkey Talk Line
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28th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Oh Oh CHERRIOS oooOOOooos (aDULLt)
  2. Rules Of Golf <political>
  3. Help from Tokyo <off. to Japanese>
  4. Rebuttal, Santa Is Most Certainly A Man
  5. New Slogans For Flordia (Source Unknown)
  6. The Old Perfesser... Life In The Fast Lane <adult>
  7. Antimetabole: Obscure Humor about the Humors of the Obscure
  8. What to Call a Pig
  9. memorial stone <clean>
  10. Bits and Pieces (Puns)
  11. A True Story
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29th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Carmen (adult)
  2. At the YMCA <adultish>
  3. The Mystery Play <clean>
  4. Cool Image
  5. Puns Galore!
  6. My Christmas eMails
  7. WORKPLACE ETIQUETTE
  8. What Every Young Girl Should Know...About Her Lover<adult>
  9. Not all Blondes are Women! [
  10. Weeney in the Trough
  11. Hair salon& brothel good news & bad <adult>
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30th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Moms Wisdom
  2. Confusing Santa
  3. The Presidents
  4. One In The Hand..... <adult>
  5. High Opinions <adult groaner>
  6. Rabbit Sex 101 <adult, risque>
  7. How to give a cat a pill....
  8. WEATHERWECARE.COM
  9. Subject: Rules for Suspect Etiquette<clean>
  10. Great Dog Convention <Language>
  11. A Beautiful Story
  12. Viagra joke
  13. Dear Valued Employee
  14. The Ladies in the Park
  15. Vacation in Spain (sexual connotation_
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